Chapter 14 Cheek Kiss



043.

At this moment, the frog prince's followers are talking about what happened before the prince turned into a frog.

"He is the most respected prince since the founding of our Sun Country," the attendant said with a fanatical look on his face. "He is a man of both civil and military talents. His literary talent is comparable to that of the scholar Bai Xueta, who is known as the 'Encyclopedia of the World'. He is proficient in tea, painting, calligraphy and chess."

"In terms of martial arts, His Royal Highness is not inferior to the most well-known knight today. He is a first-class swordsman and is capable of defeating a hundred enemies. He is also a master in military strategy and can catch the enemy by surprise and win directly." The attendant Luan put his hands together in front of his chest, and continued the attendant Hou's words, speaking in an aristocratic style with an exclamatory tone.

The attendant Catfish Tail proudly spoke of some gossip and exaggerated rumors, "God has endowed His Royal Highness with such amazing talent, and at the same time, he has grown into a man that girls in the world would be most attracted to! In our Sun Country, who is about the same age as His Royal Highness doesn't want to marry him?"

"But all of this was destroyed by a witch." The follower Gu Kui lost his ability to express emotions due to excessive grief (?), and said this with a mouthless stick.

No one knew what condition was triggered, but the witch suddenly appeared, "Hahahahaha, that's right, I want to destroy him." The witch's wide sleeves covered the lower half of her face, making it impossible to tell whether she was smiling at this moment, and her beautiful eyes, like a crescent moon shining in them, flashed with a strange light.

...Sure enough, the white-cut black old man in the fan fiction is correct, this doesn't look like a performance at all! Yaken admitted that he was scared by the performance of the "witch" on the stage.

"How terrible!" The attendant shrank behind the attendant in panic, "You damned woman, why did you destroy our prince like this!"

Like a poisonous snake hissing in her ear, the witch curled her lips gracefully, "I love His Royal Highness the Prince so much, but no matter how I greet him and express my love to him, he has never refused, but he has never accepted it either."

Then the witch started singing, and Yaoyan felt like he was torn apart.

"He must be disgusted by my appearance. Why isn't it beautiful enough?"

She frowned and complained, "Am I so unattractive to you——"

"It's so painful to be loved but not be loved!"

"Since I can't get it, no one else can either—"

Too, too strong, a European and American opera style!

After a burst of high notes, it returned to normal recitation.

"I love him so much, but he doesn't love me. Then, you must be prepared to accept the punishment of a witch whose feelings you played with." The witch tilted her head, revealing a kind of yandere beauty.

"Turn into an ugly frog. The curse will not be lifted until you truly fall in love with someone, and he also falls in love with you and gives you a kiss from the frog. So, why don't you fall in love with me yet? Who else would fall in love with a frog except me?" The witch laughed a few times on the spot, and then disappeared with a "bang" and a burst of mist.

...Actually, there are so many things to complain about this plot that I don't even know where to start.

And why did you let Mikazuki Munechika, the poster boy, play a witch who is not pretty enough? Who do you, the director and the screenwriter, look down on???

"Oh, Your Highness, why, why must you suffer such a curse!" The attendant knelt on the ground, covering his face and crying in a dramatic manner.

A crowd of people gathered around an ugly frog doll, their expressions heavy with sorrow.

If I remember correctly, this frog doll was bought by Urashima Toratetsu as a playmate for Kamekichi. After all, they are both aquatic products, and the painting styles are surprisingly similar. Of course, the doll is much uglier than Kamekichi.

Yaoyan watched the drama on the stage and felt deeply the professionalism of the actors. It was not easy to express the emotions of this doll so delicately.

"Poor frog prince," Akita Little Red Riding Hood wiped her tears again, "I hope the prince can find true love soon and lift the curse as soon as possible."

Having said this, Little Red Riding Hood turned away from the road and walked along the path towards her grandmother's house.

044.

It was getting dark, and Little Red Riding Hood was still wandering in the forest. She had not yet reached her grandmother's house.

The little boy, who was alone, was seen by a hunter.

The hunter was a man with a cold exterior but a warm heart. When he saw tiny Little Red Riding Hood walking alone in the forest so late at night, he wanted to remind her not to go deep into the forest as it was getting dark because there were wolves in that area.

The hunter stopped Little Red Riding Hood, staring at the little boy with his golden eyes, as if he wanted to say something but stopped.

Little Red Riding Hood:?

Although the hunter has a strong physique and dark skin and looks like a mature adult, he has not yet learned how to socialize.

Simply put, he is a social phobia.

The socially anxious hunter stared at Little Red Riding Hood for a while, then slowly said, "...I don't want to have anything to do with you."

Little Red Riding Hood: ???

Little Red Riding Hood didn't think much about it and just walked away, bypassing the hunter.

The hunter watched Little Red Riding Hood walk away in silence for a moment, but still followed her worriedly.

045.

Little Red Riding Hood arrived at her grandmother's house quickly without any obstacles.

He originally wanted to open the door directly, but the door would not open.

He had no choice but to knock on the door and ask, "Grandma? Are you there? Happy birthday, Grandma. Mom asked me to bring you a super delicious cake. Please open the door and let me in."

No one inside said a word for a moment.

Narrator: A wolf from the forest broke into my grandmother's house and ate her. Now we are cleaning up the crime scene.

This is normal, after all, grandma is socially anxious, Little Red Riding Hood, who is unaware of the situation, thinks so.

"Grandma, I need the key to open the door and come in." Thanks to her smart mother, Little Red Riding Hood took the key with her upon her reminder.

"No need honey, I'll open the door now."

Finally, someone spoke from inside.

The door opened a crack. "Honey, please put the basket in first."

Little Red Riding Hood stuffed the basket in, and only felt her grandmother's hand: "Grandma, when did you become so strong? Your hands are full of muscles."

"Uh hahaha, I've been exercising these past few days. After all, I'm old, and if I want to live longer, I have to exercise."

"Oh, uh, so Granny, when did your voice become so deep?"

"I've been practicing singing these days."

Little Red Riding Hood accidentally saw her grandmother through the gap, although she was still covered with a blanket...

Yamaubakiri, whose spare sheets were stolen, and her grandmother, Kunihiro: I'm fine, don't worry about me...

But the figure is very strong!

How do you become a muscular man in just a few days?

Little Red Riding Hood asked curiously, "Grandma, your exercise is so effective. You have become so much stronger in no time!"

"Hey, grandma, can you take off the sheets and show me your muscles? I want to become a man too!"

"That won't work."

"Eh? Isn't this a very simple thing? Grandma, please promise me~" Little Red Riding Hood said coquettishly.

“It’s not a simple question.”

Yaoyan almost blurted out the next sentence: We trust the hen.

"Well, since you want to see it, come on."

At this moment the wolf decided to expose himself. He slammed the door open and grabbed one of Little Red Riding Hood's hands, "Hahahahahaha, the reason you're so strong is because your grandma is in my belly~

"Want to see it? Then take it off—"

Before Senko Wolf Muramasa could finish his words and his clothes were only half torn (?), he was knocked down with a stick by a tough, taciturn hunter who came up behind him.

Hunter: “…Pervert.”

Awataguchi's voice-over: That was a close call!! I almost got a stye.

Little Red Riding Hood breathed a sigh of relief. She looked at the hunter Dajuli with starry eyes, "You are amazing, Mr. Hunter!"

Little Red Riding Hood leaped and hung herself on the hunter, hugged his neck, and with the agility of a dagger, she gave the hunter a kiss on the face in the blink of an eye.

Then he jumped down happily and went into his grandmother's room.

The hunter was left standing there in a daze.

It has a bit of the feeling of a heartless prostitute.

In fact, this was a scene that did not appear in the rehearsal. Dajurikala's face turned red on the spot, but unfortunately he had dark skin, and the combination of black and red made his face turn purple.

After recovering from the shock, the hunter dragged the unconscious wolf into the cabin.

Afterwards, Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother was successfully rescued from the wolf's belly by the hunter (there was a wardrobe with a wolf's mouth open, and a quilt could be found when it was opened).

Two socially anxious people stared at each other silently on the stage.

In the end, it was Grandma Yamaubakiri who took the first step. In order to thank the hunter, she asked him to look at the pot of sunflowers she had raised, which were covered with a blanket.

Sunflower: Let's sway together~ Let's sway together~

After the wolf was killed, Little Red Riding Hood and her family lived happily in the forest with her grandmother.

This should be the end of the play. Yao Yan lowered his eyelids and thought absentmindedly. Suddenly, a frog doll appeared in front of him.

A beam of light also came over.

Then came the gentle and low voice of Yagen Toushirou, "Happiness has come to this forest. On this day, the frog prince also found the person he loves."

Ichigo Ichijin was holding the frog doll, her aqua blue bangs were gently blown by the breeze, revealing her beautiful golden eyes.

Like a brook that has broken its ice and thawed in early spring, the water is gurgling, and the sun gives its light and warmth to the brook. The floating light is like fragments of gold, and the golden sweetness and tenderness make people want to drown in this brook.

He knelt on one knee, holding the doll, and said gently to Yao Yan, who was already standing there in a daze:

"My dear, if you love me, will you-will you give me a kiss?"

The frequency of his heartbeat was somewhat unbelievable, and Yao Yan felt as if he had drunk alcohol and was dizzy.

This kind of heartbeat is not the heartbeat of love, but the family affection which is as precious as love.

For a moment he felt like crying.

A person has been wandering in the world for too long, and has been lonely for too long. However, after a certain day, a group of people say to him every day: "I love you."

Even if he says this every day and others are tired of hearing it, and he has become accustomed to the warmth given by this group of people, this feeling of being touched and cherishing this feeling will never disappear.

"…Just for a moment." He didn't know when he stretched out his hand, and when he realized it, he had already held her excited face in his hands.

Then she gently placed a kiss on his cheek.

Like a butterfly in the afternoon gently landing on a flower.

"Congratulations, Your Highness, on becoming handsome again." He said with a smile.

Of course, there were also voices of dissatisfaction from other members of Awataguchi, but they were nothing more than words like "I'm so stingy that you didn't even give a kiss to the first-terminer."

But it doesn't matter.

It’s already good enough, a day like this—everyone thought so.

The author has something to say: I am usually a secluded person. If you ask me, it’s because I have too much homework and I am not good at writing.

The next chapter is about a handsome appearance. Then goose goose goose goose goose...

If I'm going to post more, I'll post more during this period, and then it will probably be fine. No matter how much I post, I'll post twice a week.

Thank you to "Midnight Summer", "Your Majesty the Succulent", "Clouds", "Five Mulberries", "People who want to add the author as a friend", "First Snow Spirit Ice", "Ye Xi is reversible and cannot be dismantled", "Gu Yan", and "Lonely" for the nutrient solution!

The mines of Luo Xiliang, Yu Beibei Beihua, and the grenades of Wusang, I found out that the money from the mines can buy a big bag of spicy noodles 5555 I am so touched.

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