Chapter 232 New teaching material: Dog performance method!
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[Teacher Fate, why did my eldest brother only get the Prison Star Fashion Electrotherapy Package after using shameless means on you? ]
【#Science City Chief#】【#Twisting fingers#】
【#Fitt Daily Black Capital Alliance#】
[Enough, I say enough! Since the 19th century, the Capital Alliance has been the birthplace of new modern etiquette! Today, the Zerg of our Capital Alliance will have a face-to-face meeting with the Legion Zerg offline! Even if the Legion Zerg forces us to jump out of the window and escape, we will remember to keep our hairstyle! ]
[Please contact me quickly, Fate. I have the most complete gossip about the Capital Alliance's century-old nobles! The faction is responsible for correcting the image of District 1! ]
[Official Operation of the Thousand Stars City: Dare to promise! The Chief of Hephis District 10 has never had such an image public relations crisis! ]
【…】【Did an official gold label just fly over? 】
Southern District Science and Technology Exchange Platform:
[Completely anti-peeping and anti-eavesdropping silent one-way glass? Does the built-in technology use a full set of nano-grade special materials? No, if the entire set of glass uses nano-technology, mirror-level clarity cannot be guaranteed. ]
[Is Fit just imagining things? Glass can indeed be used as a sound wave carrier for anti-theft technology, but it conflicts with the particle refraction anti-peeping technology currently on the market.]
[Wait, is this another hint from Fate that he needs this special technology that is both simple and beautiful? Is he soliciting bids for military technology in the Far East?]
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[Summoning the technical master!! 2 minutes have passed! Why hasn’t the forum posted a tutorial on Belis Law’s hand-entanglement yet!!]
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[First of all, the basic grip strength of an adult female insect is around 350 kilograms. The grip strength of the land soldier department can double again in the second semester of the first year. My team members and I conducted a quick experiment. If we want to reach the state of Belis Luo's clenched hands and tense to the point of slight muscle spasm in a short period of time, the land soldier department needs to conduct about 3 hours of simulated battlefield training; the mecha soldiers need to maintain a strong concentration state in the simulation room, kill about 5 medium-sized alien beasts in a row, and must behead them with one blow. The intelligence soldiers and the command system need to enter the gravity room for 2 hours... In short, this method of the protagonist of the Capital Alliance cannot be used by the military female! ! ]
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[Is Belis Rowe weak? Why does he get a muscle spasm so easily?]
[Cicada species are really not like this!! Um, I'm a medium A, and I'm also a web-winged cicada, I'm not that weak...]
[Damn it! Belis Rowe's show of weakness was absolutely, absolutely, absolutely an act!!]
Knowledge Channel Area.
@Fit: […
The scene in the mirror is really funny.]
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[I didn't believe the reflection's movements at first.
Yes. I was in an awkward situation, with ghosts everywhere, and I needed to think more about everything.
When I first arrived at Prometheus, I was already in my middle prime, and although I was unmarried, I had seen many female insects show their affection to male insects.
I have quite a few female brothers above me, each of whom is married to another old-school family.
In the past, I always received help from my brothers; most of the time it was some stupid gift consultation, a few times, a brother would ask me if he treated the engagement gentleman "such and such", would the engagement gentleman be disgusted? Oh, such and such with double quotation marks.
And before the crystal wall collapse, I was engaged to a female Nosid.
I know how female insects will show their affection to a noble, they will use all the resources at their disposal to perform a play that the noble will like to watch. As the play goes on, both the female insect and the male insect believe that they are really in love with each other.
The male worm falls in love with the illusion of love, while the female worm falls in love with the victory of deceiving the male worm.
I have 17 nephews, 10 of whom had genetic slippage and 2 did not survive the developmental month.]
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[Teacher Fate teaches online how to fight the fake love tactics of the Capital Alliance Zerg Clan. Is it a bit of a map gun...]
[Teacher Fate, if you defeat the Capital Alliance, we will no longer be able to attack the Eastern Sky Bow Star Region! ! ! ! ! ]
【The East Sky Bow Star Region is the second largest star region. Not all the high-level species and privileged species on high-level stars are as full of eyes as the Capital Alliance Zerg Clan! The day before yesterday, I was deceived by the idiot who offered the "Military Doctor" special gift bundle with the Carnival offline limited peripheral medals and got 2 billion gold and two alien lord star energy cores! 】
@Fit: […
Later I came to believe that it was because... it was actually a bit rude to say it out loud.
Bayliss was standing very close to me in the balcony room, and I could clearly hear the changes in his breathing.
Sometimes it's light, sometimes it's absent, and sometimes it's just a slight inhale.
He was dressed in a dignified and elegant leather suit, with medals of honor he had received over the past decade neatly displayed on his chest. The curve of the smile on his lips was so precise that it could be featured on a promotional poster. Everything about him was exquisite and luxurious.
But when he stood next to me, he was like a beast without manners, shame, and only had primitive instincts. From the second he stood next to me, he had been sniffing my scent.
His breathing was sometimes light and sometimes not. I kept listening. From the moment he entered the balcony hall to the second before he left, he did not exhale a breath of oxygen. He just sniffed...he listened to my breathing by sniffing. The artificial moonlight outside fell on his body and silver hair. He stood quietly and smiled, which made me feel strangely pressured and also produced a little disgust born of fear.
But it was so contradictory. I felt nauseous and scared, and I was a little dazed, as if I had gone back to the past.
Baylis's weird...smell condition has existed since childhood.
In the past, when I was a child, Bayliss, who always walked on my shadow, would do this when I was angry or sad; he would imitate the behavior of a pet puppy he saw in a documentary, put his head on my knees, breathe lightly and sometimes not, and his face would turn red after a while. We were both young at that time, my tail scales had not yet shed their shells for the first time, and his organs and limbs were still developing. Bayliss's lungs could not support him breathing for too long. He learned this posture because of the warning my mother-in-law gave him when he spent money to buy him when we first met.
——Nameless, you must remember who gave you the right to continue breathing. Every day from now on, the sunshine shining on you, the rain and dew falling on you, the breeze blowing across your face, everything you see and feel are generously bestowed by Monesa Ross.
At that time, he lived in a cage, had no name, could not speak the common language, and could only recognize some syllables. The only authority he was familiar with and obeyed was the whip and pain. He knew nothing.
Logically, this kind of insect has only known pain and violence since childhood, and its personality should be twisted and manic. But Belis is not like that. He has a good memory and a natural sharp intelligence. Even though he was born in mud, can't speak, and is ignorant of the world, he can quickly seize opportunities.
When I was young, I liked long-haired pets for a while, but I was allergic to fine wool, so I could only watch pet documentaries.
One day, I was frustrated at school and sat in the greenhouse for a long time in a bad mood. I refused to listen to anyone who tried to persuade me and ordered the guardian to drive away my brother who came to comfort me. Baylis, who had been standing quietly beside me, suddenly squatted down, imitated the content of the documentary, and put his face on my knees, pretending to be a puppy trying to please me.
Pretending to be a pet puppy and sniffing to please his owner is a way that Bayliss learned without any guidance or hint from a teacher, just by watching educational documentaries.
At that time, the teacher had not taught him social common sense and self-esteem; Belis was a humanoid beast educated and tamed by servants. He had a pair of rare golden eyes, which made me stand in front of his cage for a few seconds. My mother bought him as a gift for my travels, and later he became an accompanying servant.
At that time, I looked at Belis in surprise and astonishment as he suddenly changed his state.
I kept watching him and he kept acting like he was in a documentary.
But he is not a real dog, and he has not learned any biological knowledge. He only knows how to sniff and does not understand the laws of luck.
Soon, his breathing became rapid.
I quickly called the guardian and asked him to teach him how to calm down.
After he recovered,
When I was young, I touched his hair and said, "You'd better die of stupidity."
Bayliss did not respond. He did not speak the Common Tongue very well at that time, and every word he spoke had a strange accent.
I told him he was stupid, but he just lowered his head and imitated the behavior of the puppy in the documentary, silently rubbing my knee with his wet nose. In the documentary, the puppy rubbed more to get the owner's love, praise, forgiveness and kindness, and he learned it one by one.
He is smart but also clumsy.
I like his almost instinctive intelligence, and I don't want it to be overwhelmed by uncivilized stupidity.
I started to keep him with me for a long time, going to the family school together, listening to the teacher's lectures together. I taught him to write his own name, stand up and walk, and understand the world.
The next year, Bayliss stopped using the puppy-dog way to please me. I didn't care. He had self-esteem and grew a straight spine, so he naturally wouldn't learn the undignified begging style again.
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I never imagined that, years later, I would still see the puppy reaction in Bayliss.
The Prometheus enrollment banquet is one of the world-famous places of fame and fortune. The chief of District 13 dressed up and displayed his strength and interests, appropriate concessions and teasing, maintaining the sophisticated methods of the advanced insect race that I am familiar with and very vigilant about; but in the balcony hall separated by a wall, behind the magnificent mirror, he abnormally suppressed his instinctive breathing, smiled and maintained a boring chat with me for nearly 2 hours.
If, at the beginning, the hands tightly clasped behind the back were a show using the venue decoration, it was a smooth and familiar way of showing goodwill.
For the next two hours, Bayliss stayed close to me and chatted with me in a low voice. I was also infected by his abnormality. At first, I wanted to see how long he could hold it in. He was not a military henchman, and his race's penis did not have any special structure. If he kept sniffing without exhaling, his lungs would not be able to hold in for long and would bleed.
But... well, two hours. He just endured it for two hours without changing his expression.
Like an animal that has been thirsty for water for months, it will drink from a pond in an oasis without caring about anything else. Even if its belly is bloated and its stomach is broken, it will still open its mouth wide and stick out its tongue to continue drinking.
It's like burning your life.
It's funny and silly, and reminds me of when he was a kid, he would pretend to be a puppy even when his nose was wet with tears from choking.]
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【New teaching material: Dog performance method! 】
[Suffocation? Holding breath! ? Legion bugs can learn this question!!]
[Do you like to see female insects crying? Do you like to kiss them while they cry? ]
[I can be your instructor, puppy, servant, and a jerk who oppresses you and makes you hate me at the same time!!! Thank you for your guidance, Big Female Father! I will go to Prison Star to purchase the goods now! ]
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@Fit: […
That night I took the initiative to end the small talk and applied to go to District 13 for study.
As for the rest of the story, well, at least in terms of work, Belis has pretty much told us everything, and the interview time is about the same... huh?
Do you want to know our childhood stories?
You are actually curious about the betrayal that Belis is talking about.
That's fine. (Note: Speaking honestly to you has a miraculous effect.)
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I met Bayliss in the last month of my fifth year.
When I turned 6, I was about to experience my first growth spurt, a memorable day. My parents made time to take me on a vacation.
During the trip, several major events occurred in the Alliance.
The Alliance forces tracked down the last of the old-age rebels to a planet where they were hiding.
My final destination was the closed area where the Alliance was holding the rebels of the old era.
The Zerg are a race that continues the future through blood ties. Well, this means that among the rebel families of the old times, there are naturally some of my parents’ intergenerational or distant relatives.
My parents were in a hurry and temporarily changed their route to the closed area, fearing that there might be blood relatives among the main criminals detained.
Not that they care much about distant relatives whom they have never met.
They rushed over just to deal with it in time and clear themselves of blood ties.
After all.
This group of old-time rebels are extremely guilty. If they had not made reckless decisions, leading to the complete collapse of the Four District Alliance Channel System of the last century, the United Alliance might not have been born.
Yes, those great events of the century you learned about in Protestant history.
The 2000 Black Hole Gate secondary fission disaster.]
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[Teacher, this is a love story, right? ]
[Which army group’s insect summoning scene was successful? ! ! ! ]
[What a shocking event name? ? Is the background setting of Belis Rowe so fashionable? ? ]