Meng Li's eyes widened: "He is a little too skilled."
Lin Yanyan explained to him: "You don't understand. Ou Yi went to a child care center before and made the child cry and said his name was Ye Lu. It’s not too late to teach a child how to take revenge. When he grows up, he can become Ye Lu’s fan.”
Shang Lu agreed, “You don’t understand friendship.”
Meng Li said, “…”
He really doesn’t understand.
Shang Lu glanced at Xu Ze, with a hint of hatred in his eyes.
What's going on? She clearly remembered that Ou Yi wanted to be friends with Xu Ze. Didn't the two of them go playing ball together?
Xu Ze: "..."
Although he seemed to have guessed what Shang Lu wanted to say, this was the first time in his life that he wanted to ignore Shang Lu.
In the silent atmosphere on Xiao Nai's side, Ye Lu over there became more and more arrogant after saying Ou Yi's name. He communicated enthusiastically with the uncle and aunt, and even started to turn against guests.
Anyway, if you leave this village, the only thing that will be ruined is Ou Yi...oh no, Ou Ye's image.
Netizens came out to explain.
[To popularize science for everyone, this is really not friendship, but killing each other]
[We are going to hold a battle for the top idols on Weibo recently. The official held a voting preliminary last week. It was limited to 24 hours. More than one million netizens voted. The results The difference between the two of them is less than a hundred votes, which is completely different from other idols]
[So the two of them are now considered the kings of the idol world (?)]
[It is said that in the idol battle, the first place in the voting can get a super luxurious music production, and can compete with Produced by veteran-level masters, it is the ultimate goal in life of all idols]
[So I am also curious, come and bet, the final winner will be Ou Yi or Ye Lu! ]
Or Song Zeqian couldn't stand it anymore and didn't want to waste everyone's time, so he took the initiative to step forward and pretended that these people were invited by him to shoot for him according to the agreement with the program team.
Anyway, he is a wealthy businessman and can do anything with money.
After learning that a big star wanted to come to the village for filming or to come to his home, the village chief was initially hesitant, but after the program team called him aside to discuss the price, he happily agreed.
Not only did he earn another amount of money, but the people from the TV station came from home to film and talk about things that would be even more embarrassing.
But after he agreed, he quietly pulled his son aside and whispered a few words.
The village chief's son took one and locked the building.
No one in the living room seemed to notice this detail, and the recording of the show officially began.
Director: "Today's guest teacher Meng Li, please say hello to everyone!"
Meng Li: "..."
He really didn't sign a contract for this show.
Meng Li had no expression, but he was still cooperative. He reluctantly nodded and introduced himself.
Netizens can naturally see his reluctance.
[Mengli may have just come for a brief training, but he was forced to become a guest on the variety show]
[Speaking of which, this seems to be Mengli’s first variety show, and it is indeed a bit casual]
[Mengli’s face really stinks, and Song Zeqian When recording the first episode of "Little Nasty", there was a fight]
Then the director cueed Ye Lu and asked him to comment on how he felt after not seeing everyone for so long, which was also a recognition of Song Zeqian's training results.
Ye Lu looked at Lin Yanyan: "You have so much makeup today."
Because she couldn't get up in the morning, she put on all her makeup on the first day, but on the second day she gave up makeup and just put on lipstick to brighten her complexion. Lin Yanyan said: " ...You want to die?"
[Lin Yanyan didn't even draw her eyebrows! Damn straight man! ]
[It can be seen that the princess really wants to kill someone, hahaha]
Ye Lu: "?"
Was he wrong? never mind.
Ye Lu looked at Song Zeqian again: "Why are you wearing sunglasses again?"
Song Zeqian's sunglasses were originally used to conceal his emotions, so after getting familiar with everyone in the later period, the frequency of wearing sunglasses also dropped a lot, and now he has changed them A bigger one, almost completely covering half of his face.
Song Zeqian said expressionlessly: "No one asked you to judge me."
Ye Lu: "...?"
Did he say something wrong again? Forget it.
Ye Lu looked at Xu Ze, and this time he looked at it seriously for a long time: "You are a lot darker."
After saying that, he took out a bottle of sunscreen from the bag on the suitcase and handed it to Xu Ze: "Don't You're welcome!"
Ye Lu finally looked at Jiang Jing and smiled: "Sister Jiang Jing is still as gentle and beautiful as ever."
Nonsense, he is not a beast.
After recording together for so long, Jiang Jing has always been very tolerant of them. In Ye Lu's heart, Jiang Jing is naturally impeccable.
Jiang Jing smiled helplessly and said, "Thank you."
The evaluation was completed.
Then Ye Lu concluded: "You don't seem to have changed much. Director Song is not very good, so you should ask me to guide you..."
Ye Lu paused mid-sentence.
Wait, is this "you" missing one person?
Ye Lu's eyes became confused. He looked at the people in front of him and asked: "Where is Shang Lu?"
Others: "?!"
Lin Yanyan was like a child who had lost the most important thing, and she suddenly became anxious: " Where is Lu Lu? Wasn't she still here just now?"
Everyone immediately started looking for Shang Lu.
Jiang Jing and Lin Yanyan went to her room.
Ye Lu began to rummage through the boxes: "Shang Lu, are you here?"
Netizens were speechless.
[...]
[Ye Lu, stop it, Shang Lu will never hide it in the refrigerator:)]
Ye Lu is very anxious to find Shang Lu because the program team gave him a special task to make Shang Lu emit more than one hundred decibels screams.
But why did the Shanglu people disappear just after the recording started? So how on earth is he going to complete his mission?
Song Zeqian noticed the two forgotten bags of bread on the ground at the threshold and said, "That seems to be brought by Shang Lu, right? She just went out?"
Xu Ze expressed his understanding and walked towards the door to ask the old people who were still watching. , softened his voice: "Did you just see a girl coming out?"
The old people did not answer, but all looked at an "old man" among them.
"Bang--"
Shang Lu was wearing a large-flowered cotton-padded jacket he didn't know where he got it from, with a scarf wrapped around his head. He was half hunched over, chewing on melon seeds and slowly raised his head. He smiled at Xu Ze and stretched out his hand. He put his index finger in the middle of his lips to signal him to keep it secret.
Xu Ze: "..."
Where did her melon seeds come from?
[Suddenly]
[The good guy deserves to be you, Shang Lu]
Shang Lu pointed at Ye Lu, who was still looking for him in the house, and then pointed in front of him, signaling Xu Ze to bring Ye Lu over.
Although Xu Ze didn't understand what Shang Lu wanted to do, he always listened to her, so he walked back and patted Ye Lu on the shoulder and said, "Go and ask the grandmothers at the door."
Ye Lu: "?"
Why should he ask?
After being puzzled for a while, he thought that Xu Ze might still not like talking to strangers. He still took on this responsibility and took the initiative to walk to the door. He thought he was very popular in this village and said with a smile: "Grandmas, may I ask you a question?" Have you seen..."
Before Ye Lu finished speaking, he saw an "old man" kneeling down in front of him.
Ye Luren was almost scared out of his mind. His body reacted very quickly. He knelt on the ground with a "pop" and grabbed the shoulders of the "old man" in front of him: "You can't do it! If you need help, just tell me!" The "old man "
in front of him made a slightly weird voice: "... Young man, is it true?"
Ye Lu was filled with panic at this moment, and his low IQ could not support his thinking, so he could only nod his head like a chicken. Pei Mi: "Really, really, if you can help me, I will!"
Help!
Why did an old man suddenly kneel down to him?
Were the cameras always on? Is it possible for him to make it clear?
Not to mention the top-notch battle with Ou Yi and the stage of cooperation with the master, when the "old man" knelt down in front of him, Ye Lu even thought about how to write a statement about his withdrawal from the circle after being scolded.
The "old man" buried his face lower and lower, and said in a crying voice: "Young man, I think these socks of yours are really good. Can you give them to me? I'm an old man... I haven't had a new pair of socks for many years. Now. It’s the New Year, and I just want your socks to have a warm winter.”
Ye Lu: “…?”
He thought it was something that might cost him money or go to hell, but it ended up like this. ?
He had never heard such a perverted... bah, simple wish.
Before Ye Lu could react, he saw the "old man" suddenly bending down as if to kowtow to him.
Ye Lu: "!!!"
Ye Lu panicked even more and immediately replied: "Okay! I'll take it off! I'll take it off now! I'll give it to you! Don't kowtow! I will definitely lose my life!"
Ye Lu said Then he wanted to get up and take off his socks for the "old man", but he didn't succeed, maybe because his legs were weak, so he simply sat on the ground and pulled off his shoes with both hands. Then he successfully took off his socks and handed them to the "old man" in front of him. "He kept repeating: "Here you are, happy New Year!
"
[The New Year's gift is socks...ah, isn't this Christmas? ]
[So Ye Lu really hasn't discovered that the old man in front of him is Shang Lu pretending to be? 】
【Obviously he was almost stunned, it's only a ghost if he can find it, hahaha】
When the "old man" in front of him stretched out his hand wearing disposable gloves and took over the socks...
huh? ? ?
Ye Lu reacted.
Why is this old man wearing disposable gloves? And even with a layer of gloves, there are clearly no wrinkles on this hand. It doesn’t look like an old man’s hand, does it?
Ye Lu was at a loss, and at this moment, the socks had left him and were directly dragged away by the "old man".
Shang Lu stood up from the ground, looked at the socks in her hand with disgust, and walked over to the director team with it: "The mission is completed."
Yes, this was the mission given to her by the director team.
After meeting, try to steal the socks Ye Lu wore today.
On the way back just now, the director mysteriously pulled her aside to arrange the scene.
Shang Lu naturally refused on the spot.
Stealing Ye Lu's socks? This sounds too perverted!
But the program team of Little Annoying and Shang Lu have been in love and killed each other for ten episodes, and they know her well enough.
When Shang Lu learned that the program crew would provide her with five different flavors of cakes, as well as a new chestnut-flavored product that she had never tasted before, Shang Lu, who had been eating plain porridge and steamed buns for a week in the countryside, was still shaken.
It's okay to be a pervert once in a while.
So after some haggling, she had to get Ye Lu's socks, but she could use them in any way.
What the program team was thinking was: Not stealing? That can be snatched, and she can count it as a success if she takes it off by force.
However, Shang Lu chose to use his performance to trick Ye Lu into taking off his socks to her.
Ye Lu got up from the ground and stood on the ground with bare feet. Everyone was at a loss looking at the scene in front of him.
Shang Lu held up the pair of socks and walked up to the director team and asked: "Is it okay?"
The director stepped back repeatedly, obviously avoiding the pair of socks: "It's okay, Teacher Shang, your mission is completed! Complete! "
Ye Lu: "!"
Ye Lu was dissatisfied: "Why do you dislike my socks so much? This is a new limited edition! I'm wearing it for the first time today!"
Shang Lu looked at him and said seriously: " I'm not targeting you, I despise everyone's socks."
Ye Lu: "..."
That's okay, he reluctantly accepted it.
"Ha." Looking at the absurd scene in front of him, Song Zeqian showed a mocking smile, then picked up the tea at hand and drank it.
"Pfft--"
A mouthful of tea spurted out.
Song Zeqian looked a little embarrassed. He put the tea cup away and looked directly at the culprit Lin Yanyan: "Why did you put sugar in my cup?"
Lin Yanyan was the only one who had approached his tea cup just now.
Lin Yanyan: "QAQ."
Why did he still find out?
The assistant director announced: "Lin Yanyan's mission failed."
Yes, Lin Yanyan's mission was to add sugar to Song Zeqian's cup, but he couldn't let him know that she did it.
However, this week, Lin Yanyan has been smoothed by life. She no longer has the strong desire to win and lose as before. She just wants to perfunctory the program team, which doesn't matter.
Lin Yanyan directly took the bitter melon juice from the program team and drank it without expression, accepting the punishment for failing the mission.
[I seem to suddenly see Lin Yanyan’s growth (bushi)]
[Princess’s Numbness]
Next, everyone completed the tasks assigned to everyone by the program team, but overall most of them failed.
Ye Lu rarely calmed down and did not act in a hurry.
Because Ye Lu realized that his and Shang Lu's tasks were the only "mutual" ones present. If Shang Lu succeeded, then he could never lose!
But it is too difficult to scare Shang Lu and make him scream!
Ye Lu was in distress.
It seems that I haven't heard Shang Lu scream for so long.
Shang Lu looked at him expressionlessly: "Put away that expression on your face that says you want to plot against me."
Ye Lu immediately raised a smile and denied: "It's nothing, don't judge the villain with the heart of a gentleman. ."
Shang Lu: "...Don't say what's in your heart next time."
Although she knew that Ye Lu's mission must be aimed at her, Shang Lu didn't take it too seriously. After all, she had completed her mission successfully. After eating the cake, he was in a good mood and would not deliberately be wary of Ye Lu.
As for whether Ye Lu has the ability to complete the task, it is not her business.
Because Shang Lu discovered something more worthy of attention.
In just one hour, she looked at the director group many times.
Shang Lu had never seen so many new faces among the staff, especially when they first met at the entrance of the village. One photographer even dropped the camera, but he didn't care at all how much the lens was worth, but picked it up and started using it. Gone.
Shang Lu remembered the photographer's face, but until now, Shang Lu had not seen him again. The total number of staff was also reduced compared to when she first saw it at the entrance of the village.
The director is different today than usual.
In the past, when she was interested in something, he would definitely find the topic interesting and take the initiative to ask questions. However, today she looked at her so many times, but he avoided her eyes a little, and even rushed the process behind the cue.
The assistant director was a person who couldn't hide things. At this moment, he kept wiping the cold sweat on his forehead with a handkerchief.
Everyone and everything is weird, let alone stacked together.
Shang Lu didn't say anything because she knew she wouldn't get an answer even if she asked, so she just followed the program team's process.
Today is the day of the village’s monthly meeting.
Naturally, the village chief has to chair the meeting, and every household has to send a representative to attend.
Because they can receive some free rice, the villagers are quite active in this kind of thing.
The old people who were watching at the door stopped walking when they heard the sound of the trumpet.
Compared with the so-called big stars, they still pay more attention to the rice they can take home and eat in their stomachs.
At this moment, apart from them, only Zhang Qian and Azhi were left in the village chief's house. The village chief needed to preside over the meeting. Suddenly a villager came to tell them that the village chief had an argument with a stranger who asked for directions on the road. The eldest son was asked to hurry up. Click over to take a look.
The man was a little embarrassed but had to leave. Before leaving, he touched his son's head and warned: "Study upstairs and don't disturb uncles and aunts from working. Take good care of mom and grandma. Dad will be back soon. I understand." "?"
The little boy nodded, looking quite well-behaved.
After the man left, the program crew focused the camera on Azhi and Zhang Qian, and said directly: "Would you like to be interviewed? Don't be nervous, just talk to us about the village specialties."
Shang Lu lowered his eyelashes.
Their program has not really changed into a travel program, and they will not give free advertising to this village without reaching a cooperative relationship.
Zhang Qian is not a eloquent person either. She looked very shy when being photographed by the machine, waving her hands repeatedly and saying that she could not speak.
But the program team was still trying very hard to communicate with her.
At this moment, the sound of heavy objects falling was heard upstairs.
A staff member asked: "What happened? Do you want to go up and take a look?"
Zhang Qian showed a trace of panic on her face, shook her head and said: "It's okay, it's okay."
Xiaozhi suddenly said: "Mom, grandma won't do it from here. " Did you fall off the bed?"
Jiang Jing also said worriedly: "It's a big deal if an elderly person falls. It's better to go up and have a look."
Song Zeqian followed: "Let's go up with you. If anything happens, you will be alone. A woman can't do anything for a child."
Zhang Qian quickly refused: "No, thank you very much. I'll just go and take a look. Nothing will happen."
"Mom, you stay here with them, it's me. Let's go see grandma." Xiaozhi suddenly stood up and said.
Zhang Qian's face showed embarrassment.
She had never had any ideas. She usually listened to her father-in-law and husband, but now she didn't have the guts to make the decision. She felt that what her son said made sense, so she nodded in agreement.
Xiaozhi quickly went upstairs, but ran down in a hurry, crying: "Mom! Oh no, mom, grandma fell to the ground. There is still glass on the ground, but dad locked the security door and I can't open it. There is blood on grandma's body, there is blood!"
Song Zeqian stood up immediately and comforted Xiaozhi: "Don't be afraid, we will send grandma to the hospital."
The atmosphere at the scene seemed to become anxious.
Only Shang Lu looked at Song Zeqian and Xiaozhi, and she finally understood everything strange at this moment.
The threads are all connected, because Xiaozhi is the thread.
He and Song Zeqian had reached some kind of cooperative relationship at this moment, and their middleman should be the village chief's second son who contacted him as Song Zeqian said.
Someone in the program team also knew about this and was willing to cooperate with Song Zeqian, so the director and assistant director were in such a strange state today, and they deliberately dragged Zhang Qian here for an interview just in case there was an unexpected noise on the third floor. time, they can ask questions.
Whether Xiaozhi has always taken the initiative to deliver meals to grandma recently, or whether he now goes up to check on grandma, he is teaching grandma how to cooperate with them.
Even the stranger who asked for directions who had a dispute with the village chief was probably arranged by them in order to lure away the family's labor force.
After getting along with each other these days, Shang Lu also discovered that the village chief thought he was the authority in the village. Because they gave him enough money, he always had a good attitude and was not wary of them.
On the contrary, his son seemed to be taciturn, but relatively more vigilant. Before leaving, he added another lock. Even if they were not at home, they could not enter to see the village chief's wife on the third floor, leading to a stalemate now.
But the turning point lies with Zhang Qian.
Xiaozhi cried directly and said to Zhang Qian: "Mom, what if grandma dies? It was the same last time, almost... Please open the door quickly, please."
Zhang Qian never expected that this would happen again . , looking pale.
She knew where the key to the house was hidden, but she didn't dare to open the door.
If she opened it, these people would see her mother-in-law.
When her husband and father-in-law came back, they knew they would be angry, and she might even have her legs broken.
So Zhang Qian wanted to refuse, wanted to tell her son that she didn't have the key, and let him go home to her husband to deal with the matter. In short, it had nothing to do with her.
Shang Lu looked at Zhang Qian at this moment and said: "If an elderly person falls, even a minute's delay in being sent to the hospital may affect his life. For Xiaozhi, he will remember that he failed to save his grandma today for the rest of his life. , he may not be able to let go of the shadow of death and self-blame for the rest of his life."
Through these days of getting along, Shang Lu clearly understood that for Zhang Qian, her son was her life.
These words also succeeded in making this weak woman start to waver.
Zhang Qian murmured: "No... no..." If
her son wants to grow up healthy and happy, and be successful, how can he live in the shadow of death and self-blame all his life?
Moreover, my father-in-law and husband did not want my mother-in-law to die. After all, this was a human life. They were also very scared last time and sent her to the hospital when they saw something really happened to her mother-in-law.
Yes, that's it.
Zhang Qian finally made up her mind, staggered up and walked to the cabinet, took out a pair of slippers and a key from the slippers, and tremblingly reached out and handed it to her son.
And right now.
A cold yet angry voice sounded at the door: "What are you doing?"
The village chief's son came back.