Go out for a walk? No way!



"I don't want to live anymore!"

A shout was heard, accompanied by a creaking sound from the tree branch.

Look at the tree, there's a white ribbon and a person in white.

This scene...

Someone hanged themselves!

"Senior brother, if you don't live, what will I do!"

He called out, followed by a "plop" as he knelt down.

On the ground, there was a woman in blue, looking frail.

This scene...

Someone advised another person not to hang themselves.

"Stop talking! I'm a single dog, I don't deserve to live in this world!"

With a white silk ribbon around his neck, Wu Er swayed as he uttered those words.

Don't be surprised that this person could still shout after hanging himself.

Because Wu Er is not a normal person!

He was an immortal, one of the few immortals in the world, and one of the men standing at the pinnacle of the world.

Moreover, he was a time traveler who had been living here for several hundred years.

He also established a sect with a group of junior brothers and sisters, and they were very successful there.

It has split mountains, smashed open seas, fought immortals, beaten demon saints, and even caused earthquakes.

As for this inhuman act of talking while hanging himself, it was perfectly normal for him.

"No, Senior Brother, you still have me. Ning Yan is willing to become your Daoist partner!"

A woman in an ice-blue dress, Wo Ningyan, was crying with tears streaming down her face, looking utterly miserable.

Wu Er pulled on the white silk used for hanging to loosen his neck, then peeked out to look at his junior sister.

Then she decisively spread her arms, letting her neck hang on the white silk again.

With a look of utter despair, he said, "If you become my Daoist partner, then I'd rather die."

Upon hearing this, Wo Ningyan abruptly raised her head and asked miserably, "Senior brother, do you despise me that much?"

Her tone was gentle, tinged with a hint of coolness, yet every word was filled with emotion, deeply moving the reader.

Just then, a gust of wind blew by, startling two birds and causing three or four yellow leaves to fall.

How utterly tragic!

Under such circumstances, Wu Er, hanging in the tree, naturally felt emotions as well.

So he closed his eyes and said seriously, "I find it disgusting."

Perhaps worried that his voice was too soft, Wu Er added another sentence.

He said, "I really dislike it."

These words made Wo Ningyan's expression even more miserable.

She asked, "Senior brother, what do you dislike about me? Am I not pretty enough?"

"No, you're quite pretty."

Wu Er's body hung on the white silk, swaying in the wind, spinning around and around, constantly drawing circles.

He glanced down at Wo Ningyan every now and then.

Speaking of Wo Ningyan, she is also very pretty, with big eyes, a small mouth, and a good figure; she is a beauty.

Moreover, she and Wu Er are fellow disciples, and she even took the initiative to pursue Wu Er.

If it were a normal person, they would have already agreed with drooling.

But why didn't Wu Er, who had been single for so long, agree?

Because Wu Er knew very well that his junior sister, who looked so charming and lovely, was now a perfect match for him.

actually......

He's a pervert!

They appear harmless, adorable, and endearing in my presence.

Towards others, he always wears a cold smile and takes pleasure in tormenting them!

To use the words from a past life.

This guy is a sadist!

Want to become Daoist partners with a junior sister like that?

Let's forget about it.

Under the tree, Wo Ningyan continued to pester him, crying and asking, "Senior brother, what exactly do you dislike about me?"

Faced with relentless pestering, Wu Er didn't want to say anything.

All he wanted to do now was close his eyes and continue hanging in the tree, enjoying the wind and sunshine.

Meanwhile, Wo Ningyan continued her miserable tragedies under the tree, and had already begun reciting sorrowful poems...

Today, the weather is fine and the sun is shining brightly.

In this weather, one person is hanging themselves, while another person is under a tree trying to dissuade them from doing the same.

The more you try to persuade someone, the more they want to hang themselves.

What a harmonious and beautiful scene!

After hanging there for a while, Wu Er opened his eyes, reached out and pulled the white silk ribbon down to look.

Seeing that only Wo Ningyan was crying under the tree, he couldn't help but frown.

He asked, "It's been so long, why are you still all alone? Where is everyone else?"

Hearing her senior brother's serious question, Wo Ningyan stopped crying. She stood up and dusted herself off.

He said, "Senior Brother, you've hanged yourself four hundred times in the last two hundred years. The first two times were fine, but after a while, the other senior brothers got used to it and stopped coming when they heard you were going to hang yourself."

Four hundred times? That many?

Wu Er, still hanging on the tree, thought about it and realized that he had caused trouble twice a year, once in spring and once in autumn, which meant he had done it more than four hundred times.

Such frequent occurrences are indeed somewhat unreasonable.

So, Wu Er made a decision.

I'm powerless to make a fuss!

"I don't care, call someone right now, or I'll hang myself from this tree!"

Wu Er started making a fuss, twisting his body back and forth like a pendulum.

Although Wo Ningyan knew that her senior brother would definitely not hang himself.

However, since it was a request from someone I loved, I naturally had to comply.

So he picked up the communication jade talisman and sent messages to his other senior brothers.

"My senior brother has finished passing on the knowledge. See how obedient I am?"

Wo Ningyan put away the jade talisman in her hand, smiled gently at Wu Er, as if waiting for praise.

But Wu Er remained silent, his head tilted back, lost in thought, seemingly contemplating life.

It has to be said, he was contemplating life while hanging himself.

It really did give me a unique perspective.

And so, half an hour passed.

In the past half hour, not a single person has come over.

My dear reader, there's more to this chapter! Please click the next page to continue reading—even more exciting content awaits!

Continue read on readnovelmtl.com


Recommendation



Comments

Please login to comment

Support Us

Donate to disable ads.

Buy Me a Coffee at ko-fi.com
Chapter List