Chapter 23 Teacher Shi
A single sentence from the number one account almost burned out Shi Cunjin's CPU.
After watching the comment section of many live broadcasts, Shi Cunjin has a basic impression of the overly straightforward and absurd "emotional views" of the insect tribe viewers. Comparing the 21st century and the insect tribe, this group of insect tribe viewers have brains similar to what the 21st century netizens call "super iron straight men".
People's knowledge and values are influenced by the education around them. In a strict class-based society like the insect tribe, most of the audience lack the channel to understand the male insects. They are unfamiliar with love and are not good at adapting to and imagining love.
Shi Cunjin seized on this point and made up a story to save himself by spending a lot of money.
Treat all Zerg as "super straight brains", and everything will not be that difficult.
But he didn't expect that there are worms outside worms, and there is also an 'ultimate straight line' besides the 'super straight brain'.
What are the values of this number one person... Even if he is a bug, how can a bug's first reaction after seeing the love stories of the two people being affectionate be to physically cling to each other like "the left atrium of my heart sticking to your right atrium"?
Man, is your view on love a bit cult?
Shi Cunjin opened his chat box and read it from the beginning.
-21:05
Standard A567: [Are you Fate Wynn's brother? ]
-21:15
Standard A567: [Are you Fate Wynn's comrade-in-arms? ]
-21:31
Standard A567: [Are you the military heiress who raised Fate Wynn? ]
-21:55
Standard A567: [I know that feeling.]
Standard A567: [--[Video compression attachment.zip]--]
-At 22:05, the last private message was a heart-opening comment that made Shi Cunjin question himself.
Shi Cunjin realized that these comments reflected the feelings of the top brother when he read the story.
A567 was obviously immersed in the story. He did not post any comments but sent a private message directly to the backstage. When he was feeling emotional, he directly sent a video.
Could this video represent the moment when his heart was moved?
Shi Cunjin was also a little curious about what it would be like for an orthodox high-ranking military woman to fall in love.
He clicked to download the video, and it told the system to start anti-virus. The confused system immediately turned on the virtual IP and waited patiently. If a tracking virus popped up while the video file was being downloaded, it would immediately punch it twice!
The video downloads quickly and is only 1:36 seconds long.
In the cover image of the paused video, there is a still misty sky and deep blue sea. A gloomy natural seascape is mechanically controlled in a small window frame, like a Monet oil painting with artistic and melancholy tones.
This picture, which can be called a work of art, reminded Shi Cunjin of a poem for some reason: The flying petals are as light as dreams, and the endless drizzle is as fine as sorrow.
Thinking about the previous reckless words of this number one, which were all about stories and love, Shi Cunjin's vigilance receded a little. He inexplicably felt that this number one seemed to be a romantic person?
Shi Cunjin clicked on the video directly, and was severely hit by the "romantic video".
Whenever the video cache moves, the camera image keeps shaking up and down, as if someone is pulling the recorder, flipping it up and down like a whirlwind or a tornado. The visual effect of the camera explodes within 2 seconds, and can make people with 3D sickness vomit water in an instant.
The video content is sometimes pitch black, and sometimes a moment of light can be recorded. When the picture is unclear, the sound comes first. The video dubbing is extremely harsh, with all kinds of strange sonic booms, earth-shaking explosions, lightning, and terrifying wails that only living people can make, which are integrated into the video BGM.
The camera of the recorder was shaking up and down, and in the clear picture, the crystal white waves turned into a catastrophic level of waves! The deep blue waves were rolling, as if an underwater volcano was erupting and howling at the sky!
This is a short video about the disaster!
The poetic and picturesque sky with drizzling rain turned into Lin Daiyu uprooting a weeping willow in a second. The cloudy clouds were filled with rumbling thunder and lightning, as if the Norse god of thunder was above the clouds, roaring and hammering the forging god hammer Mjölnir, striking down lightning and raising strong winds in response to the eruption and provocation of the sea god Njord.
The extremely exaggerated scene of the confrontation between the sky and the sea made Shi Cunjin involuntarily think of various myths. Even in the 21st century, he had only seen such scenes in various science fiction disaster movies that focused on catastrophic events.
During the struggle between the two ancient gods of nature, a raging fire broke out on the churning sea surface. In an instant, Shi Cunjin could see countless broken pieces of huge mechas floating in the sea water. They were thrown high into the air by the waves and then heavily shattered.
The sea water was swirling with leaked machinery oil, as if in the video, the Transformers crew and Pacific Rim crew were fighting a huge battle here. The battle was extremely brutal, with red and black waves, and the crests of the waves were filled with a mixture of humanoid and giant monster limbs.
This is a suspected, possible, and 99% likely clip of a march record of A567 himself.
This is actually a wartime record of a high-ranking military girl fighting a monster on the battlefield!
Shi Cunjin's face suddenly turned red, his heart felt like a fawn, and his blood pumping as fast as a young eagle spreading its wings.
No, is it really okay for you to send this kind of classified battlefield recording footage to a random stranger on the Internet? ?
How much military authority do you have? Be careful of being reported and investigated!
Coincidentally, new message came from the other side.
Standard A567: [This is a victory for me. I will be promoted and transferred after I win.]
Standard A567: [It was tragic. All my comrades died. In the Chaos Sea Battle, only 6 comrades from our legion branch survived.]
Standard A567: [Why is Carol's heart beating? I can't describe it exactly, but I understand his feeling]
Standard A567: [I swam upstream from the depths of the whirlpool, pushing aside the thick layer of machine oil and mecha wreckage with all my strength. This was the feeling I had when I took my first breath of air.]
Standard A567: [You write beautifully and powerfully. ]
Standard A567: [Do you want to say that Fate has become Carol's new lifeline? ]
When the video reached more than 6 seconds, the system realized something was wrong and immediately paused and zoomed out. Shi Cunjin was already a little speechless.
This was the first time that Shi Cunjin saw an alien battlefield. Before today, his concept of the Zerg going on expeditions every year and fighting aliens every year was only based on the literal information in the original novel.
In the second second after the video was clicked, Shi Cunjin's heartbeat soared. The twins who were playing with knives quietly were frightened by the sound outside the video and stood up subconsciously.
With a thud, the two little heads hit the bottom of the table. The hotel table was made of hard plastic and steel, and was nailed to the ground, hitting Luo Lai and Luo Li so hard that they squatted back trembling, holding their heads.
The huge 'bang' sound failed to draw Shi Cunjin's attention. His lips turned pale, his neck and face turned red, and his heart almost broke through his ribs and jumped out screaming.
It took Shi Cunjin a long time to recover.
As soon as I slowed down, I felt my thighs being pulled tightly together, and they were painful.
Shi Cunjin lowered his head, Luo Lai and Luo Li hugged his legs tightly, he looked up at his uncle with a dazed look and tears in the corners of his eyes.
Shi Cunjin took a deep breath and checked Luo Lai and Luo Li's heads while coaxing them. After asking some questions, he found out that apart from the pain in the twins' heads, not even a single hair had been knocked out. Instead, the bottom of the hard plastic table provided by the hotel was slightly dented.
No matter how Shi Cunjin coaxed them, he couldn't get the two little ones back to their original state. Luo Lai and Luo Li clung to their uncle's legs again, like two entangled vines.
Shi Cunjin did not try to open the video again. It was too early for him to watch this first-person perspective documentary.
A few words from the top guy on the list + a short video with real people made the anchor's heart beat faster, his face flushed, and his soul flew out of his head.
It sounds ambiguous, right? Do you feel the atmosphere is getting pink? The Zerg version of the No. 1 post, with a bloody battlefield riding on your face at the beginning, the atmosphere is too red, straight to hell.
After Shi Cunjin calmed his heartbeat, he looked at the chat window of the number one user. The red dot indicating unread messages disappeared, and a gray 'read' sign and 'the other party has downloaded' sign for each message were lit next to the message.
Model A567: [I have also gone against the current, sunk into the sea, and floated into the sky. I have a heart that reaches the goal. ]
Shi Cunjin figured out something: This number one on the list has severe post-war PTSD?
He was angry and wanted to laugh. If Carol's upstream, sea and sky were as fierce as yours, he would have drowned.
With the "read" prompt appearing in real time after each message, the other party realized that the host was reading his chat box, and Standard A567 went straight to the point.
Standard A567: [Carol and Fate can succeed. Looking at the probability data, I only need to apply for a date with a gentle male insect. I am only one step away from success, right?]
Shi Cunjin looked at the subtle information revealed by these questions and seemed to be thinking about something.
When emotions are translated into words, one can sometimes get a glimpse into a person's personality and thoughts. This senior military girl... seems to have never had a successful date experience?
He is the most standard person, believing in the super straight-line cult love concept of one-for-one exchange. There is no way that Standard A567 can successfully date Mr. Male Insect, right?
Standard A567 is on the list of important supporting characters that Shi Cunjin is suspicious of. If such an important supporting character has no experience in love, but changes his attitude towards love because of reading his story, and thus moves the stalled plot line forward... Shi Cunjin suddenly gets a reasonable way to cheat!
What if, to some extent, he used the pure love story to mobilize the emotions of all the Zerg supporting characters in the whole text except the male protagonist, subtly influenced their concepts of love, and pushed the plot forward by cheating?
Shi Cunjin pondered, this method has both advantages and disadvantages. In the early stage, he can cheat by using this roundabout way of saving the country and earn plot point energy to profit for himself.
But in the middle and late stages, not to mention the supporting characters, after the second protagonist's mind changes, can the male protagonist really have a happy ending with the male protagonist?
But if he doesn't take shortcuts, he will probably be stuck in this world for a long time.
While Shi Cunjin was deep in thought, his bracelet vibrated slightly.
Standard A567: [Is it?] Read
Standard A567: [I know you are watching, right?] Read
Shi Cunjin typed a reply: [First, you need to find a doctor.]
[Also, don't bring a male insect to a place like this for a date. It's against the law.]
He just wanted to reap some benefits and never thought about becoming Hannibal from another world. Shi Cunjin pondered for a moment and planned to reply in a more literary way.
After all, I smashed so many gifts, I can’t say…
The next second, the list will be back in one second.
-22:45:36
Standard A567: [I am not injured and do not need a doctor.] Read
[That's a monster battlefield. How can I take the male insect down there?] Read
-22:45:38
Standard A576: [*****] Unread
---Standard A567 withdraws a message---
-22:45:40
Standard A567: […Your idea is really dangerous.] Read
Shi Cunjin was almost frightened to the point of having a heart attack:……:)?
He closed A567's chat box and switched to look at the other two 'marshals' in gold frames, and asked the system to help him filter his overflowing mailbox.
"Only read emails from official accounts, ignore all self-recommendations, accept emails from businesses, and pay attention to any emails from military units."
The system listened silently, and when it heard the last one, it became nervous and assured Teacher Shi: "Don't worry! I hid the IP address very well, it will never be discovered! There will be no problem with Captain Romeo!!"
Shi Cunjin indicated that it was all right. He comforted the system and said meaningfully, "Stupid, it would be better if the email had a military unit number at the head."
The system was confused by what was said and went to filter the mail obediently.
Shi Cunjin lowered his head and found that the other two SVIPs were no pushovers either.
The abbreviated reply in the chat box of Christmas Hat is: [Are you inclined to show goodwill to the military? Do you want to cross racial classes? ] Unread
Red Heart's abbreviated reply in the chat box is: [Are you among these bugs? Are you a bee? ] Unread
As Shi Cunjin opened the chat box, the red dot disappeared and a message appeared above the chat box: typing...
Shi Cunjin's heart skipped a beat. He subconsciously placed his hands on the table, like a student who had solved a difficult math problem. His dark grey eyes were as cold as metal under the hotel lights.
The big boss on the gold list is all about sticking close to the anchor and making your heart beat fast.
The author has something to say:
The flying flowers are as light as dreams, and the endless drizzle is as fine as sorrow - quoted from Huanxisha
The values of the bottom are even more distorted than those of his twins, and he is also a true iron-blooded warrior. He will return to normal after slowly getting along with Teacher Shi. Teacher Shi is not only the author of the story for him, but he also uses the old plot of redeeming a mad dog in the middle and late stages.