After slowly drifting over several hills, Wu Er arrived at a huge... commercial street.
That's the only way to describe this place; calling it a market town is a bit inappropriate.
After all, there are so many commercials here, and the storefronts are so old-fashioned.
Advertisements were everywhere, and some people were even handing out flyers while wearing teddy bear costumes.
"Holy crap, what have they released in the last two hundred years? What happened to the sects I know?"
Wu Er was stunned for a moment. In his memory, the sect was still a normal place.
In my memory, the sect was a place with flowing water, pavilions, flowers, trees, birds, and animals, exuding an ancient charm.
How did it come to this?
It's a department store again, and a crystal screen again.
How did these junior disciples manage to recreate the commercial street from their casually mentioned past life?
Shaking his head, Wu Er decided to take a good look around and see what changes had occurred.
Oh, and I'll change my clothes while I'm at it.
Walking on the commercial street of Pengshan Gate, if it weren't for the people flying around overhead, Wu Er would feel like he had returned to his past life.
After strolling around for a few steps, Wu Er spotted a clothing store... In the world of cultivation, it should be called the Spirit Cloth Shop.
Without thinking much, I naturally walked in.
As soon as I entered the door, I heard a greeting: "Welcome."
Upon hearing this sound, Wu Er, with his keen senses, looked up and saw a finely crafted low-grade magic weapon hanging on the door frame.
That was the magic weapon that made the sound just now.
Wu Er twitched his lips and muttered, "They've even come up with electronic doorbells. The weapon refiners in the sect are really something else. Instead of working on high-level magic weapons, they're making this stuff..."
He chuckled mischievously and continued, "Now we have a reason to deduct their resources, hehe."
After glancing around the store, I noticed that it was quite crowded, and all the staff members had customers, so no one came to serve me.
But it's fine if no one is there to entertain me; it's comfortable to be alone like this.
With his hands behind his back, Wu Er began to observe the clothing store.
They have both men's and women's clothing, and the designs are extremely avant-garde, making even Wu Er, a time traveler, feel fashionable.
Especially that mini skirt and that backless top.
Imagine a group of female disciples wearing miniskirts and backless tops flying overhead, and you happen to look up at that moment.
Such scenery.
Just thinking about it is exciting!
"Cough, cough."
Wu Er coughed twice, swallowed back the saliva that was about to spill out, and then looked away from the pile of women's clothing.
After all, he came to buy clothes, so why would he stay in the women's clothing section for so long?
Men who look at women in clothes are either perverts or cross-dressers.
If someone were to see him in his current state, wouldn't he be laughed out of the room?
To preserve his reputation, Wu Er reluctantly left the women's clothing section and went to the men's clothing section.
Upon arriving at the men's clothing section, Wu Er raised an eyebrow again.
These menswear items...
This look...
That's so cringeworthy!
Why does every piece of clothing have a cape?
Some were three parts blue and seven parts black, with one side having a wide sleeve and the other a tight sleeve.
The style is the same as that of a certain island nation's anime from my previous life, full of chuunibyou (adolescent delusions of grandeur).
What's more, the clothes were covered with many cringeworthy slogans.
What embarrassed Wu Er the most was that some of the clothes still had his past words on them.
For example, the line, "Let's borrow this rolling thunder to cleave open the millennia-old barrier!"
Those were his words from three hundred years ago!
The slogan made Wu Er's lips twitch, and he was speechless for a moment.
After a moment of silence, he said helplessly, "Is this what young people like these days?"
After spending quite some time there, the shop staff saw off a group of customers.
A waitress noticed Wu Er standing there alone and approached him with a professional smile.
She asked in a sweet voice, "May I ask which one this fellow Daoist has taken a fancy to?"
Hearing someone speak to him, Wu Er coughed twice, suppressing his embarrassment.
He said, "Oh, which one? Um, find me the trendiest one around here!"
Upon hearing this, the waitress knew that Wu Er was an amateur and didn't know anything about clothes.
So he started promoting the garment, pointing to the nearest piece of clothing that read, "Let's borrow this rolling thunder to cleave open the millennia-old barrier!"
He said, "Fellow Daoist, this is the latest model, and the slogan on it is even more fashionable. Those are words spoken by the sect leader!"
As he spoke, he skillfully took off a garment and said, "I think it suits you very well. Why don't you try it on, fellow Daoist?"
"No, forget about this one!"
Wu Er quickly reached out to stop him, and took a few steps back, his face full of embarrassment.
The waitress stopped what she was doing when she saw Wu Er's appearance.
He added, "What's wrong? This is great! It comes with the sect leader's words; we might even get a bit of immortal energy!"
Wu Er shook his head and said, "Forget it, really forget it. I'd better not try to bask in the immortal energy."
Trying to bask in the immortal's aura?
Wu Er said that this thing has no magical aura at all, only a strong sense of chuunibyou (a Japanese term for someone with delusions of grandeur)!
Seeing that Wu Er was very resistant to the clothes, the waitress did not try to force him to buy them.
Instead, they changed the descriptions several times.
However, Wu Er still rejected the other models that were introduced later.
As for why he refused?
Because the other models are endorsed by Wu Er's junior brothers!
There are also their portraits on it!
Wearing clothes with his junior brother's face painted on them? That just looks weird!
Helpless, Wu Er could only ask, "Isn't there anything simple, without so many patterns, and high-end, classy clothes? Preferably with some shimmering effects or something to enhance your charm?"
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