Chapter 44: Outlaw x God of Rice
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When Shi Cunjin and the Wasp Army were exchanging verbal attacks via email, using legal clauses to tear each other apart, and trying to shift the blame to each other, the Four Armies in the comment section exploded!
The first active piece of information was: How come it is another completely new reading genre!
The review scouts frantically dug into the details of the previous article, as savagely as badgers digging for earthworms in the ground. They cut a few thousand words into paragraphs and studied them in great detail.
The plain and simple opening remarks, Milan Clement's self-introduction, the details of his birth background, his growth and military service experience, the paradoxical perspective narration and interview style, etc., were all carefully read.
[Stereotypes are not good. I thought this was also a story about a female insect protagonist. My face was swollen. 】
[B-Class! B-Class! Ahhh, a wild B-Class! ! ! ]
[It was a good decision for the foster father to run away! In that era, the Protection Court had not yet been established. Once the sex of the male insect was determined after breaking out of the shell, it would never be possible for it to return to its original family! Thank you, foster father! ]
[The cunning Fate is playing tricks again, and the biographical Milan is also deceiving the reporters, but it doesn't matter! I like this! Imagine that my military doctor is you, ah, gentle hands, ah, gentle comfort, ah, caring medical advice, ah, tentacles, stand up! ]
[Your real-life military doctor: Stop hating me, get lost. ]
[Your real military doctor: I see your next goal is to become a cadaver teacher. ]
[Your real-life military doctor: It would be rude not to perform an autopsy on you.]
[Which pervert is out of the cage? Sorry, Mr. Milan will just cut you open, so forget it. ]
[Mr. Milan seems indifferent, but he is actually very kind! When he was dying, he was still thinking about saving a female recruit! ]
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[@Fate is really good at observation. Has he been on the battlefield? Death brings new life. Going to the land of the living, bidding farewell to the world for the last 3 minutes is to support the last protection for a life. Looking back at the details, Mr. Milan, I want to be the corpse in your hands! ! ]
[When the virtual military doctor sees this, he will shout, "Where did you come from?"
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The second hot topic of discussion is the strange perspective of the female insect protagonist, Joshua.
@Fate's new genre stunned millions of viewers, but soon, the audience turned the genre upside down.
They were exposed to an extremely new cognitive concept that reset the genre of literature!
At this moment, it is the fourth hour since the live broadcast started, and the traffic influx into the live broadcast room has exceeded 600w!
Although the insect population base of billions may seem large, these insects include larvae, old insects, and lower species that cannot connect to the star network.
Deduct these bugs that do not have the ability to access the Internet, and then deduct the millions of female soldiers who perform tasks without Internet access, the age-appropriate bugs who work hard and do not slack off, the bugs who go to school, the jet lag party, etc.
The number of nerds who are of appropriate age and have time to surf the Internet is only between 20 and 30 million. They are evenly distributed on all channels, surfing the Internet.
With four hours of live broadcast per day, the peak traffic volume exceeds 6 million active viewers, which is enough for @Fite to enter the top five of the live broadcast echelon in the entertainment area, stabilize the performance, and enter the list of star anchors of the year!
The super data myth created by @Fate on the [Knowledge] channel was broken by himself again!
These 6 million active viewers are mainly scattered on medium and high-level stars, with a few low-level stars with better technology. On average, every habitable star of the Zerg Alliance has @Fate's fans and viewers.
The fan base of @Fate is more diverse than that of the female military anchor. The pure love story accurately hits the interests of the entire insect race. The quality of the fans is extremely high and can stand out among the insect race.
The rich comments in the comment area create a dazzling encyclopedia.
【Joshua is a typical advanced species. After learning to read, the must-read education book for this kind of bug is the legal code. It is absolutely impossible for him to break the law knowingly! His speech to save the minister is very interesting, "It's really here", "Found it!", referring to the military plan filing leak, Joshua is like a cunning bug who checks the plan in advance! 】
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【“One million times” information explosion! This is the first time that Master Milan has met him from his perspective, but! Look carefully! Master Milan said that his clothes had been touched. If his gender identity was really exposed, Master Milan should not be in the senior ward at this moment, but should be sent to the First Legion under protection! This Joshua not only knew Master Milan’s gender in advance, but also kept it secret! Although Master Milan’s self-narration was a lot of blurring, there is no disconnection in the overall past! How could this Joshua know in advance! ?】
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[It's a bit like saving a game file, reading and overwriting it. After practicing it for millions of times, players will certainly be familiar with the fixed pattern. Joshua's one million times, can his life be enough to read the file!? ]
【Does this story involve theology? 】
【Science can’t explain it at all! 】
[The idea of a time machine? In 1600? It's impossible! The Alliance hasn't invented a time machine in 2000!]
[Is it possible that Joshua is a bug from the future? What about 2200 years later? Maybe it was an accident caused by a machine explosion while on a mission! ]
[He would have died long ago. Jumping 600 years? Do you know how terrifying the warp energy of interstellar travel is? The Mastermind from the Alien beast came over and tore his skull apart! ]
[Did you study to the point of amnesia? Did you forget the rumor warning the host gave at the beginning? ]
[…]
【Hahahaha @Fate: What is science? Ah, it doesn’t matter. I can spread rumors.】
[Why not take care of him if there is no insect control? @Male Insect Protection Court @Parliament]
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[I would like to call @Fite the master of emergency avoidance! ]
[Real news! There must be a legal team behind @Fate!! Otherwise, how could they change a story to a way to circumvent the law! Damn it! And they succeeded!]
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【I am so impressed, I am in awe! According to reliable insider information, August, the head star of the Protection Court, really drafted a virtual male insect protection plan! I heard that it has entered the second review stage. My peers and I were still guessing how @Fate's new story would be circumvented this time, and whether the Protection Court would really legislate to manage your virtual safety! The result, the result is fucking amazing! @Fate's operation is so cool!! According to the resetting gameplay guessed by the comment brothers, @Fate directly cut your life before and after, and the possible physical damage and the part about selling male insect images were completely stuffed into his memory! @Fate is firing on all cylinders this time! His move directly hits the vital point of the Protection Court. If the court wants to legislate restrictions for the second story, it must start with thought crimes, but this is absolutely impossible! Once the thought crime plan was drafted and submitted, the Ten and the Wanderers, who relied on racial superiority to promote recruitment, were the first to protest. @Fate, if he wasn't from a legal family, I would never believe it! God-level avoidance! Too arrogant! 】
【？ 】
[Don’t exaggerate, stupid fans! ]
【The draft of the virtual male insect protection bill has been reviewed, it is true. 】
[What is the madness of the Male Insect Protection Court? ? Really legislating for virtual characters? ? ]
[What kind of cat and mouse game is this? Fate is running in front and the court is chasing behind. Key can't even catch up. Hahahaha! ]
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[Brothers, something is wrong. Why didn't the Wasp Legion issue a warning or restraining order when Fate spread rumors about the Wasp Legion this time?]
【Smell the melon! 】
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【**! The news is out. 99% of this story is authorized by the Wasp Legion to @Fate and is a specially customized legion story! 】
【？ ？ ？】
[The court was backstabbed again! Hahahahaha!!!]
[Protection Court: Am I also a part of your play? ]
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[The Wasp Corps is about to drop out of the top ten. Asking the anchor to write a story is probably to improve the recruitment advantage! **! A corps of good chicken thieves! Poor students have a lot of stationery! 】
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[Is this really not illegal? Say something, Court of Protection!]
[Go back upstairs, look who wrote the story? This is a law-breaker, a top student with a maxed-out evasion skill, the number one trouble that the court and the parliament want, the fantasy savior of female insects, the God of Food! @Fate personally took action! ]
[There are so many bugs.JPG Does Fit need to open several hotels? Funny.JPG]
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The comment section exploded, the [Knowledge] channel headquarters also exploded, physics.
Since taking office, the supervisor, Medila, had never seen such a level of traffic overnight. He prepared an office lobby, hundreds of servers, and hundreds of customer service super-managers in advance, but! Under the peak live traffic of millions of live audiences, they were like fragile lambs, being ravaged and unable to fight back!
It's not that the server of the Knowledge headquarters is bad. The headquarters is on a high-level star with cutting-edge technology, so this kind of technical error will never occur.
【Knowledge】Since the establishment of the head office, it has always been a niche channel type. The server of the dedicated line has an upper limit. The star female soldier signed by Medila, the one with the highest traffic, only has a traffic of around 2 million a night.
@Fite's peak traffic of more than 600w directly squeezed out a weak current computer room in the headquarters of [Knowledge]!
But Medila didn't care at all!
He was extremely happy! The revenue from the four hours of traffic that night was enough for him to build a better company on the spot!
The subordinate reported sadly: "Boss! Another explosion in the computer room!"
Medila waved her hand and said, "Move up the important data and the intact laptops! Let's go and use the server of the headquarters of Planet News next door! I've already contacted the construction team! The contract for the construction of the new building and the purchase of the server has been negotiated, hahahaha, hurry up!!"
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All this happened within half an hour.
Shi Cunjin fought with the Wasp Military Secretary, focusing on Wasp's biggest weakness and most critical needs, and killing Wasp's military in verbal defense and shirking of responsibility.
After a set of formal publishing contract legal filings, license endorsements, and a series of lies and rumors that are not currently prohibited by law, the Wasp military secretary was lured and played around by @Fate until he was exhausted.
Shi Cunjin ended the annoying temptation with one move: [Instead of worrying about this and that, why don’t you try to open the recruitment channels to all middle and high-level stars in September, and provide free direct star flight services. Not all middle-level species and all high-level species have superior births and can easily buy a plane ticket worth tens of thousands of gold. How many insects died in the last war, among which there were quite a few high-level species. I believe you know better than me.]
Twenty minutes later, the email from the Wasp Regiment arrived.
Serial No. 10 Wasp Corps Headquarters
【Notice: It is a pleasure to cooperate with you. The contribution point remittance will arrive in the account you provided within 3 working days. 】
Shi Cun Jinqian took a sip of the hot drink and smiled teasingly.
Eat fresh food, no mess.
He switched pages and returned to the live broadcast room, where the host typed a new notification on the whiteboard.
@Fate: [The new story will be updated weekly, every Friday at 20:55, we will see you there.]
After the anchor sent the notice, he went off the air without hesitation, and the comment section was filled with sadness.
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Shi Cunjin was just about to get up to wash the teacup and get ready for bed when his smart bracelet vibrated slightly and a message came from the top of the special ranking list.
He glanced at it.
A567 is also concerned that the kissing scene described by @Fite involves coercion, so please pay attention to the scale and be careful not to be fined by the court with excuses.
The legal filing that Shi Cunjin mentioned was not an empty boast. He used the system to surf at high speed and found many wonderful rules.
There are about 500 high-level stars in this world, inhabited by male insects of different levels. Most of them have the same requirements for female insects, but there are a few who are not so strict about female insects.
The inquiry of Model A567 just happened to reveal that on the advanced planet where he was born, the male insects had very strict requirements for the female insects.
Shi Cunjin put down his teacup and started replying to messages.
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@Fate: [Where's the danger? It's just a tongue kiss. Is it illegal to kiss someone with a tongue on your planet?]
SVIP standard A567: [……]
[At least according to the dating rules of high-level stars that I know of, female insects can only kiss if you allow them to do so.]
【Isn’t it your planet? 】
@Fate: [No.]
@菲特: [If you feel like it, just keep kissing her deeper.]
@Fate: [If you need to apply for a license to have a French kiss, the male insects on your planet really know how to have fun.]
【？ 】
【What do you mean? Please help me, I don’t understand. 】
@Fite: […]
@菲特: [I think this kind of mystery is better experienced by yourself.]
Rover base.
When Anushka saw the message, she immediately realized that Fate was politely rejecting her.
But Anushka also keenly realized that in an instant, it was as if he had returned to the most familiar and comfortable battlefield, and the aggressive instinct of fighting was telling him: Fate understands and finds this way of kissing interesting.
Silently, Anushka's pupils lengthened from dots to animal-like needles.
He was neither happy nor anxious, and typed normally, as if he was not affected by anything.
SVIP Standard A567: [I just want to know more knowledge, just like reading a story. I'm sorry if I offend you. ]
@Fate: [Your strange desire to win always appears at inappropriate times.]
【Um.】
【Please tell me, okay? 】
@Fate: [Applying for permission is a training method. Female insects cannot initiate deep kisses. Who can resist the impulse when kissing you?]
@菲特: [So, the female insect that is allowed can only kneel on one knee, raise her head towards the male master, open her mouth actively, stick out the tip of her tongue towards you, and wait for your kiss to fall.]
@Fate: [The insect that wrote the rules on your planet is either you, or someone who is so frustrated that he is torturing all female insects of the same kind equally.]
【……】
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@Fate: [However, this is good material. I will try to write it into the story later. Thanks. I am offline.]
SVIP A567: […]
【Good night.】
The avatar on the other side turned gray and there was no reply.
Anushka reached for the box of cigarettes on the balcony railing, pulled out a cigarette and lit it.
He bit the cigarette butt without inhaling it, with his tongue hidden in his mouth. At this moment, the tip of his tongue was unconsciously pressing against the cigarette butt, and his eyes slowly became empty.
Until the sharp whistle of the morning bell broke the tranquility of the morning light, and Anushka, whose mind was empty, came back to his senses and shuddered.
The sharp ringtone tore apart Anushka's chaotic thoughts. When she came to her senses, the cigarette butt had already burnt out, leaving only the cigarette stub with a light still in its mouth.
Anushka shuddered and lost her grip on the cigarette butt, causing the tiny spark to burn her lips, causing both burning and pain.
The rover base planet is very close to the black hole's gate, and the temperature difference between morning and night here is freezing. As the time came to six o'clock, Anushka's bracelet began to broadcast today's temperature and wind direction.
At seven in the morning, the base will be greeted by a light snowfall.
Now, cold air has begun to sweep over the base.
However, Anushka, who was leaning against the fireside with his bare chest, did not feel the cold. At this moment, chaotic emotions were slowly moving in his heart.
It's like seeing a newly born small nebula in the Milky Way while passing by on a mission.
Anushka is no stranger to this. When he gets to know a new armor, new tactics, or new military formation, he will have similar feelings: curiosity, pioneering excitement, and the desire to conquer difficulties.
But this time, the emotional output exists, not as a weapon.
Anushka returned to the dormitory and began to change his clothes. He had not slept all night and was not sleepy at all. After putting on his complete equipment and uniform, he looked cold and murderous.
There are still 20 minutes left before the mission meeting.
Before leaving, Anushka opened the operation page of the smart computer, turned off the entertainment mode and switched to military mode.
But at the last second, for some unknown reason, he clicked on the avatar of @Fite's account again.
As always, @Fate’s profile picture has not changed, it’s still that childish pixelated little red flower picture.
This time, Anushka did not hesitate and changed the system profile picture of his account.
Anushka from the Kash family was extremely talented. She was admitted to the First Legion at the age of 15. In her first year of service, she killed a C-rank alien beast in single combat.
He cut off the tusk of the alien beast and sent it to the military logistics department, asking them to make it into a commemorative pendant.
Anushka collects the huge and ferocious teeth of the alien beast and hangs them on the wall of her dormitory, with her desk just below the wall.
On this wall, there is also an old-model knife gun and fangs hung together in an alternating pattern to form an X.
That was the first sharp knife and gun given to Anushka by her father. Hanging them crosswise, they were the symbol and honor of her beginning to become a star military heiress.
Now, Anushka has changed her account profile picture to this alien fang.
@Fate has no face and no voice, like a virtual ghost.
Once @Fate is exposed, he will be caught, injured, and perhaps even die.
But not Anushka, Anushka is very strong and she is not afraid of anything.
He wanted to make friends with Fate, real friends whom he could meet in person.
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The Fate whirlwind not only blew to the Rover Base at the top of the stars, but when the host patted his pants and logged off without any reluctance, the millions of viewers were like a pot of boiling oil, boiling and ready to explode.
However, because the new genre was launched, the Fit personal website next door immediately became the second happy home.
However, under the hot traffic of millions of clicks, Happy Hometown exploded, and the white page 404 ruthlessly kicked away any reader.
Audience members who had just finished their meal: …
Audience: Is this an illusion? After the anchor goes off the air, we become cyber orphans?
Driven by this passionate love and enthusiasm, the Fate Crazy Dog Flow fan club began to raise funds to build a new website.
It is not a forum page attached to the officially controlled entertainment zone portal, but a completely private fan portal.
There will be many sections here, including dedicated video channels, text forums, etc., just like the official entertainment zone portal.
The huge fan club has no shortage of truly powerful female dracoites. Especially in the middle of the night when emotions are at their peak, creatures are most likely to make impulsive decisions.
In less than an hour, all the certificates for the private website were successfully approved. When the morning came in the capital time, there would be a dream food portal named after Fate in this world.
The name of the portal is simple and straightforward: Good Morning, Fit.