Chapter 145 "Qixi Extra" Jiang Jie & Fifth Zhu Yi (2)
Jiang Jie weakly gave a pale explanation: "Um... I'm a straight man..."
As Jiang Jie's long-time friend, Dongfang Chao naturally knew that Jiang Jie would not like men.
He teased the Fifth Zhu Yi again: "It seems that you can't give this bouquet of flowers to others today. Jiang Jie doesn't want them either."
"Who said he doesn't want it?" Does he dare to refuse?
As he said that, the fifth Zhu Yi turned around and glared at Jiang Ze.
Jiang Jie was very sensible and quickly hugged the flower tightly, "I'll take it, I'll take it. It's such a beautiful flower, I love it so much..."
That’s good enough. The fifth Zhu Yi nodded with satisfaction and put away the knife that was against Jiang Jie’s neck.
Dongfang Chao just laughed, "If you threaten him like this, of course he has no choice but to accept it."
"Which eye of yours saw me threatening him? Ask yourself whether I threatened him or not." The fifth Zhu Yi said stubbornly.
He was very confident that Jiang Jie would be a coward and would definitely stand on his side.
As expected, Jiang Jie became much more assertive when talking to Dongfang Chao.
"What nonsense are you talking about? King Yi gave me flowers to show his respect. How can I refuse them?"
The Fifth Zhu Yi was very satisfied with this answer. He happily withdrew the Azure Dragon Crescent Blade that was pressed against Jiang Jie's lower back...
Dongfang Chao clearly remembered that Jiang Jie hated evil the most.
How could he be so cowardly when facing the Fifth Zhu Yi?
Dongfang Chao kindly reminded him, "If I remember correctly, you seem to be the leader of the Blood Hunters. Is it appropriate for you to be so afraid of vampires?"
"What a joke! I call this fear? It's just mutual respect between rivals."
Ah, this... Jiang Jie is quite good at making excuses.
The situation that Dongfang Dynasty was originally sure to win collapsed because of Jiang Jie's joining.
This good brother only knows how to cheat people, so I'd better avoid him in the future.
Look, the fifth Zhu Yi is almost looking down on others.
"So what? Don't think the earth won't stop spinning without you. I have someone who likes me too."
Hearing these words, Jiang Jie's expression gradually became distorted.
What? Someone likes... Does this "someone" refer to me?
(??_?) If I tell you I really don't like the Fifth Blessing Wing, will anyone still believe me...
Dongfang Chao seemed to believe it and even poured cold water on Diwu Zhuyi: "What's there to be proud of just because Jiang Jie likes you? He's not as cute as Mumu. You're just a second-best option by getting involved with him. Is that something to be proud of?"
After these words were spoken, Jiang Jie and Diwu Zhu Yi both expressed their dissatisfaction.
Especially Jiang Jie.
Why are they arguing with me? Why are they dragging me down?
What does Ye Mu's cuteness have to do with me? I'm not a cute person...
However, he only responded silently in his heart and did not dare to say it out loud.
Because the Fifth Zhu Yi once again held a knife against his waist...
Fortunately, the fifth Zhu Yi still had some conscience. He glared at Dongfang Chao fiercely and helped Jiang Jie seek justice.
"You bastard, can being cute be considered a meal? Jiang Jie can be sweet or salty, can fight but also can give in. He's a thousand times better than Ye Mu!"
As he spoke, he roughly plucked a rose and pinned it on Jiang Jie's ear.
Smiling kindly, he asked, "Am I right?"
What a guy, he was jealous of Ye Mu in the last second, and in the next second he stopped being a fan and turned against Ye Mu, saying that Ye Mu was not as good as others.
The face changes so quickly...
Jiang Jie, who was wearing a flower beside him, could only nod mechanically, "Yeah, yeah, you're right, I can be salty or sweet..."
So good and obedient, fifth wish Yi satisfied? 3;
But Dongfang Chao has known Jiang Jie for more than 20 years, and he never knew that he could be described as salty or sweet.
Isn't he just a straight man? How can he be so sweet?
Dongfang Chao couldn't help but expose Jiang Jie's past: "I really didn't realize how salty or sweet he is. You don't know that when he was a kid, he threw firecrackers into someone's manure pit, and the owner chased him and scolded him for over a month."
Jiang Jie: ...
Why is it always me who gets hurt?
He looked at Dongfang Chao and whispered, "Well, if you guys want to quarrel, just quarrel properly. There's no need to bring up my childhood..."
But Dongfang Chao and Diwu Zhu Yi were arguing fiercely and ignored Jiang Jie.
After hearing about Jiang Jie's glorious deeds of blowing up the manure pit, Zhu Yi did not think there was anything wrong with it.
Defending: "He is lively and cute!"
Dongfang Chao continued his good brother behavior: "When he was 8 years old, he still wet the bed!"
"What's wrong with wetting the bed? Didn't you wet the bed as a child?!"
"When he was in sixth grade, he got into a fight with a dog and lost his shoes."
"That's because he loves and cares for animals!"
"Then he also..." Dongfang Chao carefully searched in his mind for the ugly things that Jiang Jie had done as a child, but he couldn't think of anything for a moment.
So he considerately extended the scope of the scandal to junior high school.
"When he was in the second year of junior high, he asked for leave midway through his exams and lied to his teacher, saying he was going to the bathroom. He actually ended up sneaking into the swimming pool to watch his senior high school classmates swim."
"So what's wrong? What's the problem with this?"
Who doesn’t like to look at beautiful girls?
Dongfang Chao smiled mysteriously and explained, "What I want to say is that he has always liked girls. I doubt he likes you now."
(Jiang Jie: (T＿T) Heaven is my witness! I finally said something sensible. I just like girls, wuwuwuwu…)
The fifth Zhu Yi felt a little guilty after hearing what he said.
But after hesitating for two seconds, he quickly countered, "Who says that liking to look at pretty girls means he's female? Who doesn't like handsome men and beautiful women? According to your logic, does liking both mean he's bisexual?"
After hearing these sophistry, Dongfang Chao just smiled faintly and said, "Don't deceive yourself."
How could he not understand whether his good brother likes men or women?
"Unless Jiang Jie kisses you now, I doubt the truthfulness of what you said." Dongfang Chao said with the mentality of watching the show.
Jiang Jie froze in place.
No way, no way, they should just be talking...
His heels were already moving quietly, ready to escape at any time.
However, this unlucky child Jiang Qiuqiu is also a cause for concern.
"(-^O^-) Brother, give me a kiss!"
Then, she began to analyze the situation: "Then I can't call you uncle anymore. It's not the right generation..."
She thought about it and then an idea came to her: "From now on, just call me handsome brother!"
Fifth Blessing Wing:? ?
What the hell? Pretty brother?
Who the hell is beautiful!
"(-^O^-) Since your hair is so pretty, I'll just call you Pretty Brother."
The fifth Zhu Yi frowned, "My long hair is a personality, not a beauty!"
"Okay, pretty brother. Got it, pretty brother." Jiang Qiuqiu blinked, hid behind Jiang Jie's legs and stuck out her tongue.
Jiang Jie was scared to death.
The fifth Zhu Yi is so fierce, how dare Qiu Qiu, the unlucky child, tease him like this!
"So, are you guys kissing each other or not?" Dongfang Chao brought the topic back.
The fifth Zhu Yi gritted his teeth and said, "Why should I prove it to you?"
"No, no, no, of course you don't have to prove it." Dongfang Chao said with a little pride on his face, "After all, whether Jiang Jie really likes you or not is none of my business. If you don't prove it, Mumu and I will leave first. Anyway, Mumu really likes me."
Faced with such provocation, the Fifth Zhu Yi could not tolerate it!
He clenched his fists, glared at Jiang Jie and said, "Prove it to him!"
Jiang Qiuqiu also waved his hand to watch the fun, "Brother, hurry up."
Everyone was waiting to see Jiang Jie's reaction. Jiang Jie's ears were red and he stood there motionless.
The Fifth Zhu Yi is too easily instigated by others. If what Dongfang Chao said today was to show him, then would Jiang Jie really have to sleep with the Fifth Zhu Yi?
The competitiveness between these two men was so terrifying that Jiang Jie wanted to escape.
"See, he doesn't even want to kiss you." Dongfang Chao broke the silence and watched the joke with a smile.
The fifth Zhu Yi made up his mind, pulled Jiang Jie over and took the initiative to meet him.
Before Jiang Jie could react, he was kissed.
The rose pinned on his ear exuded a faint fragrance, light but so fragrant that he couldn't open his eyes.
Dongfang Chao originally just wanted to see Jiang Jie kissing Fifth Zhu Yi's face, but he didn't expect...
Unexpectedly, the Fifth Zhu Yi kissed Jiang Jie on the mouth...
And he didn't let go even after half a minute...
Jiang Jie didn't dare to breathe. A strange feeling of suffocation rushed to his head, and his heart seemed to skip a beat.
The fifth Zhu Yi’s mouth is cool and a little sweet... Ugh, that’s a bit annoying!
So annoying!
When it was almost a minute, Jiang Jie finally mustered up the courage to push away the fifth Zhu Yi.
Bastard, I'll curse him to death later...
Dongfang Chao and Ye Mu were already satisfied after watching such a grand show.
"Okay, you win." Dongfang Chao shrugged lightly.
Although judging from the current situation, Jiang Jie was not doing it voluntarily, Dongfang Chao still expressed his admiration for the fact that the Fifth Zhu Yi could achieve this level.
…
Jiang Jie didn't dare to attack until he saw Dongfang Chao and Ye Mu leave.
He took off the rose pinned on his ear, threw it on the ground and stomped on it.
Then he wiped his mouth frantically with the back of his hand and angrily complained, "Can you guys please not bring me into your quarrel? You actually... you actually kissed me... My sister is watching, it will have a terrible impact!"
"In my opinion, the impact is not that bad..." The fifth Zhu Yi looked at Jiang Qiuqiu's expression with mixed emotions.
Jiang Jie looked down...
I saw my sister holding her head high, her eyes moving back and forth between the two of them, with a smile on her face that was not suitable for her age.
Commonly known as Aunt's smile.
Jiang Qiuqiu: I am blind, brother, you don’t have to care about me. If I can’t see, will it not have a bad influence?
Jiang Jie: ...
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