Chapter 207 Finale (2)
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"Ah?" Dongfang Chao couldn't believe his ears.
Ye Mu repeated: "Can you sleep with me?"
Dongfang Chao was stunned: This man is so shameless...
"Extra" Morning and Night 7
Dongfang Chao swore that Ye Mu was definitely the most shameless person he had ever seen.
I didn't expect that such a cute young man with clear and innocent eyes could speak such vicious words.
Such a romantic character really makes a difference to his harmless appearance.
Dongfang Chao was disgusted and rejected her without hesitation: "You've chosen the wrong person. You and I are not the same kind of people."
"No, I just want to sleep with you!" Ye Mu insisted, anxious to complete the task.
Dongfang Chao was helpless. "Do you really want me to be more direct?"
He looked at Ye Mu with disdain and said, "You are not worthy of entering my home with a body like yours."
We've only known each other for one day, and you're already thinking about sleeping. You must have done this kind of thing a lot behind my back.
It looks clean on the outside, but it's rotten inside.
Dongfang Chao hates people who don't know how to respect themselves.
Ye Mu didn't know what Dongfang Chao was angry about, so he explained, "If you don't sleep with me, I will die."
Dongfang Chao: ...
Damn, I like you to this extent? I'm hooked?
"What does your life or death have to do with me?" Dongfang Chao said coldly.
Ye Mu's watery eyes stared at him fervently, and he said firmly, "It does matter!"
Then, Ye Mu borrowed the app's words and said, "Your name is Dongfang Chao, and my name is Ye Mu. Together, it's Chao Chao Mu Mu. Don't you think we're a good match?"
"Uh..." Dongfang Chao was speechless. What kind of bullshit reason was this?
However, judging from the word "morning and evening"...
"Chao is in front? I took the initiative?" Dongfang Chao asked suddenly.
Ye Mu blushed, "Because I don't know how to..."
Dongfang Chao complained silently in his heart: Then what about me?
Ye Mu plays so many tricks, how could he not know how to do it? He must be very experienced, but he is still pretending not to know how to do it...
Are you pretending to be a pure little white rabbit?
The pure one is clearly the Eastern Dynasty.
He teased Ye Mu: "Stop pretending, if you don't know how to do it, who will?"
Ye Mu defended himself: "I... really don't know how to do it. I've never tried it before."
"You haven't tried it?!"
“Yeah.”
"Do you think I believe it?" Dongfang Chao insisted on his judgment.
Ye Mu couldn't explain it. Looking at Dongfang Chao's attitude, he felt that he was trying to shirk the role of the initiator.
His mission only stated that he had to be with Dongfang Chaojiangjiang, without specifying his identity.
Ye Muxin made up his mind and said, "If you can't do it, I can do it..."
Dongfang Chao: ...
It’s over, he thinks I can’t…
Is he mocking me by saying this?
How could I not be able to do this? I won’t admit I can’t do this! I’m the best at it!
After a period of turmoil in Dongfang Chao's heart, his face became calm and gloomy.
He said with aloofness, "Not doing it doesn't mean you can't do it. A person who knows etiquette and shame should learn to control his desires."
"Are you saying I'm shameless?" Ye Mu's eyes were filled with grievance.
Dongfang Chao's heart seemed to be gripped for a moment, but soon calmed down.
He ordered Ye Mu to leave: "Go away, I will never agree to this."
"Ding Dong--" Just when Dongfang Chao refused, a familiar sound came from his cell phone.
Ye Mu understood immediately, "How about... you take a look at the new information before replying to me?"
Dongfang Chao thought for a moment and hesitated to open his phone.
I don't know when a red and green app was automatically installed inside.
New message shows:
[Player Dongfangchao, welcome to participate in the "Just Play" internal test.]
[Task 1: Increase Ye Mu's Hi Points to 200.]
[Success Reward: Cute Object +1]
"Extra" Morning and Night 8
When Dongfang Chao saw this information, his first reaction was: This must be the helper Ye Mu invited.
In order to achieve his goal, he actually went to such lengths...
However, the app quickly sent a message denying Dongfang Chao's suspicion.
[Alas, another foolish human who doesn't believe me.]
In order to gain Dongfangchao's trust as quickly as possible, the app said straight to the point:
[I am an honest and kind app dedicated to solving the marriage and love problems of older singles.]
【My existence is to allocate objects.】
[To prove my ability, I will recite your personal information.]
Then, Dongfang Chao’s cell phone kept ringing.
The app sent a photo of Dongfang Chao’s ID card.
And his elementary school diploma, junior high school diploma, high school diploma, university diploma, bachelor's degree, postgraduate degree, master's degree, doctorate, motor vehicle driver's license, airline transport driver's license, certified public accountant certificate, chartered financial analyst qualification certificate, registered architect qualification certificate, registered construction engineer qualification certificate, legal professional qualification certificate, registered nuclear safety engineer qualification certificate, registered surveyor certificate, licensed veterinarian certificate, securities practitioner qualification certificate, human organ transplant physician qualification certificate, registered metrologist certificate, licensed pharmacist certificate, translation professional qualification certificate...
"Okay, stop posting!" Dongfang Chao quickly stopped him. "Stop posting! I know how good I am!"
I've never been so speechless in my life...
[I’m not posting this to tell you how great you are, but to prove how great I am.]
Dongfang Chao didn't understand: "My certificate, you seem to be proud of it?"
[I know you have these certificates. That's a skill, isn't it?]
They argued for a long time through the dialog box.
In the end, Dongfang Chao had to accept reality.
[Now that you understand my abilities, let's quickly begin the mission.]
[I've assigned you such a lovely partner, what are you still hesitating about? ]
Dongfang Chao looked at Ye Mu again.
He admitted that Ye Mu's silly look was indeed a bit cute...
During the last interview, Ye Mu cried in the conference room, it was so adorable.
Dongfang Chao had a hard time restraining himself at that time.
Ye Mu stood obediently by the side, waiting for Dongfang Chao to communicate with the app.
After seeing Dongfang Chao looking at him, he understood that Dongfang Chao must have known that he was helpless.
Thinking of this, Ye Mu asked tentatively: "Can we sleep together?"
Dongfang Chao's eyelids twitched slightly, "You speak quite directly..."
Ye Mu blinked, her long eyelashes fluttering, "So you agree?"
Dongfang Chao replied calmly, "Yeah."
Then he turned around and walked towards the door.
Ye Mu followed tacitly.
He secretly observed Dongfang Chao's shoulder from behind.
?(? ? ?ω? ? ?)? Looks pretty reliable...
He secretly observed Dongfang Chao's waist again.
Although it is covered by the suit, it is also nice to leave room for imagination.
Ye Mu bravely asked: "Can I touch your abdominal muscles? Just for a moment."
Dongfang Chao: ...
Ye Mu: "I, I also want to touch your legs, can I?"
Dongfang Chao: (?_?)
Ye Mu: "Your fingers are so long and beautiful, can I touch them?"
"Your nose is so straight, you can slide down it."
"Are your eyebrows naturally this delicate? Can I touch them?"
Ye Mu kept asking questions.
Dongfang Chao helplessly responded: "You talk too much."
He's talking so much, so I'll just leave him without the energy to talk anymore...
"The Fugitive Prince Jiang Jie? The Giant Mountain God Zhu Yi"1
My name is the Fifth Zhu Yi, and I am the giant mountain god responsible for guarding Wuwang Mountain.
I have spent 250 years in this mountain.
As you can see, I am a handsome, elegant, suave and elegant man.
Such excellent appearance, coupled with my tall and strong body.
Can be described in one word: perfect——
??? The perfect giant mountain god, referred to as Jumei.
The man lying on the ground next to me, soundly asleep, was the one I just picked up from the mountains.
Maybe he was crazy, so he dared to enter Wuwang Mountain alone.
Everyone knows that Wuwang Mountain is rich in spiritual energy and is home to many ferocious beasts and monsters.
If humans set foot here, they will be seeking their own death.
Even with a giant and beautiful mountain god like me guarding here, I still cannot guarantee the safety of ordinary human lives.
Therefore, I, being conscientious in my duties, had already put up a sign at the foot of the mountain saying "Wild animals are around, no entry."
But some idiots still broke in.
Maybe, it’s because he can’t read?
But judging by his gorgeous clothes, he must have been born into a prominent family and it is impossible that he didn't have the money to attend a private school.
So there is only one explanation.
--He is a fool.
But then again, this human is really cute.
His face is small, his hands are small, everything about him is small, and his body is not even half as strong as mine.
If I punch such a lovely person, he will definitely cry for a long time.
Oh no, he seems to be waking up, I have to pretend to be calm.
After a rustling noise, this lovely human finally woke up.
I didn't need to look at him to know that he was staring at me with admiration.
After all, who doesn’t love a tall and handsome mountain god?
"Beautiful sister, did you save me?"
What? He called me pretty sister?
It's true that I'm beautiful, but through my developed muscles, can't he see that I'm a male mountain god?
"(?????) Sister, you are amazing. You have grown so fat."
Stupid human beings, it’s proven that you have crazy brains!
I have such a perfect golden ratio, but you say I’m fat!
People who call others fat when they first meet you will never make friends.
I must teach this fool who speaks without thinking a lesson!
"Hey, human, didn't your mother teach you to be polite when speaking?"
"No."
Huh? "You don't have a mother?"
"No, I have many mothers."
This human speaks so strangely...
Could this be the legendary "one baby out of ten births", where each person is responsible for giving birth to a part of the limbs, and in the end the ten births form one person?
"Beautiful sister, because my father has many concubines, I have many concubines who are not related by blood."
Oh... I see...
It seems that this human is actually a little prince.
"Beautiful sister, my name is Jiang Jie, what's your name?"
"I……"
I didn’t expect that this little prince is so outgoing. Isn’t he afraid of me?
"You don't need to care what my name is, but you need to understand that I am the god of this mountain."
"Wow (???) I actually met the mountain god sister."
He actually believed that I was a mountain god so quickly. What a simple-minded man he is. I thought I would have to explain it hundreds of times.
However, there is one thing I still have to explain.
"I am the Mountain God, not the Mountain God Sister."
"Oh (???) Mountain God-sister."
"Why do you have to add a sister?"
"Because my sister is pretty."
"It's nice to look at, yes, but I'm a male immortal, isn't that obvious?"
The little prince named Jiang Jie suddenly stopped talking, and the air fell into an eerie silence.
I understand, he must have been frightened by what I said.
Indeed, it is difficult for those careless male gods to have a natural beauty like mine.
He must have been shocked that there was such an ethereal mountain god in the world.
"I'm sorry, Brother Mountain God. You're so beautiful, I thought you were a fairy..."
Keep praising me, I love to hear it.
"Brother Mountain God, I'm lost. Can you let me stay for a few more days?"
Hmm? Just a compliment? How perfunctory...
"Shouldn't I take you home if you're lost? What are you doing in the mountains?"
"I dare not go home. Everyone in the palace abuses me. I never want to go back."
As the little prince spoke, tears began to fall from his eyes.
Tsk, what a poor thing.
As the mountain god who has compassion for all living beings, I will not ignore such things.
"You are a prince, who dares to abuse you?"
"The Fugitive Prince Jiang Jie? The Giant Mountain God Zhu Yi" 2
"You are a prince, who dares to abuse you?"
After hearing the mountain god's question, a feeling of grievance welled up in the little prince's eyes.
He wiped his tears and complained to the god who could protect him.
"I am the youngest prince in the palace, and my father treats me the most harshly."
"He sent eight ferocious guards to me, ostensibly for protection, but in reality for surveillance."
"Well, what next?" The Fifth Zhu Yi listened carefully.
It seems that being a prince is not that easy. They have wealth but also lose worries.
Ugh, lost freedom.
"Besides that, my father sent two maids to abuse me."
"They wake me up very early every day."
"If I didn't get up, they would yell at me and even threaten to take my lunch away from me."
"Lunch?" The fifth Zhu Yi was a little confused.
Is it that the lunch time in the palace is too early, or is it that the little prince got up too late?
Jiang Jie thought she was right and continued to cry and complain, "Brother Mountain God, do you also think they're being too much? They actually didn't let me have lunch."
"And more..." Jiang Jie's little mouth did not stop for a moment as she continued to complain.
"They forced me to wear complicated clothes every day, layer upon layer, and I could hardly breathe."
"They said if I didn't behave and dress myself, I would catch a cold and die."
"Brother Mountain God, don't you think they are utterly evil? They have mouths and use them to curse people..."
"Also, the meals they prepared for me were not enough for me to eat."
"Don't be fooled by the fact that the table is filled with plates, like there are more than a dozen dishes, but there is only a little food on each plate. I can finish a whole plate in one bite."
"I suspect they deliberately wanted to starve me to death."
"Then they went even further, making me eat uncooked vegetable leaves."
"How can I eat raw vegetable leaves? They even wrapped barbecued meat in leaves for me to eat. Putting raw and hot meat together will definitely give me stomach upset. They are just trying to harm me."
"And those guards who promised to teach me sword dancing."
"But they secretly replaced my sword with a wooden one while I was sleeping, and they haven't returned it to me until now."
"I finally managed to escape this time. They must be very angry."
"Maybe the city has already issued a reward notice. Whoever captures me will get a lot of money."
"Brother Mountain God, you are a deity, you must protect me, okay?"
After listening to Jiang Jie's chatter, Zhu Yi suddenly felt that all his sincerity had been wasted.
Based on the descriptions just now, is that abuse?
This little prince doesn't know how to appreciate the blessings he has.
He must feel the dangers of society at least so that he can understand how happy his previous life was.
The fifth Zhu Yi came up with a plan and smiled cunningly, "You just said that whoever captures you will get a lot of money?"
"Yeah." Jiang Jie had no guard at all and nodded repeatedly.
The fifth Zhu Yi made no secret of it, "Then I will arrest you now and send you back."
Hearing this, the smile on Jiang Jie's face froze instantly.
"Brother Mountain God likes money?!"
"Of course, who doesn't like money? Even gods need incense and worship."
"Then..." Jiang Jie scratched his head, "I'll give all my money to Brother Mountain God. Brother, please don't send me back."
"How much money did you get after escaping so quickly?"
"I..." Jiang Jie touched his pocket and found it was indeed empty.
He had brought money with him, but during his escape he encountered a black-hearted driver who cheated him out of all his money...
He looked at himself and fortunately he still had a set of valuable clothes.
"Brother Mountain God, my clothes are very valuable. I'll give them to you. Please don't chase me away."
As he spoke, Jiang Jie began to take off his clothes.
The fifth Zhu Yi was stunned.
Isn’t this little prince too naive?
As the saying goes, wealth should not be shown off, but he was so eager to tell everyone about his valuables.
If the person he met today was not a mountain god but a bad guy, wouldn't he be robbed and lose both his life and his wealth?
Seeing that there was only the last layer of gauze left on the little prince, the Fifth Zhu Yi could not help it.
He couldn't help but teach: "Boys must learn to protect themselves when they are outside."
But Jiang Jie showed no intention of stopping. "Brother Mountain God, this one is the most expensive. If you don't believe me, try touching it."
"The Fugitive Prince Jiang Jie? The Giant Mountain God Zhu Yi" 3
As he spoke, Jiang Jie took the fifth Zhu Yi's right hand with both hands and pressed it on himself.
"I heard from the people in the palace that this is some kind of silk, thin and soft, and very valuable."
The silk dress was indeed very thin, and Diwu Zhuyi could clearly feel Jiang Jie's body temperature.
This was the first time he had touched a human being so directly. His palms felt like they were being electrified, and his heart also felt numb.
He quickly withdrew his hand, a little embarrassed, "Can you please pay attention to the impact? How can you take off your clothes like this in front of me?"
You're such an idiot for pulling someone else's hand!
With such a cute face, you should be more cautious, otherwise you won’t know when someone will take advantage of you.
Fifth Zhu Yi now understood why the eight guards and two maids of the little prince watched him so closely.
With Jiang Jie's personality, is it okay if we don't keep a close eye on him?
There's no need to put it in a sack, you can just steal it.
"Brother Mountain God, you are blushing." Jiang Jie looked up at the Fifth Zhu Yi and spoke bluntly.
The fifth Zhu Yi didn't dare to look at him, fearing that he would not be able to control himself.
"Could you please get dressed?"
"But I have no money, so I can only give my clothes to Brother Mountain God."
"What do I need your clothes for? Can I wear your tiny clothes?"
"('?ω??`) This is the only valuable piece of clothing I have. Brother, please don't chase me away."
Jiang Jie looked at the Fifth Zhu Yi pitifully.
He also quietly reached out and grabbed the sleeve of the Fifth Zhu Yi, shaking it left and right.
It was too difficult for the fifth Zhu Yi to endure.
"I say, don't you know how cute you are? What do you want me to do with an expression like that?"
"As long as Brother Mountain God doesn't capture me and exchange me for money, I don't mind doing anything else."
The fifth Zhu Yi took a look at Jiang Jie's small body and shook his head, "You are too young, I can't do anything to you..."
Jiang Jie continued to strive for it: "(???︿???) Brother Mountain God, I will try my best!"
The fifth Zhu Yi muttered in his heart: Some things cannot be achieved by just working hard.
The screw is much larger than the nut, and no matter how hard I try, it won't fit perfectly.
Jiang Jie didn't know about the strange ideas of the Fifth Zhu Yi. He continued, "I can help Brother Mountain God with the laundry, cleaning, and cooking. I guarantee I won't cause any trouble. I also have a small appetite, so I'm easy to feed."
After his repeated insistence, the Fifth Zhu Yi finally compromised.
I got a free cute little follower home, which is a great thing.
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It was getting dark and there were no entertainment activities in the mountains.
In addition, Jiang Jie had been on the run these days, so he felt sleepy and went to bed early.
In order to avoid being abandoned, he tightly held the arm of the Fifth Zhu Yi and locked it tightly.
"Help, this little prince's face is so soft and cute!" The fifth Zhu Yi turned his head to stare at Jiang Jie's sleeping face, his heart full of emotions.
Who can resist such a little cutie clinging to you without any defense?
Anyway, the Fifth Zhu Yi can't hold on...
He secretly made up his mind that if Jiang Jie approached him so unguardedly again next time.
He couldn't restrain himself.
Perhaps, this tiny nut actually contains enormous energy...
(Full text completed) 2021.9.15;
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