Chapter 22 I Really Saw a Sow Climbing a Tree
After a while, Ye Ying finally couldn't help it.
She stopped dancing and asked, "Hey, kid, what are you laughing at?"
"I'm just laughing at you, hahaha!"
Ye Ying couldn't help rolling her eyes: "Are you a hen? Cluck, cluck, cluck."
Xiao Tianchao made a face at her and said, "When you jump up, you look like a flying sow. So funny. Hahahaha!"
Good boy! You really have nothing good to say!
Ye Ying counted and found that there were only three sets of exercises left, so she simply ignored him.
Then the little ghost disappeared.
Just as she was about to do her last set of exercises, a steel ball the size of a soybean suddenly flew in from somewhere.
"Ah! I'm going to die!" Ye Ying grimaced in pain and rubbed the arm that was hit.
When I looked down, it had turned green.
She picked up the marble and took a closer look, confirming that it was the steel marble used in slingshots that she had played with as a child.
Which bastard did this?
She looked around but couldn't find the culprit.
So let's just assume it was a kid accidentally hitting the target while playing.
Ye Ying didn't think much about it, and lay down her bloated body again to continue doing push-ups and jumping jacks, but she didn't expect another steel ball to fly at her.
This time the steel ball hit her butt hard!
Although the steel balls are small, they hurt quite a lot when they hit someone.
Ye Ying wailed softly in pain and glanced around, but still didn't see anyone.
"Who is playing this trick? Come out!"
She was so angry that she shouted at the top of her lungs, but no one paid any attention to her.
Playing hide and seek with her, right?
Once could be considered an accident, but twice, it was clearly aimed at her.
"Okay, that's great!"
Ye Ying sneered, lay down, and made the preparatory movements for a prone position.
With a "click", another steel ball shot out.
This time she could clearly sense the direction the marble was coming from, which was on a big tree diagonally behind her!
Ye Ying stood up and walked a few steps, then looked up and saw the naughty boy Xiaotian hiding behind the dense branches and leaves on the tree trunk!
Looking more closely, isn't what Xiaotian is holding in his hand the tool used to commit the crime - a slingshot?
She wished she could crush the steel ball in her hand!
It’s this dead kid again!
Ye Ying gritted her teeth, it seemed that yesterday's lesson was too light.
Seeing that his whereabouts were exposed, Xiaotian was not afraid at all. He even stuck out his tongue at Ye Ying arrogantly.
"Lululu, you flying sow, come and catch me if you dare!"
Was this damned brat sure that she wouldn't climb up and catch him?
Ye Ying estimated that it would be a bit difficult for her to climb up with her current bloated body.
She put one hand on her waist and pointed at the naughty kid with the other hand: "He Xiaotian, if you have the guts, come down. What's the point of hiding in the tree?"
"I won't get down, I won't get down!" Xiaotian proudly shook the slingshot in his hand: "Come up and catch me, fat man! You can't get up, you can't get up!"
After saying that, he picked up the slingshot and shot a steel ball at Ye Ying's thigh.
This damn kid, if you don't teach him a lesson today, there will be big trouble in the future.
Today you are using a slingshot to hit someone, but what about in the future?
"You fucking kid, you're waiting for me on the tree! I'm going to skin you alive today!"
She's getting serious.
Bullying her because she is too big and can't climb up?
ridiculous!
Ye Ying brought a chair from someone's house that was placed under the shade of a tree, grabbed a thicker branch and climbed up.
It was a bit difficult, but she grew up in the countryside and had some experience climbing walls and trees, so with the help of the chair, she was able to climb up.
Seeing that Ye Ying really climbed up the tree, Xiaotian's childish face began to show a hint of panic.
"You are so fat, how did you get up here?"
"Are you scared now? Didn't you say I couldn't climb up?" Ye Ying sneered, ignoring Xiaotian's panic, and continued to climb up slowly.
"It's too late! I let you provoke me!"
But Ye Ying soon discovered that while she was trying hard to climb up, Xiaotian was also climbing up.
Seeing that the distance from the ground was getting higher and higher, Ye Ying frowned.
Now she only had to climb up one more branch and she would be able to reach Xiaotian's feet with her hand.
But she couldn't do that. The tree was so tall. What if the kid got scared and fell down?
Seeing Ye Ying stop, Xiao Tian thought she didn't dare to move, and stuck out his tongue proudly: "Fat woman, you don't dare to come, right?"
Ye Ying suppressed her anger and shouted in a muffled voice, "Get down here right now!"
Go down and see how she deals with him.
However, the dead kid seemed unaware of the seriousness of the matter and kept provoking Ye Ying's patience again and again.
"I won't get down! You can't catch me!"
Ye Ying could only stare blankly at the naughty kid who was only a meter away from her and was proudly shaking a branch in his hand.
But she couldn't climb up and catch him!
When the naughty boy was feeling proud, the branch on his right hand suddenly made a "ripping" sound and broke in half due to the violent shaking.
Xiaotian was instantly shocked and subconsciously dropped the slingshot in his hand and held the trunk of the tree tightly with both hands.
Ye Ying looked at the branch that was broken in half and hanging there, and her eyes widened like copper bells in shock.
"Don't move, you little kid. Hold on tight!"
Ye Ying felt a little scared, and only then realized that she had been too impulsive.
If this naughty child really fell down because of this, she would not be able to escape the consequences no matter what.
"Wuwuwu...Fatty, what should we do?" Xiaotian said in a crying voice.
Ye Ying raised her head and glanced at Xiao Tian: "You are scared too! What else can I do? Just crawl down slowly!"
After saying that, Ye Ying took the lead and climbed down little by little.
Seeing this, Xiaotian slowly followed.
But Ye Ying soon discovered that the chair under the tree was missing.
Who took the chair away? How could she get down without it?
This place is at least two meters above the ground. She weighs more than 200 pounds. If she jumps down like this, won't she be smashed into a pulp?
"Fatty, why aren't you moving?" Xiaotian asked.
"I can't get down." Ye Ying murmured, then suddenly raised her head and glared at Xiao Tian: "It's all your fault! Why are you climbing a tree for no reason?"
When Xiaotian heard the words "I can't go down", coupled with the shock of the branch breaking just now, he immediately cried like a slaughtered pig.
Ye Ying's head hurt from the deafening crying. She hated crying children the most!
But there is no other way. Now only the cry of this dead child can find someone to save him.
A few minutes later, someone heard a child crying in the tree and ran over.
"Oh my god! Am I dazzled this early in the morning? Look, Zhao Ting, I actually saw the sow climbing up the tree!"
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