Shang Lu and Ye Lu had never resonated with each other like this in their lives. The two looked at each other, with everything written on their faces -
what should I do, what should I do, what should I do?
I really can’t accept this!
Whether you say "we can see it" or "we can't see it", it is obviously the wrong answer!
And if she gave the wrong answer, Lin Yanyan might cry even more sadly. The two of them were really afraid of QAQ.
So under this exchange of glances, like a strange coincidence -
the two people stretched out their right hands at the same time.
The two people looked at each other and suddenly reached some kind of consensus.
The hands raised by the two people began to swing rhythmically in the air -
rock, scissors, paper!
Shang Lu produced scissors, while Ye Lu produced cloth.
Very good, Shang Lu won, then this question will be answered by Ye Lu first.
So Ye Lu tried his best to praise: "...Actually, it's not impossible to tell, your nose is indeed beautiful."
Lin Yanyan looked up at Ye Lu and asked: "Aren't my other parts beautiful? Only the ones that move "Beautiful..."
Ye Lu: "?" "
Did he mean that?" Isn't it? He shouldn't have said anything so beastly, right?
Ye Lu reached out and scratched his head. For the first time in his life, he was completely speechless. He was afraid that Lin Yanyan would really cry and faint if he kept talking.
Lin Yanyan cried on Shang Lu's shoulder, and Shang Lu hugged her gently, and then asked with some confusion: "Why do you care so much?"
Shang Lu suddenly thought of what happened in the dressing room last time. Lin Yanyan refused to face the camera without makeup no matter what. She seemed to be particularly concerned about this face, even to the point of feeling inferior.
But Shang Lu really felt that Lin Yanyan was already very beautiful whether she was in high school or in the dressing room without makeup.
Lin Yanyan reached out and hugged Shang Lu tightly, crying until she was out of breath.
Shang Lu didn't urge her, but patiently patted Lin Yanyan's back to comfort her.
Ye Lu, who had always been noisy, didn't dare to make any noise at this moment. He just shut up and watched like a mute.
I don't know how much time passed, but Lin Yanyan was really tired of crying. She whispered: "I'm only telling you, you can't tell others."
Shang Lu nodded and said like coaxing a child: "Okay "
Ye Lu couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "Am I not a human being? If you don't want me to listen, should you let me go first?"
Lin Yanyan would have said it if he hadn't stopped her . Already? No one cares about his existence at all, right?
"Ah... I forgot about you." Lin Yanyan said this and asked him again: "Then you have a choice. If you stay here and listen, you can't be a human being. If you want to be a human being, go out."
Ye Lu: "?"
Ye Lu There was a fierce battle between two voices in my heart. One said that I shouldn't be a human being just because of this curiosity, and the other said that it shouldn't be a big deal.
Finally, he made a choice -
"Woof."
This dog barked with confidence.
Shang Lu gave Ye Lu a thumbs up, it was like a man who could bend and stretch.
Lin Yanyan silently scolded Ye Lu for being crazy, then kicked him out and stuffed two bags of garbage into his hands.
Ye Lu, who was driven out of the door: "?"
He leaned on the door and shouted angrily: "Didn't you tell me to make my own choice? How come you don't keep your word?"
He can't even listen to some stories even if he's not a human being. ? God this isn't fair!
Lin Yanyan also yelled back at him: "How did I know you were so shameless? Throw the trash away!"
Ye Lu also yelled back, but then the footsteps sounded farther away, and he reluctantly threw away the trash. .
Lin Yanyan and Shang Lu were the only two people left in the house at this moment.
Lin Yanyan finally looked at Shang Lu and whispered the reason why she was too concerned about appearance.
Her parents also loved her very much, and because of this, she was two times fatter than other girls of the same age at a young age. Whenever her relatives saw her when she was a child, they would always say something that seemed to be caring but was actually ridiculing.
Because Lin Yanyan's parents were both good-looking, Lin Yanyan was not even as wrinkled as other babies when she was born. Everyone felt that she had inherited the advantages of her parents and would be a particularly beautiful child.
But as she grew up, she started to gain weight because she liked desserts after elementary school. The gap between her and all her relatives' expectations became wider and wider. When everyone saw her, they said "It's a pity" and "Why doesn't this child have a baby?" I looked pretty when I was a kid."
But Lin Yanyan's parents always defend her and stop her relatives from saying inappropriate things. They also tell Lin Yanyan that it's not because she doesn't look good now, but because she was as cute as a little angel when she was a child, and now she looks like an ordinary girl. Human beings are more like their daughters.
Lin Yanyan was very happy. She wanted to be her parents' daughter forever.
Although she is a little fat and has acne, it doesn't matter. These are normal changes that adolescent girls will encounter during their growth. She is still very beautiful, her parents told her so.
These beautiful lies were ruthlessly torn apart after I confessed my love to the boy I had a crush on in high school.
The fear and disgust on the other party's face is still something Lin Yanyan can't forget. After rejecting her, she walked towards her friends who were waiting not far away and said something, and soon all the boys looked in Lin Yanyan's direction. , and then burst into laughter.
One of the boys made an exaggerated voice, "Isn't it? That ugly guy likes you? He really wants to eat swan meat!"
"Doesn't she have a mirror at home? Doesn't she know what she looks like?"
"Our brother X likes the school beauty. "Some people are really ugly but think pretty."
Lin Yanyan stood at the back door of the classroom, listening to these mocking words, but she didn't dare to make any sound or refute them.
Later, Lin Yanyan made up her mind to lose weight. Because her parents had relatively neglected their daughter's care during those years when they were starting a business outside the country, she actually damaged her body during the dieting process. The change she brought about was that her figure became worse after overeating. Obesity also led to the photo in the graduation photo that was so ugly that it made Lin Yanyan's eyes irritate.
But fortunately, in the year Lin Yanyan graduated from high school, her parents successfully started a business, made a lot of money from a big project, and her career was smooth sailing from then on. They also gradually realized that their daughter was no longer at an age where her parents could praise her and lead a happy life. She had to face society and face more people.
So that summer vacation, her father accompanied her to exercise in the gym every day, and her mother cooked delicious and healthy fat-reducing meals for her every day. With the company and help of her parents, Lin Yanyan finally lost weight and became much more beautiful. The shadow of her mother's youth gradually appeared in her eyebrows.
Lin Yanyan's college entrance examination results were very average, and she only had an ordinary undergraduate degree, so her parents decided to send her to study abroad.
But Lin Yanyan proposed that she wanted to repeat her studies and take the Drama Academy to study acting. It was also during the summer vacation that she made some facial adjustments. In addition to her nose, there were...
Shang Lu nodded to express his understanding, and this time he answered: "Eyes "Huh? "
Lin Yanyan thought it was ridiculous, she closed her eyes and said, "Do you think there are any marks on my eyes?" Shang
Lu: "?"
She looked carefully at Lin Yanyan's eyes. Sure enough, there was no trace at all even when she closed her eyes. She felt unbelievable: "Didn't you have single eyelids before?"
The cute little eyes with single eyelids before were the only difference between them now, right? !
"Oh." Lin Yanyan understood what she was talking about, and then said: "That's because I'm so fat. I seemed to have double eyelids when I was a child."
Shang Lu: "..."
She saw a flash on Shang Lu's face. Feeling disappointed, Lin Yanyan asked speechlessly: "Don't you think my eyes look better when I'm fat?"
Shang Lu met her gaze and nodded honestly, absorbing Lin Yanyan's previous words that he couldn't tell. Yan Yan learned a lesson from her facial expressions. This time she said: "I think she was beautiful before and now."
Lin Yanyan: "Your aesthetics are really special."
Even though she said this, Lin Yanyan was still criticized. The deer was amused by this answer, but suddenly it seemed like nothing happened.
It turns out that she
used to be beautiful...in Shang Lu's eyes.
But thinking about Shang Lu's obsession with Yu Su's face (especially his eyes), Lin Yanyan felt that everything made sense again.
Then Lin Yanyan walked to the sink and prepared to wash her face. After telling everything, she felt more comfortable.
Behind her, Shang Lu's voice sounded.
"Although it's a little late, I still want to tell you that you are beautiful. And whether you are beautiful or not is not a reason to be hurt like that. They are the ones who were wrong."
Lin Yanyan was stunned.
She then turned on the faucet as high as possible, but it couldn't cover up her choking sounds.
That night.
To the surprise of all netizens, Lin Yanyan, who was at the forefront of the plastic surgery incident, started a live broadcast before the studio responded.
Netizens rushed into the live broadcast room, but unexpectedly found that besides Lin Yanyan, there were Shang Lu and Ye Lu in the live broadcast room.
Netizens were surprised.
[The variety show will be recorded tomorrow, right? You three actually stayed together the night before? ]
[The relationship in private is actually so good? Woohoo, my friendship is amazing! 】
Of course, at this moment, more comments in the live broadcast room are still using entries such as "Lin Yanyan Plastic Surgery" and "Lin Yanyan's Artificial Beauty". There are also many passers-by who come to watch the excitement and want to see Lin Yanyan. Will you respond to the plastic surgery issue in the live broadcast?
And they also noticed that the person sitting in the C seat of this live broadcast was not Lin Yanyan but Shang Lu.
Ye Lu sat on Shang Lu's left hand side, while Lin Yanyan sat on Shang Lu's right hand side, but still held her arm, looking very dependent.
Shang Lu patted Lin Yanyan's shoulder, then adjusted the live broadcast mobile phone and waved his hands: "Good evening, everyone. This is our first live broadcast and we are not very good at it. Can you hear me clearly?"
[Okay? Can! 】
【Audible! ]
[I met my wife by chance in Lin Yanyan’s live broadcast room. I was shocked! 】
Seeing the response to the barrage, Shang Lu looked at Lin Yanyan, then held her hand and said: "It's okay, can I tell everyone?"
Lin Yanyan nodded vigorously, her first sentence The words directly responded to this matter: "Everyone guessed correctly, I did have plastic surgery."
[Did you admit it directly? 】
【Holy shit, get ready! ]
[What year is it today... Can this really be said? Does the princess not want domestic fashion resources? 】
And then, Lin Yanyan couldn't help but look up at Shang Lu every time she said a few words. With her constant encouragement and affirmation, she finally intermittently recounted what she had said to Shang Lu in front of the live broadcast room. I mustered up the courage to speak out.
At the beginning of the barrage, many fans and passers-by were arguing, and some were mocking Lin Yanyan. However, as her eyes became redder and redder, but she tried to smile and talk about it all, many passers-by fell silent.
[Oops... I feel so uncomfortable]
[So has the princess suffered so many grievances before? I feel the same way, youth without beauty is really not youth anymore]
[It is never advisable to go on a diet to lose weight! It will definitely rebound and hurt your body! Like Lin Yanyan, I became fatter after overeating. Sisters, please don’t follow this example! 】
【As well as plastic surgery, you must choose a regular hospital and doctor! ]
[I never thought I would feel the same way as Lin Yanyan in my life, I feel so distressed]
[Are those boys scum? How can you laugh at a girl like this? If you don't like it, can't you politely refuse? ]
[Everyone has a love for beauty. I support sisters who have money and work hard to change themselves, but they must pay attention to the method and safety! ]
[I feel sorry for Lin Yanyan, but at the same time I still envy her. Princesses can really be reincarnated. No matter when the family has money or when they have no money, her parents really doted on her and turned her into a princess.]
Lin Yanyan has become a princess over the years. The biggest reason why she is disliked by passers-by is actually her pampered personality caused by her family background. Occasionally, she will unconsciously show some sense of superiority due to her parents' favor and family background.
However, today, Lin Yanyan who is shown in front of everyone is no longer the wealthy daughter she was labeled as before, but just an ordinary girl.
She had low self-esteem, was hurt, and worked hard, and finally became the Lin Yanyan that everyone sees today. This also made netizens begin to understand her and even admire her a little.
【Lin Yanyan, you are so beautiful! Be confident! ]
[It’s hard work to be able to pay so much for beauty. I looked down at the fat on my waist and decided to get up and exercise]
[I had already taken away a dozen pieces of clothes hanging on the treadmill and was eager to try]
[Lin Yan Yan! A role model for our generation! 】
But some people discovered a very strange point.
[Why is Ye Lu playing me? His expression is more shocked than mine? ]
[Shang Lu obviously knows, so doesn't Ye Lu know...? ]
[Ye Lu! Isn't it possible that you haven't been able to penetrate the beauty even though everyone is here? You can't! 】
At this moment, Ye Lu couldn't bear it anymore and looked at Lin Yanyan and Shang Lu, and asked, "Is this what you two were talking about when you sent me out to throw away the garbage?"
The two of them nodded together, which made him feel depressed and asked. Said: "You can say it directly in front of the camera? You went out of your way to push me away at that time?"
Shang Lu: "...It has nothing to do with me."
Lin Yanyan looked at him confidently: "That's because I was not mentally prepared before. , is there a problem? Why are you angry? Isn’t it just that I asked you to bark like a dog? "
Ye Lu's face turned dark: "Who asked you to mention this?
" ”
[Learning to bark like a dog? Why are you trying to bark like a dog?
[Ye Lu, how many other talents do you have that your mother doesn’t know about? 】
And then, Shang Lu very wickedly recounted what happened before vividly. During this period, Ye Lu's face became darker and darker, and the barrage was all hahaha.
Ye Lu hopes that netizens can seek justice for him.
However, netizens are very wicked and still confront him at this time.
[Hahahahaha Ye Lu is too stupid! ]
[Why are you so sincere? Bark like a dog, hahaha, I think you really don’t want to be a human anymore]
[Shang Lu, Lin Yanyan, well done! 】
Ye Lu: "???"
Then he seemed to suddenly understand something, looked at the live broadcast camera and laughed: "Lin Yanyan said she only told Shang Lu alone, so you, like me, know about this Everyone except Shang Lu! No!"
[? ? ? 】
【Why was this live broadcast so good that I was suddenly attacked? Ye Lu, I may not be a human, but you are a real dog! ]
[Ye Lu! Who allowed you to talk to your mother like this? Mom is going to be angry! 】
【Has the ancestral skills of "The Most Hated She and Him" died together and begun to implicate netizens? ]
[ Woo woo woo! Innocent netizen! miserable! 】
The atmosphere in the live broadcast room became relaxed and cheerful.
Some people in the barrage also started asking Lin Yanyan.
[Can Yan Yan tell me about the plastic surgery hospital? It’s really successful, beautiful and natural]
[Seeing how successful Lin Yanyan is, I also want to have sex]
But after seeing this compliment, Lin Yanyan rarely said seriously: "Everyone must remember one thing, you must Choose a regular hospital, visit several doctors, and listen to several options before making a choice. My nose was repaired once. Later doctors told me that my initial nose condition was good and there was no need to remove the ribs, but it hurt. Wuwuwu... Moreover, Ye Lu and Shang Lu are so outrageous. They actually said they couldn't tell that my nose was made. My money was wasted and my sin was in vain. Wuwuwu——"
Shang Lu & Ye Lu :"?"
Why is the focus back here again! Hasn't this matter been over yet?
[Hahaha I laughed like crazy! Lin Yanyan cried so miserably that I laughed so loudly]
[The princess really couldn’t be serious for three seconds before breaking down, hahaha, but this point of breaking the defense is too funny]
[Did the princess not dare to read the Weibo comment section? Comparative photos have been posted on the Internet saying that the princess's plastic surgery was to remove her bones and add eyes. Unexpectedly, she actually moved, but it was her nose and chin that moved. ]
[To be honest, I'm the same as Ye Lu Shanglu. It's not their fault, and I can't see it either hahaha]
[Stop talking, stop talking, Lin Yanyan is crying even harder! Her ribs are starting to hurt! 】
【Rib: So there is really no one speaking up for me? Shivering! ]
...
that night.
When Lin Yanyan went online on Weibo, the first thing she did was to change her Weibo name.
The most beautiful Lin Yanyan V: Thank you everyone for watching my live broadcast, and also thank many netizens who have encouraged me through private messages. I have received every support and blessing. Thank you all, and thank you @山鹿@叶鲁 for coming to accompany me. I ate barbecue (although both of them finished the barbecue and I wasn’t full at all!). See you all tomorrow at the variety show live broadcast!
Netizens:? ? ?
[Hahaha, why did Lin Yanyan change her Weibo name?]
[Princess, please wake up! We are telling you not to feel inferior, not to make you conceited! ]
[But it’s really beautiful, so I reluctantly allowed it hahaha]
Shang Lu liked this Weibo post and then commented.
[The most beautiful in the world]
Lin Yanyan responded to her with an expression of two little bears hugging each other, which was very cute.
Netizens: "!"
[Shang Lu! Just pamper her! ! ! 】
【Beauty post! Yay! ]
[Woo woo woo, can tomorrow come soon! Let me watch variety shows! Let me watch the live broadcast! Let me see them! I can't wait! 】
Because Lin Yanyan frankly admitted this matter, most netizens were relatively accepting of it. Rather than being shocked that she actually had plastic surgery, more people sincerely praised Lin Yanyan's persistence and efforts in losing weight. I feel sorry for her previous experience, but Lin Yanyan's reviews on the Internet are mostly praise and encouragement.
And that night, in another corner of the city.
The man was sitting on the bedside of the hotel wearing a bathrobe, and the sound of water in the bathroom kept ringing.
While waiting, Xia Yuan casually clicked on the hot search and saw Lin Yanyan's live broadcast.
"Tsk... She's quite beautiful, but she actually had plastic surgery. It's really boring."
He didn't despise this kind of plastic surgery.
But fortunately, Shang Lu's face should be natural, and it looks pretty good.
The sound of water in the bathroom stopped.
The Internet celebrity beauty in cool pajamas came over, sat directly on Xia Yuan's lap, and asked him: "What's wrong? You look so unhappy?"
"It's not because of that woman." At this point, Xia Yuan said He also felt a little irritated. He originally wanted to go to the variety show in Shanglu tomorrow to participate in the recording, but when Jiang Jing found out about it, she actually had a big fight with him.
Xia Yuan had long wanted to avoid dealing with that kind of old and lustful woman, but it was just because of her status in the film and television industry that she had to undergo a transformation in the past two years, so it was difficult to separate her too ugly.
So he had no choice but to back down and ostensibly refuse to go. In his mind, he just wanted to wait until the next issue when Jiang Jing had to attend an awards ceremony abroad and would miss the variety show recording, so he could go and attend.
Although Xia Yuan was originally worried about Shang Lu's family background, if he couldn't have fun casually, then there shouldn't be any problem in falling in love, right? After all, he was way ahead of Shang Lu in terms of traffic and fans. No matter how you looked at it, she was the one who had the upper hand.
"Okay, I'm very tight on time to come out. I won't mention her anymore. I'm in a bad mood."
*
The fourth live broadcast of "The Most Hated She and Him" has officially begun.
The program team of this episode made a small design, because Shang Lu is the most popular one in the entire program, so this episode is centered around her.
For example, during morning recording, the program team gave Shang Lu an arrival time of 9:30, but asked other guests to gather at 8:30 to start recording. Then the PD announced that today's guests had arrived.
Some smart viewers have already seen the clues.
[There are five people, one, two, three, four, why isn’t Shang Lu there? Her studio schedule has recording today]
[Lin Yanyan looks restless, the princess is really lonely when Shang Lu is not here]
[Report! Shanglu's live broadcast has started, and she is still on the way! ]
[I always feel like the program team is trying to do something stupid? 】
PD announced today's rules: "I think all the teachers have noticed that today is very special, that is, our teacher Shang has not arrived at the scene yet. The program recording has reached the fourth period, and the teachers should be familiar with each other, so today Let’s test the friendship of our group, and the subject of the test is our teacher Shang!”
Jiang Jing was in a daze and didn’t seem to be in a good condition.
Song Zeqian leaned on the sofa and held up a cup of coffee, waiting for the program team to continue explaining the specific test method.
Lin Yanyan frowned and was obviously worried. Xu Ze raised his head after hearing this rule, but Ye Lu was different -
his eyes lit up instantly when he heard this.
Netizens: "!!!"
[Hahahaha Shang Lu:? How could this be?]
[Ye Lu, what’s the matter with you? Could you please stop being so out of place! Can you restrain the expectation on your face? ]
[Shang Lu will beat you up when he sees this variety show broadcast (seriously)]
*
The other side.
Shang Lu just arrived at the recording location, only to find that the main hall was empty.
And a PD suddenly said exaggeratedly: "Teacher Shang is here?"
"Yes." Shang Lu responded. Before he could ask anything, he heard the sound of an argument in the side hall.
It was Lin Yanyan's voice that sounded first: "Ye Lu! Are you sick? What does it have to do with you?"
Then Ye Lu shouted back more confidently: "Why does it have nothing to do with me? I think it's obviously you who is taking care of it. No business!"
Yes, this is the test that the program team arranged for Shang Lu, letting Ye Lu and Lin pretend to quarrel in front of Shang Lu, and Shang Lu will figure out how to resolve the dispute so that Ye Lu and Lin Yanyan can get back together.
Shang Lu didn't understand why the two people were quarreling during the recording of the variety show. She reminded: "Excuse me, do you two know that this is a live broadcast?"
Lin Yanyan pouted and replied: "Of course I do! I don't I'm not afraid of this kind of live broadcast!"
Ye Lu also replied loudly: "It's her fault!"
After the two people shouted, they looked at each other and felt a little awkward. .
Help, they couldn't stop arguing and even wanted to laugh a little bit.
So the two of them looked at Shang Lu.
"Ah..."
Being suddenly stared at by two people, Shang Lu waved his hand and said, "Excuse me, I'm just passing by. You guys go on, go on."
After saying that, Shang Lu went upstairs with his suitcase. , and had no intention of intervening at all.
Lin Yanyan & Ye Lu: "?"
Netizens: "?"
[Ah? Shang Lu just left like this? ]
[Shang Lu: I'm just passing by, don't blame me]
[Why is this different from what I thought? Hahaha, Shang Lu, you also know that it's live broadcast, right? At least I can give you some advice]
[Shang Lu: Neither of them will act? Then I won’t act either]
But after Shang Lu entered the room and put her luggage, the director team naturally couldn’t let her stay alone in the room, so they reminded: "Teacher Shang, you still have to go downstairs to the living room."
Shang Lu There was obviously some hesitation on his face, and he asked: "Aren't they quarreling? It's not appropriate for me to go now."
PD: "..." They
are acting out the quarrel just because they want you to see them!
But the PD could only say: "That's what the director asked."
"Okay." Shang Lu nodded, then opened his suitcase, took something from it and stuffed it into his pocket, then walked downstairs.
I heard Shang Lu's footsteps.
Ye Lu and Lin Yanyan entered the state of acting for a second and continued to argue. In order to attract Shang Lu's attention, they performed even harder than before.
At the PD's request, Shang Lu walked to the sofa next to the long table where they were arguing and sat down.
Shang Lu looked at Lin Yanyan and Ye Lu, and then took out
a pair of earplugs from his pocket.
Everyone: "???"
Then they watched Shang Lu calmly put the earplugs into his ears, picked up a book on the table and started reading, completely ignoring Ye Lu and Lin Yanyan.
It was great, her world was quiet for a moment.
[Good guy... Shang Lu is too calm, right?]
[Shang Lu, you really don’t care at all, do you? ]
[Hahaha, Lin Yanyan and Ye Lu are both confused, I feel like they can't continue acting anymore]
This is indeed the case.
Lin Yanyan walked directly to Shang Lu and bent down to take off her earplugs, and then asked, "Aren't you going to help me?"
Ye Lu also asked, "Shouldn't you be helping me?"
Lin Yanyan: " ??"
Lin Yanyan looked at Ye Lu and said: Who are you?
[Hahaha, I feel like Lin Yanyan will really get angry with Ye Lu if this continues! ]
[Ye Lu! You are BIG! How dare you think that Shang Lu will help you but not the princess? Anyone who competes with the princess for favor will die! ]
[But in fact, Shang Lu didn't help anyone, she was just an innocent passerby]
Shang Lu looked at Lin Yanyan and answered honestly: "I don't think he can quarrel with you. You can do it."
Lin Yanyan and Ye Lu's voice was getting louder and louder. Shang Lu didn't want to join in the quarrel, as it might affect his hearing.
Lin Yanyan: "?"
Is that so? Okay, she accepts this explanation.
But this is not possible for the directing team! Shanglu didn't fall for it at all? This link of theirs is basically a waste of time. This must not be the case!
So the staff of the directing team immediately said: "Teacher Lin and Teacher Shang, please go up and have a rest first."
Shang Lu: "?"
Shang Lu looked at them, feeling very confused and asked: "I'm sitting up there fine, you guys?" Let me come down. I came down and now you let me come up again?”
[Hahaha Shang Lu: Are you sick? How about you play me? 】
Director team: "..."
The director team can only make excuses: "We can't let Teacher Lin and Teacher Ye continue to quarrel. You stay with Teacher Lin, and we are here to persuade Teacher Ye."
This reason is quite reasonable. So Shang Lu reluctantly went upstairs with Lin Yanyan.
Five minutes later.
The staff came and knocked on the door again.
He said anxiously: "Something happened to Teacher Shang. Teacher Ye and Teacher Xu got into a fight! Go and have a look!"
Lin Yanyan: "..."
Shang Lu: "?"
[Ah, hey, can you find the program team? A new reason! Changing people but not changing things is too perfunctory, hahahaha! ]
[Who said that? Be more rigorous! Things have obviously changed! The quarrel has turned into a fight! ]
Lin Yanyan and Shang Lu went downstairs together, and what they saw was Ye Lu and Xu Ze standing in front of the sofa, confronting each other. Their hands were holding the two ends of the same pillow. It seemed that neither of them wanted to let go. .
But this scene really doesn't look like a fight, more like children in kindergarten fighting for the same toy.
Shang Lu put his hand on his chin, and his eyes fell on the pillow with some confusion. He asked uncertainly: "Are you two fighting for this pillow?"
Xu Ze said nothing.
Ye Lu replied very arrogantly: "Yes! Is there any problem?"
Shang Lu picked up an identical pillow on the sofa next to him, handed it over, and said: "No problem, but it's not necessary. "
[What the Hahaha program team is looking for: perfunctory. The reason Ye Lu and Xu Ze found: more perfunctory]
[Shang Lu: I feel like I can’t integrate into this inexplicable world]
[I’ve made progress, I’ve made progress! (wiping away tears) Shang Lu is finally willing to persuade me! ]
Shang Lu first handed the pillow in his hand to Ye Lu, who was closer to her.
Ye Lu glanced at her: "I don't want it! I want this!"
Shang Lu looked at Xu Ze, who seemed more talkative, and handed the pillow to him.
Xu Ze is really easy to talk to.
He took the pillow and held it in his arms with one arm, but did not let go of Ye Lu's hand.
Shang Lu: "..."
Are they not done yet?
PD reminded in a low voice: "Teacher Shang, what else can you say?"
Shang Lu: "Should I say something?"
At this moment, in order to make the scene more realistic, Ye Lu instantly released his grip on the pillow. Instead, his hand grabbed Xu Ze's collar.
Shang Lu blinked, then looked at Lin Yanyan.
Lin Yanyan thought for a second, covered her mouth and gave a very exaggerated reaction: "Okay, so scary! Are they going to take action?"
Shang Lu: "..."
Isn't it too fake?
Shang Lu directly picked up an empty water glass on the table, grabbed it instead of a microphone, and said seriously: "Dear viewers, what is broadcast for you now is the annual boxing championship competition. I am today's special reporter Xiaolu. Today's battle The contestants are Ye Lu, the king of nonsense, and Xu Ze, the king of the world. This is the ultimate showdown between talkers and nonsense! The price of losing is to quit the entertainment industry after being disfigured! Please cheer and applaud them! "
Ye Lu:"? "
Xu Ze:"..."
[Hahahaha God damn boxing championship]
[The bullshit king and the king of the world hahaha!" What a special image, Shang Lu is really a genius at giving nicknames]
[I laughed to death, but that’s not how the word widowed king is used, right? ]
[Oh, it doesn't matter, the taciturn Xu Ze is indeed a widower anyway]
[Shang Lu: What? Dissuade a fight? No no no! You'd better fight! ]
[I feel that the program team chose the wrong person from the beginning... How could Shang Lu break up the fight hahaha]
Not only did Shang Lu not break up the fight, she also looked at Lin Yanyan and held up the glass of water during the interview: "Who do you think can win?"
Lin Yanyan didn't realize why she was making such a guess, but since it was Shang Lu who asked, she blurted out: "Ye Lu."
"Very good, then I'll buy Xu Ze." Shang Lu pulled Lin Yan. Yan went to the side and sat down, then opened a pack of melon seeds on the coffee table.
Looking at Ye Lu and Xu Ze who seemed to have pressed the pause button, Shang Lu even urged: "You two, continue? Why don't you take action?"
[Director Team: How did things get to this point? ! ]
[Ye Lu & Xu Ze: Save us! what to do? Should this drama continue? 】
Ye Lu looked at Shang Lu, with unacceptable expression on his face: "You don't care about us at all? Why don't you stop us?"
Shang Lu did not answer his question, but looked at the PD and asked: "Now What's going on? Do I need to take Xu Ze up to calm down?"
PD smiled very reluctantly and said, "Okay..."
Shang Lu glanced at Xu Ze and looked at him. He waved and said, "Okay, come with me."
Xu Ze followed with lowered eyes.
In Shang Lu's room.
Shang Lu looked at the same pillows from downstairs placed on the sofa in his room. There were still two of them.
So Shang Lu picked them up and handed them all to Xu Ze, saying: "Give them all to you." Xu Ze
: "..."
Xu Ze didn't say anything, but still took the two pillows and put them away at the same time. Put it on his lap.
[Hahaha, help! I started to feel embarrassed for Xu Ze! ]
[Xu Ze is innocent! 】
Five minutes later, Shang Lu's door was knocked again.
Looking at the familiar staff member at the door, seeing the same expression on his face as before but obviously already a little nervous, Shang Lu met his eyes and said in unison - "Something
happened to Teacher Shang, Teacher Ye and Song The teacher is starting to fight! Go and take a look!"
Shang Lu's voice was even more exaggerated than the staff.
Seeing the stiff expressions of the staff, Shang Lu shook his head slightly and sighed: "Oh my God, I am too smart."
The live broadcast room went crazy with laughter.
[Shang Lu successfully predicted the program team hahaha]
[Scored three times hahaha]
[Ye Lu: I work three jobs? This costs extra money! 】
【This time it was really just a change of people but nothing else. The directing team was very perfunctory, but the effect of the program relied on Shang Lu's mistakes. 】
【The program team probably did not expect that Shang Lu was not prepared to break up the fight from the beginning. Hahaha, by the way, Shang Lu, has she noticed it a long time ago?]
This time, Shang Lu waved his hand and said with an indifferent expression: "I won't go and see it. Let's count them both if they kill each other."
[Shang Lu Deer: Start swinging——]
[Ye Lu: QAQ? 】
【Family members! The test results have appeared! This team really does! without! have! friend! Affection! 】