Chapter 237: Shipping and washing! I'll give you two saints
"What are you looking at? Why are you staring?"
"You're looking for trouble, huh?"
Seeing that Gao Guang didn't say anything and just glared at him with an extremely interesting expression on his face, and he kept staring at his two 'dancers', Chaos Sky Pig got angry.
It could roughly guess Gao Guang's purpose of coming here.
But you didn't give me any benefits, not even a blank check, and you even stared at my dancers as soon as you came. Isn't that too much?
This is really too much bullying!
“Eat!”
It pointed at the fat in the bowl in front of Gao Guang and said, "Why don't you eat it?"
"Are you giving me, the old pig, no face?"
"ah?"
"this?"
Gao Guang was speechless.
What the hell is going on here.
It's simply against the will of heaven.
He really wanted to curse, but he didn't know where to start or how to curse.
But he had a hunch - it was over. From now on, it would be difficult to make Chaos Sky Pig stay in the Beastmaster Sect obediently!
Even if the "service" of the Beastmaster Sect is slightly better than that of the Moon-Grabbing Sect, it is useless because the Chaos Sky Pig's horizons have been opened and he will naturally keep this side in mind.
Better at home?
So what?
How can domestic flowers be as fragrant as wild flowers~!
After seeing the coquettish bitches outside, I go home to see my own 'yellow-faced woman'...
Ugh.
The Beast Taming Sect is not a yellow-faced woman.
But could the Chaos Sky Pig, whose heart had already gone wild, still stay in the Beast Taming Sect as obediently as before? Impossible!
Unless the Beast Taming Sect does more than twice as well as the Moon Grasping Sect, the Chaos Sky Pig will sooner or later come out to steal food.
But damn, the Lan Yue Sect has already achieved this level, can the Yu Beast Sect be more than twice as good?
Do you want to take the head?
I am also convinced!
But then again, you guys in the Lanyue Sect are really the fucking idiots!
Since you can't win with hard power, you have to resort to soft tactics and beauty traps, right?
They use every possible means.
Although Lord Tianzhu is powerful, he is still just a pig after all! Just a pig, you guys serve him like this, letting him live like an emperor or even a god, don't you feel pain in your heart? ?
I am a great boss of the eighth realm and the third elder of the Beast Taming Sect, but I have never lived this kind of life!
Is there still law?
Is there still law?
Where is morality?
Where are human rights?
Where is the self-esteem?
Where is the beauty?
even···
He has a special feeling at this moment.
——
I also want to live the life that pigs live, well, of course, the pig-headed beauties are replaced by human beauties.
My soul is flying away.
Chaos Sky Pig opened his mouth again and scolded: "It seems that you really don't give me face?"
Under the fierce gaze of Chaos Sky Pig, Gao Guang could only grab a piece of fat that looked greasy at first glance, took a bite, and after tasting it carefully, he couldn't help but said inwardly: You know what, it really smells pretty good.
No wonder Tianzhu likes to eat it, I think it’s delicious too!
Just as I was daydreaming, I heard Zhu Rourong suddenly exclaim: "Oh!"
"Senior, how can you do this?"
As soon as he entered the house and brought out the meat, Zhu Rourong didn't even put down the barbecue in his hand, and said in a daze: "This is the food for Boss Tianzhu. I specially prepared it according to Brother Tianzhu's taste."
“It’s spiced!”
“This is pig feed!”
Gao Guang suddenly froze.
He could no longer hear or remember anything else.
Just hear and remember four words.
Added urine, added urine...
Did you add some fucking urine?
No, when did Tianzhu have such a strong taste?
And you, old man, why the hell didn’t you say it earlier?
For a moment, he grabbed the fat meat, not knowing whether to eat it or throw it away, and his whole body was shaking.
But Zhu Rourong said again: "Well, it doesn't matter. Although it is pig feed, it is clean and edible."
"But I didn't expect that you, Senior, could even eat this."
"It seems that traveling is really tiring."
"Senior, you are really hungry. You can eat anything."
"Try my cooking."
"Oh, look at my brain."
In the midst of Gao Guang's confusion, Zhu Rourong responded like a string of cannonballs: "Maybe, this is what you like?"
"That's okay, you can eat as much as you want. There's not much else, but there's plenty of feed!"
He even patted his chest.
God damn, there's not much else to do but plenty of feed.
Are you feeding me like a pig?
Gao Guang just wanted to get mad.
However, when he saw Chaos Sky Pig staring at him...
Forget it, I’ll bear it!
Feed is fine, as long as it's not urine...
With his level of cultivation, he can tell whether something is poisonous or not just by tasting it.
This fat meat, although it looks disgusting, but fortunately it tastes good, and if I don't eat it, I will be giving no respect to Tianzhu... What else can I do? Eat it.
"So... Senior, you really like this."
Seeing him eating happily, Zhu Rourong was amazed.
Gao Guang glared.
Before he could speak, Zhu Rourong said, "Well, senior, don't get excited. I understand. I understand everything."
"After all, I am also a highly educated person."
"Even though I find it hard to accept it myself, I understand your preferences and behavior."
"I won't look at you with tinted glasses."
Gao Guang: “???!”
Damn it!
"What are you staring at?"
"This is my little brother!"
Chaos Sky Pig kicked Gao Guang so hard that he was stunned: "Stare at him?"
"If you were as sensible as him, I, the old pig, would wake up laughing even in my sleep."
"snort."
"Eat well when I tell you to. When you're full, go back to where you came from. Don't force me to slap you in the happiest place!"
Highlight: “…”
What the hell did I say?
I didn’t say anything, what can I do?
At this moment, Gao Guang just felt wronged.
I also feel that human joys and sorrows are not the same.
Humans and pigs...are even more different.
Because I only feel sadness and no joy at this moment.
The worst thing is that Chaos Sky Pig has already blocked him with words. In other words, he can only use the dumbest and most shameless method.
He refuses to leave the Lanyue Sect!
When Chaos Sky Pig goes back, I will leave.
"However, this requires a reason. As an elder of the Beast Taming Sect, I must have an explanation for staying in the Moon Lanling Sect. Otherwise, it will not sound good if it gets out."
"What excuse would be appropriate?"
Gao Guang was chewing on the fat while thinking.
Occasionally, I would look at the Chaos Sky Pig who was enjoying himself, and then look at the cigar in my hand, and I would always have the urge to grab it and take a few puffs.
Let’s not talk about the taste for now.
The way Tianzhu blew smoke into his face just now was particularly attractive.
As he was thinking, Gao Guang finished a piece of fat meat and said he didn't want to eat anything else.
Although it tastes good, this thing is pig feed after all.
But he didn't dare say this, he could only say that he had eaten a lot on the way here and had no appetite for the time being.
At the same time, he decided to leave Chaos Sky Pig first.
But I dare not stay next to it anymore, otherwise who knows how it will make things difficult for me?
"Well what?"
"Xiao Zhu."
After being "dealt with", Gao Guang didn't dare to yell anymore, and was kind and gentle to Zhu Rourong: "I'm done eating, why don't you take me around your spirit beast garden to help me digest the food?"
"OK!"
"Please follow me."
Zhu Rourong also politely invited him to stroll around.
"snort!"
The Chaos Sky Pig glanced at them, then hummed and said to the pig-headed beauty beside him: "Please use some strength. Don't you know how much effort this master is exerting?"
"You still want me to go back?"
“Tsk.”
“···”
······
"Senior, what do you think of my Spirit Beast Garden?"
"Not bad!"
"I wonder if the senior could give me some pointers?"
"Everything is different, and the methods are different. It's hard to give advice."
Along the way, Gao Guang was full of worries.
They chatted idly about Zhu Rourong's introduction and inquiries.
Thinking about how to stay in Lanyue Sect.
"What's the best reason?"
"How about staying here to serve Master Tianzhu?"
“!!! Something’s wrong!”
He shuddered: "How can I serve you? Am I going to become a pig-headed beauty?"
"Or... just say that you are here on the orders of the sect master to exchange experiences and techniques in raising spirit beasts?"
"But I think they are doing well. They don't seem to need me, do they?"
"Besides, the Sect Master has not issued any order. If this matter is reported back, where will I put my face?"
"Nothing to say, just stay here as a visit?"
"Who am I going to visit?"
"!!!"
Neither this nor that works.
After thinking about it, Gao Guang just felt overwhelmed.
Sudden!
I passed by the small 'chicken coop' again. There were dozens of chicks chirping inside. The small ones seemed to have just hatched a day or two, while the big ones were almost a month old and were beginning to take shape...
Huh?!
At this glance, Gao Guang suddenly reacted.
"this?"
"I was wondering why I feel so familiar with this chick. It looks just like the two Eight Treasure Chickens that just hatched from our sect!"
"They are 80% similar!"
"What a coincidence."
He found the reason.
Hi, it turns out to be 80% similar to Eight Treasures Chicken. No wonder I felt familiar with it.
I thought it was an illusion, but it turns out it just looks like Eight Treasures Chicken, so it’s okay.
He was about to continue strolling when he heard Zhu Rourong say in surprise, "The Beastmaster Sect also has freshly-hatched Eight Treasure Chickens? Hiss! It's worthy of being a famous sect with a long tradition!"
“?!”
Gao Guang paused, vaguely aware that something was wrong: "What did you say?"
"Nothing, I just want to say that you have good eyesight, senior."
Highlight: “(⊙o⊙)···”
"???"
"!"
Suddenly, he shuddered and finally reacted.
Yes, there are!
Good eyesight?
"you???"
At this moment, Gao Guang felt his blood boiling and almost couldn't help spitting out blood: "You mean, these young chickens are... Eight Treasure Chickens?"
"?" This time, it was Zhu Rourong's turn to be confused: "What else?"
"Don't you see it, Senior?"
Gao Guang: “-_-||!!!”
You said that.
What do you mean I didn't see it?
No, is it a matter of seeing it or not?
谁特么能想到你们揽月宗灵兽园内有这么多八珍鸡幼苗啊！！！这里足足大几十只，这是大几十只啊！
还都是幼苗！
你叫我怎么‘看出来’？
我倒是看出来了，可我敢信吗？
擦！
本想如实相告，但猛然反应过来，不对！
若是如实相告，岂不是显得自己很没见识？
自己堂堂御兽宗三长老，什么没见过？
岂能在一个小小的揽月宗如此吃惊？
哪怕此刻我震惊的想要给你跪，也不能表现出来。
我得特么得装啊！
“咳！”
“老夫自然是看出来了。”高光面色平静，心中却早已掀起惊涛海浪，震惊于朱肉戎的‘能力’。
这小子究竟什么人啊他？！
能与混沌天猪称兄道弟不谈，还能搞出来这么多八珍鸡？
这可是八珍鸡啊。
上古八珍之一。
珍贵且稀有，御兽宗这么多年下来，都只有最近机缘巧合之下，有一只八珍母鸡乐意孵蛋，孵出来两只小鸡。
结果你们揽月宗，直接就小鸡成群了？
这这这···
你们这样，显得我老人家和御兽宗很呆啊。
高光百思不得其解，揽月宗到底是咋办到的呢你说？
咕噜。
他咽了口唾沫。
这么多八珍鸡···
早晚能吃上鸡肉吧？
若是自己也能啃一只···哧溜。
备受震撼的高光不由嘀咕：“那什么，朱小友，你说，你们有这么多八珍鸡···怎么分呢？”
“人手一只肯定是不够的吧？”
“那的确不够。”朱肉戎点头：“可我们不是还有八珍鸭么？昨天刚孵出来一窝。”
高光：“(ΩДΩ)？！！”
神识一扫，还真在不远处发现一窝刚破壳不久的八珍鸭，浑身一软，险些跪倒在地。
“而且，鸡生蛋蛋生鸡，鸭也是如此···”
“子子孙孙无穷尽也！”朱肉戎说的稀松平常。
“！”
“朱小友说笑了，八珍鸡、八珍鸭哪儿那么容易孵蛋？若是真这般容易，也不会族群如此稀少、几近灭绝了。”
“啊？”
朱肉戎眨巴着眼：“人工孵化啊！”
“难道你们御兽宗不是吗？”
“？！”
“这玩意儿还能人工？”高光心头猛跳。
并瞬间确定自己留下来的原因！
“胡闹！”
“人工孵蛋，八珍鸡很容易先天不足，影响日后的味道、口感与疗效啊！”
“暴殄天物、实在是暴殄天物！”
“你们这些年轻人、门外汉，什么都不懂。”
“唉！”
“但谁叫咱们双方颇有渊源？罢了罢了，老夫这段时间便留在你们揽月宗，帮你照看八珍鸡、八珍鸭。”
“你们这些年轻人哟，哪里会养鸡、养鸭？”
“还是让我老人家来吧！”
朱肉戎眨巴着眼：“可是前辈，您方才说隔行如隔山···”
“什么叫隔行如隔山？外行话！”
“这不都是养灵兽么？”
“养鸡养鸭，老夫也很是拿手。”
“你就放心将它们交给老夫，老夫定将它们养的膘肥体壮、药效惊人、味道鲜美···”
自己这都是为了留在揽月宗，跟天猪一起回去。
才不是因为想吃八珍鸡、八珍鸭。
更绝非想要偷学人工孵化之法，绝对不是！
······
“哈！”
当朱肉戎传音，林凡得知计划成功，高光已决定留在揽月宗时，不由笑出声。
一旁前来议事的火昆仑满脸问号：“宗主？你笑什么？”
“没事，我想起高兴的事情。”
林凡咧嘴。
这话怎么说呢？
总不能说，我想故技重施，给揽月宗忽悠一个‘御兽一脉’出来吧？
真这么说了，我怕你打我呀！
咳。
······
两日后，苏岩外出归来。
林凡一个传音，他晃晃悠悠便过来了。
作为拥有系统再加一个聊天群的‘纯挂逼’，苏岩的成长速度非常惊人，同时，好东西极多。
这次外出，收获也是不错，满脸乐呵呵表情。
“师尊，可是有事吩咐？”
“是有点事儿。”
林凡点头，布下隔音结界与诸多禁制，防止被外人探查，这才道：“之前你说过，自己有个聊天群，对吧？”
“那位宋儒，便是你的群友之一？”
“嗯。”
苏岩没有隐瞒，大大方方道：“的确如此。”
“那个破死亡聊天群，太坑了，不过这么多年下来，也有些人活下来了，混的还不错。”
“据说还有在很多年前就已经成仙的存在，只是那些大佬大多已经潜水，基本上都不冒泡的。”
“师尊问这个作甚？”
他随即反问：“莫非，咱们揽月宗又要面临什么凶险，需要请人相助？”
“若是如此···”
“暂时应当没有风险。”林凡摆摆手：“问聊天群的事儿不是需要请人干仗。”
“我是想问，既然都能请群友过来帮忙，那么你们这些群友之间，应当有‘互相交易’的手段才是？”
“有。”
“最常见的就是红包。”
苏岩详细解释道：“可以用红包，跟群友互换、互相交易物品。”
“还可以将宝物直接卖给‘聊天群’，聊天群会给与相应积分，然后我能用积分从聊天群商城里买东西。”
“理解。”林凡微微颔首。
作为一个游戏高玩，且看过大量小说的现代人而言，这些‘套路’，他简直太熟悉了。
完全不用思考就知道究竟是怎么回事儿。
“有这些功能便好。”林凡笑了。
其实他早就猜到应该有这些功能，但总要确定一下才好。
“我这儿呢，有些东西。”
“有些见不得光，需要出手~”
“你明白我意思吧？”
苏岩一惊：“明白！”
“师尊的意思是，卖到群友们的世界，或是直接卖给聊天群？”
“对！”
“在咱们的世界见不得光，但在他们的世界，却是无所谓了。”
“只要他们能拿出价值合适的财物来买、换，都可。”
“甚至，价格低一些都无所谓，卖他们一个人情也好。”
毕竟是黑货，打折出手那不是很正常么？
只要没有凶险，不会被佛门查出来，便已经难能可贵了。
“没问题！”
苏岩笑了：“不过师尊，价格降低就不必了！”
“有好些群友所在的世界不如咱们仙武大陆，没有这些‘好东西’，他们做梦都想要呢，卖给他们，或许还能溢价！”
“只是，世界不同，物品也不同，除一些特殊、通用物品之外，或许大多都只能收‘积分’，然后再用积分兑换所需物品。”
“这样。”
“我给师尊你列个清单，你看需要些什么，待我将那些货物出手之后，就按需兑换？”
“也好，辛苦。”林凡微微颔首。
“哪里的话？”
“这是师尊送了我一个大人情啊！”苏岩咧嘴直笑。
黑货是有风险，出货需谨慎，但自己卖到其他世界，才不怕这些。
不怕这些，还能得到群友们的好感、人情，何乐而不为？
“就是不知，有多少东西？”
他好奇。
若是量少、或是价值不够高，师尊应该不会特地找自己出货吧？
毕竟揽月宗现在并不缺钱。
“诺。”
林凡一摊手，直接‘扯’出一长串储物袋。
“这些都是。”
“但其内物品不能随意取出来，否则有可能暴露！”
苏岩：“？？！？”
看着眼前这一长串尽皆鼓鼓囊囊的储物袋，苏岩懵了：“这，这些都是？”
“对啊，怎么？”
“？！怎么？不是，师尊，您这是打劫哪个一流宗门的宝库了吗？”
“还给人搬空了？”
“差不多吧。”林凡摸着下巴。
真要算起来，小西天的实力必然是远超一流宗门了，但人数方面却要差得多，所以综合一下···算是吧。
“嘶！”
苏岩倒吸一口凉气，嘀咕道：“这么多货，恐怕短时间内是消化不了的。”
“不急，慢慢来，能卖多少卖多少。”
“好吧。”
他列出兑换清单交给林凡。
而后，开始在群内吆喝。
“兄弟们、姐妹们、群友们！”
“特大喜讯、特大喜讯！”
“机缘巧合之下，我宗得到大量宝物，现公开对外出售，咱们同为群友，我自然要想着你们，呐，有需要的吗？”
小小魔法师：“前排膜拜大佬，需要，我太需要了！”
我，圣女骑士：“仙侠世界的垃圾在我们这儿都是重宝，求购！”
思无涯：“六六六！大佬你早已超过我了，你才是大佬。”
宋儒：“有多少东西？我全包了！甚至还给多给你一些积分，只要你到时候把我请过去，让我跟龙傲娇聊聊天、吃个饭···”
苏岩：“！！！”
他有点麻。
宋儒自从上次日月仙朝一战与龙傲娇打过照面，见识过龙傲娇的‘绝世风采’之后，便一直是念念不忘。
时常在群内口嗨。
只是，苏岩一直没接这个话题。
他怕啊！
万一真让这两人好上了，而后某天宋儒突然知道真相，还不得跟自己拼命啊？
谁知，自己这段时间以来的‘冷处理’非但没能让他死心，反倒好像是愈演愈烈了？
这是要万重金为见红颜一面？
可她不是红颜啊！
难道你到时候要来一句“兄弟，你好香啊”吗？
“咳！”
压下胡思乱想的思绪，苏岩又道：“感谢哥儿几个捧场，尤其是宋儒大佬，霸气六六六！”
“如果你全部买下，我必帮你安排！”
话说的很满。
他也算是看出来了，堵不如疏。
一直回避这个话题，他反而越发那啥。
倒不如给他这个机会。
但能否抓得住，可就说不准咯。
冷光明：“废话少说！”
“有些什么，速速亮出来！”
“若是本尊能看的上，也不介意给你个面子，买上一两件。”
思无涯：“？？？”
宋儒：“/疑惑脸，你谁啊？”
小小魔法师：“瑟瑟发抖，似乎又有大佬出现了。”
我，圣骑士：“感觉好厉害的样子，膜拜大佬。”
冷光明：“住口！”
“那小子，速速把你的东西亮出来。”
“莫要浪费本尊时间。”
众人：“？？？”
苏岩：“？！”
什么鬼！
他小心翼翼询问：“阁下是？”
冷光明：“自然是尔等的前辈，听不懂么？速速将你的东西取出来！”
苏岩：“···”
得。
懒得与你计较。
虽然对方无理，但本来也不熟，何况哪个群里没几个傻哔呢？
他只当对方不存在，打开其中一个储物袋，而后以自己的视角‘拍照’，发到群里。
“这是其中一小部分。”
小小魔法师：“？？！妈耶，这，这么多宝物，还只是其中一小部分？！”
我，圣女骑士：“那把剑，就那把冒蓝光的剑，什么价？我砸锅卖铁都要买！”
思无涯：“嘶，我一眼看去，都是好东西啊！只是，为何感觉大部分都是那些秃驴的玩意儿？”
宋儒：“英雄不问出处，宝物不问来历，管他是什么？能用上的便买，用不上的不买便是了。”
“只是···咳，我没想到你有这么多东西，看来是包不圆了。”
他那么一丢丢尴尬。
多冒昧呀！
本以为以自己的财富，还不是轻轻松松？
结果现在一看，妈耶！
就连这一部分都拿不下来，何况包圆？
惹不起，惹不起！
这时，冷光明却又跳出来了：“哼，买不起也敢咋咋呼呼，跳梁小丑！”
“还有些什么，全都亮出来吧，若是本尊看上了，全部包圆，亦无不可！”
此刻，某修仙世界内，冷光明极为兴奋。
好多宝物！！！
都是好东西啊！
哪怕以自己如今的修为，亦是要刮目相看。
只是这一储物袋内的宝物，只要能弄到手，便足以让自己原地起飞。
而这，甚至只是其中一小部分？
只要能全部整过来，这天下，还不是唯我独尊？！
他无比兴奋。
但他的话，却是让宋儒等人眉头直皱。
太特么狂了！
但也正因为对方太狂，一时间，他们也不好乱怼。
毕竟这么多宝物，就算只是这‘其中一小部分’，宋儒这个圣子都买不起，结果对方看到之后，竟然还说要将剩下的一同包圆？
就这财富···
至少是第九境大佬了吧？
而且还是第九境大佬中的佼佼者？
苏岩也是微微吃惊。
这些宝物他大多不认识，但却笃定价值绝对不低，对方竟然有如此底气？那肯定是大佬啊！
大佬嘛，有狂妄的资格。
所以，连忙将剩下那些储物袋内的宝物尽皆拍照、上传。
这下，群友们彻底炸锅。
小小魔法师：“卧槽！！！卧槽！卧槽！”
我，圣女骑士：“奈何本人没文化，一句卧槽行天下，卧槽，这么多宝物，卧槽···也不悠着点？”
思无涯：“大部分都是佛宝，但价值仍然不容忽视，嘶！”
宋儒：“你别说，有好几件东西，我都心动了，你待我仔细看看！”
冷光明看着照片，目中精光闪闪。
“七彩云铁、硫黄沙、七宝琉璃竹、天水晶液、凰血金、无极金塔、佛光宝甲、各种丹药、宝物···”
“发了！”
“发了！”
“哈哈哈！”
“好多重宝！”
“至于那些佛宝，转手一卖，便可赚的盆满钵盈！”
“呼！”
他激动万分，但却也瞬间冷静下来，在群内发言：“东西还算可入眼，本尊尽皆要了。”
这话一出，群友们更为吃惊。
显然，这真的是一位大佬！
竟然还真能包圆？！
这让小小魔法师等人哪怕有些蛋疼、也有看上之物，都没敢开口。
然而，冷光明接下来的话语，却是让他们尽皆破防。
“十万积分！”
“速速交易。”
小小魔法师：“？多，多少？”
我，圣骑士：“这位···大佬，你少打了多少个零？”
思无涯：“十万？十亿吧？”
宋儒：“这位···前辈真会开玩笑，呵呵。”
苏岩本也想跟着调笑两句。
谁知，冷光明却突然‘炸了’。
直接发出一条语音来。
“开玩笑？谁与尔等蝼蚁开玩笑？你等也配？”
“哼！本尊能看上你这些破烂，是给你面子！愿意给你十万积分，更是给了面子，否则，就是给你一积分又能如何？”
“修行界，实力为尊。”
“本尊比尔等都强，就是强取豪夺，你等又能如何？”
“姓苏的小子，识相的，便立刻交易。”
“否则，老夫定要让你求生不得，求死不能，永生永世都要后悔！”
小小魔法师：“···”
我，圣女骑士：“···”
思无涯：“这？！@宋儒，大佬，你怎么说？”
宋儒怒了。
呵呵呵！
他妈的！
自从老子穿越以来，还没人敢这么跟我说话呢。
装尼玛呀？！
原本他想着都是群友，抬头不见低头见的，还都是穿越者，至少算是半个老乡，给点面子，不想跟他吵。
结果我特么一再忍让，换来的却是变本加厉，他特娘的竟然骑脸输出？？？
若是我再继续忍，这王八蛋岂不是要直接塞我嘴里？
岂有此理！
是可忍孰不可忍！
宋儒：“@冷光明，老乌龟你他妈是哪位啊，我们认识你吗？就在这儿装大尾巴狼？穷逼就别他妈装，还包圆了，我把你妈包圆了还差不多！
都特么是穿越者，谁也别给谁找不自在，你现在自己闭嘴当做什么都没发生，老子们还可以当做只是有人放了个屁。
你若再敢逼逼赖赖，你就给小爷我等着！”
苏岩则是笑了，默默发出几个字：“最强嘴替、爽！”
冷光明面上的贪婪之色顿时一僵，只剩下满脸愤怒：“混账！后辈，你是何人，也敢对本尊如此？”
“你可知本尊是谁？”
宋儒更气：“你不过是老乌龟而已，那你知道我是谁吗？”
“岂有此理！”
“后辈，你早晚要付出代价！”
宋儒：“哈哈哈，好好好，来，小爷我在修仙界太一圣地等你！”
“行不更名坐不改姓，太一圣地圣子！”
冷光明：“呵，圣地？本尊屠过的圣地没有十个也有八个了，你等着，且待本尊寻到你所在世界，将你连同整个圣地一同挫骨扬灰！”
宋儒：“？！”
苏岩：“···？”
思无涯：“卧槽？！”
群友们都惊了。
尼玛，屠过十个八个圣地？
真的假的啊！
这特么实力得多强啊这？
不等他们想明白，冷光明又手动@苏岩：“可曾想好了，卖，还是不卖？莫要敬酒不吃吃罚酒！”
“罚酒，可没那般好吃！”
苏岩头皮发麻。
看向一旁正研究清单的林凡，还真有些被吓到了。
不是他胆小，而是对方话里话外的，太过吓人。
张口覆灭十个八个圣地，闭口杀到别人的世界···
这得是什么境界的大佬啊？
该不会是早就成仙的超级大佬吧？
但是又不对啊，如果是那种超级大佬，岂会看上这些东西，甚至还如此不顾颜面的巧取豪夺？
正在他们惊愕时。
又一个‘陌生名字’出现在群里。
辛有道：“冷光明，你又在此胡作非为？”
冷光明：“辛有道？哼，本尊做事，与你何干？”
辛有道：“便是看不惯你如此胡作非为！”
冷光明：“哼！”
“姓苏的小子，速速交易，否则···”
此刻，冷光明有些急了。
但辛有道却是摆明了要搅局：“莫要与他交易，他虽然实力很强，但除非你们所在都是小世界，否则，他绝无可能在短时间内过来，甚至，都没资格过来！”
见有人了解冷光明，宋儒当即跳出来询问：“这位前辈，敢问冷光明是何修为？”
“渡劫期。”
“或许再过百十年，便可到大乘期了。”
“实力很强，你们也不可大意。”
众人：“···”
“？！”
小小魔法师：“额，呵呵···”
我，圣女骑士：“马德，吓我一跳，差点连话都不敢说了。”
思无涯：“@冷光明，老东西，你特么是怎么敢的啊？区区渡劫期、第八境而已，也敢在宋儒大佬面前装逼、威胁？”
Su Yan: "...No, old man, I was almost scared by you. Who the hell are you? You are only in the eighth realm, but you dare to be so arrogant, and you even slaughtered many holy places and traveled through different worlds to find trouble with me?"
"What a fucking boast!"
Even more speechless are the Confucian scholars of the Song Dynasty.
He had heard Leng Guangming bragging so much before, and thought that this was some Immortal King or Immortal Emperor, a time traveler from countless years ago who had already become a saint!
And then, you told me you are only at the eighth level?!
Any of my protectors is at the eighth level, okay?
Besides, it’s not like I haven’t reached the eighth level before.
Are you pretending?
He is truly fearless.
Su Yan was not afraid either.
We are in different worlds. I am not afraid of you even if you are in the ninth realm! But an eighth realm guy is pretending to be me?
How dare you!
Do you know how many eighth-level realm masters we in Lanyue Sect killed in the previous battle?
A clown!
"That's all."
Song Ru lost interest for a moment: "Why bother with an old bastard who doesn't know what he is talking about?"
"It ruined my mood for no reason."
"Just pretend he doesn't exist. Everyone, buy whatever you want. We all know Brother Su's character, and he will definitely not cheat you."
Little Magician: "Yes, yes, treat him as if he doesn't exist."
Me, the Holy Knight: "Although the Eighth Realm can easily kill me, and even the world I live in, I still have to say, what are you?"
Si Wuya: "I want that stone, Brother Su, how much is it?"
Everyone ignored Leng Guangming and started asking prices and buying and selling.
Leng Guangming was shivering with anger.
"Mad!"
"Xin Youdao!"
"This old bastard, it's all because of him!"
“Damn it!”
"And you ignorant juniors, how dare you look down on me like this? Fine, fine, fine!"
"The group instance that happens once every thousand years is about to start. When the time comes, I want to see how you guys can act so arrogantly in front of me again!"
"I will definitely skin you alive, extract your tendons, refine your souls and light sky lanterns!"
After saying this, he dived directly without bubbling anymore.
But these words surprised Su Yan and others.
"No, group copy? What the hell is that?"
Su Yan was puzzled.
Others were also full of questions, including Song Ru, who said he didn't know.
Xin Youdao said: "The millennium group instance is exactly what it means. Once a thousand years, group members from the same 'plane' will passively gather together and participate together."
“Then, we can attack and kill each other.”
"so···"
"It's also very dangerous, that's why I reminded you not to overdo it."
"Hi!" Everyone laughed when they heard it.
Little magician: "Oh, I'm not a man, but I'm not afraid."
Me, the Holy Knight: "You're not afraid? Then I'm not afraid either!"
Si Wuya: "Let our Song Ru boss kill him in seconds!"
Su Yan: “+1.”
Xin Youdao: “?”
"Friend Song is above the eighth level?"
Song Ru: “No.”
"I have two imperial weapons."
Xin Youdao: “???!”
Afterwards, the transaction proceeded normally.
Although Leng Guangming made some noise, business still had to be done.
Everyone was overwhelmed by the choices.
Xin Youdao also bought a lot, and the price was quite reasonable.
The little magician, me, the Holy Knight and Si Wuya wanted everything, but our funds were tight and our wallets were empty. We chose and selected for a long time before we decided on what we wanted to buy.
The little magician happily paid the points.
But 'I, the Holy Knight' was a little hesitant.
After a moment, @Su Yan said: "Hey, boss, I'm ashamed to say that I really want that sword. I have the points, but I want to keep it to exchange for a mount from the mall. Can I exchange it with you for something else?"
Su Yan smiled slightly: "Accept the exchange."
Me, the Holy Knight: "That's great!"
"Shall I give you two saints?"
“···”
Everyone: “What the hell?!”
Damn, you did say something like this before, but everyone thought you were joking, but were you serious?!
(End of this chapter)