I see!
Summoning the little ghost is easy, as long as I use the mediumship skills to summon it. However, this time, Su Xiaoniu didn't let me use the mediumship skills to summon it from the underworld. She asked me to communicate with the spirit-sucking ghost in the soul-guiding lamp and let this little ghost come to guard my door.
At first, I was a bit confused. Why would a horrible little imp like a sperm-sucking ghost be guarding my door? What if this thing secretly sucked my sperm while I was in seclusion? I haven't even married yet. If it kills me, wouldn't I be at a huge loss?
Su Xiaoniu laughed unhappily and said, "You think too much. Sperm suckers are not interested in virgins."
Oh my god, what does she mean by that? Does she look down on me because I'm a virgin?
Su Xiaoniu continued, "Let me put it this way. This is a maternity hospital. Maternity hospitals are places for giving birth, and naturally, there are births and deaths. Some babies die at birth, while others die before they're even born. Therefore, the probability of encountering ghost babies is highest in maternity hospitals. Most ghost babies die before they've completely shed their sperm and egg components. After becoming ghost babies, they still retain the essence of sperm. Sperm-sucking ghosts are little ghosts that specialize in sucking sperm for a living. While they're not very aggressive, they're the perfect nemesis for these ghost babies. As long as you can convince a sperm-sucking ghost to guard your place, you can basically walk freely in this hospital."
Damn, so that’s how it is, why didn’t you tell me earlier!
It turns out that the sperm-sucking ghost can be used in this way. As long as I can get the sperm-sucking ghost to come out to help me, what should I be afraid of?
Besides, Su Xiaoniu also told me that I could deal with ordinary ghosts and demons with the agarwood burner, but with my current level of skill, the agarwood burner's heat wasn't enough to scare off these ghost babies and that strange baby girl, not to mention there was a master behind them who could use silver talismans. So, I had to convince the sperm-sucking ghost!
The spirit-sucking ghost was inside the Soul-Guiding Lamp, and I couldn't tear off the seal without convincing it. If it escaped, it would be troublesome. So, I used the mediumship technique, but it didn't connect the Yin and Yang worlds. Instead, I communicated directly with the spirit-sucking ghost face to face.
The Soul-Guiding Lamp was placed on the table. I faced the seal on the lantern and activated my mediumship. In an instant, the lantern seemed to become transparent, and I could see the succubus lying quietly inside the Soul-Guiding Lamp, as if sleeping.
I was a little surprised. Even ghosts can sleep?
At this moment, as if sensing something, the sap-sucking ghost suddenly raised its head and stared at me with a pair of green, cat-like eyes. It was really creepy. I swallowed, smiled slightly and greeted it, saying, "Little sap, are you awake?"
"Little...jingjing?" When Su Xiaoniu heard this, she burst into laughter on the spot.
I rolled my eyes and ignored her, watching the sperm-sucking ghost look at me with curiosity. After a while, I said, "You're yelling so disgustingly, are you trying to get me to do something for you? Humph! No way!"
Shit, I haven’t even said anything and I’ve been rejected outright. How can I still have fun like this?
"Little Jingjing, don't be so cold to me..." I began to use the tactics of soft persuasion and persistence, grinning with two rows of white teeth and said honestly: "The person who arrested you was that golden-haired old man, and he has nothing to do with me. I stole this thing now because I actually want to set you free..."
"Really?" Sure enough, these words could move the sperm-sucking ghost.
I nodded repeatedly and said, "Of course! But as a deal, you have to do something for me."
"After all, you're just asking me to do something for you?" The sperm sucker curled his lips impatiently, turned his head and butt towards me and said, "I don't have the time for that. I might as well sleep in here."
This... girl? Holy shit, this sap-sucking ghost was actually a girl in her previous life? If she really was a girl, how could she become a sap-sucking ghost... Was she always doing that in her previous life?
I suddenly became evil.
I shook my head and thought, no matter whether this sperm-sucking ghost is a man or a woman, I must convince her!
After thinking about it, I suddenly smiled slyly and said, "As long as you can help me accomplish this, I will take you to suck sperm!" This move is definitely a killer move for the sperm-sucking ghost, and I am very confident!
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