Chapter 17 The Unlucky Male
“Ahhhh, it’s moving, it’s moving!! The love line is moving!! The love line that was at 0% is pushed forward by 15%!!! Great, great, great, great! Increase the intensity and let us push the story’s love line back to 100% in one go!! Let the protagonists walk into the marriage hall happily and perfectly with love and affection, and we will be free!! You are worthy of being Teacher Shi!! I knew that choosing you was the right choice at that time, but at the writers’ conference, your inspiration was the most concentrated and shining. You really have a way!!!!”
The familiar chaotic expressions that were forced upon him all at once rushed into Shi Cunjin's mind in a mess. The buzzing mechanical sound of the system was like an alarm exploding, causing Shi Cunjin's chest to rise and fall violently. Fright and nausea suddenly attacked his body. He suddenly bent over and let out a genuine "ugh" towards the floor -!
The weak system that was stunned by the host after waking up: ...?
The twins, who were almost asleep, were startled awake. They reacted very quickly and immediately jumped off their seats and reached out to hold their uncle's shoulders. Their expressions were like two stunned cuckoos, frightened and confused. They could only call "Uncle, Uncle" in a cuckoo-cuckoo manner.
Cun Jin hadn't eaten any proper food in the past few days, and the nutritional supplements had liquefied and melted into his intestines and stomach early. He couldn't even vomit out the acid water, and could only bend over to try to alleviate the discomfort of the stomach cramps.
After a moment of chaos, the small row of seats with soundproofing turned on returned to its original tranquility.
Shi Cunjin first coaxed the two little ones, and the twins shrank back to their uncle. They were frightened by their uncle’s sudden reaction, and now their bodies were sticking to their uncle and trembling slightly.
The twins were hugged tightly, and Shi Cunjin could feel the high body temperature and constant trembling unique to children, as if he was holding two kittens that had been caught in the rain.
…the giant 130+cm tall kitten was still nudging towards his arms.
Shi Cunjin put his tongue against the roof of his mouth and let his mind go blank for a moment before he began to communicate with the system in his mind.
'Please repeat it in paragraphs.'
The system, which had been silent until now, trembled and its voice became eight tones lower. It reorganized its ability to express itself and told Shi Cunjin why it had awakened.
It turns out that this book-traveling system was born out of the be plot where the original book collapsed.
It needs to turn the original story into a true emotional HE to be perfect.
It had sought help from three real people, promising to do them imaginable good in return.
But the previous three hosts all failed.
Shi Cunjin is the fourth real person who was asked for help by the system and traveled through the book to save the world.
The first three hosts failed to correct the plot, which caused the system to become extremely weak. When Shi Cunjin was found, it was already on the verge of running out of fuel.
The reason why it took a last-ditch effort to crash itself into Shi Cunjin's mind before it was completely extinguished was that the system explained in a low voice: "Your spiritual light is very condensed. At the writers' gathering at that time, everyone else was in a fog, but you were the only one who was bright and complete in the fog."
Shi Cunjin: ...
Before traveling through time, Shi Cunjin was discussing the project at a large writers' gathering. There were at least 300 people at the gathering, of which two-thirds were authors.
Two hundredth of one.
Because the luck value is full, you are chosen to travel to a new world and have a super adventure.
This was the most outrageous reason for kidnapping Shi Cunjin had ever heard!
Anger, madness, absurdity, hatred and a series of negative emotions rushed into Shi Cunjin's mind, but he did not let these negative energies control himself. Things were a foregone conclusion, and rage would only make the situation worse.
Shi Cunjin forced himself to calm down.
The adult world is very realistic. When faced with inevitable difficulties and setbacks, if people stand still, they will immediately grow bigger and eat them alive.
Only by looking forward can one find a way out.
Shi Cunjin calculated the landing time of the spaceship in his mind. It would take two hours to reach Black Shield. He adjusted his state and began to calmly inquire about the crossing situation of the first three people.
The system is weak, but its attitude is very positive. It briefly describes the first three self-rescue processes.
For the first time, the system picked up a college student who had just graduated and entered the society.
College students are young, high-spirited, and full of vigor. They are full of desire for adventure and expectation for the society and the world, and they are full of ambition to do something big!
The system was extremely happy when it detected such qualifications. At that time, it had plenty of energy and was very powerful. It directly dropped this college student on the Cat's Eye Star. His initial genes were A-level, and he became the male neighbor of the original male protagonist!
As a result, because he had never encountered the polish of society, he enjoyed the treatment of a super-privileged celestial dragon that far exceeded that of modern society. This college student quickly lost himself, and the luxurious and wealthy life of Cat's Eye Star, like that of royal nobles, swallowed up the persistence and beliefs of modern people.
The college student mixed into the original storyline as a high-level male insect, fishing for three days and drying the net for two days, intervening casually and not sticking to the end, which directly led to the official protagonists of the original story not even getting engaged!
The quarrel broke up during the date.
The first rescue adventure, the plot is even more outrageous than the original text.
The second time, the system learned its lesson and chose a successful person who had been working hard in society for many years.
At that time, there was still enough energy in the system, so a male identity was chosen for this successful person, but this time he became a C-level male.
When successful people traveled through, they were sent down to live on higher planets according to the laws of Cat's Eye Star.
This time, this successful man was also initially bewitched by the super-privileged life of male insects, and was so happy in the sweetness that he didn't want to leave. In the modern society, the "leadership" spirit he developed gradually became dissatisfied with the identity of a C-level male.
Successful people start playing tricks using the original books provided by the system.
He is not satisfied with being just a C-level person. He has a golden finger and the abilities of a modern person. Why doesn't he try for a more awesome happiness?
This successful man who has everything going his way begins to use his golden finger to interfere with the original plot, trying to popularize modern ideas and gain more power. He wants to be the one and only emperor!
As long as he becomes the emperor, he can marry whomever he wants and change the plot of Be easily done, right?
Then, he was quietly abolished by the male protection court and the higher females.
The male insects have protected courts and parliaments for hundreds of years. A modern man who lives less than 40 years cannot outwit these corrupt and entrenched class masters.
In the end, the successful man ruined a good hand and was placed under house arrest until the day before his death, still contributing sperm.
The system's second self-rescue plan, before the original story begins, this successful man tortures himself to death.
The third time.
The system began to weaken. It was born from collapse and could not directly interfere with the new book world. The power consumed to pick up a real person was enormous. When it pulled a person for the third time, its energy weakened and became like a broken light bulb, flickering.
This time, the system managed to pick up a real person outside of conventional society with great difficulty.
It found an animal observer who was often active in the South African savannah!
The system learned the lesson from the second time and realized deeply that it is necessary to find the shortcomings of real people in society.
People whose ideas have been fixed by the human social system can easily fall into the strict hierarchy, wealth and power-hungry nature of the Zerg society that appears to be human society, and thus fail to see the core point that the Zerg are actually not human.
So, for the third time, the system placed its hopes on this animal observer.
Zoologists understand the primitive and wild biological hierarchy of the animal world, while retaining the understanding, intelligence, and cooperation abilities of real people.
When Shi Cunjin heard this, he also felt that the system had suffered losses twice and had really gained experience. It began to learn to use its brain to select people instead of blindly opening blind boxes.
As a result, the system cried weakly: It was weak that time and its energy was unstable, so the body released by the animal conservation scholar turned into a female insect!
I am still a medium-sized female insect stationed on a medium-sized planet! I have not had the opportunity to contact the privileged cat-eye stars and high-level stars in ten years since landing! It is worse than the previous two times. I have no chance to meet the protagonists active on the privileged planets.
Shi Cunjin: ...
Instead, due to the situation and status, zoologists had no choice but to join the army and were sent to the front to fight.
His military rank had not risen much, but his entire mental state had been broken by the Zerg's endless expansion wars.
The system asked him to try to straighten out the plot. The former zoologist, now a mid-level military female captain, sneered: "Male insect? Love will only affect the speed at which I can drive a mecha to blow up the alien beasts!"
The weak system is suffocating.
It just happens to be parasitic in the brain of the person who traveled through the book, and shares the same fate with the person. As long as the person who traveled through the book wants to read the original work, he can translate it.
If the book-crosser dies, it will also be weakened.
In the third round of book-crossing, the system was forced to take advantage of by the zoologist, providing details of the great victory in the original book, and was threatened to provide technological assistance. A good rescue and happy ending for the system was turned into "Special Forces: I am the King of the Zerg Tribe!" by the zoologist.
Shi Cunjin listened to the system's self-narration and for a moment he didn't know whether to laugh at it for what it deserved or for its unlucky luck.
I opened the blind box three times, but failed to touch the original story line three times.
The system is still narrating sadly.
This zoologist just threw the plot aside and got himself fired up!
But only this zoologist succeeded in coming before the protagonist of the original book.
He took advantage of the system's benefits and upgraded his genes from medium to high, becoming a military general at the age of 49.
Maybe because the system had been depressed in his mind for a long time, the Soldier King felt a pang of conscience that he didn't exist, so he finally took the system to meet the two protagonists of the original book.
Where is it?
At the wedding of the two protagonists.
The Soldier King took the invitation and went to attend the century wedding of the protagonists of the original novel in a serious manner.
The system froze on the spot as it looked at the two newlyweds on the other side of the white carpet, who looked so harmonious but so alienated from each other, without even a trace of joy or happiness on their faces.
When he opened his eyes again, his system consciousness was floating above the banquet where Shi Cunjin was attending.
Among a group of misty real people, it was attracted by the only shining and solid white light soul at first sight, and it made a desperate effort to catch Shi Cunjin.
耗盡全部力量為時寸瑾選了一具瀕死的雄蟲身體，虛弱到連具體情況都沒來得及核實，塞完靈魂，能量立刻斷檔，陷入休眠。
“……”
總得來說，很悲傷。
但時寸瑾一點也不同情。
系統說完自己的情況，立刻滑跪三連和時寸瑾道歉，曾被三任不靠譜宿主折騰過的虛弱系統極其擅長當孫子。
“你真棒啊！”
“才過來幾天！已經推動原著故事角色的情感線變動，我都有能量醒過來了！”
系統想到這點特別高興，如數家珍地一股腦告訴時寸瑾，劇情線反饋過來的能量點可以做什麽。
“這次你影響到好幾位故事主角配角的情感線！我們現在可以用的能量點有15%！”
“可以解鎖2個支線配角的人生大綱、性格愛好細綱、攻略點！我們可以曲線救國！先發展配角線！借助配角當跳板去接近主角們！最後駐紮到主角身邊潛移默化，推動他們HE！”
“或者！你想繼續解鎖基因等級！能量足夠的話我可以幫你把基因資質升級到超S哦！”
系統喘着破風箱的機械聲，超積極地為時寸瑾出謀劃策，力求這位靠譜宿主一發沖天，繼續猛推劇情HE！
它摩拳擦掌，問時寸瑾：“時老師，你現在進展到什麽情況了！”
“……”
時寸瑾：“我現在是未成年單身二孩爹。”
系統：？
“正在施行偷渡計劃。”
系統：？？
時寸瑾看眼智腦上顯示的時間，在腦中回複系統：“還有30分鐘落地，馬上偷渡成功。”
系統：……
系統迷茫，陷入困惑。
時寸瑾很平靜，他對系統說：“你還有印象你選擇投放的身體嗎？”
“看你這樣也是沒機會檢查，我簡單給你對一下吧。”
時寸瑾簡短說完這幾天的歷程。
系統：“……”
系統為這次的宿主身體和地獄開局震驚，足足有10分鐘都沒敢開口。
“冒昧問一句，據你所說，穿過來好像才五天…？”
“嗯。”
系統：……
五天，用低等‘亞雌’的身份從一個低等星球成功跑到另外一個低等星球，還是拖家帶口，還是自由身而不是作為奴隸被販賣！
什麽叫做真正的狠人啊！
不滿意起跑賽道，連夜給自己換一條！
換賽道的同時還順手推一把劇情？？
這撲面而來的離譜推動方式，成功把虛弱的糊塗系統創飛。
“…你，不是，您…時老師，帶帶我……”
小說裏牛逼轟轟帶着玩家起飛的挂佬系統，不存在，這個糊塗系統不拖後腿，時寸瑾已經謝天謝地。
他讓糊塗系統安靜一會。
時寸瑾開始整理得到的信息量。
從前三次失敗教訓中，時寸瑾聽出一個很微妙的信息。
雄蟲的身份看似最容易完成任務，可前兩位成為雄蟲的宿主，完全沒抗住富貴腐化。
第二位成功人士，有心思想當大獨裁，反手就被這群蟲族摁得沒聲。
在固化幾百年的森嚴等級裏，一個沒過40歲的現代人，怎麽可能真的把這堅硬到撐起整個種族制度的規矩推翻？
有些現代人，40歲還活得一把糊塗。
這個糊塗系統想錯了。
它以為自己有原著，能解鎖全部角色人生大綱、性格細綱、愛好主梗，就能輕易完成HE任務。
時寸瑾思考，系統會這樣想，也正常。
畢竟第一個宿主開局優勢大到能直接住在貓眼。
以雄蟲身份出頭，在這裏搞不好才是最危險的。
前兩任雄蟲宿主的前車之鑒，算是經典的試錯演示。
可現在随着系統能量下滑，能選用的身份一個比一個雞肋糟糕。
一個小人物操心天驕之子們的HE婚禮，這不是搞笑嗎？
但時寸瑾沒有喪氣，死亡如狼在背後追着他咬，喪不起來。
他思考着系統提供的有用消息，思及系統說的進度波動，時寸瑾點回直播間後臺，第一次正眼去看塞滿後臺的觀衆私信。
其中前十條私信裏，頭三條私信閃着金光。
這代表，這三位私信賬戶主都在他的直播間開通‘元帥’，SVIP的待遇方方面面都金燦燦。
時寸瑾點開自己的禮物榜單，這三位‘元帥’都是熟客。
最早的制式A567。
第一個寫長評轟炸的紅桃心。
一個陌生賬號‘聖誕帽’。
這眼熟的元素令時寸瑾想到前頭被封兩次賬戶的‘槲寄生’、‘聖誕樹’。
……真就頭鐵繼續莽啊，這位土豪。
時寸瑾上滑下拉，一鍵加了這前十位賬戶好友。
既然系統說，故事線的情感線動了一下，那麽前十位裏，肯定有原著故事重要配角。
時寸瑾本來沒想過和這些觀衆有任何私交，但既然系統這樣說，他試探放網撈一把。
時寸瑾通過好友申請就退出主播後臺。
飛機窗外逐漸亮起來，巨大飛船正在打開後艙門，飛機引擎聲響起，正在穩定後滑。
黑盾胡蜂星，到了。
時寸瑾靜靜地望着窗外的巨大鋼鐵城市，重點關注着機場建築，這裏的建築沒有高樓，從高空看，普遍是工廠矮建築。
在感觀上，黑盾比原身住的無名低等星球好很多。
但也好不到哪裏去。
原身住的低等星球像西非貧民窟。
那麽黑盾星就是工業革命失敗的廢鋼材城市。
有點像歷史紀錄片裏的戰後第三世界國家。
時寸瑾對黑盾星的第一印象，是冷硬和機械。
他仔細觀察窗外，收集第一印象信息，系統被這股突如其來的安靜懾住，也不敢再叽叽喳喳講話。
時寸瑾看了很久，直到飛機降落，他才收回目光，在腦中對系統說：‘把這15%能量分10%出來，全部點到你的科技能力上。’
系統：……？
系統小心翼翼：‘時老師…’
時寸瑾：‘快點升級，我等下要繼續造假過海關。’
系統把滿肚子感動吞回去，想到時老師那離經叛道的推進劇情手法，它有點暈。
系統把10%能量花在自己身上，讨好地說：‘時老師，剩下的5%呢？要不要加到你的體質上？你現在心律還不是很穩。’
這怪誰？時寸瑾說：‘不用，留着應急。你在我腦子裏，硬吊命，我跑不死。’
系統…系統不敢說話。
時寸瑾這頭精打細算，打算利用高科技搞炸…咳咳，準備合理運用科技，在新地圖武裝自己，正當防衛。
另外一頭，那十位被通過好友申請的幸運觀衆一開始還沒發現這件事。
随着不同時區的休息時間到來，他們打開星網日常看新聞、游戲、戰況解說，無意間看到好友列表裏突然出現‘菲特·懷恩’，他們中反應狀态最輕的一個，都噴了同事一臉咖啡。139;４９;4;631qun
其中，反應狀況最重的應該是坐标天狐星座的某位少将。
好巧不巧。
這位少将最近申請到和一位B級雄蟲閣下的約會。
今天正好是約會途中，必要的演武欣賞環節。
每一個高等雌蟲榮獲雄蟲閣下的青睐，在第1、2次約會時，不能出現任何肢體接觸。
想要和雄蟲閣下有真正的進展，比如牽手擁抱，必須要先經過三次約會。
第1、2次約會，內容是雌蟲全方位展現自己的優勢。
從金錢勢力到自身擁有強大的實戰能力，都是雌蟲開屏吸引雄蟲的魅力點。
軍雌在機甲賽場上，進行機甲演武是最重要的炫耀一環。
本來今天這個約會氛圍非常好，一切順利。
只要這位高等雌蟲少将在虛拟賽場上，操縱機甲單兵作戰殺穿異獸防線，奪得一個完美的勝利戰果獻給坐在SVIP觀衆席上觀看的雄蟲閣下，他們就能自然而然地約第3次。
牽牽手，出現一些适當的肢體親密。
可就在這場演武虛拟戰要結束的最後十分鐘，操縱機甲狂刷異獸的黑色機甲突然打歪一發粒子脈沖炮！
巨大的脈沖能炮火滑彈，直接對轟賽場保護罩，炸出聲勢浩大的恐怖震蕩波！
爆炸方向正好對着雄蟲閣下一衆蟲的位置。
這架殺神黑機甲不知怎麽，操作失誤，直接對着觀戰的雄蟲閣下以及一系列法庭随從開了一炮。
……
眼看完美收尾的第一次約會黃掉。
少将雌蟲這邊的親屬蟲簡直氣到頭皮炸裂。
這次申請到的雄蟲閣下可是一位B級！
能請到這個等級的雄蟲閣下同意配合軍雌休假時間下來約會，家族使了多大勁兒！
長輩親屬氣瘋，橫沖直撞地奔到賽場後臺，一腳踹開休息室大門，對着裏面的背影憤怒大喊：“阿努什卡！你腦子裏到底在想什麽！！！”
背對着大門的金發雌蟲沒吭聲，低頭把弄智腦手環，看上去像是在輸入消息。
雌蟲高挑勁瘦的身材被純黑機甲緊身服緊緊束縛，挑出身材上的所有優點，蜂腰猿背，腿又長又直，光站在那裏，就正正诠釋什麽叫做武裝性感。
The relative insect had been cursing since he entered the door, saying how much the family had worked hard for him, but the blonde female insect ignored him at all.
Anushka turned her head after being annoyed by the noise. She had a pair of eyes of different colors, one red and one gold. The red pupil was deep and fishy like blood, and the gold pupil was dark like copper. Her expression was sinister and full of hostility.
A few words contradicted the elders, who were speechless.
"This B-level male bug has stalked me twice, spending over 10 million each time, and all the application fees went into my personal account. What are you barking about here?"
Anushka laughed, which immediately raised her relative's blood pressure, and said sarcastically, "You don't think I can't tell that the gentleman has been absent-minded all day today?"
"I spent 10 million and made an appointment six months in advance, but I didn't even go to the celebration banquet after the war."
"Even if you can squeeze out a teaspoon of courtesy, this distinguished gentleman should hide the smell of rotting hormones on his body before meeting me."
Anushka turned her eyes back to her smart bracelet and sent a message to her new friend, saying nonchalantly: "I can't serve a gentleman who is still training a female slave in the cloakroom before going to a meeting."