Chapter 552 Tang Sanzang and Sun Wuxia!



Chapter 552 Tang Sanzang and Sun Wuxia!

The 'plot' in the dream is quite long.

But to sum it up, it can be summed up in one sentence.

You are destined to have a monkey apprentice~ He is hiding under the Five Finger Mountain not far ahead, waiting for you to redeem him.

Oh, that's right~

You put on this golden hoop, and then trick the monkey into wearing it.

“···”

Waking up from the dream, Tang Sanzang's mouth twitched wildly.

Looking at the golden hoop that suddenly appeared in his hand, he couldn't help but complain in his heart: "I know it looks very similar, but is it too similar?"

“I can’t refuse to accept it.”

"But this is fine."

"The more similar they are, the more confident I am. If they are completely different, I will be confused and I won't know what to do."

"Then..."

"Set off!"

It's not daybreak yet.

This place is not peaceful.

You never know where some old monsters, evil cultivators, or demons might jump out from some deep mountains or old forests, but Tang Sanzang was just strolling along the way, without any fear at all.

He looks just like a street urchin.

“···”

The monks who were secretly monitoring and protecting were all numb.

"This kid..."

"Are you too naive, or are you missing something in your brain?"

"How dare he?"

"grass!"

It's not that he has nothing to do and likes to complain, but, damn it, my job is to monitor you and make sure nothing goes wrong, and at the same time keep you safe before you reunite with your apprentices.

The most important thing is that you can't notice it.

You are so arrogant, running around like a street urchin, do you know how many monsters and demons want to eat you, huh? !

In order to protect you and keep you from noticing, I have to clear out all the demons and monsters in advance without making any noise. It's tiring, isn't it?

have no choice.

He gritted his teeth, and quietly cleared out the monsters and demons around him, and decided to go meet Tang Sanzang.

Of course, it needs a makeover.

He pretended to be an ordinary person and met Tang Sanzang by chance.

Then what···

Say hello to him and tell him that there are monsters nearby who like to eat people.

in this way···

I think this kid will keep a low profile and not seek death like this, right?

Do it when you think of it.

Who isn't a man of action?

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Half an hour later.

It was just dawn.

Tang Sanzang was riding a horse, leisurely on his way.

The road is difficult to walk on in this deep mountain and forest.

Fortunately, this horse is a good horse and knows the road.

So it’s not that uncomfortable.

The sound of horse hooves clattered away, and could be heard from far away.

But as they were walking, an old man suddenly jumped out from the front.

The old man was an honest man, with some mud spots on his body, obviously he had just finished farm work.

"Huh?"

"Where are you going, old man?"

Tang Sanzang took the initiative to talk.

"After finishing farm work, I will naturally go home." The old man smiled 'simplely' and said, "Where are you going, little monk?"

"Me? I am a monk who traveled from the Eastern Tang Dynasty to the Western Paradise to seek the true scriptures."

"hiss!"

“It turns out to be a great monk!”

"I'm sorry, old man." The old man was surprised.

“Old man, have you heard my story?”

“…”

The old man's heart skipped a beat. He almost let the cat out of the bag.

He quickly changed the topic: "Little monk, your face is full of stories."

"Is that so?"

"Old man, you are such a joker."

"Just telling the truth."

"But little monk." The old man's face changed slightly, and he said meaningfully: "There are many monsters and demons in the wilderness and deep mountains and forests."

"You'd better be careful."

“Such swagger...”

"I'm afraid that the monster will kill you soon. How can you go to the West to seek the scriptures? In the future, you'd better be careful on your way and don't walk around at night."

“···”

"Is that so?"

"That does make some sense."

Tang Sanzang seemed to 'suddenly wake up': "Thank you for the reminder, old man."

“No, no.”

The old man secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to praise himself for his wit, but he saw Tang Sanzang suddenly dismount, leaned close to his ear, and whispered: "Old man, I'll tell you in secret."

"Actually..."

"If you eat my flesh, you will be immortal."

Old man: “Oh… um?”

"ah???"

Σ(⊙▽⊙“a

(ΩДΩ)! ! ?

What the hell?!

The old man's expression instantly became extremely interesting, and the look he gave Tang Sanzang was...

The complexity cannot even be described in words.

Holy crap!!!

Are you fucking crazy?

Can you tell others about this kind of thing?

Besides, who told you this?

Shouldn't this be the news we quietly spread later?

Our news hasn't even started to spread yet, and you already know about it?

If you know it, just know it. Why the hell are you telling others about it?

Just tell it to others. I just met you by chance and I don't even know your name. It was just a 'chance encounter' and we didn't talk more than ten sentences. And you told me this?

you···

You haven't died yet?

Oh shit!

The old man felt numb all over.

The numbness spreads from head to toes, and from toes to head.

Then the numbness spreads from the head to the tip of the coccyx.

He thought of countless possibilities, and even if the boy in front of him suddenly attacked and hurt someone, he felt it was understandable, but...

How the hell can you tell everyone that eating your meat can make them immortal?!

“···”

The old man swallowed hard and said quietly: "You..."

"How many people have you said this to?"

"Not much, not much." Tang Sanzang smiled slightly.

Old man: “…”

Shit!!!

He nearly choked to death on his own saliva.

not much?

In other words, have you told anyone else, or do you plan to tell anyone else in the future?

Damn it.

Crazy.

It's really crazy.

grass!

“···”

The two separated.

After all, it was just a chance encounter, so the old man couldn't act too abnormal.

only···

The sight of him leaving made me feel distraught.

"Tsk~"

Tang Sanzang withdrew his gaze and continued to head west, but he wanted to laugh in his heart.

"He is truly a 'great monk' of Buddhism, who never touches the water."

"It's still dark in the deep mountains and forests, in the wilderness, and an old man is doing farm work. Has he finished his work?"

"For a moment, I couldn't even tell whether you were really stupid or whether you were treating me like a fool."

“···”

Unless you are a naive person, you can be sure that there is something wrong.

However, it is impossible to be sure whether the other party is a monster or a Buddhist incarnation, so he introduced himself and said that eating his flesh can make one immortal.

If it is a monster, it will definitely reveal its true colors and attack.

If you are a Buddhist...

Just like now.

"He should be extremely upset right now, and think I'm a fool, right?"

"puff."

"Okay."

"Good fool, good fool."

"What's that saying? Oh, pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger."

“····”

······

The monk who was monitoring Tang Sanzang had a buzzing feeling in his head.

"Is he a fool?"

"It's over, it's over."

"The Buddha chose the wrong person."

"Why did you choose such a fool..."

"Even if we have all the gods and Buddhas to protect him, I'm afraid it will still be very troublesome, and if we are not careful, he will really become food for monsters."

"Our Buddhist sect has become great again... we still have a long way to go."

“···”

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"Five Finger Mountain."

After walking for a distance, Tang Seng saw the Five Finger Mountain in the distance.

"Don't mention it, it's quite vivid."

Gurgle.

At this moment, my stomach growled.

Tang Seng was not vague either. He found a wild fruit tree that was dozens of feet high and started climbing up it smoothly and easily.

He doesn't need to hide this.

After all, I'm such a muscular man, it's not surprising that I'm just climbing a tree.

even···

Even if we perform a scene of Wu Song fighting the tiger, it wouldn't be a big problem.

It won’t feel outrageous.

After picking dozens of fruits, he picked up one at random and wiped it on his clothes.

Click.

“It tastes good.”

After taking a bite, Tang Sanzang hummed a little tune and continued to move towards the Five Finger Mountain.

Of course, he doesn't need to eat with his current level of cultivation, but he has to act out the whole thing, right?

A horse will die if it runs too fast.

The white horse was almost run to death.

Fortunately, Tang Sanzang still saved its life. After walking and stopping, he finally arrived at the foot of the Five Finger Mountain before dark.

Then, he began to circle along the Five Finger Mountain.

"Ouch!"

Sudden.

A cry of surprise was heard.

Tang Sanzang was shocked.

"who?!"

"You stepped on my hand!"

He quickly squatted down and pulled away the weeds.

immediately···

Tang Sanzang and Sun Wuxia met for the first time.

Eyes met.

There was a gleam of light in both sides' eyes.

That is the moment...

Both of them are certain that the other party is definitely not simple!

Sun Wuxia looked at Tang Sanzang with burning eyes, her heart filled with turbulent waves.

"In the story that Master told me, Tang Sanzang is not weak, but he is pretty close. Although he looks good, he can almost be described as being powerless."

"But this Tang Sanzang..."

"Female monkey."

Tang Sanzang was looking forward to it: "Besides, Brother Lin Fan said that he and Sun Wuxia talked about Journey to the West..."

"She knows the story of Journey to the West, but she is still trapped under the Five Finger Mountain. Is this inevitable, or did she take the initiative? Judging from her cleverness, it doesn't seem like the former."

"So, are you taking the initiative to get into trouble?"

"If that's the case..."

He couldn't help but laugh.

Then he asked in surprise: "Are you the monkey that the Bodhisattva asked me to find?"

“···”

Sun Wuxia pretended not to know: "Are you the monk that the Bodhisattva said came to save me?"

"Let me out now!"

Tang Sanzang nodded: "It is me, the monk."

"However, I can save you, but the Bodhisattva also said that after I save you, you need to recognize me as your master and follow me to the West to obtain the scriptures."

"Then you..."

Tang Sanzang smiled brightly: "Would you like to go to heaven with me, or should I send you there?"

Sun Wuxia was stunned.

The monk who was watching in secret was confused again.

"this???"

"Damn, does that make sense?"

He wanted to swear.

no···

You are Tang Sanzang!

Well, well, well, according to the plan, shouldn't you be like someone who sweeps the floor with a fear of killing ants and protects the lamp from moths?

So nervous?

It's fine that you tell people everywhere that eating your own flesh can make you immortal, but now you meet a monkey, and it's the Bodhisattva's will, but the first thing you say when you open your mouth is this?

Are you crazy?!

······

"This Tang Sanzang... No, this is clearly Tang Sanzang!!!"

Sun Wuxia looked up and saw Tang Sanzang with a bright smile, and her heartbeat suddenly accelerated.

When Master was talking about Journey to the West, he also mentioned "Tang Sanzang"!

The reason was that he complained that Tang Sanzang was too timid and unworthy of Sun Wukong...

And the master simply talked about Tang San’s burial, burying the sky, burying the earth, and burying all living beings!

Will you go to the West with me, or should I send you there?

Pick up the scriptures, I asked you to pick up the scriptures!

My fellow disciples, search carefully for your master and do not let go of even a single monster!

Monster, I need you to help me practice!

You are so bold, I think you don’t take me seriously at all!!!

······

At first, Lin Fan just gave a brief explanation and imitated Tang Sanzang's tone and sang a few classic lines, which made the little monkey at that time bewildered.

result···

Now you tell me, my "master" is not Tang Sanzang, but this Tang Sanzang?

Wonderful~!!

Me, plus Tang Sanzang, and my plan.

Hehehehe.

Journey to the West?!

This time, if I don't turn your Western Paradise upside down, I will be unworthy of all the suffering I have endured!

The mastermind behind this?

If I don't poke a hole in you, I'm not named Sun~!

Sun Wuxia's smile grew wider and wider...

"What the hell are you laughing at?"

"Hurry up and tell me!"

"Otherwise I'll send you to hell right now!"

Sun Wuxia's mouth twitched slightly: "Master."

"I will go to heaven with you."

"Okay~!"

"Master will rescue you now!"

“···”

In the 1986 version of Journey to the West, Tang Sanzang climbed the mountain with great difficulty in order to save Sun Wukong, and almost fell to death. In the end, he finally tore off the talisman and caught Sun Wukong.

But at this moment.

Tang Sanzang was moving around the mountains like a nimble monkey. What cliffs?

He actually walked on flat ground!

It is also easy to tear off the talisman.

Then, he strolled all the way to a distant place.

"I, Old Sun..."

“It’s out!”

Boom!

The Five Finger Mountain exploded, and Sun Wuxia was born!!!

"Master~!"

Sun Wuxia directly became his disciple.

But there is still a difference between "Master" and "Master".

In her heart, Lin Fan is her only master.

As for Tang Sanzang...

Well, just partners.

However, in order to hide it from the gods and Buddhas, I can only call him Master.

"Um."

"Get up."

Tang Sanzang smiled and said, "Let's go, follow me and go to the West to obtain the scriptures."

“···”

“That’s it…”

"???"

The monitoring monk was completely speechless.

It's a mess!

It's all fucked up!

Although at first glance everything seems to be going according to plan, there are some details that seem to be wrong.

But if you ask him what went wrong, he really can't answer.

But···

And I feel like there's something wrong everywhere!

contradiction.

It's so contradictory!

"well."

"Damn it, if you can't figure it out, forget it. Anyway, I'm just an informant, and this matter is so important that even the Buddha is paying close attention to it."

"Since the Buddha has not given any other instructions, it means there is no problem and everything remains the same."

“···”

"I can finally go back to the West."

Although the monk was depressed, he couldn't help but smile.

There are many changes, but they are not a big problem.

As long as the general direction remains unchanged, there will be no problem.

After all, the Buddha didn’t say there was a problem, right?

Doesn’t the Buddha see things more clearly than I do?

slip!

He slipped away.

With Sun Wuxia's close protection, and the fact that they had been cleared out by Buddhists more than once along the way, nothing would go wrong.

It's time to go back and report.

······

"monkey."

"Don't let anyone see it."

Before they had walked far, Tang Sanzang used his spiritual consciousness to transmit a message: "Lin Fan and I are old acquaintances, regardless of age difference."

"Um?"

Sun Wuxia was surprised.

"How do you prove it?"

Tang Sanzang: "Do you know the Seventy-two Transformations?"

"Can't you sense the same aura on me?"

“···”

Sun Wuxia responded: "No wonder I felt familiar with you. What do you want to say?"

Tang Sanzang: "You and I both know about the Journey to the West, but we can't let others see it, so we have to act."

"···,good."

"Let me ask you, do you have a sharp eye?"

“···”

"That's not the case, but I have learned Master's pupil technique, and I think it won't be worse than the Fiery Eyes and Golden Pupils."

"That's good!"

"Later I'll ask you what you have, and you'll say 'fire eyes and golden pupils'. Then I'll express my doubt and ask if there are any monsters nearby."

"You can use the 'eye technique' to search for monsters."

"Of course, it looks like you're searching for monsters, but in fact, help me find out if there are any monks nearby who are secretly watching you and me."

“···”

"good!"

This is not difficult.

The two cooperated with each other.

Sun Wuxia expressed her dissatisfaction and used her pupil skills to the extreme to prove herself.

"They are just monsters. I will find a few of them and show them to you right now!"

"Humph, where are there monsters in this world? I haven't encountered a single monster along the way!"

“···”

A man and a monkey were quarreling.

Soon, Sun Wuxia came to the conclusion: "There are no powerful monks within the range of my pupil technique."

"Unless the opponent's strength is at the fifteenth level or above, and he can conceal his own karma."

"oh?"

Tang Sanzang nodded: "It's pretty much the same as I imagined."

"After you and I reunited, the person who was monitoring me left."

"I really don't want to stay even a moment longer."

"But this is fine."

Tang Sanzang smiled.

"What are you going to do?" Sun Wuxia asked curiously.

"Of course..."

"breakthrough!"

"Help me protect the law."

This night...

There were lightning and thunder in the area, and even the calamity clouds in the sky were causing huge waves.

Gatling Bodhisattva overcomes the tribulation and re-enters the realm of immortals!

However, in order to prevent himself from being exposed too quickly, he still used his seventy-two transformations to disguise himself as an ordinary person.

In this way, he can continue to practice normally without having to suppress his own cultivation.

It’s night...

A tiger came with an empty stomach, ready to kill Tang Sanzang.

Tang Sanzang didn't raise his head or open his eyes: "Monkey, how long has it been since you last had meat?"

"More than ten years."

"Me too."

"Beat him to death and skin him."

"Master, please have barbecue."

"This tiger meat tastes pretty good."

"Tonight, we, the master and the disciple, will have some delicious food and a feast."

"No problem."

Bang!

With one hit of the stick, the tiger's head exploded on the spot.

This is the first difficulty...

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(End of this chapter)


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