Chapter 189 Your sister-in-law can’t eat spicy food
Jiang Qiuqiu wouldn't be dismissed so easily...
She retorted: "Just because you don't have to eat doesn't mean you can't eat, right? So you can still try it, sister-in-law. Just take a bite of each bowl."
Jiang Jie's mind raced, and he said, "Your sister-in-law is allergic to sweets and can't eat these."
That should be enough, right? But Jiang Qiuqiu still didn't give up.
She said, "But these dishes are spicy."
"Huh? Spicy?"
Jiang Jie and the Fifth Zhu Yi exchanged a glance...
Can those colorful marshmallows be spicy?
Jiang Qiuqiu explained: "It just looks like cotton candy, but it's actually made of dough balls and filled with chili peppers."
"You..." Jiang Jie couldn't help but praise him: "You... have a big imagination when cooking. You are quite creative..."
"Of course." Jiang Qiuqiu proudly put her hands on her hips, "So sister-in-law, come and try it."
Jiang Jie quickly continued to deceive: "Your sister-in-law can't eat spicy food."
"Why? Are you lying to me, brother? You're allergic to sweet things and can't eat spicy food. You're probably just disgusted with the noodles I made, humph!"
"How could my brother lie to you? Your sister-in-law really can't eat spicy food."
Jiang Jie explained in detail: "Because your sister-in-law is a vampire, what do vampires eat?"
"Of course it's blood?" Jiang Qiuqiu replied.
"Yes." Jiang Jie nodded in affirmation and continued to talk nonsense: "How do you pronounce blood in English?"
"How should I know? I'm just a kid."
"Then search it yourself on the Internet." In order to make his explanation more convincing, Jiang Jie asked his sister to check it herself.
Jiang Qiuqiu opened a random browser and searched.
The results show that the word "blood" is usually translated into English as: blood.
Jiang Jie then guided the students: "Listen to the pronunciation. How is this word pronounced?"
Jiang Qiuqiu did as she was told.
A clear female voice rang out from the phone speaker: "(Not spicy) blood."
Jiang Jie succeeded: "Did you hear that? Your sister-in-law can only eat non-spicy food."
"Uh..." The fifth Zhu Yi wanted to laugh when he heard it.
My wife is really good at making up lies...
Jiang Qiuqiu is very smart when it comes to matchmaking, but she is a little inferior when it comes to these fallacies and heresies.
She didn't understand and actually believed Jiang Jie's nonsense.
"Then I've worked in vain. What can my sister-in-law eat? I'll make it again."
"No, no, no!" Jiang Jie stopped him immediately. "He only drinks blood. If you really want to cook for him, just give him your own blood."
Jiang Qiuqiu imagined the pain of a knife cutting her skin and couldn't help but shudder.
"No, I'm afraid of pain. Just let my sister-in-law drink my blood."
"Don't you want to show off in front of your sister-in-law? I'll give you this opportunity."
Jiang Qiuqiu shook her head repeatedly, "I don't want it anymore. I won't express it anymore."
She no longer begged the Fifth Blessing to taste the dishes.
Jiang Jie thought he had won a great victory this time, but Jiang Qiuqiu had another trick up his sleeve: "If sister-in-law can't eat it, brother can eat it all."
A hint of menace appeared on her childish face: "I know brother likes spicy food."
"Uh..." Jiang Jie was stunned.
"Brother, eat quickly. It won't taste good if it gets cold."
"Uh... I, I eat..." A layer of cold sweat broke out on Jiang Jie's forehead, and the chopsticks in his hand reached out to the table full of poison with trembling hands.
Jiang Qiuqiu thought he was too slow, so she stood up, picked up a piece of cold mooncake, blew on it, and held it to his mouth.
"Eat quickly, brother. Be careful, it's hot."
"Ah, this is a cold dish..."
"That's even better, you can eat it directly." Jiang Qiuqiu stuffed the mooncake into Jiang Jie's mouth.
The four flavors of sweet, salty, bitter and spicy mixed together strangely and rushed to Jiang Jie's forehead.
He cried in his heart...
What Jiang Qiuqiu did was to murder her own brother.
If unpalatable dishes can be described as "dark cuisine," then the food prepared by Jiang Qiuqiu truly deserves the name "black hole cuisine"...
“Brother, you are frowning, is it unpalatable?”
Jiang Jie felt bitter. Nonsense, if it tastes bad, can't you just taste it yourself and know for yourself? Why do you have to make others taste it?
Jiang Qiuqiu really tasted a piece herself...
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