Inside a blessed land with an exceptionally strong fairyland aura.
A group of big guys sat casually.
Suddenly, someone asked, "Where did you hit the monkey?"
Someone else responded: "We have already arrived at the Immortal Emperor Palace."
"So fast?!" The man was surprised: "Isn't it too fake?"
"Yes, there are some, but... it's just a play, so it shouldn't be a problem, right?"
"That's right. After all, he's just a wild monkey. He calls himself the Great Sage Equaling Heaven. Naturally, he claims to be invincible. She will definitely not be able to see any clues."
"Okay, that's good. Let's finish it quickly so we can go back soon, right?"
"Hahaha."
Everyone laughed.
As for the play, it must be performed.
But we can't let them do it themselves, can we?
We, a group of big guys, were beaten to a pulp and begged for mercy by a wild monkey at the eleventh level?
Do you still want this face?
so···
They hid here, leisurely waiting for things to be over.
"but···"
"It can't be too fake. Someone should go and make it a little harder for her, and then we can 'narrowly lose'. This way, he won't notice it."
"I'll go."
A three-eyed immortal said with a smile: "It's easy to grasp."
Someone said, "Don't go. Send an avatar to meet her. If I go, it will scare people to death."
"That's right, then let's send an incarnation to go."
"Hahaha."
Everyone laughed again.
At this time, one of the elders looked at the people around him and said, "I heard that your fairy fruit garden has been demolished?"
"Isn't that so?"
The other party was immediately filled with grief and covered his chest, as if he was so distressed that he couldn't breathe: "That monkey who got the plague really deserved to die!"
"Not only did they eat up all the fruits in our fairy fruit garden, they even knocked down and broke dozens of trees!!"
“He’s not even human.”
"No, she is not a human being..."
"In short, it's nothing!"
“···”
His saliva was flying everywhere and he kept spitting.
The old man's mouth twitched slightly: "I remember that your fairy fruit garden has more than one million acres of land, and there are no less than one million fairy fruit trees, large and small, scattered around..."
"Who said it wasn't!?"
The other party was even more distressed, with tears in his eyes: "Those monkeys that were infected with the plague are all gone!"
"..., very good, very good."
"What about your alchemy room?"
“Stop talking!!!”
"All my damn elixirs were eaten by that damn monkey!"
"He really deserves to die!!!"
"???"
"You... all the various elixirs in your alchemy room combined, they must weigh tens of thousands of kilograms, right?"
"That's why he deserves to die!"
“···”
“6!”
"hiss!"
"It's all over!"
"That damned monkey heard from someone that our Immortal Palace can control life and death, so she actually ran to snatch the 'Book of Life and Death' and scribbled on it... The Book of Life and Death was completely scribbled by her!"
"Doesn't she know that this Book of Life and Death only determines the life and death of the people and their families within our Immortal Palace?! What's the point of her scribbling on it?!"
"···,so!"
"The dog next door to the sister-in-law of the grandson of your seventh uncle's third aunt's daughter-in-law suddenly had an extra 10,000 years of life. Was it also changed by that monkey?"
"Who says it isn't? That damned wild monkey! How should I know what she's thinking?"
“···”
······
“?!”
Just when they were about to break into the Immortal Emperor's Palace, a "strong man" suddenly appeared in front of them.
Sun Wuxia narrowed her eyes.
The main reason is that the third eye on the other person’s forehead is too obvious.
"Are you the Erlang of Guanjiangkou who only obeys orders but not announcements?"
The three eyes were stunned: "What?"
"So it's not..."
Sun Wuxia whispered, then raised Optimus Prime: "If not, I will hit you too!!!"
She figured it out...
These guys are definitely acting.
How could a monkey like me easily defeat the famous Immortal Emperor Palace?
Moreover, along the way, there was not even a real enemy that could match his strength.
What are you doing?!
If the Immortal Palace was really so weak, how could it have existed for so many years?
And he has always been the big brother of Three Thousand Continents???
If I'm not a fool, I can guess that there's a problem, right?!
That is to say, the Monkey King in "Journey to the West" was too naive before he made trouble in Heaven and he didn't think about these things at all, otherwise, he would definitely have realized that there was a big problem!
How can I fight my way out of the Lingxiao Palace?
This isn't acting, this isn't a problem, what is it?!
Unfortunately, there is no if.
Monkey Brother just didn’t notice...
It was during the five hundred years that he was suppressed under the Five Finger Mountain that he gradually matured and calmed down to figure out everything.
After Monkey King met some monsters who had connections and came down to get gilded, he would show mercy to them.
Those without background will be beaten to death with one stick?
What a pity, it's too late to mature.
Being oppressed for five hundred years in vain.
Own···
I hope I can escape this fate.
"Bang!!!"
Optimus Prime chopped angrily.
The three eyes returned the color.
Soon, a war broke out between the two!
They are equally matched, and even their methods are very similar. They are both good at weapons and various magic tricks, especially the art of transformation!
At the end of the fight, they even used all their magical powers to engage in a bloody fight!
But in the end...
However, Sun Wuxia was defeated and captured.
"You rascal monkey, you dare to come to the Immortal Palace and act wild?"
"You really don't know how to live or die!"
"Look, I'll tie you up and let the Supreme One decide your fate!"
The three-eyed man directly tied up Sun Wuxia with the "Immortal Binding Chain" and brought her into the Immortal Emperor's Palace.
At this moment, the Immortal Emperor Palace was already filled with noise and bustle.
Big guys gather together!
They all looked at Sun Wuxia with curiosity.
No one showed any fear on their face.
Naturally, there won't be any "famous scene" where the "big boss" is scared and crawls under the table.
They were looking at the monkey.
The monkey was naturally looking at them as well.
only···
The more I watch, the more frightened I become. The more I watch, the more scared I become!
These guys are so strong!
Among these people, he saw an existence that had a "bad reputation" in the Three Thousand Continents!
In the fairy palace, the king and the queen are respected!
After that, there were the Three Lords and Four Emperors, the Five Immortal Kings, and the Six Directions Bright Spirits!
However, this king with one king and one queen is not an ordinary "immortal king", but refers to the supreme ruler of the Immortal Palace, the supreme king!
As for the queen, it is the fairy queen Qimeng Youlan!
Afterwards, Taiyin Xingjun, Xuanming Zhijun, Chiyan Zhenjun...
···
Add to that the Four Emperors, the Five Immortal Kings, the Six-Directions Bright Spirits and so on, who isn't well-known and prestigious in the Three Thousand Continents?
These people, at this moment, were all sitting high in various places in the Immortal Emperor Palace, looking at him with a playful and scrutinizing gaze.
In addition to these people, there are many other big figures who are like this.
These eyes...
So scary!
But Sun Wuxia just can't show it.
She could only suppress her fear and act as flamboyant and unruly as possible, saying in a cold voice: "If you have the guts, let me go. I will fight all of you and suppress you all!"
"You monkey!"
The Supreme Lord sat high on the throne, looking extremely majestic. When he spoke at this moment, his voice was like heavenly music, with a strong flavor of Taoism, which was quite astonishing.
"Do you know that this is an important place in the Immortal Palace? How can you run wild?!"
"What are you doing here, breaking into the Immortal Palace and making trouble? Why don't you come and confess your mistake?"
"snort!"
"Master, old man!" Sun Wuxia was panicking, but she wanted to act unruly and unyielding at this moment. She snorted, "What a monkey?"
"I am the Great Sage Equaling Heaven~!"
"I came here today to ask you for a job."
"Will you make me the Great Sage Equaling Heaven?"
"If it is sealed, then it is easy to say."
"If you don't grant me this position, I will overthrow your broken Immortal Palace!"
"How dare you!" The three-eyed man took a step forward and was about to take action.
"Wait a minute."
The Supreme Lord waved his hand gently and said, "You are so bold, you monkey."
"The Great Sage Equaling Heaven..."
He was surprised.
Good fellow, the Monkey King? How do you understand this "official"?
As high as the sky?
Or...as tall as yourself?
After all, he could be said to be the sky of the Immortal Palace, the 'sky' of these three thousand continents!
You want to be equal to heaven, and also the Great Sage...
Wouldn't it be even better than me?
OK, OK.
How bold!
That's how those guys in Buddhism play, right?
Are you trying to disgust me by staying here?
Seeing that the Supreme Lord was silent, a powerful person from the Immortal Palace snorted coldly: "You are just a monkey, and you dare to say that you are the Great Sage Equaling Heaven? I think you are only suitable to be a horse keeper!"
Sun Wuxia frowned: "Bimawen?"
"Is this official a high-ranking official?"
"How's that for you?"
Phew!
This powerful man couldn't help laughing out loud: "Hahaha!"
"Of course it is big, but it is a position to raise horses for our palace. If there is no Bi Ma Wen, who will raise the war horses for our palace? This position... can't be said to be big."
"That's crucial!"
"Oh?!" Sun Wuxia seemed interested.
In fact, I was cursing in my heart.
Hurrah!!!
It's just like Master's story. Do you really want me to be the Horse Keeper?!
What else is important?
Yes, yes, without Bimawen, there would be no one to raise the war horses in the Immortal Palace. But here comes the problem. They are all cultivating immortals! And so many big guys... ride horses???
Or a war horse?
Are you crazy?!
Which boss in the Immortal Palace needs to fight on horseback?
Even if there are mounts, they are basically not horses, right?
So, this ghost Bi Ma Wen is not even as good as the Bi Ma Wen in the story. Do you think I, Sun Wukong, am easy to be fooled?
"That's enough."
The Supreme Lord waved his hand to interrupt everyone.
What's the noise like?
We should quickly "deal with" this monkey as planned. This scene is almost over.
"Everyone, does anyone know what this monkey did after entering the Immortal Palace?"
"Master, I know!"
Someone jumped out, pointed at Sun Wuxia, and said indignantly: "She overturned the fairy fruit garden and ate and destroyed countless fairy fruits!"
"They also swept through the alchemy room, destroying countless of our elixirs..."
"Not only that, she also broke through the alchemy furnace."
"And many fairies..."
"again···"
Like a string of cannonballs.
A series of charges popped up one after another!
The Supreme Lord frowned as he listened.
Then, he looked at Sun Wuxia and asked, "Do you admit these charges?"
When Sun Wuxia heard...
He nodded immediately: "I did it!"
"how?!"
"Master, if you have the guts, challenge me in a duel!"
She didn't think there was anything wrong with it.
After all, she did a lot of things along the way, such as eating fairy fruits, knocking down fruit trees, breaking through the alchemy furnace, eating fairy pills, and freezing the seven fairies and scribbling on them.
And all those miscellaneous things were done by myself.
So, there is nothing to deny about this.
"Master, this monkey!!!"
“How abominable!”
The manager of the alchemy room jumped out and said, "The alchemy furnace in our alchemy room is a spiritual treasure! She actually broke through it and it can no longer be used. This spiritual treasure alchemy furnace is rare in the fairy world. This...this loss is too great!"
Sun Wuxia was stunned.
"Spiritual treasure???!"
She was a little confused.
no···
A spiritual treasure-level alchemy furnace? What's going on?
I'm not doubting that your Immortal Palace doesn't have the strength to get an alchemy furnace of spiritual treasure level, but how can I, a monkey at the eleventh level, have the ability to break through a spiritual treasure?
Even if it is just an alchemy furnace!
Turin is a treasure of a certain level, so it can't be still "crispy", right?
Without waiting for her to speak.
The old man continued with tears in his eyes: "Not only that, Your Majesty, she also cleared out all the existing elixirs in our alchemy room and ate them."
Sun Wuxia frowned.
There is nothing wrong with this.
I did eat all those pills...
However, the old man cried again: "It's hundreds of thousands of kilograms of elixirs!"
“There are some elixirs among them!”
"All in all, a total of tens of millions!!!"
Sun Wuxia: “???”
What the hell?!
She was confused.
"Hundreds of thousands of pounds???"
"Tens of millions???"
Why the hell didn't this make me die?!
no···
How can I, a little monkey at the eleventh level, eat so many pills in such a short period of time without bursting? ? ? Are you crazy? !
Even a fool knows it’s impossible!
You want to put this crime on me?
I think you, old man, are clearly trying to enrich yourself and want to take this opportunity to make me take the blame, right?
She sneered and looked at the Supreme Lord. After all, this was simply impossible!
Only a fool would believe that!
However···
The Supreme Lord had a serious look on his face.
She couldn't help swallowing: "You... No, do you really believe it?"
The old man immediately collapsed: "You bastard, do you still want to quibble?"
"If it's not you, who else could it be?"
"Didn't you clear out all the pills?!"
Sun Wuxia laughed angrily and asked back, "You mean... me?"
"If not you, who else?"
"Ah, yes, yes, I am a little monkey at the eleventh level."
"I took hundreds of thousands of pounds of pills in a short period of time, including many immortal pills, but nothing happened to me. I can still stand here and argue with them."
"Yes, yes, you are talking about me!"
The old man was stunned.
this···
What's wrong with this script?
Did the monkey notice?
That's not right!
Isn’t it said that this monkey is particularly naive (easy to deceive)?
Why is he so smart now? !
Others saw this...
wrong!
This monkey is not easy to fool. No, I have to change the subject.
Another powerful man immediately jumped out and said, "Master, you have to take charge of our fairy fruit garden! This monkey has eaten all the fairy fruits! Those are the fairy fruits that everyone in our fairy palace should eat!"
"In a few years it will be the Fairy Fruit Conference. Now there is not a single fruit left. What should we do?"
"Wait a minute!"
Sun Wuxia learned her lesson: "I, ate all the fairy fruits?"
"Who else could it be if not you?"
“How much did I eat?”
"Don't you know how much you have eaten? There are no less than one million people in my Immortal Palace participating in the Immortal Fruit Festival, and each person must prepare at least ten Immortal Fruits."
"Not only that, there will be some savings, and some will be prepared for gifts, etc..."
“Oh~!”
Sun Wuxia looked at him like an idiot: "So, what you mean is that I ate at least tens of millions of fairy fruits and knocked down your fruit trees, right?"
The other party knew that he could not let the monkey continue talking, so he turned around and said, "Master, look!"
"She pleaded guilty and must be severely punished!"
dominate:"···"
monkey:"···"
Before they could say anything, other people jumped out and accused Sun Wuxia of "killing them all".
What about changing the "Book of Life and Death" at random, adding or subtracting lifespans to people, what about breaking a lot of treasures...
even···
What's even more outrageous is that a fairy jumped out and sued Sun Wuxia, saying that she had imprisoned her and done something indecent to her, making her pregnant. She was sobbing and didn't want to live anymore.
As soon as these words came out...
Sun Wuxia was completely dumbfounded.
Even the Supreme Lord couldn't help but twitch his lips slightly.
Ah yes yes yes.
Damn it!
I finally figured out that this was a plan to trick me from the beginning to the end!
You're pushing me into this pit and putting all the blame on me, right?
Even, how can I, a female monkey, make a female fairy pregnant?
I thought to myself, I don’t have that ability!
Who the hell does that child belong to? Don’t you have any idea?
Also, you tampered with the Book of Life and Death? I did make a couple of changes, but am I crazy? I increased the lifespan of your entire family by at least 10,000 years?
so···
This is the truth behind the havoc in heaven, right?!
This time, Sun Wuxia finally understood everything!
In the story told by Master, isn’t Sun Wukong similar to this?
The Monkey King?
Bullshit Monkey King!
I think it’s more like the Great Sage of Settlement!
After realizing this, Sun Wuxia felt completely devastated.
Isn't this bullying the honest people? Oh no, isn't it, the honest monkeys? !
But why do they do this?!
Could it be...
These guys usually enrich themselves and seek personal gain, and they have incurred huge deficits that they cannot make up for, so they want me to be the scapegoat?
Those who did not seek to make a loss also took this opportunity to seek benefits for themselves and their families.
but···
Isn't it too outrageous that the fairy is pregnant? !
Could it be that she had an affair with someone and accidentally got pregnant, but she broke the rules so she didn't make it public and could only take this opportunity to blame it on me?
I am so special!!!
The monkey's eyebrows and eyes twitched wildly.
I am so mad!!!
"You are bullying the monkey too much!"
Sun Wuxia was furious, roared, and tried to struggle.
The Supreme Lord was unwilling to continue.
I really can't stand listening to it anymore.
If you keep going on like this... you'll lose all your face!
"snort!"
"You rascal, you are simply not taking us seriously!"
"Since this is your first offense, you may be spared the death penalty, but you cannot escape the punishment of life!"
He raised his hand and used his great magical power to transform into a mountain range consisting of five large mountains. He slapped Sun Wuxia out of the fairy palace and pressed her under the Five Finger Mountain! (End of this chapter)