Chapter 67 It's not a toothpick, then take off your pants and let everyone identify it
Wonderful, so wonderful!
Ye Ying felt more and more that there must be many talented people hidden in this not-so-big village.
As expected, what she said, where there is a sleeping dragon, there must be phoenixes.
The next moment, the dissatisfied voice of Widow Li's husband came from the other side of the wall: "What the hell are you talking about, Li Yu, who's the problem? It's obviously your broken belly that's failing!"
Then the man suddenly raised his voice:
"Well! Sister Wu, you really need to take care of your old man. Every night when I come back from playing cards, I always see your old man sneaking around my door!"
"Two days ago, I caught him one night. He was drunk and stupidly asked me if it was okay for my wife to pay five yuan a time. If so, he would go home and secretly get some money from my wife and come over."
Everyone: “…”
"I kicked him with both my feet, and he ran away without even bothering to put on his slippers!"
Such a serious matter, when spoken by the man from Widow Li's family, inexplicably added a lot of humor, and immediately there was burst of laughter.
The old woman called Sister Wu felt so ashamed that her face turned red with shame.
"This old pervert! Just wait and see how I'll deal with him when I get home!"
Then he turned and ran away.
I came here to see the excitement, but I didn't see that I was the one who got excited by the excitement instead.
Ye Ying's mouth twitched as she tried to hold back her laughter. For a moment, she couldn't accept that such a ridiculous thing actually happened in this small village, and the person involved was her neighbor.
Who could have imagined that such a bizarre and shocking thing would happen in a seemingly normal village?
I'm afraid there's more to it than that!
"Okay! Are you done with your nonsense? Let's get back to business!" Seeing that everyone's attention was distracted, Qian Jin, who had not had a chance to interrupt, completely lost his patience and shouted in dissatisfaction.
"What the hell were you talking about just now, you fat bitch? I'm not a toothpick, stop making excuses for your fickleness!"
Ye Ying retorted without thinking: "You said you are not a toothpick, then why don't you take off your pants and let everyone judge it?"
Then he walked up to Qian Jin in a pretentious manner and stretched out his hand.
"You...are you sick, you crazy woman, you female hooligan!" Qian Jin's face flushed red, he subconsciously grabbed his trousers, turned around and ran out of the yard.
Seeing this, Chen Hanmin hurriedly left a message and ran away: "I remembered that the grass at the edge of the field has not been cut yet. I, I'm leaving first. Forget about the breakup fee."
Zhang Yuan: "I have something else to do, so I'm leaving first!"
These young men ran away and only Fang Yong and Li Ergou were left.
Fang Yong was stubborn and approached Ye Ying: "I'm not afraid, come on."
Ye Ying had a question mark on her face for a moment, "Come, what are you coming for?"
"You bitch, you're going to take off my pants? Go ahead and I can prove that I'm not a toothpick. I'm short of money, so you have to give me the breakup fee today no matter what."
As soon as these words came out, Ye Ying's eyes went dark, and the lively crowd suddenly became excited!
This guy is even crazier than her!
Seeing Fang Yong's fearless expression, Ye Ying did not let him down. She gritted her teeth and pulled down his trousers. Immediately, only a pair of boxer shorts were left on his legs covered with black hair!
Feeling a chill on his legs, Fang Yong quickly covered his vital parts with his hands and stared at Ye Ying in horror, "Are you really serious?"
Ye Ying blinked and nodded, "Didn't you say that? Why do you regret it now?"
At this moment, someone in the crowd shouted, "Oh my god, this tiger woman Ye Ying is really brave!"
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Finally, the village chief who heard the news came with several strong men from the village and took the gang to rape them.
The village chief had to persuade Fang Yong to leave.
Li Ergou and Ye Ying were taken to the village chief's office for an education, and the village chief asked them to settle the matter privately and not make a big deal out of it.
But Ye Ying refused to pay the so-called breakup fee. Finally, what Li Ergou had done was discovered by his mother, who drove him back home with a broom.
So, Ye Ying unfortunately got another nickname because of this incident: female hooligan.
He was already a gangster to begin with, and now here comes a female gangster, awesome!
Around noon, Ye Shuncheng and Li Yanmei came back from the fields and brought back a basket of sweet potatoes. An Xiaotong followed happily behind them.
It seems that this girl went to the fields with the two elders.
They obviously didn't know what happened in the morning. They put the basket on the ground and asked Ye Ying to peel some sweet potatoes to prepare sweet potato porridge for lunch.
While Ye Ying was peeling sweet potatoes, she asked An Xiaotong, "Why did you go to the fields with me?"
"Auntie, I woke up early in the morning and saw that you were still sleeping. I had nothing to do, so I followed grandpa and grandma to the fields."
"Is it fun in the fields?" Ye Ying asked casually.
An Xiaotong nodded: "It's fun. The rice plants are almost taller than me. Do you want to go with us this afternoon?"
Ye Ying was stunned at first, then agreed.
I'm free anyway.
It's autumn harvest time soon, so I'll go see what's going on.
In the afternoon, when the old couple went to the fields, they found Ye Ying following behind them and could not help but stop and take a few more glances at her.
In the past, the leaf warbler never went down to the ground. It was so lazy, otherwise it would not have grown so big.
Today, for the first time ever, she took the initiative to follow them to the fields, which made the old couple very puzzled. They subconsciously thought that Ye Ying was possessed by evil spirits.
Li Yanmei put down the hoe on her shoulder and reached out to touch Ye Ying's forehead: "Yingzi, are you okay? Are you sick?"
Ye Ying could understand Li Yanmei. After all, her daughter, who was idle all day and lazy to the core, suddenly became a different person after returning home. It would be strange if she didn't do that.
She smiled and took the hoe on the ground: "It's okay, let's go, Mom, I'm fine!"
Li Yanmei still felt something was wrong. She and Ye Shuncheng looked at each other tacitly, and then continued to walk in front and lead the way silently.
Dayan Township is the first village in the county to cancel its production team. This year marks the third year since the cancellation. Now every household only needs to take care of their own fields.
During the Anti-Japanese War, one year when the Japanese invaded the village to cause trouble, Ye Shuncheng made great contributions and was the household that received the most land in the village.
So Ye Ying's family not only planted large tracts of rice, but also a variety of crops, such as small potatoes and sweet potatoes, which were too many to mention.
The rice they grow here is only harvested once a year, and they basically rely on the rice harvested in September to achieve a full year's income.
If there is a natural disaster, it will be all over.
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