Chapter 211: No Good Taoist



"It's so lively here." Grandma Huanxi sat in front of the black donkey, looking at us with a smile on her wrinkled old face.

She held a bell in her hand, presumably to control the zombies. As for Grandpa Bei behind her, his face was dejected. He didn't even glance in my direction, but instead took a second to gaze at the massive General Wudao. He said, "Hey, old woman, look at that thing! It's huge."

Grandma Huanxi nodded and said, "Yes, it's very big, much bigger than you."

Sad Grandpa: "..."

Happy Lady said, "By the way, isn't this the Five Dao Generals that the underworld is currently looking for?"

"It's true, you can collect the reward if you catch him!" Bei Taigong's eyes lit up.

Just as the two elders were discussing, General Wu Dao became furious and rushed towards them, brandishing five swords. "Where did these two old immortals come from? I will send you to hell in a minute!"

Happy Lady sat solemnly on the black donkey, not even reacting to Grandpa Bei's attack. Just as General Wudao was about to charge in front of them, Happy Lady gently rang the bell, and instantly, a group of nearby zombies rushed forward, abruptly blocking General Wudao's attack.

General Wu Dao was furious and asked loudly, "What are your names?"

Grandma Huanxi scratched her head and said, "What's the name? We have long forgotten what our names were. You can just call me Grandma Huanxi and call him Grandpa Bei."

General Wudao laughed and said, "Happy Lady, Sad Lord, go to hell!"

The Joyful Lady and the Sad Grandfather looked at him...

I was shocked and wanted to stop it, but was stopped by Su Xiaoniu. I didn't understand what she meant.

a long time.

Nothing happened.

General Wudao was stunned: "You...why didn't you die?"

Grandma Huanxi tilted her head and said, "Oh, I'm so sorry. I forgot to tell you that we, like these zombies, are no longer in the six realms. You can only control life and death in the six realms, which is useless to us."

After hearing this, I suddenly understood. No wonder Su Xiaonu stopped me. So that's it!

This infuriated General Wudao, who swung his five swords at them. But Grandma Huanxi didn't even bother to move, simply ringing her bell. A swarm of zombies swarmed over, two of them each clamping down on one of General Wudao's hands. In an instant, all five of General Wudao's hands were immobilized.

At this time, Happy Lady looked towards us and said, "Five ghosts, it's up to you!"

After hearing this, the Five Ghosts nodded, and then split into five streams of light and rushed into each of the hands of the Five Generals. The Five Ghosts entered the five hands of the Five Generals respectively. I actually watched at a speed visible to the naked eye as the arms of the Five Generals began to become decadent and weak.

Then, there were five crisp noises. As the five ghosts rushed out, their five arms fell off at the same time. The five generals screamed, stumbled, and were thrown to the ground with a loud bang. The entire glacier snow was smashed into a huge crater again.

"Good opportunity!" Su Xiaoniu shouted, and I immediately understood. I took a quick step and rushed forward. In a few seconds, I reached the top of General Wudao's head, shot two copper coins that had already been dripped with yang blood into his eyes, and then quickly jumped back.

Bang bang!

Two loud explosions erupted, and a shrill scream emanated from General Wudao, whose body was instantly shattered into a blur. After the massive body shattered, a thin figure slowly emerged from within. Just as he attempted to flee, the Five Ghosts had already rushed forward and captured him.

"General Wudao has been captured. We will send him to the underworld immediately. We will take our leave now." The five ghosts bowed to me and then turned into streams of light, taking General Wudao with them to the underworld.

I breathed a sigh of relief and watched Happy Lady and Sad Grandpa walking towards me. Happy Lady looked at me with a strange and sharp look that made me feel creepy.

I saw Happy Po circling around me twice, and then she said in surprise, "Boy, hand that girl over!"

I said blankly, "What girl?"

Su Xiaoniu giggled, and I immediately understood what she meant. I said in my mind, "No way, they know you're inside me?"

Su Xiaoniu smiled playfully and said, "How would I know? Maybe it's because I'm so dazzling wherever I go that they noticed me."

I was so upset. What a narcissistic guy.

"Take off your clothes." Su Xiaoniu said.

I took off my coat, and then, it was as if something was out of my body. I felt a sudden sense of emptiness. In the blink of an eye, I saw Su Xiaonu's real body appeared in front of me and said to me, "Hurry up and put the coat over my head!"

The sun was very strong outside, so I quickly put my clothes over her head.

Su Xiaoniu walked in front of the two elders. Just as Happy Po was about to hold her hand, she missed it and her palm went through Su Xiaoniu's body...

Happy Po was stunned for a moment, and even I was a little slow to react. Logically speaking, I could touch Su Xiaoniu's true body, so why couldn't Happy Po touch it?

The sad old man said in silence, "I never thought that after we parted so long ago, we would be separated by the Yin and Yang when we met again. Girl, how could you die like this?"

Grandma Huanxi said tearfully, "Who killed you? Tell us now, and we two old fellows will avenge you!"

Su Xiaoniu giggled and said, "No need. I can handle it myself!"

Happy Po glanced at her, then saw me behind her, frowned and said, "Is it this boy?"

I was shocked. Damn, don’t wrongly accuse a good person!

Su Xiaoniu shook her head repeatedly: "No, no! He is my vessel. It is thanks to him that I have been able to stay in the world of the living as a ghost all these years. - By the way, mother-in-law, I need your help with something."

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