Chapter 166 Conservation of Smile The
inter-universe communication ended, and the holographic projection turned into countless tiny light particles and dissipated on the second underground floor of the Hai'an Deep Space Observatory.
When the projection completely dissipated, Chen Fan once again cast his eyes on the iron house in front of him.
How readily he agreed just now, how embarrassed he felt now.
Looking at the hideous mummy covered with a thick layer of dust in front of him, Chen Fan felt numb all over.
Damn...
That personal computer and the wreckage of [Hope No. 9] are fine, but how should he keep this mummy?
"...One?"
Chen Fan cast his eyes on the smart terminal on his right hand: "If you don't mind..."
"Sorry, I refuse."
Before Chen Fan finished speaking, the electronic synthesized voice had already sounded in the slightly narrow iron house: "This machine solemnly declares that the quantum storage space of this machine is not a morgue!"
"In addition, the most important reason is that the quantum storage space of this machine is not that large."
"Unless you agree to divide this corpse into several sections."
Chen Fan's face suddenly fell.
What a joke, is this a plan thought up by humans?
Otherwise...
Chen Fan cast his eyes on the unknown Gao Yuan: "Old Gao, why don't you bear with it and help carry this guy out?"
Gao Yuan's face turned pale at a speed visible to the naked eye: "Brother Fan?"
"You...are you kidding?"
As he spoke, he took a step to distance himself from Chen Fan.
Chen Fan's eyes subconsciously drifted to Isa on the other side.
After a moment of silence, he sighed heavily.
Damn! None of them are reliable!
"This machine suggests that you wait here for a few days."
Yi's voice sounded again: "There is enough space in the warehouse of the investigator starship."
"If you want, you can even pack up the entire Hai'an Deep Space Observatory and take it away."
Chen Fan was stunned and turned his head to look around.
Although the Hai'an Deep Space Observatory is not huge, it is definitely not something that a small starship with a length of only 120 meters can touch.
So, a thought flashed through his mind: "Is the investigator starship also equipped with quantum storage space?"
"Not only quantum storage space, all the starships of the Human Alliance are equipped with the function of extending the inner space."
Yi gave the answer: "The volume inside each starship is much larger than the value observed by your naked eyes."
"This machine has calculated that the warehouse of the investigator starship is enough to accommodate this deep space observatory."
Chen Fan felt relieved after hearing this.
He immediately made a decision: "Academician Wang said that the starship can be shipped normally within five days. In this case, let's rest here for five days!"
Looking at the smiles on Gao Yuan and Isa's faces, Chen Fan happily gave an order to Yi.
"Yi, help me find two sets of comprehensive science simulation papers for them to do."
"As an investigator assistant, not to mention knowing astronomy and geography, some basic common sense still needs to be mastered."
Two holographic projections instantly appeared in front of Gao Yuan and Isa.
The smile will not disappear, it will only be transferred.
As described by the law of conservation of smiles, the moment the smiles on Gao Yuan and Isa's faces disappeared, Chen Fan's face instantly brightened.
There was no disguise, the main point was a personal revenge.
Before Chen Fan could be happy for long, a similar holographic projection appeared in front of him.
"Received a new email from the Dangerous Technology Administration."
Yi began to broadcast the content of the email meticulously: "Fan boy, compared with other investigators, your theoretical foundation is still far behind."
"I guess you should be quite free these days, just in time, take this opportunity to learn about these basic knowledge points, so as not to make a fool of yourself later."
"Sender, Academician Wang Jing."
Looking at the holographic projection in front of him, the smile on Chen Fan's face shifted again.
"Three thousand rules for starship driving..."
"Are you still worried about your C1 starship license? Come and try this detailed explanation of starship traffic rules!"
"Produced by the People's Union Traffic Administration, the quality is guaranteed, and there is no price difference earned by middlemen?!"
Chen Fan read out the few lines of big words in the holographic projection incredulously: "Yi, are you sure this is the basic knowledge point that Academician Wang asked me to learn?"
"...Yes."
"If you ignore these advertising words, this detailed explanation of starship traffic rules is still very reliable." Yi's tone was a little weird, "At least it is indeed an official book produced by the People's Union Traffic Administration."
Chen Fan breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good, as long as it is a regular book..."
As he said, he thought about it, and the interface in the holographic projection flipped.
[Single book price: 200 credit points. ]
[Do you want to subscribe to this book? ]
[Yes/Yes]
Looking at the new interface, Chen Fan only felt a twitch in his eyebrows: "...?"
He felt like he was hung with a chaos debuff, and his whole mind fell into a chaotic state.
He has to pay for it himself?!
And... is there a bug in this subscription option?!
"One..." Chen Fan took a deep breath, "Can you f*cking tell me again that this is a legitimate book?"
Yi gave an extremely positive response: "This machine assures you that this is indeed the official book launched by the Transportation Administration."
Chen Fan glanced at the smart terminal on his right hand with a suspicious look, and after hesitating for a moment, he gritted his teeth: "How many credit points do I have left?"
"Counting the task reward just settled, the remaining credit points are currently 2750 points."
Chen Fan's tense expression suddenly relaxed.
It turned out that he already had so many credit points!
"Please help me subscribe."
"Are you sure? This machine..."
"Subscribe! No matter how hard it is, you can't let your children suffer, and no matter how poor you are, you can't let education be poor!" Chen Fan waved his hand to interrupt Yi's words, "As long as you can get a starship license, everything is worth it!"
"The credit points have been deducted, and the current remaining credit points are: 2550 points."
Looking at the green font of the successful subscription in the holographic projection, Chen Fan instantly felt a little more fulfillment in his mind brought by knowledge.
In the simplest words, it is-
comfortable!
Sure enough, consumption is the top enjoyment!
"By the way, what did you want to say just now?" Chen Fan turned the pages of the book with his mind, carefully checked the text in the holographic projection, and asked casually.
Yi's tone was a little weak: "... This machine just checked, and the sales volume of this book is only 100."
"100?" Chen Fan was a little surprised, "I am the 100th subscriber? Are there any rewards for the first 100 subscribers?"
"No... You may have misunderstood." Yi's voice became lower and lower, "100 is the minimum sales display data, and sales less than or equal to 100 will be displayed as 100."
Chen Fan: "..."
Gao Yuan and Yisha: "..."
At this moment, Chen Fan admitted that he was a little panicked.
"Why is it so little?"
Chen Fan swallowed hard and asked in a low voice subconsciously.
"Maybe it's because... the detailed explanation of traffic regulations published by a third-party organization only costs 9.9 credit points?" Yi was silent for a while and gave an answer, "Not only that, the detailed explanation of traffic regulations by third-party organizations is also equipped with holographic panoramic video analysis and real-time AI question and answer functions."
"This machine wanted to remind you just now, but you didn't give this machine time to speak."
Chen Fan: "..."
Fuck.
He moved his eyes to the green slogan with a hint of leeks again.
Don't let middlemen make a profit from the price difference.
Negative price difference is also a price difference, is that what you mean?
"Can I return the goods?"
Chen Fan finally asked the question that lingered in his mind after a long silence amid Isa's chuckle.
"Sorry, I can't."
Chen Fan's eyes bulged and his face gradually turned red: "That's 200 credit points!"
"Complain! I want to complain!! Yi, help me complain about them!!!"
The electronic synthesized voice came again: "Do you want to initiate a cross-universe broadcast communication to the People's Union Transportation Management Bureau? Warm reminder, in order to protect your rights, your communication process will be recorded throughout..."
OK.
Who is suing me in the court?
Chen Fan was like a deflated ball, sitting on the dusty ground with empty eyes.
After a long time of emptying his mind, an inspiration suddenly flashed in his mind.
"Yi, help me open that investigator exchange forum!"
Chen Fan gritted his teeth and said: "I want to expose their bad behavior!"
...
More than ten minutes later.
Chen Fan looked at the holographic projection in front of him with a gray face.
Unexpectedly, in just over ten minutes, he suffered two major blows in succession!
[No, buddy, you really bought the detailed explanation of the traffic rules of the official website of Renlian? That's 200 credit points! Brother Fu v me 50 to see how strong he is! ]
[I don't understand, but I am shocked! ]
[Hahahaha, I declare that the best joke of the year is born! ]
[Wait, it's not certain yet! Don't forget the stubborn brother who posted in the forum to ask about bypassing the rules of the Administration. I heard that incident was also on the list of candidates for the best joke of the year. ]
[Hiss... Why do I feel that the name and IP address of the host are a little familiar? ]
[Fuck, don't tell me, this buddy seems to be that stubborn brother! ]
[Oh my god, brother, your background is really strong. You can even get out of the small black room? ! ]
[This time, the best joke of the year is really born! Hahahahaha!!! ]
[Where is the host, why is the host silent? Host, say something! ! 】
【……】
Looking at the posts that kept refreshing the screen and directly rushed to the front page of the forum's hot search, Chen Fan did not speak, but silently closed the holographic projection in front of him.
The joys and sorrows of human beings are not connected. At this moment, Chen Fan only felt that they were noisy.
"One, help me find a third-party version of other information."
Chen Fan looked at the holographic projection in front of him with empty eyes and murmured in a low voice.
"The search has been completed." One quickly gave the answer, "A total of 184 official books of Renlian, and a total of 184 third-party published books were found."
"The price comparison work has been completed, saving a total of 40,291 credit points."
Chen Fan's mouth twitched slightly.
Okay, okay, an average of 218 credit points are saved for a book, right?
He did not speak, but silently changed the note of Academician Wang Jing in the address book:
【Taking Kickbacks】
(End of this Chapter)
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