Staring at Lin Fan, Gu Xinglian found it interesting.
As a saint, she is destined to be lonely.
Even between her and the elders of the holy land, there is a sense of distance, which perfectly demonstrates the distinction between superiors and inferiors.
Before this, only Xiao Long Nu was brave enough to give her some "surprises" occasionally.
But Lin Fan is different.
If it were someone else, with Lin Fan's status, who wouldn't be servile and fearful when seeing me?
But Lin Fan doesn’t!
Not only was he not afraid, he even laughed with himself.
And Gu Xinglian didn't hate Lin Fan. In his eyes, Lin Fan was just a junior of his.
A...very interesting junior who I have high hopes for.
When she saw Lin Fan, she felt as if she saw herself in her youth.
So Lin Fan was allowed to be unrestrained.
But you know what, it's really fun.
“Hey, I can’t bear it anymore, so I come to you for help?” Lin Fan approached with a playful smile, then sat down on the mat beside him and said, “Holy Mother, help me!”
"I can't help you deal with Mahayana Buddhism." Gu Xinglian said calmly: "The holy places are not of the same blood, but they have always had exchanges."
"I don't like Mahayana Buddhism either, but without a proper reason, Wanhua Holy Land cannot be the first to take action."
“Of course.” Lin Fan nodded and went straight to the point: “But what if the action taken by the Wanhua Holy Land is reasonable and even what everyone wants?”
"That···"
"Of course, it's in line with public opinion." Gu Xinglian glanced at Lin Fan with a smile.
It's easy to chat with such smart people.
"so."
Lin Fan said quietly, "I'm here to ask the Holy Mother for help."
"What help?" Gu Xinglian asked back.
What a question you ask even though you already know the answer.
Lin Fan wanted to laugh, but he still answered honestly: "I would like to ask you to use the Sky Mirror to explore Mahayana Buddhism."
"Or maybe..."
"Before this, the Holy Mother already knew some unknown secrets related to Mahayana Buddhism?"
"no!"
"You're talking nonsense."
"I don't."
Gu Xinglian directly got three consecutive qualities.
But~~
The more this happened, the more certain Lin Fan became.
Gu Xinglian must know something!
"Yes, yes, yes, I am judging others by my own standards."
"That···"
"May I borrow the astronomical mirror to take a look?"
"Can."
Gu Xinglian nodded.
"Say but." Lin Fan continued.
"But~"
Gu Xinglian rolled her eyes at him and said, "You must break through to the peak of the ninth realm within the five years I mentioned before."
"Then, do me a favor."
“···”
"good."
Lin Fan nodded: "But I dare not say it is necessary. I can only say that if nothing unexpected happens, it will be fine."
Today, the disciples have all grown up.
Not to mention that he can handle everything on his own, but it should be no problem for him to break through to the ninth level within five years.
Moreover, my own cultivation will also break through, and reaching the ninth level is only a matter of time.
By then, it doesn't matter if your own cultivation has not reached the peak of the ninth level. At most you can just share it.
Shared cultivation is also cultivation. As long as you don’t say it, who will know?
Even if he knew, it wouldn't matter. After all, Lin Fan didn't believe that those secret realms or powerful people could tell whether the cultivation was his own or shared.
so···
That's totally acceptable.
"That's good."
Gu Xinglian nodded slightly, then took out the celestial mirror.
"What do you want to see?"
Lin Fan smiled: "That depends on Sister Wu~"
"Hello again, Sister Wu."
"I haven't seen you for a long time. You and the Lanyue Sect have become famous all over the world. I am happy for you."
No sister showed up.
Lin Fan sighed, "Sister Wu is still as charming as ever."
"Is your demeanor still the same?"
"Ha, to me, ten thousand years or a hundred million years makes no difference. The charm remains the same."
She smiled.
"As for Mahayana Buddhism."
"I did notice some clues that might interest you."
As the words fell, a picture appeared in the mirror.
The dark air is eerie and the demonic energy is overwhelming.
"!"
Lin Fan raised his eyebrows.
"really···"
"Buddhism cannot be hidden from you, Sister Wu."
Although now there is nothing but black air and no other thing can be seen, but since we said we are looking at Mahayana Buddhism, then we are looking at Mahayana Buddhism!
The fact that within Mahayana Buddhism there is something that is clearly not "Buddhist" at first glance is enough to explain the problem.
His eyes rolled.
"Mother Mother."
“I’m afraid that Mahayana Buddhism is not so stupid. They must know that they can’t hide it from Sister Wu or the Holy Land of Ten Thousand Flowers. Therefore, once they take action, the first to bear the brunt will definitely be the Holy Land of Ten Thousand Flowers.”
Lin Fan sighed: "Although the Wanhua Holy Land is strong, it has the fewest manpower among the twelve holy lands, and it also knows the most secrets."
"Normally, the major holy places maintain a delicate balance, and there is nothing wrong with it. But I think that all the holy places don't have much good feelings towards the Wanhua Holy Land, right?"
"After all, no one wants their secrets to be controlled by others all the time."
"Therefore, once Mahayana Buddhism takes action, no matter what the reason is, even if it is Mahayana Buddhism's fault, other holy places will only sit on the mountain and watch the fight, or even add fuel to the fire in secret and target us!"
"so···"
"You kid."
Gu Xinglian rolled her eyes: "Don't incite here."
"What's more, Mahayana Buddhism destroyed my Wanhua Holy Land?"
"Based on what they are now?"
"hehe."
Lin Fan raised his eyebrows.
I thought to myself, as expected!
The battle at Xiao Xitian could not be hidden from the Guantian Mirror at all.
Of course, there is another possibility. That is, when Gu Xinglian used the celestial mirror to observe the world afterwards, he found that there were many top-notch masters of Mahayana Buddhism, so he was so sure.
But no matter which one it is, I...
cough.
"Well, that's not what I meant. I'm just worried that Saint Mary will be harmed by those evil people in Mahayana Buddhism."
"Since you are sure, that would be the best."
"but···"
"Sister Wu, why is there always black air around and I can't see clearly?"
“It just doesn’t look real.”
She shook her head slowly: "I don't know what method Mahayana Buddhism used, but I have tried many times, but I can only see this large black air."
“I have also seen many powerful Buddhists coming in and out.”
“But I still couldn’t see clearly what was inside, and I didn’t know what they were doing inside.”
"If you want to find the secrets of Mahayana Buddhism, this is the most suitable place."
No sister responded.
"I see!"
"Then I must go."
Although I didn't get the exact news, it's good to know about it.
Wow!
The screen 'zooms out'.
Soon, it turned into a map.
After Lin Fan memorized the map of the Western Regions, he said goodbye.
"Holy Mother, Sister Wu, I will take my leave now."
"So anxious?" Gu Xinglian was surprised.
I thought Lin Fan would drag his feet and get some benefits before leaving.
"There is no time to delay. We need to be safe in everything." Lin Fan was also helpless.
For the stability of the Lanyue Sect.
This risk is something you have to take on your own.
Fortunately, I have many ways to save my life, so even if I get hit once, it won’t be a big problem.
"wrong."
Lin Fan's heart moved: "It's not just that it really happens once, it really has to happen once!"
“Otherwise, it will be easy to be exposed.”
"First of all, you can't use a scarecrow to pretend to be Tang Wu. You have to go there in person, and you have to really die there. Otherwise..."
"If it gets exposed, it will be troublesome."
Lin Fan decided to be "cautious" to the end.
"Speaking of which, if we want to restore Tang Wu's identity, we have to..."
······
Inside the Lanyue Palace.
Lin Fan deliberately left some of his own supplies behind just in case.
Afterwards, he let another scarecrow take charge of the Lanyue Sect while the real body quietly went out.
At the same time, Scarecrow Lin Fan arranged for Xiao Ling'er to go out.
"Master."
"You mean, you want me to go to Guiyuan Sect and teach their alchemists how to make pills?"
Xiao Ling'er was a little surprised.
She didn't object to doing such a thing, but why did her master come to order her to go?
If Guiyuan Sect wanted to invite me, there was no need to go through the Master's test, right? Isn't that a waste of effort?
"yes."
Lin Fan nodded and said with a smile: "Don't think too much. Guiyuan Sect was afraid that Master would have some ideas, so they informed Master first and got Master's consent."
"And you have a close relationship with Guiyuan Sect. To put it bluntly, Guiyuan Sect is now following us. Since we have the ability, it's not a bad idea to give them a hand."
"So I will accept it for you. What do you think?"
"Ling'er should do her best!"
She clasped her fists and the strange fire in her heart disappeared. "I will go to Guiyuan Sect to stay for a few days and instruct their alchemists, so that they can be self-sufficient."
"Well, that's naturally best."
"Go ahead."
“···”
······
Xiao Ling'er did not doubt him. After handing over the matter at hand to Huo Yun'er, she immediately set out for Guiyuan Sect.
The journey was smooth and unobstructed.
Xiao Ling'er didn't think there was any problem either.
The Lanyue Sect is now at its peak. Not only is no one daring to offend it when outside, but at least in the southwest region, in the small area near the Lanyue Sect, few people are willing to jump out and cause trouble.
But halfway through, Xiao Ling'er suddenly frowned.
The flight speed suddenly dropped until it came to a complete stop.
"come out!"
There was actually someone ambushing me?
Guiyuan Sect?
No, Guiyuan Sect cannot be so unwise.
Who is that?
Is it a coincidence?
still···
Xiao Ling'er's mind raced.
"Tsk tsk tsk, you actually found out."
A figure quietly 'rose' from the pond below.
He had a strange smile on his face, but also an inexplicable and incomprehensible confidence: "Xiao Ling'er, you've kept this God King waiting for a long time!"
“?!”
"Tang Wu!?"
After seeing the man's face clearly, Xiao Ling'er's scalp exploded: "No!"
"Tang Wu is already dead, who are you?!"
During the interview, Lin Fan, who was disguised as Tang Wu, secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
“还好先花点时间将七十二变和千变万化之术升级了一番，否则，还真未必能骗过萧灵儿，这丫头，感知力倒是越来越强了。”
林凡本想直接突然暴起偷袭，将萧灵儿打晕，然后抢走海神三叉戟来着···
如此一来，便可坐实唐武还活着的消息。
也可坐实自己的身份。
却没想到，萧灵儿竟然提前发现了自己的隐匿之处。
“既然如此，那便只能正面交手了。”
“嗯···”
“放心，为师下手会轻一些的。”
林凡心头一乐。
只是未曾想到，第一次与萧灵儿交手，却是以唐武的身份。
“说起来，唐武你也算是死得其所了。”
“还···与有荣焉啊！”
“毕竟若是换了你自己，那可就只能当小丑了，我化身而成的你，却是能击败天骄榜第一的萧灵儿，哼哼哼。”
“若是你泉下有知，定然会很开心吧？”
心思急转，但‘唐武’却是没有半句废话：“死来！”
他直接动手！
只是，林凡没有唐武的武魂。
模仿倒也能模仿个七七八八，但没有‘灵魂’，终究会被萧灵儿发现。
因此，他出手的同时，还在哇哇大叫。
“你杀我化身、毁我武魂，之前更是夺我异火、杀我道侣，种种仇恨，今日，便一起报了吧！”
“受死！”
三言两语间。
林凡为自己营造了一个‘唐武本尊’、‘没有武魂’的人设。
至于实力和‘技能’。
我都是本尊了，为何不能与化身修行不同的体系？
本尊会一些化身不会手段，很奇怪吗？
而且，林凡为了这一刻，还特地自创了乱七八糟的术法，为的就是不暴露身份，这些秘法，林凡甚至连名字都懒得起。
但却都在水准之上！
毕竟，以他如今共享诸多弟子，乃至整个揽月宗所有A级天赋以上之人的悟性之后，其悟性真的很是逆天。
只怕古往今来，除非是有‘悟性系统’的挂逼，否则，根本无人能与林凡比肩。
在如此逆天悟性加持之下，要创一些水准之上的秘术，真就是信手拈来。
且这些术法十分全面。
从身法、到剑法、再到拳法、各种秘术···
交手瞬间，便如同不要钱一般不断往外扔。
刹那间将萧灵儿都整懵了！
她···倍感无力！
倒是想用大招。
可却每一次都被‘唐武’破招，根本没机会。
被逼的手忙脚乱、不断爆退。
但哪怕如此，唐武依旧不曾停歇，不断追杀，完全是乱拳打死老师傅。
一追一逃。
二人路过不少城池，其中不乏修仙势力。
“那是···”
“揽月宗萧灵儿？！”
“是她！！！”
“嘶！与她交手的是何人？竟然让她亡命奔逃？”
“连天骄榜都打开了，却依旧挡不住，此人好强！”
“他是要夺取天骄榜第一位么？！”
“等等，此人为何···这般眼熟？”
“咦？！”
“是他！”
“但是不可能他，他不是死了吗？”
“那是谁？”
“那个···沦为天骄盛会笑柄的唐武！”
“啊？！”
“···”
许多人关注到这一战，其后，更是震惊无比。
震惊于唐武竟然能‘死而复生’。
更震惊于，死而复生的唐武实力竟然如此之强，能压制天骄榜第一的萧灵儿！？
虽然谁都知道，萧灵儿其实本该拿第二，三叶才是无冕之王，但无论是谁，战力都比唐武高出不知多少吧？
此刻，为何一切都反过来了？！
“假的吧！”
“不可能是假的，那的确是萧灵儿，如假包换，你们看她身边的异火，还有那帝兵天骄榜？！”
“可是···”
“既然是真的，她又怎么可能被唐武如此压制？”
“这其中必然有问题！”
“！！！”
“会不会唐武是假的？”
······
“唐武！”
正在这些关注之人怀疑之时，萧灵儿却是主动开口，厉声呵斥道：“你究竟要干什么！”
“真要死战么？！”
林凡一愣。
咦？！
萧灵儿竟然如此配合？
那···自然最好。
他当即冷哼一声：“哼！”
“你杀我化身、夺我宝物，还将我海神三叉戟据为己有，今日若是有机会，自然要将你斩杀于此，也好看看，究竟谁才是第一天骄！”
“这天骄榜，落入本神王之手，想来也是极好的。”
“休要废话，受死吧！”
唐武爆喝一声，出手更是凌厉。
萧灵儿且退且战、岌岌可危。
好在，最后关头她成功‘开出大招’，当那‘炎帝真身’睥睨天下时，唐武也要退避三舍。
可惜还是被他找到机会，夺走了原本就属于唐武的储物袋。
“萧灵儿！”
“今日暂且饶过你。”
“待得来日，且看本神王如何炮制你，让你知道何为后悔！”
唐武溜了。
速度极快。
萧灵儿却是瞬间半跪在半空中，面色极为难看。
“该死！”
“唐武！”
她咬牙，随后连忙远去，毕竟她现在状态可不好，怕被有心之人抓住机会袭杀！
只是···
离这片地区一段距离，确认他们的神识无法再感应到自己之后，萧灵儿却是瞬间恢复，哪里有半点疲态？
更不见哪怕半分伤势。
“戏演到这种程度，应该足够了吧？”
萧灵儿无奈，轻声吐槽：“师尊也真是的···”
“连我都不告诉，若非我对异火掌控逐渐深入，刚好有一种特殊手段，察觉到异常，只怕还真被骗过去了。”
“所以，我也不告诉他。”
“嘿嘿。”
“让他以为自己的计划天衣无缝，没人察觉到问题。”
“嘿嘿。”
萧灵儿偷笑。
“我倒是能逐渐明白师尊的计划了。”
“前因后果，也能大致对上。”
萧灵儿陷入沉思。
“首先是大乘佛教确定唐武搬空了小西天宝库，偏偏唐武的遗物中又没有那些东西。”
“所以···”
“很可能当初那个唐武，就是今日我所看到的‘唐武’吧？”
“而师尊这次如此高调，甚至要让唐武‘揍我’，就是想宣告唐武归来？”
“若是我没猜错···”
“有人要倒霉咯。”
“嘿。”
“说的就是你，大乘佛教。”
萧灵儿偷笑，随即乐呵呵赶往归元宗。
此刻，她是真再没有半点疑惑。
至于归元宗一行，她倒是相信林凡所说。
“这其中，应当并非师尊在当幕后推手，而是归元宗确有此要求，而师尊趁此机会顺水推舟罢了。”
“如今，唐武遗物已经回到‘唐武’手中。”
至于接下来‘唐武’接下来会做些什么，虽然并不清楚，但萧灵儿也不好奇。
“我就静等消息便好。”
“大乘佛教，哼。”
“竟然惊动师尊亲自出手，你们真是罪该万死。”
萧灵儿低语。
同时，她心里暖暖的。
师尊此举，是在给自己撑腰啊。
那么，自己就好好配合，好好看师尊表演便是。
······
“海神三叉戟。”
暗处。
唐武随手拿着已经有些破损的海神三叉戟，有些无语。
“就这玩意儿，是如何让他拥有那种莫名其妙的自信的？”
“这不是扯犊子么这？”
“真是···”
他翻手间，取出一些材料，并用道火将之融化，而后修补海神三叉戟。
“先修好。”
“然后去西域。”
“接着···”
“佛门，原本看在加特林菩萨的面子上，不想引爆你们这颗雷，但现在看来，却是不得不如此了。”
“最多便是按照加特林菩萨所言，保住佛门传承不至于断绝便是。”
“这倒是不难。”
林凡要针对的，是大乘佛教，是组成小西天的那些佛门，而非所有佛门势力。
而据林凡所了解，这些佛门势力中，也并非全都是不知所谓的虚伪之徒。
还是有那么几个寺庙，非常‘复古’、恪守佛门清规戒律的。
譬如那些苦行僧。
留下他们没毛病。
······
数日后。
林凡再次踏足西域，用的自然依旧是唐武的身份。
只是，他未曾大摇大摆，而是带着斗笠、蒙着面。
毕竟，若是大摇大摆入内，那也未免太过招摇了些，傻子都知道有问题！
你唐武又没有掀翻整个大乘佛教和小西天的实力，到了人家的地盘上，明知道人家想弄死你的情况下，你竟然还如此大摇大摆···
这不就是摆明了给人看的么？
因此。
隐藏身份，反倒是更合情合理。
甚至为此林凡还特地炼制了两件法宝。
这斗笠和蒙面巾都是灵器，可以隔绝神识探查。
当然，是‘君子锁’类型。
旁人不能随意探查其容颜，但若实力足够、想要强行探查，这蒙面巾与斗笠也挡不住。
但可若是对方强行探查，林凡也会第一时间得知。
再入西域。
唐武已死。
当初的戒严也是早已结束。
毕竟，唐武都嘎了，大乘佛教也不可能再那般戒严，否则，就是摆明告诉旁人大乘佛教内部出了问题，必须要戒严！
佛门自然不会那么蠢。
所以，带着斗笠、蒙面巾的唐武在西域穿行，倒也并不算多么突兀。
有如此打扮的人，并非个例。
甚至···
还有一个家伙，看上去与林凡简直如同双胞胎一般。
同样的斗笠、蒙面。
瞧见林凡之后，还乐呵呵凑了过来：“这位兄台，不知此来西域有何贵干？”
林凡悄然拉开距离：“道友，你逾越了。”
“我还是更喜欢有边界感的道友。”
“诶~！道友，莫要拒人于千里之外嘛！你如此冷漠的态度，会让人伤心的，尤其是姑娘们。”对方眉眼之中闪过一丝‘你懂的’。
“？！”
林凡麻了。
“所以，你的意思是···”
“你是替姑娘们揽客？”
好家伙，感情是个拉皮条的是吧？！
“被兄台看穿了。”他讪笑道：“嗨，没办法呀，时代变了，在这黄金大世，干什么都有风险，正经行当还赚不了几个钱。”
“所以，也就只能铤而走险了，风险是大了点，不过利润很高。”
林凡：“···”
人才啊！
神他妈风险是大了点但利润很高。
你这可是在西域，在遍地是佛门，在佛门信仰几乎遍布整个西域的地界，结果你玩儿拉皮条，你身后还有一条产业链？？？
“就不怕佛门发现，而后你们尽皆都要被‘渡化’？”
“怕，那怎么不怕？”对方叹道：“兄台，不瞒你说，我们也怕啊，但干什么没风险？”
“还是那句话，富贵险中求。”
“再则，不知兄台可曾听过另一句话：正所谓最危险的地方就是最安全的地方。”
“佛门明面上禁女色，也禁这个产业，这么多年一直如此，所以，大家都默认不会来这里做这种生意。”
他的表情切换迅速，很快又变的贼眉鼠眼：“所以，其实佛门并不查的，或许他们也想不到有人敢在西域做这种生意。”
“再则，越是禁止，就越是有人好奇。”
“不瞒您说，我们不少客人都没头发的。”
“虽然并非穿着僧衣前来，但···嘿嘿嘿，你懂的。”
“嚯！”
“没头发的还来光顾呢？”
“那可不？而且他们玩的可花了，比有头发的都花！”
“而且，他们大多很满意，都是回头客，还带人来照顾生意呢，所以啊，咱们在‘官方’也算是有人儿的。”
“因此，看似风险很大，实则，却也是颇为稳妥。”
“如何，兄台？要不要来试试？必然让你满意，不满意不要钱！”
不满意不要钱？那不成白嫖了？
不对！
什么嫖不嫖的？
我是那种人？
咱要的是真情实感、是心甘情愿~！
林凡瞥了他一眼：“如此自信？”
“那是自然。”
这人拍着胸脯，布下隔音结界，道：“兄台，不是我给您吹，我们的姑娘，那是个顶个的水灵。”
“而且都经过专业培训。”
“合欢宗、合欢楼你知道吧？你别看他名满天下，到处都是合欢楼，但照样不敢来此立足！”
“而且合欢楼名气太大了，店大欺客呀！”
“可我们不同，我们小门小户，讲究的就是一个客户至上，客户就是真仙！”
“所以，我们致力于服务好每一位顾客。”
“价格还不贵，好玩有实惠。”
“真的，客官，你试一次就知道了。”
“就一次，包你满意。”
“且对您这样的大人物而言，区区一次，那点元石算的了什么？买不了吃亏、买不了上当，却能买一段终生难忘的美妙感受，绝对是物超所值啊！”
“···”
林凡用露在空气中的眼睛盯着他，一时间，有些动心。
但···
并不是想要去那啥。
而是被此人的话术与‘经营理念’所吸引。
讲道理，对于一个现代人而言，这些话术、这些理念，那绝对是如雷贯耳，熟悉的不能再熟悉。
可这里是仙武大陆！
仙武大陆‘当地人’，绝对还没有将商业和营销开发到如此地步。
换言之···
这小子，或者说他背后，有能人啊！
而这个人···
搞不好还是个穿越者。
就算再不济，也是与穿越者有过接触。
“有意思。”
林凡来了兴趣：“你倒是说我的有些心痒难耐了，道友，你可敢立下天道誓言？”
“这···”
对方迟疑：“过了吧？”
“就这，还要我给立个天道誓言？”
“这不是你说的包我满意，不满意不收费么？万一我若是不满意又该如何？主要是我怕你们是黑店。”
“提前说清楚总不为过吧？再则，你得让我相信你啊。”
“怎么，不敢立下天道誓言？莫非你所言皆是虚假？”林凡步步紧逼。
“那自然不可能！”
“好，我立！”对方咬牙。
“从咱们开业以来，还没有过不满意的客人呢，再说，不满意分文不取也就是了，你要知道，我们始终坚持以人为本，顾客就是真仙。”
“赚钱都是次要的，只要顾客满意，后续，我们自然不愁赚钱。”
说完，他便直接立下天道誓言，保证自己所言非虚。
林凡见状，不由更感兴趣。
“如此自信，看来是真有点东西啊。”
“前面带路。”林凡也不含糊，对方立下天道誓言后，立刻让他带路。
对方笑了。
“您的选择无比明智。”
“请随我来。”
七拐八绕。
最终，此人将林凡带到一处离某佛门寺庙大约三十里外的一处三层小楼之内。
从外面看，这就是普普通通的富家庄园。
进去之后，却是芬芳扑鼻。
各种奇花异草争相斗艳。
还有各种小山流水、奇珍异宝摆放在各处，引人入胜。
叮咚。
院落内，小桥流水人家。
乍一看，还真感觉是到家了一般，整个人都放松下来。
“兄台，您自信进去吧，其内有指引。”
此人挤眉弄眼：“祝您玩的愉快，日后再来。”
好一个日后再来。
林凡点头：“有劳。”
随即，他漫步于院落中，很快便瞧见路牌，上书：“官人请往此处。”
“嘿？”
“这么直白的吗？”
林凡想笑，却也是怡然自得，一路欣赏美景，一路深入。
“别说，这环境是真不错。”
“看的出来用心了，不提姑娘，就这景色，都能给个及格分。”
“按照古人的想法，再来几杯美酒、唱点小曲、来俩美人，基本都能拿‘好评’，他们如此自信，倒也没毛病。”
“···”
“哎哟，客官，贵客，贵客呀！”
一个姑娘突然从角落中走出。
她戴着面纱，浑身香气扑鼻，让人沉醉。
虽然看不清容颜，但从姣好的身段与上半张脸来看，却也至少是个九分美女。
她扑过来，柔弱无骨的小手死死抱住林凡肩膀，好似深怕他跑了似的：“小女子等的您好苦啊。”
“快快随我来。”
“我带您去逍遥快活~”
一时间，林凡还真意动了。
甚至思绪都有些模糊，被她牵着鼻子走。
林凡察觉到不对，但一时片刻间，却也懒得阻拦与道破。
“倒要看看，你究竟要搞什么鬼。”
他留了个心眼。
一路前行。
花花绿绿的门头不知过了几个。
林凡越发昏昏沉沉，最终被这姑娘拖入房内。
异香更甚。
让林凡都几乎沉醉了。
“客官，您躺好。”
“一切交给我。”
“保管让您有一段终生难忘的经历。”
她将林凡推倒，欺身而上，伸手摸向林凡的胸膛：“哎哟，客官，您的胸肌真结实呢，人家好喜欢。”
“！！！”
林凡瞬间头皮发麻，浑身都起满了鸡皮疙瘩，却还是咬牙坚持。
“人家真是···”
“爱死你了。”
说话同时，她一手背在身后，掌心处，有七色光芒闪烁。
“您啊，就好好享受吧。”
她将手中七色光团按向林凡额头。
“···”
即将命中时。
啪！
林凡忽然抬手，抓住她手腕，脸上的沉迷之色消失无踪，只剩下咬牙切齿：“小子，你特么玩儿挺花啊！”
“老子实在忍不了了。”
“你他妈一个男人，装什么小姐？”
“···”
‘女子’面色一僵：“奴家不知道您在说什么，此乃我所修行的特殊功法，能让人舒服无比，并不是要害您。”
“我不管你这是什么玩意儿，总之，你先从老子身上下去。”
“老子不喜欢男人，更不习惯跟男人靠这么近！”
林凡双眸深处，有‘万千星辰’一闪而过。
“···”
“唉。”
对方收手，下床：“您真是让人家伤心呢。”
甚至，说话同时，她还伸手轻抚耳边秀发，接着拿掉面纱，露出一张祸国殃民的脸庞：“男女有那么重要吗？”
“奴家难道不比那些所谓的美女漂亮？”
“而且，奴家也会比美女让你更舒服呢。”
“打住，你他妈赶紧给我打住！”
林凡一阵恶寒。
是真顶不住啊！
这小子太尼玛操蛋了。
谁能想到，竟然是个男娘？
还好老子留了个心眼，也还好老子有瞳术可以看穿虚实，否则还真要着了你的道！
“说吧，你究竟想干什么？”
“···，这话应该奴家来问吧，您来找奴家服务，却又嫌弃奴家···”
"You're looking for trouble, aren't you? If you come here again, I'll kill you right away!"
Lin Fan was really annoyed.
Yes, I came here on my own initiative, but I came here because I heard that you had a little sister, and I thought it might be related to the time traveler.
If you guys really have very high standards, maybe I wouldn't mind...
But you are a man, damn!
I really have no interest in lesbians.
I'm not even interested in a girl like Long Aojiao who is physically a real girl, let alone a sissy like you?
Damn!
Lin Fan's face was filled with black lines.
"cough."
The man finally became a little more normal, but that face that brought disaster to the country and the people still made Lin Fan want to kick him twice.
“It’s really sad.”
"That dead man is so disgusting!"
Lin Fan started to criticize directly: "Tell me, what was that method you used just now?"
"Don't force me to do anything."
“···”
The other party rolled his eyes: "It's just to make the other party happy."
"That is really my special method, or my innate magical power. It can make people feel like they are floating in the air. That kind of comfortable feeling is simply indescribable in words."
She was intoxicated and said, "It's far beyond what men and women do!"
"even···"
"If I don't stop, it will make people die of pleasure on the spot. It really is 'die of pleasure'!"
"So, I really didn't lie to you. No one who comes to me is dissatisfied."
Lin Fan: “!!!”
"Love...massage?"
"Huh? Have you heard of this name too?"
Her eyes lit up, no, it should be said that he said: "I think this name is very suitable, so I do call it the Massage of Love."
"hehe."
Lin Fan sneered: "Qiu'er won't die like you."
"Then what?"
"After you've been massaging a chicken with love, what else will you do?"
The scene that Lin Fan imagined was a little... hard to look at.
He used special means to make the other person feel great, and then this bastard molested her. It's outrageous!
Spend money to play with girls? Who knows who will play with whom!
"Want to know?"
He sighed, "Why don't you just try it?"
"Why refuse?"
“···”
Lin Fan said righteously: "If you weren't a dead sissy, I might really try it. After all, you might lie, but the truth won't."
"But I really can't stand it anymore!"
"Hurry up and tell me!"
This guy is the 'pimp' who was dressed the same as me before!
Damn, he was the only one there from beginning to end, it's just too incredible.
It's fucking terrible.
"cough."
"Actually, they are not as dirty as you think."
He spread his hands: "It's just some hard-earned money."
"After the massage, they become drowsy and confused."
"Then, basically, whatever I say goes."
"I asked them to hand over their valuables, and they did so willingly."
“Aren’t you afraid that they will cause trouble later?” Lin Fan was surprised.
Good job.
People are greedy for your body, but you are greedy for their entire wealth!
This is a bit too expensive!
"Don't worry, they won't regret it afterwards."
“Even flocking to it.”
"You don't understand."
He stared at Lin Fan, with an expression that said you don’t understand anything and you haven’t experienced it before: “If you haven’t enjoyed my love massage, you can’t understand how great it is.”
"Anyway..."
"That's it, you either enjoy it once or leave now."
"I'm only telling you this because we're both time travelers."
He looked directly at Lin Fan: "Don't push your luck!" (End of this chapter)