Chapter 7 Teacher Fate, teach me!
[Saint? The anchor is on? The last male insect that could use Saint as its middle name was probably 60 years ago!]
Just based on this title, a long comment thread was created within seconds with various responses. However, this time there were already moderators waiting in the room, and some extreme comments and insults were deleted immediately.
As the title was refreshed, the whiteboard background image in the live broadcast room was also changed from the Ottowen campus to a Xinghai UI image, which was also one of the refreshed illustrations from the original book.
Amidst the complaints, a few different comments suddenly appeared.
[…If I am not mistaken, this is not the Andromeda Galaxy? ]
[The shooting angle is quite interesting. Is the anchor a bug inside the Ten Major Legions? ]
[Isn't the French Ring Galaxy closed to interstellar photography? The anchor is really getting better and better at judgment]
[This doesn't look like a photo shoot, but more like a realistic oil painting? It's not illegal to use Andromeda as a prototype. 】
Shi Cunjin usually clicked block first and began to organize his thoughts. This time, he planned to combine the two writing methods.
Continuing with the previous first-person oral narration, the novel is superimposed with another literary genre, the "resurrection" of Carol Superior, from the first-person perspective.
[My name is Carol Saint-Supremacy, I am a male insect that lives above the clouds and has never seen the earth or the rivers.
Maybe this sentence is strange to other male insects, but when you listen to my story, you will understand what it means.
I was born on the Cat's Eye Planet in the Law Ring Galaxy, a privileged city planet that is different from the three types of planets: low, medium, and high. This is the first world that all male insects in the Law Ring Galaxy recognize after breaking out of their shells, a world that is too perfect.
As everyone knows, male insects will only undergo a second differentiation and development after the age of 18. Before that, all male insects living on the Cat's Eye Planet enjoy the same class treatment.
But after differentiation, some male insects only have DE genes, so the coming-of-age ceremony is not a blessing for such male insects.
Will they be sent to a privileged high-level city planet when they reach adulthood, or a medium one? I don't know, I don't have any friends below B level.]
Shi Cunjin didn't read the comments, but the other side of the platform was always on edge, fearing that the kid behind this account would write some unspoken rules that couldn't be made public.
Medila, the director of the entertainment division's knowledge channel, had a heavy heart on his shoulders. He was not the only one watching the meeting. The top boss, the division chief, and the secretaries and lawyers of various regulatory departments were sitting next to him.
The rumor about Mr. Male Insect spread overnight, and fermented from a small range to a medium-sized rumor, attracting the attention of law enforcement agencies and the Male Insect Protection Court.
Channel manager Medila signed all the new employees yesterday, and today she has to worry about whether she will be fired from the company.
But what I didn't expect was that the host actually maintained the first-person perspective narration!
Unlike any other tabloids, it does not use a third-party perspective to tell the story, as if the account owner really has a complete story to tell in detail, rather than just peeking and making up stories!
The audience of the water review quickly noticed this and discussed the problem.
[So male insects only go to live on higher planets after they reach adulthood? ]
[The host has something. This is little-known knowledge that only advanced city planets know. I am curious about the host's identity.]
[B-rank… Is this true? Is this gentleman really a saint? ]
[…As you can tell from my name, there is a ‘saint’. I am an S+ male. I have been embraced and surrounded by love since I was born. Love is like oxygen that fills my life all the time.
From my teachers, I learned that I didn’t need to care about these things.
I am a gifted worm, and it is natural that I should not be surrounded by any unhappiness and doubts.
The teacher said this and I believed it.
…
My friends are an everlasting stream, like the fountain in the Louvre Gardens, which never ceases to flow.
After I turned 16, my friends in the Never-Ending Flow started to have more suitors.
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When I was 17, I had a crush on a sub-female named Lee Tara Jones.
She is a female soldier. Unlike the female insects, she is slender and beautiful, tall, without any malicious tentacles. She is polite and gentle, and is very tolerant of my willfulness and bad temper.
I liked him very much and wanted to marry him as soon as I turned 18.
When I whispered this into Li Tara's ear, his face turned red with excitement, and the bulging veins on his neck were clearly visible. A certain wildness quietly emerged from Li Tara.
Maybe I enjoy being gentle too much, so when I discovered this, I felt a little disgusted and more curious.
Li Tara is very gentle, but he has another personality, and I am curious about that.]
[How come another sub-female appeared! ! ]
[It has been 60 years since the last S-rank male insect passed away. Could this be the story of that saint? ]
[No, that saint doesn't have a sub-female partner.]
【Didn’t you say this is an adaptation of a true story?】
[Damn it, Jones is a famous surname, the anchor is really good at stirring up trouble! ]
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After that, Li Tara became more obedient to me and would often ask me to play some vulgar games with him.
I kind of hate it, but also kind of like it, because this is an area I have never been exposed to.
How could there be things in this world that I have not come into contact with?
Whether it is the beauty flower of Gunnar, the fairy ring of Budalilan, or the snow grapes and jelly branches of Mount Tirama, they are in short supply, worth millions of gold rupees per gram, and appear every day with dew in my bedroom, my library, and anywhere I can go, as common as decorative wallflowers.
My teacher said that my tongue can taste any precious and expensive food in the universe, my eyes want the moon to set, but it cannot rise, and I stretch out my arms, and everything I can embrace is the best in the world.
Is there anything in this world that I don't want to know?
My teacher said that I didn't need to think too much, perfect happiness would come to me on its own, and I believed it.
But Li Tara was different from the teachers. He would lead me to do bad things. There was another world hidden in his mouth, hands, and eyes.
This world is different from what my teachers taught me. This feeling makes me feel excited and looks forward to it.
……]
【What is the contribution? What are these things? 】
[I dare to say now that even if the host is not a high-level female insect, she has at least been to Cat's Eye Star! ! Gunniel's flowers and blowing snow grapes are only circulated on Cat's Eye Star, and these are all special supplies for male insects! ! ]
[Could it be Mr. Xiong Chong's teacher? ]
[Impossible. If this person is Saint, his teacher must have at least started out as the chairman of the Male Insect Protection Council. How could the chairman be so boring?]
[Fuck... the anchor is really doing this]
[Do you feel something is wrong? Mr. Carol seems to be different from other male insects.]
[Nonsense, how can Saint be the same as male insects below B level! Didn’t the host say that DE-level male insects will be sent out after they reach adulthood! ]
[Really? The coordinates are on a medium-sized planet. The nearest gentleman is E-level. It costs 2 million gold coins to request a date.]
[It is true. However, this rule is rarely known to the Zerg outside of the privileged advanced planets, and is considered semi-public common sense.]
【Something is wrong.】
[…
But one day, I began to not recognize Li Tara.
It was an interstellar trip, and a small accident happened, and Li Tara and I got separated.
It was the first time I knew that there were so many insects in a highly livable city. Unlike the quiet and peaceful Cat's Eye Star, the city of Perofei was very lively. There were so many insects that I was a little scared. They were tall and cold, with gloomy expressions, coming and going in a hurry, and there was no human presence at all.
They were moving and working, but they only reminded me of lifeless corpses.
At that time, I thought, is this the kind of place where the male insects that were sent out of the cat's eye after their coming-of-age ceremony live?
Oh my god, that's so horrible.
But soon, this terrible city took on a different look before me, and my identity was exposed.
I experienced the most terrifying three hours of my life.
Of course, I was not harmed. All the insects were trying to protect me, to serve me, and to actively work for me to contact my partner. They were selfless and enthusiastic, gentle and careful. They...they...they were all Li Tara.
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...Oh sorry, I'm losing control of myself.
Where was I? Oh, Lee Tara, yes, my former sub-female lover.
This incident was a huge blow to me.
Cat's Eye Star is a privileged planet on the top of the clouds. Every female insect and sub-female who can apply to enter is the elite among the elites who have been carefully selected. They are handsome and special, have perfect faces and advantages, are powerful and wealthy, and are worthy of entrusting one's life to.
This is what my teacher said, and I believed it.
But...oh my god, no, the world under the clouds is not like this.
Under the clouds, every insect can easily become 'Li Tara'.
These... cold and heartless bodies suddenly came back to life just because they heard my identity.
Walking towards me, surrounding me, countless different faces finally twisted into the looks that I was familiar with.
...So scary.
Was I deceived by Lee Tara?
When Li Tara found me, I didn't dare to get close to him. I tried hard to recall, but I couldn't remember at all what the original Li Tara was like when we first met.
Li Tara stood among the crowd, having the same "face" as them.
This gives me... chills.]
【Wait? Why?! Oh my god, why!】
[Even if I die, I will never deceive or harm the male insect! Oh my God, no! ]
【Oh no! 】
[Male insects are afraid of female soldiers. If we are not gentle, we have no chance! ]
[…I seem to understand what Fate Wynn meant by those ten thousand faces.]
[…
The trip ended early and I fell seriously ill when I returned to Maoyan. I recovered quickly with the help of medicine, but I still couldn't cheer up.
For this reason, one day, my teacher suddenly said to me: Carol, you don’t have to be afraid anymore.
Li Tara Jones has been sentenced and taken to the prison planet, and tomorrow will be the day of her execution.
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I almost went crazy, I was afraid of him, I didn't understand it yet, but I didn't want him to really die!!
I wanted to make as much noise as possible and finally get Li Tara back from the prison planet.
When Li Tara came to me again, she seemed to have regained some of the qualities that made my heart flutter, but not all.
Something went out in Li Tara's eyes.
He knelt silently and obediently in front of me, submissively showing the electric shock collar on his neck. As long as I pressed the switch in my hand, the pulse current would cook his head in 0.3 seconds.
……]
[…I now suspect that the anchor was there at the time and even knew the model and function of the electric shock collar.]
[Is the host Lee Tara? ]
[Oh my god, oh… Mr. Carol actually refuted the protection court and took back the sub-female… Oh, he is really…]
[Mistletoe: What are the characteristics? Please tell me in detail, host. I really need guidance. My application was successful. I will have dinner with a male insect next week. Please tell me the story in more detail! I am willing to pay! ]
[Mistletoe is giving the anchor a super-giant ship x10 as a gift! Come and draw the treasure box! 】
[What the hell? ? Another million-dollar reward? ? ]
[What the hell, the platform doesn’t care? ? This is obviously a private matter of the male insect seller!! ]
[In fact, it seems that it is not illegal... This anchor is very cunning. He did not skirt any unspoken rules this time. All he said was common sense that can be discussed publicly.]
[Don't laugh at me, common sense from higher planets is shit common sense. ]
[……
When I was 17, Li Tara was a major general.
I didn't know what to do. I tried hard to recall, but I stayed up all night and couldn't figure out how to make the light in his eyes shine again.
I didn't dare hug him, and he no longer smiled at me as he used to.
For the next six months, Li Tara followed me silently, like a shadow.
He became my slave girl.
The female slave I dare not approach.
For the past six months, I have hardly seen his own expression. Only Li Tara's own excitement, enthusiasm and wildness have completely disappeared.
The sub-female following behind me seemed to be just a shell of a person named Litara Jones.
I started to get scared again.
I want him to talk to me.
But without permission, he remained silent.
I thought hard and finally managed to recall the first time I met Li Tara.
He was wearing a major general's uniform, standing beside the Lou Palace fountain, smiling at me in a stiff and awkward manner, his eyes sparkling. Even if he didn't say anything at that time, I could still feel the energy in him.
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Later, I ordered him, Jones, you return to the army.
Maybe... continue to be promoted to lieutenant general, general, and focus your life on the career you once worked so hard for.
He will be fine.
…
He went back.
My teachers were unhappy, but they didn't dare to show their displeasure openly.
I think I loved Li Tara. I liked the clumsiness and awkwardness he had shown, the wild energy when he was excited, and I also loved his gentleness.]
When the pixelated man in the live broadcast room wrote this paragraph, the comments in the comment section dropped by 40%. The spectators really didn't expect that the anchor could and dared to write the subjective male insect's point of view.
This is not illegal, but it is also true that no female insect would do this.
They are female insects and naturally crave the hormones of male insects. However, to get in touch with male insects, they need to overcome numerous obstacles, squeeze out countless competitors, and pamper and please the male insects with the best attitude.
It may take a long time to please the male insect before you win his favor, but even if you try to please him for a long time, you may not be able to win his favor.
Many high-ranking military hens and sub-hens who hold high positions of power may appear glamorous and powerful on the surface, but in reality they may be beaten all over their bodies by their male masters when they return home.
Over time, they have become accustomed to communicating with male insects using gentle pampering and unconditional concessions, because this is a panacea strategy that has been proven by their predecessors.
Suddenly one day, a fraudulent anchor wrote a fictitious story, but every detail in the story was extremely true. This story could not only be verified, but also clearly described what kind of fear and love a male insect born in love would produce after experiencing.
The comment section is still lively, but there are almost no comments with real content, only water reviews.
At this moment, many female insects were thinking, would you, the male insects, really be afraid of ten thousand gentle faces?
Not only the audience was thinking, but also the supervisors and district chiefs behind the platform, and the observers of the male insect protection court were in a state of brief contemplation. 110*37'9,6,821" group
The male insect protection court observer opened his smart bracelet and began to write an email. This story points out some issues that the male insect protection court has never thought about, and he takes it very seriously. This editorial email will be delivered to the mailbox of the chairman of the parliament.
That's right. In this live broadcast, Shi Cunjin ingeniously added the most classic anti-utopian description method in the literary history genre.
Once a female insect thinks carefully, she will find that this so-called Saint Carol is actually living in a cage without knowing it!
This will definitely make female insects who yearn for male insects feel uneasy!
A few hours ago, Shi Cunjin finished reading the original novel and discovered that no matter how happy and joyful the original story was, the Zerg society was still deformed, and the popular male protagonist did not solve this problem. He just took advantage of the welfare status in this deformed society to feel good.
The male-female issue is deeply rooted. If we rashly write about a male insect based on the common sense of female insects, we will not be able to capture the curiosity and empathy of these female insects.
Because male insects already have enough privileges in this society.
A beggar is not worthy of the prince's sympathy.
But what if the hero of this story is a canary who is innocent, beautiful, confused, and yearns for a new world under the clouds, but is bound by his identity?
A male insect whose soul needs to be saved, and the savior has already appeared.
The young audience, mainly composed of hot-blooded military cadets, will go crazy for this story.
Shi Cunjin stopped writing after writing 2,000 words and clicked on the comment block.
The first thing that caught my eye was a few super eye-catching comments that kept appearing on the screen, even faster than the other comments with white text.
[Mistletoe is giving the anchor a super ship x1 as a gift! Come and draw the treasure box! 】
【Fuck the rich man! 】
[Mistletoe is giving the anchor a super ship x1 as a gift! Come and draw the treasure box! 】
[Can you have some backbone? ! Is it stupid to give money to this kind of fraudulent anchor under the consumption male worm? ? ]
[Fuck, this cost over 10 million credits]
[Mistletoe: You are noble, you have backbone, and you insist. I will date Mr. Male Insect next week. Host, please analyze in detail what Mr. Male Insect likes!! I am not short of money!! Teacher Fate, please teach me!!]
Shi Cunjin: “?”