To be honest, even if Yabao had learned the Spark Shower, she wouldn't have been so shocked.
When Yabao was learning the Fire Rain, at least he followed the normal training path, but farting and teleporting...
Qiao Sang was confused. Could it be that farting could really help one teleport? Although he didn't want to believe it, the fact was before his eyes.
It turned out that my knowledge was too narrow... After Qiao Sang came to this conclusion, he left Yabao and Xiaoxunbao who were playing a game of chasing each other using teleportation and returned to the room. He turned on the computer and prepared to have a good discussion with netizens.
This time she did not post anything, but directly searched for the keyword "teleport", found a hot post that was being discussed, and clicked on it.
#I have spent nearly 800,000 yuan on my cat, but I still haven't learned how to teleport. The people in the training institution said that my cat is not qualified and so learns slowly. Does anyone have any other solutions?#The post was posted by a person with the ID "If the school collapses, it will be sunny."
This person seems to hang out in forums frequently. He has a high rank and replies to a lot of people.
[Fei Da: That’s normal. If you spend another 200,000, you’ll be almost there. My Bubble Bell cost me nearly a million to learn.]
[Yishenzhengqi: As a beastmaster who has successfully trained teleportation, I just want to say that it is very important to find the right training institution. Here I especially recommend a pet training institution called Yuqi. You can get a 20% discount if you mention my name. If you are interested, you can PM me.]
[Liu Yidao: My family spent 300,000 yuan to learn it]
[Gao Dumei: If a pet wants to learn to teleport, it must first learn to mark the coordinates in its mind]
[Work hard to make money: I think we still have to increase the energy of the pet. If the energy of the superpower pet is large enough, then it will have enough power to distort the space, so that two points in the three-dimensional space are pulled together. As long as the power is strong enough to make the two points overlap, then they can cross the three-dimensional space between the two points and appear at another point at the same time, successfully completing the teleportation.]
[Feida: What the above person said makes sense, but this is about space movement, right? What does it have to do with teleportation?]
[Gao Dumei: I understand. If you already know how to move in space, why are you afraid that you won’t be able to learn how to teleport?]
[The school collapsed and the weather became sunny: Can everyone talk about practical operations instead of theory?]
Qiao Sang looked at the OP's latest question and started typing.
[Genius Youyouyoumu: You can try farting]
I took a look at it and felt something was wrong, so I deleted it and retyped it.
[Genius Youyouyoumu: You can let Kguanmiao try to fart]
Just after sending it out, Qiao Sang thought it was not very polite and deleted it again.
[Genius Youyouyoumu: You can let Keguanmiao try intestinal exercise]
It didn't take long for someone to notice her statement.
[Feida: Don’t think I didn’t see it because you deleted it, OP, I’ll tell you to fart]
[Integrity: This is a serious discussion thread, can you please refrain from making malicious comments?]
[Work hard to make money: The person on the 233rd floor should not be a beastmaster, otherwise he wouldn’t say such ridiculous things.]
It seems that everyone’s knowledge is not that good... Qiao Sang suddenly felt like he was the only one sober while everyone else was drunk.
However, the Internet itself is a place for communication and sharing of information, and water forums are also a way to quickly gain knowledge.
Qiao Sang doesn't mind sharing with netizens his experience of his pet learning to teleport.
Of course, the main reason is that I feel uncomfortable if I don’t talk about it…
Just like some people who always want to share gossip with others after knowing it and can’t hold it back.
Qiao Sang thought he was quite good at hiding things.
But this time, I don’t know why I wanted to let others know about it.
Qiao Sang began typing.
[Genius Youyouyoumu: My pet learned to teleport because of intestinal movement training. It doesn’t cost any money anyway, so you might as well give it a try.]
…
Gubei Mansion.
One of the three most expensive real estate projects in Hangzhou.
Both the hardware facilities and software services have been improved to the extreme.
By the private swimming pool, a teenager wearing only shorts was sitting on a lounge chair, looking at the notebook in his hand, lost in thought.
He looked at the latest comments on the post, and then looked at K-Crown Cat, who was wearing a sun hat and sunglasses, leaning on a recliner in an extremely elegant posture, drinking a cold drink late at night.
After looking at it several times, Kguanmiao took off his sunglasses and looked over with extremely elegant movements.
"King's crown?"
The boy pondered for a moment and said, "It's like this. I saw a method to learn teleportation on the Internet. Do you want to try it?"
"Crown."
Seeing that Ke Guan Miao agreed, the boy was delighted and said, "It's very simple. Just practice farting. You don't have to practice it specially. I will ask Aunt Zhou to put some food that promotes intestinal peristalsis in your energy meal in the future."
Ke Guan Miao's expression froze and he put his sunglasses back on.
The boy didn't notice anything was wrong and continued talking to himself:
"We've been working a little hard lately, going to training institutions and practicing. As long as we learn how to teleport and qualify to participate in the National Campus Beast Taming League, my pocket money will double."
"Guan Guan, my future depends on you!"
"Crown."
…
Qiao Sang read a book for a while, and when he looked at the forum again, he suddenly found that he had received several more private messages.
Click to take a look.
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All of them were sent by a person with the ID "If the school collapses, it will be sunny."
[It's all your fault! What a stupid idea! Now my cat has run away from home! ]
[I shouldn't have believed you! ]
[I asked, how can you learn to teleport without doing any bowel movements! ]
[Just wait for me to report you! ]
It was incomprehensible. What kind of person was this? How could a pet run away from home just because it was practicing farting? Her Yabao and Xiaoxunbao were practicing so hard... Qiao Sang didn't believe it at all. She added "If the school collapses, it will be sunny" to the blacklist, turned off the computer, and continued reading.
Forty minutes later, the phone vibrated.
Qiao Sang picked up the phone on the table and turned on the screen, showing that there was an unread text message.
[Ms. Qiao Sang, a customer has requested your treasure hunting ghost. Would you like to accept the order?]
Treasure hunter? Qiao Sang was stunned for a moment. After signing the contract with the Beast Tamer Fighting Club, he had received many text messages in just two days. All of them were asking for Yabao to practice with him.
Since the time I was looking for her was basically at school, I rejected them all.
This is the first time I have found a treasure hunter who has a free order.
Qiao Sang looked at the time, it was 21:03.
It’s still early.
【catch】
After replying, Qiao Sang closed the book.
…
Hongying Beast Battle Club.
As soon as Qiao Sang walked in, the lady at the front desk said enthusiastically, "You're here."
This attitude is completely different from the professional smile last time.
Do we know each other... Qiao Sang couldn't help but mutter in his heart.
"Yeah, you still remember me."
"Remember, remember." The lady at the front desk pointed to the tablet on the table and said, "It records all the sparring information of our club. I like to look through it when I have nothing to do."
I see… Qiao Sang asked, “Which training ground is the guest who wants to practice with me at?”
The lady at the front desk looked around and after making sure no one was around, she leaned forward, put a hand to her mouth and said in a low voice, "Training Ground No. 2, but the guests this time are a little different."
"What's the difference?" Qiao Sang asked curiously.
"This time the guest is not a person."
Qiao Sang: “???”
"The guest is a Crested Cat, and its Tamer hasn't come yet." The lady at the front desk added.
Qiao Sang was stunned for a moment. The Crowned Cat was a psychic pet and an aristocrat among cat pets. He didn't expect that its beastmaster would be willing to let it come alone.
What a big heart.
(End of this chapter)