Chapter 39 Teacher Shi’s Iron Slap
[HOT! You actually put this plot in the book???]
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[First floor, first page: I can't believe it! The anchor actually put all the new Carol plots into the racial bonus. Are you okay? The anchor didn't remind you that the book is limited to purchase. The offline paper media is only available in some high-end planet stores? Are you allergic to Jinlu? ]
【First floor, first page: Who understands? I thought the offline version was just a re-print of the full text. When I saw those fans going crazy to grab the pre-sale spot, I was still laughing at them for being stupid. But my comrade got it. The online full text is 30,000 words and the offline version is 45,000, which also includes new intimate interactions! You didn’t say anything at all! It’s unnecessary, right? Huh? I’m so pissed. Where did you learn marketing methods? You only care about the volunteers, and don’t care about other readers at all? Huh?】
[2F: Another dog with broken defense! Hahahahahahaha]
【3rd floor: So funny, these few days the post has been broken and has become a Nikkei post, so funny, what race are you, OP? Can I support you?】
[4th floor: Online piracy is illegal. If you are sincere, I will send you a voice message, hahahahaha! ]
【5th floor: Those of you who snatched the physical copy should not go too far! 】
[First floor, first page: Do you understand what a comrade is? I must have seen it before I complain! Psycho! ]
【First floor, first page: Besides, you, the anchor, are really wicked. It’s fine if there are 30 races, all different, but you’re so wicked! The first 100 limited editions of 30 races even have random illustrations inserted in them. It’s fine if they’re random, but you’re so wicked! The random illustrations actually have numbers!!! If you have the ability to make Easter egg collection cards, you have the ability to promote them!!! Fuck!!!】
【6th floor: ? 】
【7th floor: Huh? What numbered Easter egg insert card? ? What!!! OP, please explain clearly!! What is it!! Holy shit!!】
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【100910th floor: You, the original poster, had better go to the front line right after posting that one, so there won’t be any follow-up. The first 100, damn, only the first 100 pre-sale positions have random illustration collection cards? ? New data released by the official website of Green Group, [Roommate] 3 days offline 1 million additional sales, only the first 100 pre-sales have random illustrations, @Fate, you really should not reveal your address if you stay tonight, I will really drive a battle armor to visit you! ! ! ! 】
【100911th floor: The above person is wrong, guess why random illustrations are called random? My brother bought offline entities, high-level star coordinates, and his [roommate] has a random illustration card, numbered 69. 】
[100912th floor: I guess, the probability of one million to one is not as good as the first one hundred pre-sale positions. One million to one is more exaggerated than gambling. @Fite, you are using a very new marketing method. ]
[100913th floor: Is there any insect control? One million to one? ? ]
[100914th floor: It doesn’t matter, the law students will take action! This morning, I just submitted a new marketing law proposal to the relevant departments. Hefit, the random probability is one million to one, just wait for the market management to sanction! ]
[100915th floor: I say you guys who didn’t get the pre-sale and don’t know about the benefits shouldn’t be too enthusiastic. It’s really evil to push for laws to force anchors to increase the amount! ]
[100916th floor: Don’t be too fond of the card-breaking school, it’s okay, your opponents will take action! I just successfully submitted a proposal to limit virtual consumption for minors, so those little bugs who haven’t been weaned should just give me a card limit! Hahahahahaha! ]
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[First page of the first floor: I'm just here, I haven't looked at the AI for ten minutes, you guys have reached the 50,000th floor? ? Find a class to attend if you have nothing else to do? ? ]
[560001st floor: The real host has appeared! What’s next? What’s next? ]
[560002F: I put my cards on the table, but didn’t get anything. I’m just a kind-hearted person who wants to have a bite of food!!]
【First page on the first floor: It is illegal to move physical paper media online! 】
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[First floor, first page: ... just a little bit! A few paragraphs are excerpts of famous sayings, legal, fair, and correct behavior, please raise your hands when you conduct management inspections! ]
[666691st floor: I am dying of laughter. This damn desire to survive, I will also do a scene, it is legal…]
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[First floor, first page: Excerpt from a special edition of the Bladewing Dragon Tribe. Damn, @Fate really knows how to capture the characteristics of a race! The Bladewing Dragon Tribe has high endurance, they are really super M. Several people lost their composure halfway through the episode, and the alarm of the hormone collar was deafening in the crowd. In order to grab this special edition, I almost died! ]
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Fate dreamed about his military school days again, and the window of the old dormitory kept appearing in his dreams.
Young Carol sat by the window, reading quietly, and he stood by the door, a short distance between them.
In the dream, Fate just stood there, without moving or speaking.
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Fate woke up and kept kissing Carol who was sleeping beside her.
"What's wrong?"
Carol asked sleepily, "Nightmare?"
"What's the reason?"
Fate would never lie to Carol and never hide anything.
He said that perhaps because he was transferred back to become the pillar of the department, he interacted with all kinds of colleagues, subordinates, and superiors around him, and his circle of friends became wider and wider.
He had seen many young and energetic female insects fall and suffer heavy losses in their pursuit of you, from great ambition to utter disappointment.
Fite said these situations made him feel scared.
Carol lay on Fate's chest, kissed his wet eyelashes, and soothed him: "You are holding me."
Fate hugged Carol.
"When I really realize that I am just an unexpected probability, how can I not be afraid?"
Carol listened quietly to Fate's mumbling.
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He is a lovely fool. After 20 years of marriage, he finally realized the crisis awareness and maturity of a higher level.
He was a lovable fool who loved passionately and recklessly for 20 years before graduating from adolescence.
At the end of the conversation, Fate said, "Maybe, I'm old."
Fear only arises when you grow old and feel that life is passing away and that the fresh energy is gone forever.
"I'm getting old, I'm not getting any younger, I'm starting to look ahead, and the end is starting to weigh on me," Fite said.
Fate said: "You have been part of my life for half of my life, and until tonight, I realized that I am not that strong."
Carol understood what made Fate become like this.
Fate was transferred back from the Rover to serve as the chief on the ground. His pace of life slowed down, and he began to pay attention to many small things that he had never paid attention to in the past, such as the sharp rocks on the beach after the tide receded.
However, Carol's heart softened because of Fate's confession.
This lovable fool was slow to react to how hard it was to get all this, and the first thing he did was to tell him.
Fate never thought of using the life experience and progress he had made in recent years on Carol. Instead, he sadly revealed his weakness in front of his partner and asked, what should we do?
Isn't this just handing everything over and letting the judgement take place?
Fate once had a free and wild heart, but now, this heart has fallen heavily into Carol's hands.
Carol kissed him and asked, "If you could go back in time, would you come to me again?"
Walk towards me who makes you no longer free to yearn for the sea of stars.
Fate said, “Yes.”
Carol was stunned by the neatness.
Fate moved, facing Carol, his voice hoarse and gentle: "Do you know what your expression was when we talked about that time when you attacked me with harsh, arrogant and contemptuous words?"
Carol no longer remembers.
After he married Fate, in order to withstand the pressure of the court, he changed into a different person with sarcasm and contempt. Carol had no memory of this kind of thing.
Fate said: "At that time, your mouth said no, your words said no, but your eyes said, save me."
"I was thinking, hey, why are this guy's eyelashes so long? Is he shaking? Why are his eyelashes shaking? Why are his eyes watering? Why is he saying such harsh words but looking so weak as if he is suffocating?"
"You know I come from a bad family. When I was very young, I saw dying insects. They lay on the dirty ground, their bodies hypothermic, their eyes were sometimes dull, sometimes full of fear, their eyelashes blinking and slowly becoming stiff."
"I was thinking, wow, this guy is such a jerk, wow, this guy is such a jerk, wow."
Fate's mature, husky bass voice said to Carol now, "Wow, I really want to take him away."
"By then, I will be helpless against you."
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The male's evil instincts filled Carol's brain as never before.
In his life, he had never felt such a strong desire as at this moment.
He wanted to hold Fate forever, to live together and to die together.]
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【680001st floor: …】
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【689999F: Damn it, @Fate, you are looking down on Jinlu by staying here tonight? This plot is only included in the special of the Bladewing Dragon Clan??? Damn it I am!! You are!! He is!!】
【690000 floor: Are you here sending a telegram? 】
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[700000 floor: I give up, who are you looking down on? The offline sales are only one million? There is no bug to blow up the official of Green Group? Why is this plot only placed in the book of one race? @Fate, don’t be too partial to the knife-winged dragonfly species! ]
[700001st floor: Why not write this kind of super happy plot live? Online audiences are not worthy of tasting pure sweetness??? Fuck you＊＊＊＊!! Fate!! 】
【700002F: F**k you! ! Money back! 】
[700003F: Take a physical bonus book here, upstairs, I can give you the difference in postage!!]
【700002nd floor, page 2: Get lost.】
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Shi Cunjin exited this post and browsed other hot posts. The situation was similar to the one above. Excerpts from 30 special editions could be seen everywhere in the forum.
But this kind of sharing made the readers who didn't buy it even more greedy.
Especially, those readers who are of the same race but didn’t buy the game, directly turned into Internet perverts, and quickly pursued their own race who bought the bonus online, using all kinds of soft and hard tactics, trying to have voice chats online, forcing their own race from other planets thousands of miles away to shout, “Don’t come over here, you pervert!!!”
Because the copyright laws in this world are extremely strict, for offline print books, the maximum amount of content that can be promoted cannot exceed 15%.
Readers who found out about it later and didn’t get to buy it were extremely resentful. Apart from this hotly shared post, the rest of the comments in the forum were all complaining about the Green Group and the host Fate!
Normally, Shi Cunjin would never look at this kind of post, but he couldn't help but see that there were several other styles with different designs in it.
【HOT! It is imperative to promote the virtual consumption bill for minors!!!】
Shi Cunjin clicked on it and saw that the content was saying that offline physical books were directly bought out by wealthy underage high school students.
Other readers who were unable to purchase the book complained bitterly.
Among them, several IDs with rhythmic sounds are obviously from the legal field.
【HOT! One hundred limitations of exclusive copyright! 】
Shi Cunjin clicked on it and saw that half of the content was a serious discussion of the validity period of the exclusive license, and the other half was about the fact that the number of copies released by Chong Green Group this time was too small.
Shi Cunjin walked out of the building, slid down, and his eyelids twitched again.
【HOT! Try to replicate 30 racial erotic scenes! 】
When Shi Cunjin clicked on it, he found that the content was actually a female sub-female and a female military officer performing an interactive demonstration, producing food and delivering benefits to readers who did not buy the book.
The expressions of the two protagonists look as if they received tragic news about the whole family's devastation yesterday, and today they have to be 007, with more resentment than a ghost.
Cun Jin couldn't help laughing when he saw it, and he started to search the building. It turned out that these two military girls were from the same legion, and more than ten of their comrades in the legion had snatched the special edition.
However, these dozen or so female soldiers ended up fighting because of unequal sharing and different racial bonus contents.
When their corps chief learned about this, he was so angry that he forced them to apologize for their cooperation. The comrade who was hanging around in the building broke the news.
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[22220F: I laughed so hard that I wanted to die hahahaha, the original words of the General Manager were, since you like it, then carry it through to the end! ]
[22221F: Hahahahahaha, there are more than just one group, there are more than ten of them in a messy combination, after the performance, they have no worldly desires at all hahahahaha! ]
[22222F: Am I the only one who envied you guys for being able to snatch all 30 races’ bonuses? ! What kind of internet speed! ]
[22223F: It’s not the internet speed. Our squad leader took Bug to a physical bookstore and squatted to open the door. The bookstore called the police right away. It was so funny.]
[22224F: Anyway, thank you, General! What kind of army are you? I will buy your army ticket for the military performance this year! ! ! ]
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[33330th floor: Good bugs, have a safe life, thank you, General! This year, we will sell out all the tickets for your military performance! ]
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After Shi Cunjin finished reading it, he was amazed by the effect of the physical book!
The first physical book was able to initially involve relevant departments of society! Shi Cunjin thought that this would be the credit of his second story!
However, the new legal proposals proposed in the hot posts are all very strange.
In three years, Shi Cunjin might really use the fake identity of Roland Sariel to reach the higher planet! And openly meet the Excellency from Cat's Eye!
Shi Cunjin has no plan to acknowledge the male protagonist as her relative, but there is no doubt that three years later, if she can get close to the male protagonist with a reasonable and influential identity, and influence the male protagonist who has just awakened his memory like a Christmas hat, and make the male protagonist remain true to his heart, then the official A567's view on love should also be softened by him, and everything will go smoothly!
Shi Cunjin was even happier than knowing about the changes in the plot!
The original work is ruined and crises are lurking everywhere.
At that time, Cun Jin saw that the carefully designed plan was implemented without error and produced an impact in reality, turning into a real invisible weapon, waiting for the opportunity to help him take a step towards success. For the first time, Cun Jin felt at ease in this strange world.
This horrible alien world has imprisoned Shi Cunjin, and now, he finally smashes one of the stone prison pillars and hears the sound of freedom.
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Shi Cunjin left the forum, entered the live broadcast account, and wrote a new live broadcast preview: see you tomorrow night at 20:55.
The new preview notification is online, reminding all viewers and readers who follow and subscribe to @Fite that the posts on the personal website forum are super popular!
Shi Cunjin's account started to lag again, and many new messages came in. He didn't click on them immediately, but switched back to Christmas Hat's chat box to read the messages.
---Withdraw message x10---
SVIP Christmas Hat: [You and I are the same. 】
SVIP Christmas hat: [right? ]
@菲特: [Don’t touch porcelain.]
Reply immediately.
SVIP Christmas Hat: [I'm sorry for offending you. 】
SVIP Christmas Hat: [Let's be honest and play a game with me. 】
SVIP Christmas Hat: [I lost. Frankie Miller Janning is at your disposal. ]
@Fit: [:-D]
@Fate: [Your father is the only one qualified to say this]
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Capital League.
balcony.
Fran read the message carefully and kept thinking, is Fate in my circle?
Impossible, he is not afraid of Jian Ning at all.
The core family of the Capital Alliance is not an exaggeration. He is not afraid of this. The sky? Cat's eyes?
Fran began to recall the gentlemen she had socialized with while writing her reply.
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Black Shield Star.
Shi Cunjin took off her bracelet and put it on the table, then got up to wash the teacup. Twenty minutes later, she came back and continued sending messages.
After reading it casually, the Christmas hat was proving its control over financial power again. Shi Cunjin sat down, reviewed the character card and key words, and wrote them down.
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@Fate: [You are so cute. You even learned about Fubuki Grape from me. Are you brave enough to use Jinlu to show off?]
@Fate: [You are so obsessed with it that you believe it completely. Is the fake face you usually use so sticky that you can't take it off?]
@Fite: [What did your etiquette teacher teach you? Lesson 1, greetings.]
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Capital League.
balcony.
Fran's face and ears began to swell again. He was sure that it was anger, but his fingers trembled uncontrollably.
Fran pursed her lips tightly, causing her breathing to tremble, as if there was a crybaby lodged in her throat, making this disgusting sound.
Fran clenched her teeth, her black pupils more focused than ever before, the false feelings faded away, and the infiltrating malice surfaced.
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SVIP Christmas Hat: [Hello, teacher. 】
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Shi Cunjin considered the scale and recalled a hunting trip in Kazakhstan where an experienced local hunter took them to hunt wolves.
The hunter said in English with a strong accent: "Wolves are beasts that hunt in groups. They are cunning and hold grudges. Even if you scare them away, they will still follow you from a distance and drain your energy."
"You must aim your gun at the wolf, even if you have no bullets."
"They are beasts, and they are only afraid of gunpowder that hurts them. In their eyes, humans are two-legged sheep."
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@Fate: [How does it feel to take off the mask and vent all your evil intentions?]
SVIP Christmas hat: [……]
SVIP Christmas Hat: [Pray, you better not lose. 】
@Fate: [I'm waiting for you to find me on your own.]
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Capital League.
balcony.
Fran's hands seemed to be burned by fire. He suddenly took off the smart bracelet and raised his hand high but never threw it away.
He almost bit his lips off before he put down the smart bracelet, opened the chat page, and took screenshots.
@Fate: [Little pervert.] Screenshot
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Black Shield Star.
Shi Cunjin's smart bracelet rang with a special message alert tone. He switched out of the Christmas hat chat box and clicked on the message from Standard A567.
SVIP Standard A567: [There are illustration card Easter eggs in the bonus? ]
SVIP A567: [Live broadcast tomorrow, how much does it top the charts, do you consider upselling? ]
Shi Cunjin: ...
The cool CEO image built up in Chapter 20 was shattered.
How come you are so diligent in posting on the forum? Don’t you have a job?
The author has something to say:
[Roommate] The serialization has ended and the reality-affecting chapter has officially ended.