Chapter 145: Long Aojiao cried and accepted the reality. Exploding Dan bomb?
"Is Daoist Fellow Lu Ming here? I hope you will forgive me for disturbing you so late at night."
Lu Ming quietly appeared outside the Lanyue Sect and ran thousands of miles before taking out the sound transmission jade talisman.
Then he responded: "Daoist Xiao Ling'er?"
"It's rare that you actually contacted me on your own initiative, but is there something wrong?"
"I do have a favor to ask, but I am ashamed to say it."
Xiao Ling'er felt a little embarrassed.
After all, she is asking for help from others, and she is like an intermediary.
This intermediary's work was not in vain, as he was able to get a favor from Long Aotian. Although it did not belong to him but to the Lanyue Sect, it was still very good.
Even Xiao Ling'er and Yao Lao had to admit that Long Aotian was indeed very "abnormal".
Even Yao Lao mentioned more than once that she had never seen a pervert like Long Aotian.
Ridiculously strong!
Even more extravagant.
But he has never been killed by anyone, instead he lives a very comfortable life.
The favors from this kind of person will come in handy sooner or later, and maybe even in a very important way.
Therefore, even though it was a little embarrassing, she did not hesitate to tell Long Aotian, or Long Aojiao's experiences and demands one by one.
Lu Ming listened quietly, occasionally exclaiming to express his surprise.
Of course, it was all pretend, he already knew that.
But if you're acting, you have to do it fully.
"That's what happened." Finally, Xiao Ling'er concluded: "Long Aojiao promised me a favor in exchange for contacting you, hoping to exchange it for the Gu worm in your hand."
"If you are willing, she will owe you a favor."
"It is said that even if you ask her to fight to the death, she will not hesitate."
"but···"
Xiao Linger explained, "I am just making the contact on your behalf. The specific decision still depends on you. Only you can make the decision for yourself."
"Well, that's natural."
Lu Ming pondered and said, "A Gu worm could actually transform Long Aotian into Long Aojiao. This is really... unbelievable. However, I cannot be sure whether this is the same kind of Gu worm."
"That's all right."
"Long Aojiao has also thought about this possibility, but he is willing to give it a try."
"good."
"Then you reply to him for me, I can agree to it."
"Tell him to find me three thousand miles north of Baidi City when he is free."
After saying that, Lu Ming started on his way.
That guy Long Aojiao runs fast.
If I don't run faster, I really won't be able to catch up.
As for why not just wait for him here, it was naturally for safety reasons.
Long Aojiao is being hunted down by powerful people from the Feather Clan, many of whom are at the eighth level. They cannot be careless, otherwise, it will be disastrous if the situation spreads to the Lanyue Sect.
"Thank you very much, fellow Taoist. I will contact her immediately."
Xiao Ling'er also breathed a sigh of relief and told Fan Jianqiang the result.
The latter immediately contacted Long Aojiao: "Aojiao, Aojiao! Good news, my sister has contacted Lu Ming, and his Gu worm is still there. If you need it, hurry to the north of Baidi City, three thousand miles away."
"Daoyou Lu Ming will be waiting for you there."
“Three days!”
"good!!!"
Long Aojiao was excited.
He even forgot to scold Fan Jianqiang, and just said: "I will keep the favor I owe you. When you need to redeem it, just contact me!"
"I'm leaving too, hahaha!"
“···”
"So happy."
“It seems to have changed back.”
"Can it be that simple?"
Fan Jianqiang muttered to himself, he didn't really believe it anyway.
······
That night.
Three phantom pigs are produced at the same time.
Twelve 'red-haired wild boars' were born.
Brand new variety.
No one knows what his talent is, but Zhu Rourong is very serious about it, and at the same time, his professional qualities begin to show.
That’s not all.
Eight Treasures Chicken and Eight Treasures Duck also started to lay eggs.
It's just a little slower in efficiency.
"According to my observation, roosters and ducks are quite powerful, so they should all be fertilized eggs."
"But looking at the hens and ducks, they don't look like they have any desire to hatch eggs."
"If it's stored for too long and goes bad, isn't that a waste?"
"Eat? That's not right. The best way now is of course to continue to reproduce. Chickens lay eggs, eggs lay chickens..."
"No, I have to find a way to get some artificial incubators."
"!"
······
The next day, early morning.
Lu Ming had just arrived at the designated location.
Long Aojiao arrived.
Lu Ming looked at her with a strange expression: "Aotian... no, Tsundere?"
"Are you looking for death?!"
Long Aojiao was immediately furious, but then, like a deflated ball, she lost all her energy and spirit: "Damn it, that damn Gu Yue, he died early, otherwise I would have tortured him for thousands of years!"
"Quick, give me the insect."
"I owe you a favor!"
“···”
Lu Ming took out the jade bottle that contained the poisonous insect.
Long Aojiao took it and looked at the dense seals, prohibitions and spells on the bottle. She was surprised: "What are you doing?!"
"I'm afraid."
Lu Ming said as a matter of course: "I heard that you turned into a dragon arrogant because of the poisonous insect, how can I not be worried?"
"What if it sneaks out by some special means and enters my body on its own..."
"So, seal it to be safer!"
“That doesn’t require dozens of seals, prohibitions, and spells, right?” Long Aojiao complained, his voice particularly pleasant, like an oriole singing.
It sounds good.
When Lu Ming heard this, he got goose bumps all over his body.
He is thinking.
What is the current situation of Long Aojiao?
Is she a real girl?
Or a man-girl?
If it's the latter...eh!
However, no matter whether it is true or false, I definitely don't want to get involved.
I can’t afford it. I can’t afford it.
Bang!
Long Aojiao made a move, and restrictions and seals exploded one after another. Finally, it tore off the talisman, poured out the poisonous insect, and looked at it carefully in its palm.
"how?"
"Is it different from what you took originally?" Lu Ming asked curiously.
“There are some differences.”
Long Aojiao's heartbeat quickened, and she felt something was wrong, but she still consoled herself by saying, "But Gu worms can never be exactly the same, just like us humans, don't we all have different faces?"
“This should be normal.”
"Then eat it." Lu Ming spread his hands.
Long Aojiao: “...eat!”
“Eat!”
"I'll eat it right away!"
"Eat, I'll watch you eat."
"Oh, are you annoying!!!"
For a moment, Long Aojiao hesitated.
For Long Aojiao, or Long Aotian, this is a situation that has never appeared before.
hesitate···
But she had no choice but to hesitate, as this matter concerned her own future.
If it succeeds, I will regain my male body.
otherwise···
call!
She let out a long breath, suppressed all distracting thoughts, and swallowed the insect.
After a moment.
She began to change.
The most obvious thing is growing taller!
In just a dozen seconds, he grew more than ten centimeters taller.
“Recovered, recovered!!!”
Long Aojiao was overjoyed.
The sound has also changed a bit.
"You've grown taller. This is my height!"
"I've had enough of this damned female body!"
She cursed, "Huh?"
"The sound hasn't fully recovered yet?"
"It's okay, it'll take some time!"
She muttered, her excitement evident in her words.
It can even be said that it is the most exciting thing I have ever experienced.
Lu Ming was surprised: "Is he really recovered?"
"Damn it, so we were just casual acquaintances, and Gu Yue wanted to turn me into a woman? Damn, I deserved to die."
"You deserve to die!!!"
But soon, he realized something was wrong.
Long Aojiao was still in an excited state and did not use her spiritual sense to scan herself, so she did not find any major clues, but Lu Ming saw it clearly.
She has indeed grown taller!
The sound changes too.
Even the whole body shape and even the hair have changed.
But the problem is...
He didn't turn back into a man.
It's just a simple change in appearance and figure, nothing more.
Before, she was a cute girl with a nice voice, sweet and cute looks, but also a bit fierce, in short, a girl with a baby-faced giant.
Now, it’s the long straight black legs of the great lady—the queen lady style.
Among girls, these are two different groups.
They are two extremes.
But Long Aojiao completed the transformation in just a few tens of seconds.
Seeing that she was still excited, Lu Ming couldn't bear to reveal the cruel truth.
But in the end, he still sighed: "Tsundere."
"Call me Young Master Aotian!" Long Aojiao emphasized.
However, her voice has completely changed. It is no longer the singing of an oriole, but has become the voice of a queen with an 'iceberg special effect'.
"You should still call me Tsundere."
Lu Ming sighed: "If you really don't like it, you can also call me Huang Aotian."
“You…what did you say?!”
Long Aojiao glared at him angrily, and at the same time felt panic for no reason.
She guessed something, but couldn't believe it.
"We have to accept reality." Lu Ming said helplessly: "Although I really want to say that you have changed back, the fact is that you have only changed your appearance and style."
"gender···"
“Nothing has changed.”
"In other words, if I'm not mistaken, what Gu Yue Fangyuan gave you was indeed the gender-changing Gu, but what he gave me was just a simple disguise Gu."
"So even though you have changed now, you are still a woman, not a man."
"After all...it's just a disguise."
"You are talking nonsense!!!"
Long Aojiao angrily said, "Stop talking nonsense, this is only temporary, I will be able to change back soon, I can change back!!!"
“I am still changing, still changing…”
“Still…”
"Change."
She looked pale.
In the end, even I didn't believe it.
He staggered and almost fell.
Then he sat down on the ground and remained silent for a long time.
Lu Ming got closer and discovered that Long Aojiao actually...
crying???
That's not right.
Will Long Aotian cry?
Are you fake?
But on second thought, she is not Long Aotian now, but Long Aojiao...
Thinking about it this way, it doesn’t seem so hard to accept?
"Men don't shed tears easily, but they just don't cry until they are heartbroken. All of his brothers are gone, so it's normal to shed a few tears. And after becoming a woman, his personality should have changed a little, right?"
"cough."
“不过，我还是等她自己冷静下来吧。”
“这时候刺激她，她估计得跟我干起来！”
“不急，不急。”
陆鸣等待片刻，仔细去看时，却又发现泪痕消失了。
无法确定龙傲娇到是否流泪。
但他也没提这事儿，毕竟是龙傲娇，哪壶不开提哪壶，人家也很难受的好吧？
“咳。”
“你接下来有什么打算？”
“···”
龙傲娇抬头，面无表情：“与你何干？”
“是是是，与我无关。”
见她起身，陆鸣上下打量了片刻，道：“你这衣物不合身。”
“难道我不知道吗？”
龙傲娇无语，自己会不知道衣物不合身？那是自己男儿身时所穿的衣物，现在都是女子，且还再度变化过一次，能合身？
她尝试‘变身’。
然后···
变回了奶凶萌妹模样。
陆鸣：“Σ(⊙▽⊙“a！？”
龙傲天：“(ΩДΩ)？？？”
“这？！”
她再度变身。
结果，变成女王御姐。
随即，便是疯狂来回切换。
陆鸣惊了：“你这是···故意的还是？”
龙傲娇几乎再次气哭：“什么故意不故意，我想用变化之术变回男儿身，至少看起来顺眼些，可不知为何，变来变去都只有这两个形象。”
“就好像···”
“就好像我的变化之术被封印，只剩下这两个形象可供我选择！”
“该死的古月。”
“那王八羔子！”
“我***他***个臭**！”
“本少···”
又是一通怒骂。
她保持着御姐形象，骂起来杀伤力却是比奶凶萝莉强横许多倍，至少不会给人一种萌哒哒、撒娇之感。
就是与她这形象有些不符。
陆鸣听明白了，吃惊道：“所以你现在想自己变身、暂时伪装成龙傲天都办不到了？”
“！！！”龙傲娇瞪了他一眼，没吭声。
你这不是废话么？
若是能暂且变回去，本少会那般着急？
“卧槽，看来，古月那狗曰的是铁了心要将你变成女子啊，他该不会提前算到你会‘走这一步棋’了吧？”
“所以，给你的，乃是性转蛊，给我的的确是一个‘伪装蛊’，但却不知加了什么特技，彻底锁死了你的‘变化技能’，让你只能在这两个女子形象中切换。”
“一个奶凶萝莉、一个高冷御姐。”
“都是大道理加大长腿，还有黑长直···”
“嘶。”
你别说。
你还真别说。
古月那狗曰的还挺懂享受，啊不是，还挺有眼光！
这两种反差在一个人身上聚齐了。
只是···
若是他还活着，他能拿下龙傲娇？或者说，他能下的去那啥？
“···”
“人才，他恐怕还真能下得去。”
陆鸣突然想到，龙傲天是男性时，天赋变态，性转之后，天赋应该也很变态吧？只不过从阳，转化为阴。
换言之，或许现在的龙傲娇其实是一个绝佳炉鼎，与之双修什么的，事半功倍？
陆鸣一个哆嗦。
不行，自己还是无福消受，太特么那啥了。
不过如果是古月的话，为了实力、为了利益，恐怕都不会有半点犹豫吧？
真狠人儿啊！
陆鸣唏嘘，而后道：“那我方才所言，倒并非是废话了，你这衣物的确不合身，要不，换一身？”
“岂有此理！”
龙傲娇怒而跺脚，周遭数百米地面瞬间崩塌，烟尘漫天。
“本少岂能穿女子服饰？”
“不妥，不妥！！！”
“但是。”陆鸣晓之以情，动之以理：“你穿男装，反而有一种别样的诱惑，难道你没发现吗？”
“乍一看，倒像是被某男子凌辱，自己的衣物都被撕毁，无奈之下只能穿那男子的服饰···”
“胡说八道！”
“谁敢？”
“谁能凌辱本少？”龙傲娇大怒。
“我是说像，看起来像。”陆鸣摊手手：“你也是男人，你用神识扫自己一圈儿，看看是否有那种感觉？”
龙傲娇神识一扫，懵了，也不吭声了。
别说，还真是！
可是，难道自己真要穿女装，从里到外都变成女子？
我堂堂龙傲天龙少，岂能如此啊？！
看出他的顾虑，陆鸣干咳一声，提议道：“我知道你有顾虑，不过，我听过有句老话——生活就像被强，既然无法反抗，倒不如试着享受。”
“不可能！本少必然有办法反抗！”
“至少你现在没有。”
龙傲娇不吭声了。
他现在真没办法反抗。
陆鸣循循善诱：“不过，你是谁？你是曾经的龙傲天龙少，如今···嗯，暂且叫龙傲娇吧。”
“但不管你叫什么、不管你是男是女，你都是最亮的‘仔/女’，必然要与众不同！”
“所以其实在我看来，女装男装都没区别，唯一的区别，得狂霸酷炫拽、得与众不同！”
“无论男女，你都要凌驾于所有人之上、得压的所有人都喘不过气来。”
“是男儿身，你得帅出天际、得狂傲无尽。”
“是女儿身？那便得艳压各族圣女、神女，且穿着也要与众不同，比她们好看无数倍···”
龙傲娇猛然抬头，看着陆鸣。
‘知己’啊！！！
她豁然开朗。
说的真好。
男如何、女又如何？
龙傲天如何、龙傲娇又如何？
我始终是我，不一样的烟火~！
龙傲天？将是所有人中最帅、最霸道、最强的一个。
龙傲娇，则是所有人中最美、最超然，同时，仍然是最强的那个！
这么一想，她突然觉着，自己似乎没那般伤心了。
甚至都没去想这是否是‘自我安慰简称自慰’。
“有道理！”
她回应：“论姿色，本少···我龙傲娇有信心艳压天下，论实力，就是那些圣女、圣女当面，我依旧能将她们镇压。”
“但你要说服饰，如何能超越所有人，成为他们之最？”
“你有想法？”
龙傲天···突然就接受了龙傲娇这个身份，没办法啊。
纵然无法彻底接受，至少暂时也是要接受的。
否则，自己还活不活了？
且至少，还是有好处的。
那便是自己现在的模样，就是羽族那些第八境大能站在自己面前都认不出来，再换个女装，嗯···
短时间内却是全然不用担心会被围攻。
何况，暂时也没办法变回来啊。
得徐徐图谋，若是此刻还不接受现实，那自己不得把自己给逼死、急死？
“要说想法，我还真有！”
他没结过婚。
但穿越之前，也不是没去会所里拯救过迷途小姐姐。
何况身为现代人，网络上到处都是擦边短视频，想没看过都难。
没穿过、没研究过女装，就算没吃过猪肉也没见过猪跑。
“何况她这身材是真没的说，前凸后翘、该凸的地方凸，该平的地方平，完全就是完美的衣架子，穿什么衣服都好看。”
“就算要考虑，也只是考虑气质问题。”
“挑选出一套最适合她气质的服饰出来，嗯···还真不难。”
啪！
陆鸣打了个响指：“你等等，我略懂一些炼器之术，给你炼制一套出来，你穿上试试且看如何？”
“你还懂炼器？”龙傲娇讶异。
“略懂，略懂。”
陆鸣笑了笑，表示只会亿点点。
昨日此刻，他还不会。
但随着火云儿拜师，这炼器技能，自然也能共享过来，只是炼制一身衣物，着实不难。
只是，在他即将动手时，却又突然顿住。
“你停下来作甚？！”龙傲娇皱眉：“练啊！”
“猛男难为无米之炊。”陆鸣摊手：“没材料我怎么炼？”
之前没有这个技能，自然也不会相应准备，有炼器材料都是一股脑丢在宗门宝库内，谁会随身携带？
事发突然，自然是拿不出来。
“材料？多大点事儿！”
“本少有！”
“···”
“以后我是不是应该称本姑娘？”
龙傲娇麻了。
无奈叹息之余，打开自己的储物袋。
陆鸣放眼一看。
好家伙，几乎被闪瞎了眼！
这储物袋是最顶级的那种，空间极大，其内宝物更是多如牛毛，他一人的宝物，比整个揽月宗都还要多出不知多少！
“本少···本姑娘也不知道你需要什么材料，但这几年所杀之人、所缴获之物皆在其中，你自己挑！”
“除炼制衣物所需之外，你还可任选一块材料作为报酬。”
“那···就却之不恭了。”
陆鸣很快选定目标：“就这块星泪金吧。”
星泪金，不是仙金，但价值却丝毫不比仙金低，同时，更为稀有！
炼器之时，只要添加千分之一的星泪金，便可让所炼之器的硬度、韧性，尽皆提升十倍以上！
而这一块星泪金足有半吨，若是放出去，怕是整个西南域都要爆发一场大乱，圣地都有可能下场！
“拿去！”
龙傲娇毫不犹豫交给陆鸣。
后者也是暗道“他妈的”。
“不愧是龙傲娇，这‘待遇’，简直无敌了，走到哪儿，敌人就送到哪儿。”
“若非被其他主角模板影响、改变了一些既定路线，他或许现在没这么强，但必然是一路顺风顺水、无比璀璨吧？”
“···”
啧。
一声暗叹。
陆鸣随手挑选一些合适材料之后开始炼器。
法宝有很多种类。
除最常见的攻击、防御类法宝之外，还有首饰类、内甲类、神识类、特殊类等等。
同样，衣物也可以是法宝。
且法宝类衣物千变万化，强度也极高。
都大修士了，总不能还穿普通衣物吧？
那太容易坏。
“稍等片刻。”
陆鸣动手，效率极高。
火云儿炼器天赋、手段皆不差，林凡修为又比她更高，还能触类旁通，结合萧灵儿炼丹之术的部分手法，因此，又快又好。
不多时，材料便已尽皆融化、成型。
约莫半个时辰后，成品出炉。
但，龙傲娇麻了！
看着林凡手中那无比小巧的布料，她幽幽道：“内衣？”
陆鸣摇头：“不不不，都有。”
“内外都有。”
“内外都有？”
“就这点布料？”
她随手一拿，却发现是一长条柔顺、丝滑、亲肤的···黑色半透明布料。
“这啥啊？”
这一长条，一头有个洞、一头却又封死的，这能穿？？？
“这是袜子！”
“丝袜！”
“好东西。”
这可是嗨丝啊！
御姐穿这个，简直太合适了。
“来来来，我给你介绍一下，这是袜子，能拉多高你就拉多高。”
“这是裙子，你穿上。”
“内衣呢就是这个，你别看布料不多，但你穿上效果绝对惊人。”
“这是鞋。”
“···”
龙傲娇彻底麻了。
有这种衣物？？？
有这种鞋？
“你那是什么眼神？”陆鸣皱眉：“相信我好吧？只要你穿上，必然会喜欢，快去吧，总不至于让我教你怎么穿？”
“去，找个地方换去。”
“我再替你炼制一套。”
“身为女子，总不能只有一套衣服吧？去吧去吧。”
陆鸣直接开始赶人。
龙傲娇无语，将信将疑拿着衣物，跑到暗处、布下禁制之后，开始换衣物。
陆鸣则开始炼制第二套。
“第一套是黑色，这第二套嘛···”
“就是白色。”
不多时。
龙傲天出来了。
一头黑发扎起，黑色紧身包臀裙、差两寸便挨着裙边的半透明嗨丝，细长恨天高···
这等装束，搭配上此刻龙傲天的御姐范儿，简直是相得益彰。
相辅相成之下，似乎连其颜值都再添了几分。
龙傲娇愣住。
神识扫视之下，她看的真切。
久久无法言语。
你别说！
你他妈还真别说。
好看、太好看了，马德，好看的不得了！
哪怕是自己看了，都有一种血脉喷涌的冲动。
若是之前的自己见了，定然会想办法将其拿下，而后与之夜夜笙歌、绝不停歇~！
她伸手，摸向自己那裹着嗨丝的光滑大腿。
马德，腿玩年啊！
啪！
她一个忍不住，给了自己一巴掌。
“禽兽，连自己都不放过！！！”
但随即，她无语。
这真是一种无与伦比的煎熬。
如此‘无敌’的美女身体内，却是一个纯爷们儿的灵魂与思想，这让自己如何能顶得住啊？
偏偏还没有那种功能。
这一刹那，龙傲天几乎再度心态崩盘。
好不容易平静下来，迈步。
恨天高走路，自然是极为难受。
且非常生疏，不顺畅。
但以龙傲天的修为，这点‘难受’，完全可以忽视，生疏也无所谓，这等实力，只是随便走出几步，便逐渐适应、熟悉了。
且无师自通。
走起路来无师自通、摇曳生姿。
宛若超级麻豆~
更吸引人了！
龙傲天却也更加难受。
她确信，现在的自己必然可以艳压天下，本身容颜、身段加衣物，谁能是自己的对手？
可是···
他妈的！！！
一切尽在不言中啊。
当他慢悠悠来到陆鸣身边，第二套衣物也已经炼制好了。
“喏。”
陆鸣看的眼皮直跳，好在，他能控制自己，将第二套纯白套装扔给她，道：“第二套，你研究一下就会穿了。”
“对了，这是按照你奶凶萝莉的身段炼制的，记得切换过去再试。”
几分钟后，换了衣物的奶凶萝莉龙傲娇出现。
杀伤力丝毫不输嗨丝御姐！
白色婚纱短裙，白色头纱、白色马丁靴···
（PS：参考僵约马小玲的婚纱装。）
搭配她那傲人的身材，简直无比令人犯规。
“···”
“罪过，罪过。”
陆鸣收回目光，嘀咕道：“我突然感觉我不该出手，这么玩儿下来，得让多少男人见后魂牵梦绕啊。”
“可若是他们知道龙傲娇的真实身份···”
“嘶！”
一个哆嗦，陆鸣继续默念罪过。
龙傲天站在陆鸣身前，久久不语。
她同样难受。
马德！
又是人间绝色！
倾国倾城。
长得漂亮，穿的又好看。
整个仙武大陆何其大？服饰特色五花八门，但这种服饰，还真特么没见过。
大胆、奔放，却又不庸俗，完完全全抓住了男人最想要的点，堪称完美。
这特么哪个男人顶得住啊？
自己看自己都顶不住！！！
偏偏自己又只能看，不能吃，这？！
难受。
有那么一瞬间，龙傲天想要放弃。
穿特么这么好看，给别的男人看，他们配吗？！
但转念一想，陆鸣说的也没错啊，何况，自己也不是为了让别的那人看，而是要胜过所有人···
唉。
罢了罢了。
就当便宜他们了。
“怎么样？”
陆鸣问道：“喜欢？”
“我···”
龙傲娇红唇开合，最终却只剩下苦笑：“很惆怅。”
“理解，理解。”
陆鸣唏嘘。
随即道：“那什么，交易已经进行一半，接下来，你欠我的人情，什么时候方便兑现？”
龙傲娇：“···”
“随时都可以！”
“但有一点，你他妈不能对本姑娘有想法。”
陆鸣深深看了他一眼：“放心吧，或许有人喜欢男妹纸，但我全无兴趣。”
“那好，你说，要本姑娘做什么？！”
龙傲娇开始尝试接受、并熟悉龙傲娇这个身份。
同时，试图用忙碌来麻痹自己。
“也没什么。”
“我呢，与几个势力有仇，但是自己势单力孤，不见得能弄死他们，因此，我有一计。”
陆鸣双目微眯：“但却需要一个帮手。”
“而你，就是我要找的帮手。”
“哦？”
“也可！”
“正好，可趁机打出我龙傲娇的名头！”
话一出口，龙傲娇就有些后悔。
不是后悔答应陆鸣，而是特么的，自己为何感觉毫无违和感，直接就脱口而出了？我是龙傲天啊！！！
“说吧，在你的计谋之中，需要本姑娘做什么。”
她皱起眉头，一时间惆怅万分，却也只能选择再度麻痹自己。
“很简单。”
陆鸣竖起一根手指：“那几个势力都很强，我呢，也没办法将他们同时弄死，所以，你只需要帮我针对其中之一便可。”
“也无需你与他们直接动手。”
“到时，我会在其势力附近开炉炼丹！”
“你要做的···”
“便是替我护法！”
龙傲娇：“？？？”
“你还会炼丹？！”
“等等，不对！”
“你也说是仇家，且要弄死他们，既然如此，你不与我联手对付他们，反而是炼什么丹？”
“难道你炼的丹药还能将他们尽皆炸死不成？”
说者无心，听者有意！
陆鸣一开始还真没这想法。
可听他这么一说，陆鸣却是突然灵光一闪：“你别说！！！或许还真行。”
“？？？”
“你真要靠丹药炸死他们？！”
“不不不，我只是说，还真有这种可能，但我的计划却并非如此，这倒是可以当做备用计划。”
陆鸣心思活络开来。
对于普通炼丹师而言，炼丹炸炉，那是常有之事。
通常情况下，丹药品阶越高、炼丹失败、炸炉之后的威力，也就越大。
一开始，陆鸣还真没琢磨这事儿。
可听龙傲娇一说，他却不由琢磨道：“炸丹，谐音炸弹。”
“若是我能将丹药炼制成可以操控爆炸的炸丹，岂不是可以当做炸弹来使？至于威力如何，却是要试过才知晓。”
“成与不成，可以一试！”
理论很简单。
炸丹是因为炼丹失败，药力紊乱、狂暴无法控制，所以爆炸。
那么，自己只需要特意将各种狂暴、无法融合的药材炼制到一起，岂不是就能百分百爆炸？
而最后一步便是将这些会爆炸的丹药封存，使其暂且稳定，并在自己需要时，通过碰撞或是特殊手法控制爆炸~
“理论没毛病。”
“以我共享所有门内弟子天赋之后的悟性，也没毛病。”
“不需要太久就能悟出炼制炸丹之法。”
“对，对付西门家之事，暂且缓一缓，待我炼制出炸丹之后，再···”
陆鸣在琢磨。
龙傲娇却是惊疑不定：“真有这种可能？”
“你要用丹药炸死连本姑娘都无法解决的仇敌？那得是什么丹药？炼制仙丹导致炸炉？”
“而且，你真会炼丹？”
炼器手法纯熟、老练。
结果你还告诉我，你疑似会炼仙丹？
堂堂龙傲娇都在此刻感到震惊。
“咳，我所学颇杂，什么都会亿点~”
"You know a little bit of everything?" Long Aojiao murmured, "You mean, you know other things too?"
"A little bit." Lu Ming nodded.
“···”
"Tell me, what is your specific plan?"
"You will know after a few days. I have some realizations at the moment, and it will take me about ten days to fully comprehend them. During these ten days, you can move around on your own or with me."
"You see?"
Long Aojiao frowned: "What can be done in just ten days?"
"With you."
"However, if you want to gain enlightenment, you might as well go to Baidi City."
"oh?"
Lu Ming nodded: "Sure, Baidi City is relatively safer."
"But then again, the Feather Tribe should have sent people to wait there. Do you think that the most dangerous place is the safest place?"
"Lie down? I'm not afraid. Besides, who would know that I'm Long Aotian?"
"Whether it is dangerous or not is nonsense."
"However, this lady wants to go back to the original site of the Long family to take a look."
"The Long family was destroyed because of me. I swear that within ten years, I will kill all the beasts of the Feather Clan!"
Long Aojiao seamlessly switches to the 'Succubus Black Impermanence' mode, a hilarious queen with murderous aura.
"I see."
"Then just walk."
Lu Ming didn't care.
He had inquired and found out that the Feather Tribe had not issued a wanted notice for him...
······
"Sure enough, there are a lot of Feathered Beasts in the city."
"But they would never dream of..."
Long Aojiao sneered, but then she thought of something and her face darkened.
Then, the two of them stood side by side.
Lu Ming was fine, although he was extremely handsome, he was still within the 'normal range'. However, Long Aojiao was not only beautiful and had a good figure, but her clothes also almost perfectly met the aesthetic standards of all 'straight men'.
Countless male monks stared with their eyes wide open.
The return rate is off the charts!
"how?"
Lu Ming asked quietly, "The rate of people turning back to look at me is off the charts. Are the clothes I made pretty good?"
Long Aojiao: "...the clothes are indeed nice, but the looks of those men make me sick!"
"Uh, what about the woman's?"
"This girl can see that they are envious, jealous, and hateful!"
"This makes me very happy."
Lu Ming: “~”
Too.
Even if you become feminine, it is still you after all.
A moment later, the two arrived outside the original site of the Long family.
However, the owner of this place has already changed.
The architecture has also changed dramatically, and the plaque has also changed from "Long Family" to "Wang Family".
"Wang Family..."
Long Aojiao sighed softly: "Just a Wang family, a family that I never even looked at straight in the eye, hehe."
She looked sad.
Just at this moment, an inopportune whistle was heard.
"Yo~"
"Where did this beautiful lady come from?"
"I have heard that a peerless beauty has entered the city, and I thought I would never get to see her. But I never thought that you would stop outside the gate of my Wang family?"
A young man dressed in royal attire approached from afar and looked Long Aojiao up and down, with greed and lust in his eyes not concealed at all.
"Want to join the Wang family?"
"Isn't that simple?"
"When I see a beauty like you, I feel so much pity for her."
"As long as you serve me comfortably, you will be the young lady of the Wang family in the future. Isn't it true that you can enter and leave the Wang family as you wish?"
Long Aojiao frowned, and a look of extreme disgust emerged.
"Oh, this expression, I like it. I like your boldness."
The young master of the Wang family laughed, glanced at Lu Ming, and sneered, "Is this boy your Taoist friend? It doesn't matter. From now on, he is no longer one."
"Get out of here if you know what's best for you. Otherwise, I'll break all five of your limbs and make it impossible for you to live or die."
Lu Ming was numb, and exclaimed in his heart, "What a guy!"
"Good fellow, he is indeed Long Aotian. This kind of plot of a stupid guy stealing a female companion can be found everywhere, but this... isn't something right?"
"How can you steal Long Aotian's female companion? You are just getting close to him and using your full power!"
Lu Ming's expression was extremely wonderful.
I couldn't help but ask: "Need help?"
“No need…”
Crack.
Long Aotian opened his mouth, and his silver teeth chattered.
How could I, Long Aojiao, accept such humiliation?
Tease me?
This is even more damn damn suicidal than flirting with my female companion!
(End of this chapter)