Chapter 41 I Never Expected
Brother Shui is a loyal user of Station C. He likes the second dimension, secondary creation and various funny videos.
The must-do thing every day is to go online to see if there are any new videos.
Today, I opened Station C as usual and saw "Never Expected" being promoted in the secondary carousel.
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Never Expected
Screenwriter: Loki
Director: Zhang Wen
Wang Dachui: Yang Feng
Villain: Liu Yiyang
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Loki, the genius screenwriter who is feared by the world, appears for the first time.
"Is this a new video? What type?"
"The character's name is Villain? Is that so confusing?"
As he said that, he clicked it.
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I never expected it, la la la la la ~
This drama is sponsored by the Daxia Temporary Workers Association. We are professionals in taking the blame.
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There are three little people dancing in the background.
"Is this a prank?"
"Pfft~ What the hell is the Temporary Workers Association? Taking the blame, this is such a cold joke!"
The beginning is a close-up of Yang Feng's slightly open red lips, which has no beauty at all and is full of stupidity and foolishness.
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My name is Wang Dachui, I'm an actor
A low-budget martial arts film is being filmed.
Isn’t this too low-cost?
Where does the children's toy sword come from?
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As he spoke, he looked at the toy sword at his hand, which was still flashing with special effects light.
【With such quality, why is it still so shiny? 】
"Hahahahahaha, what is that?"
"Inner complaints?"
At this time, a villain rushed over.
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If you want to rescue the princess
Just... just um...
Step over my dead body
....
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Could you please memorize your lines before coming up?
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Then the two men started fighting, and Wang Dachui used his unique move, the Nine Yang Divine Fist.
The left fist is as hot as fire, and the right fist is as cold as ice, which is called "Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire" for short.
"That doesn't sound like a serious name."
There are bold words "Fire Special Effect" and "Ice Special Effect" on Wang Dachui's left and right hands.
"Hahahahaha~ Is this the legendary 5-cent special effect?"
The water that Brother Shui just swallowed burst out laughing~
Then Wang Dachui did nothing and the villain fell to the ground
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"As expected of the successor of the Nine Yang Divine Fist, I have no regrets in my life."
...
"I remember running under the sunset that afternoon. That was my lost youth~"
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Villain No. 1 is dead.
Just when he was thinking about rescuing the princess, villain number 2 shows up, looking exactly like villain number 1, except for his clothes.
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"No, you still have to defeat me."
"Didn't I defeat you just now?"
"Did you think that person just now was me?"
"It's exactly you, you just changed your clothes~"
"Yes."
It's really shameless. This crew is too poor. Will they be in trouble if they replace the actors?
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Then the two of them fought a duel, and the screen changed to simple stick figure drawings and text, while the background music was quite exciting.
It's like a barrage of attacks, with people flying over rooftops and walls, and masters fighting each other.
"Is this even possible? Your crew is the one who is really poor, this is so funny! Hahahahahaha"
After that, Villain No. 2 was killed.
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I have no regrets in my life. I remember running under the sunset that afternoon. That was my lost youth.
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Then we came to the foot of a stick figure mountain with the words "Flame Mountain" written on it.
It’s still the same person above, but he’s changed his clothes and styled himself differently.
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Could the special effects be any worse? There's absolutely no sense of immersion!
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The villain still can't remember his lines, still gets defeated, and still says "I have no regrets in my life~"
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My name is Wang Dachui. I never expected that even though I didn't want to save the princess, I still saved her.
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Then the princess next to him who was pulling him and clamoring for the bridal chamber was the villain wearing women's clothes.
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I never want to work with such a poor crew again.
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There are only two actors from beginning to end. You can say that it is not put much effort into it. The special effects are all there and the music is also very well matched.
Let's say it's done with care, but if the actors don't have any star quality, it can't be called acting.
And the special effects are only worth 50 cents, no more!
But how come this stiff and awkward plot hits my funny bone so perfectly?
There are still three episodes left. I watched them all in one go and laughed so hard that my stomach hurt.
"Hahahahahahahaha, what the hell? I don't care, I want to retweet it, I want to comment, it's so funny."
"It also naturally criticizes some social phenomena. If you think about it carefully, there's some meaning."
Brother Shui started to act like a tiger, forwarding, collecting and commenting.
There is never a shortage of idle people at Station C.
A single spark can start a prairie fire.
"Never Expected That" quickly spread from the small circle of secondary creation.
Within a few days, it had begun to go viral.
When you open many short video websites, you will see Wang Dachui’s face.
The video is very short, less than 5 minutes, and I finished watching it while going to the bathroom.
While everyone is seriously engaged in creation and upholding the orthodox artistic style of TV dramas and movies, Wang Dachui combines the behind-the-scenes and the front-stage, and this kind of sarcastic spoof comedy has the maximum effect.
Soon, the search results for Station C quickly jumped to the top ten.
The staff found that the data of "Never Expected" soared particularly quickly.
After checking, it’s hard to put it into words.
"There's no advertisement in the opening credits, we just bought a second promotion. We don't have the copyright, so this is a three-no web series."
“…”
"Go and negotiate quickly. First, negotiate the opening and closing credits, as well as the copyright. See if you can get the exclusive rights."
At this time, several websites have begun to contact Zhang Wen.
There are also some sensitive businesses that saw many places in the film saying:
"Advertising space for rent, phone: 138XXXXXXXX!"
Oh my God, has advertising become so shameless?
And this call actually got through?! !
It's no different from the urban psoriasis posted on the streets.
Zhang Wen just left a random phone number, intending to make a prank, but now it's almost been blown away by calls.
A fan saw it and opened it casually, and found that it was indeed the director's phone.
Some are businesses that come to negotiate advertising.
Zhang Wen really hated himself. Why did he really leave his phone number? Now his phone number is useless.
"Lao Lin, I can't hold it any longer. I've been on the phone non-stop since yesterday and today. We've already negotiated with Station C for the opening and ending credits ads, and they're even trying to buy the exclusive rights."
"There's also advertising space in the show. At least 20 companies have called, and the highest offer is 200,000 per episode. How can we negotiate?"
"We can discuss the copyright, but let's talk about the first season first. You can handle the advertising placements as you wish, episode by episode. It doesn't have to be about how much money it makes. Anything fun or suitable, even something you like, is fine. I'll ask my sister to work with you, otherwise you'll be too busy. We can shoot multiple episodes, no problem."
"I didn't expect the market to react so quickly. My phone is going to explode."
Zhang Wen's voice trembled with excitement.
"This drama has two extremes. If it works, it will explode. If it doesn't, it will sink. So let's try it out for a few episodes. It seems to be developing in a good direction."
Li Rongjia also provided some publicity and promotion resources, and Lin Yu arranged it when he thought it was almost ready.
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My name is Wang Dachui. I never expected that I would become an actor...
The short drama "Never Expected" is now online...
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The promotion of Station C and blogs has also been completed.
I updated it every day, and after a week, it exploded!
"Never Expected That" has been viewed more than 1 billion times on the entire network, with more than 50 million collections and 9 million comments.
“When you feel that you are ugly, poor and good for nothing, don’t despair, at least your judgment is correct.”
"It won't be long before I get a promotion, a raise, become general manager, become CEO, marry a beautiful, wealthy woman, and reach the pinnacle of my life. Just thinking about it makes me a little excited."
“A fat man must die, and his death may be heavier than Mount Tai or any other mountain.”
"Is it because I'm afraid that my ecstatic posture will blind his eyes?"
"At sunrise, the river flowers are redder than fire. Thank you, leader, for believing in me. The sun shines on the incense burner and produces purple smoke. The leader is my heaven. At sunrise, the river flowers are redder than fire. The leader throws the blame on me."
"You ignore me today, but I'll be out of your reach tomorrow, humph!"
"Hahahahahaha, he looks so sad."
"And that fat guy who always dresses like a woman, can you update more?"
.....
The popularity has reached the top of the list.
Yang Feng saw the popularity and began to sigh:
“50,000 is too little!”
Recently, I have been often surrounded by people in class during the Art Department.
"I just want to be a quiet and handsome man."
Now no matter what he does, others want to laugh.
Everyone has started to affectionately call him "Sledgehammer".
"I originally thought he was a good actor, but I didn't expect him to be like this. He played himself."
A few days later, when Zhang Wen came to see Yang Feng again, he only got one sentence.
"I can act, but I have to pay more!"
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