Sun Wuxia asked further questions.

A picture suddenly appeared in Tang Sanzang's mind.

Inside the Dan Pavilion, which was originally quite lively and well-decorated.

Suddenly it became deserted.

The alchemy furnace is gone.

The bottle containing the elixir is gone.

The cow ran away.

The boy disappeared.

Even the entire finely decorated Dan Pavilion was demolished into a rough house.

The old man in front of me was holding up his pants with both hands in the empty, cold, rough-house-like Dan Pavilion...

But he just said he knew nothing and didn't notice anything.

“Puff!”

Tang Sanzang laughed out loud.

Laojun's face turned dark.

Tang Sanzang raised his hand quickly: "I'm sorry."

"I usually don't laugh unless I can't help it."

Laojun’s face turned even darker.

“I’m old.”

"My eyes are blurry now, and I spend most of my time sleeping or practicing."

Sun Wuxia nodded repeatedly: "Ah, yes, yes, yes."

"You are right."

"When you came out to take the Green Bull Demon back, you didn't open your eyes. You kept them closed the whole time."

Laojun: "(へ╬)!!!"

grass!

Why is this damn monkey so annoying?

Will you die if you say less?!

We have been suppressed under the Five Finger Mountain for more than ten years, how come there is no progress at all?

Don’t you understand what the ways of the world are?

There are some things that you and I know, and it's enough if we all know it in our hearts. But you say it out loud in public, don't you think I have any face?

What's the matter.

Do I have to let everyone know that I, an old man, am stubborn?

How good is this to you?

Depend on!!!

"cough."

"Alas, it seems that I am really old."

Laojun sighed and said, "What?"

"It's more important to do business. We can't delay your journey to the West."

It's so embarrassing.

In order to save his own face, Laojun decided to quickly settle the matter and leave.

If I stay here any longer, seeing this stinky monkey being so impatient and speaking without thinking, I'm afraid I won't be able to see anyone in the future. This is really unreasonable.

But then again.

Isn't it said that this monkey is smart, learns things quickly, and understands the ways of the world?

Is this what you call being worldly-wise?

Fuck you!

It's so obvious now. It turns out he has seen Golden Horn and Silver Horn before. Although they didn't reveal their true forms at that time, but were my two fire-making boys, he must have seen these magic weapons of mine, right?

Can't you recognize this?

Knowing clearly that the 'leader' above sent someone down to gild his reputation and put on a show, this monkey just knocked the person to death with a single click!

This is simply outrageous.

If it weren't for my strength, wouldn't I have suffered a huge loss? I would have been laughed at.

only···

In comparison, Tang Sanzang's talent is really hidden deeply.

There must be something going on here.

Maybe it’s some big secret.

so···

I, an old man, would rather not get involved in this.

Let me show my respect first.

Laojun didn't want to say much to Sun Wuxia and Tang Sanzang. He raised his hand and used the little spirit left in his hand by Jinjiao and Yinjiao as the foundation to help them rebuild their bodies!

Right under their noses.

With a wave of his hand, the old fellow created two more boys' bodies.

Then, he blew his true spirit into the two bodies in one breath, and then waved the whisk in his hand: "If you don't wake up yet, when will you wake up?"

“···”

Swish!

As soon as the words fell, Jinjiao and Yinjiao opened their eyes at the same time, and saw their master at a glance. All the past events came to their minds, and for a moment, they couldn't help crying out loud.

"Owner!"

"This damn monkey..."

“And this monk, them!!!”

Laojun remained calm and waved his whisk once again. The two men were suddenly speechless. Even though they opened and closed their mouths continuously, no sound came out.

Seeing this, Laojun nodded with satisfaction.

after all···

He is already very old, so he still needs to maintain this little face.

"Great Sage."

"Holy monk."

Lao Jun almost pinched his nose and said: "Well, this matter is over."

"As for this matter, it was also because of my negligence that this happened. I am extremely sorry."

Then, he changed the subject: "But since this is just a misunderstanding, and you two have nothing to lose, why not end it here."

"As for my two boys, I will discipline and punish them severely after I return."

"It's just that the treasures they stole from me..."

Sun Wuxia was happy.

The corner of his mouth tilted: "Treasure, what treasure?"

"Of course, those from my Dan Pavilion..."

"What Dan Pavilion?"

"Don't talk nonsense. I didn't go to your Dan Pavilion to take any treasures. Why are you asking me for it?"

Seeing the monkey acting helpless, Laojun frowned.

OK, OK, OK.

You stinky monkey, are you trying to play this trick on me?

Are you so shameless?

His face darkened: "Great Sage, it's my alchemy furnace, my jade bottle, and..."

"What? I've never seen it before. I've never seen it before. I've never even heard of it."

"Isn't that right, Master?"

Sun Wuxia looked at Tang Sanzang.

The latter nodded slightly: "Yes, old donor, when have we ever gone to your Dan Pavilion to take any treasures?"

"I can testify to this."

"As the saying goes, monks do not tell lies."

"Isn't it?" Sun Wuxia took over the conversation: "Besides, Laojun, didn't you just say that you didn't know anything and didn't notice anything?"

"If it was really something in your Dan Pavilion, how could you not have noticed it?"

"So, if you ask me, this is not yours!"

"Well, what Wuxia said makes sense." Tang Sanzang nodded repeatedly: "Old donor, it is better to be honest as a person."

Laojun's face trembled: "..."

Is this how you two, master and disciple, play?

Good, good, good!

It's really good and cruel!

For the sake of treasure, you even give up your dignity?

Am I really not honest?

How can such words come out of your mouth?

The opposite of Tiangang!

But in this matter, he was in the wrong.

Sun Wuxia's previous nonsense, which seemed to be unworldly, hit him right in the sore spot.

Unless he goes back on what he said before, it would be difficult to get the things back.

Reasonable...

These things are not too valuable to Laojun, nor are they too expensive to be discarded. But I am so old and hold a high position in the Immortal Palace. Even the Supreme Lord has to give me face.

You don't know me?

You even dare to cheat me?

Damn it!

If the Journey to the West was not a matter of great importance, involving the interests of the two major forces of the Immortal Palace and Buddhism, many medium-sized forces and some independent cultivators, do you think I will not deal with you?

Damn.

That's all.

Just feed it to the dog.

His face was dark: "That's all."

"If you want, the rest will be given to you."

"But my old man's belt..."

"Hey, you old official." Sun Wuxia immediately retorted: "What belt do you want from us?"

"Can we still pull your belt off?"

"How did you lose your belt? Don't you know it?"

"Where do we have your belt?"

Just two words: no return!

Tang Sanzang remained calm and naturally supported Sun Wuxia.

What a joke.

Don’t know who I am?

Thinking back then, I carried two machetes and chopped all the way from Tsim Sha Tsui to Causeway Bay without even blinking an eye. Now you want to take back what’s in my hands?

You wish!

What's more, if I let you go back, wouldn't I be very embarrassed?

"Okay, okay."

"You are fine."

Laojun was speechless.

He took the two boys with him and disappeared in a flash.

only···

On the way back, he kept cursing.

However, Tang Sanzang and Sun Wuxia smiled at each other.

only···

Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng, who witnessed the whole thing and didn't dare to fart or even breathe, were almost scared to death.

Oh my god!

You dare to keep even this old man’s things?

How audacious!

The key is that they succeeded.

Isn’t it amazing?

······

With the support of Laojun's several magic weapons, the two's combat power skyrocketed!

Among these magic weapons, the weakest ones are all top-grade immortal weapons, and there is only one of them.

The others are all spiritual treasures!

Three acquired spiritual treasures and one innate spiritual treasure, a total of five.

The best immortal weapon is the Jade Purifying Bottle.

The innate spiritual treasure is the belt.

The banana fan, the purple gold gourd and the seven-star sword are acquired spiritual treasures.

But spiritual treasures, no matter whether they are innate or acquired, are much stronger than immortal weapons. After this battle, they got four spiritual treasures directly. The master and disciple were like a upgraded version of a musket, and their strength increased dramatically!

but···

The further along in the journey to the West, the more silent Tang Sanzang became.

My thoughts are becoming more and more profound.

"Master."

Late that night, Sun Wuxia found him and asked curiously, "Are you worried about something?"

"Um."

Tang Sanzang laid down a soundproofing cloth to solve the problem and said, "We are family, so I won't hide it from you."

"You also know roughly what will happen on this journey to the West."

"Let's not talk about anything else. I'm not worried about things that can be operated or taken down, but if we force our way through some things that can't be taken down, it will be extremely troublesome."

“That’s true.”

Sun Wuxia nodded: "Such as the 'Wuzhuang Temple' and the 'Dapeng King'."

These two dilemmas are really hard to resolve.

King Dapeng, the immortal king of Buddhism.

How to play?

Wuzhuang Temple···

I don’t know if this world’s Journey to the West is still called Wuzhuang Temple, but the corresponding disaster must be very scary.

The big boss in the Wuzhuang Temple in the original novel is Zhen Yuanzi, the ancestor of earthly immortals!

Why does Zhen Yuanzi need people?

Although there is not much description of him in Journey to the West, the few words "the ancestor of earthly immortals" are enough to illustrate his importance.

What's more, Qingfeng, Mingyue and Zhenyuanzi had also introduced themselves before.

The couplet on the door of the house reads: The immortal palace of immortality, the Taoist family with longevity as long as the sky.

"Why don't you offer incense to the Three Pure Ones, the Four Emperors, and the gods of Luotian, and just offer incense to the words heaven and earth?"

"The Three Pure Ones and the Four Emperors are my master's friends! The Nine Star Lords are my master's juniors!"

"Even if you meet the Buddha, you have to compensate me for the ginseng fruit tree~!"

And Sun Wukong was the only one in the 81 trials that he was unable to handle and ran to ask for help from Bodhi Patriarch...

And the ancestor of earthly immortals was not unable to save the ginseng fruit tree himself, he just gave Sun Wukong some tribulations to make up the eighty-one tribulations. Otherwise, Sun Wukong's level of Taoism would be useless in his hands...

I might be stronger than the Monkey King described in the original novel, but if I meet Zhen Yuanzi, I can only wait for death.

Tang Sanzang is similar.

Of course, maybe the other party won't be so ruthless, and as long as the master and disciple are a little timid, everything will be fine.

but···

Here comes the problem.

This is inconsistent with the style we have been following.

Besides, what good would it do to get through this hardship in a cowardly way?

Sun Wuxia frowned: "So, Master has an idea?"

“I have some ideas.”

Tang Sanzang gave Sun Wuxia a deep look and said, "I was wondering if we can use someone else's knife to kill someone while putting the wrong person on the wrong person's head."

Sun Wuxia: “…”

She was not a time traveler, nor was she from the Celestial Empire, so she naturally did not know the meaning of the "hyperlink" and just scratched her head: "What does this mean?"

"That's right."

Tang Sanzang explained in detail: "You see, our journey to the west is actually a play directed by the Buddhist sect and the Immortal Palace."

"actually···"

“It doesn’t matter who plays the leading role or who plays the supporting role.”

"What's important? To finish chanting the 81 trials, obtain the true scriptures, and spread the Dharma."

"As long as the purpose remains unchanged, everything else can be discussed!"

"so···"

“I wonder if there is room for maneuver in this.”

"for example."

Tang Sanzang decided to give an example: "Let's find an enemy, and an extremely powerful enemy, and then go to his house to attack him. However, we cannot reveal our identities, and we cannot say that we have a grudge against him."

"Just think of this as one of the eighty-one difficulties."

"After all, we don't know which of the 81 difficulties is which, right?"

"As long as the route doesn't deviate too far."

"Can't beat him? That's right."

"If we can't beat them, we can always ask for help~!"

"Taste it, taste it carefully."

Sun Wuxia touched her chin and fell into deep thought.

Tang Sanzang continued, "Is that the truth?"

"That's what they call putting the wrong hat on someone else's head."

"As long as we go through the eighty-one trials, it's fine. Who says they have to be the eighty-one trials arranged by them? It's normal for us to take the wrong path occasionally or make a mistake once in a while, right?"

"After all, we don't know anything, right? Who knows what the next difficulty will be?"

Sun Wuxia slapped her thigh.

"Ouch!"

“That’s absolutely right!”

"So this is mistaken identity, no problem, Master, great!"

"Wuka, hard!"

"So, you understand?"

"How can I not understand that?" Sun Wuxia shook her head: "I'm not a fool."

"We took the wrong road, and then our master was captured. They want to eat him, but I can't defeat them. What should I do? Call for help! After the Immortal Palace moves, the Buddhist Sect moves. Who can bear it?"

"We are not afraid that the Immortal Palace and the Buddhist Sect will not take action. We should make a big fuss first and make it difficult for them to get off the tiger."

"Then, I'll defeat my enemy and let him get rid of all his ashes!"

"At the very least, I can make my enemies bleed a lot, so it's a win anyway!"

"If we do this once or twice, we can avoid the two difficulties of King Dapeng and Wuzhuang Temple. Isn't it wonderful?"

"That's it."

Tang Sanzang clapped his hands: "This boy is teachable."

"So, do you have any enemies?"

Sun Wuxia nodded heavily: "Don't tell me, don't tell me, I really have an enemy."

"Who? As long as the route is not too far off, we will go and destroy it!"

"..., the route is not off the mark."

"Who is it? Why are you being so fussy?"

"Then I'll tell you?"

"If you have to fart, do it now." Tang Sanzang cursed with a smile.

"Immortal Palace."

Tang Sanzang was stunned, and raised his voice: "Who?"

"Well you stinky monkey, are you teasing me?"

"I'm not kidding you, the Immortal Palace is indeed my enemy." Sun Wuxia's expression was serious.

Tang Sanzang: “…”

"Change it."

nonsense.

How could I not know that the Immortal Palace is your enemy?

But do you think this will work?

What a joke.

Sun Wuxia spread her hands: "To be honest, this is my only enemy."

"How about changing to your enemy?"

Tang Sanzang said unhappily, "After I ascended to heaven, I have been in the Buddhist sect and have been raised like a canary. I don't have any enemies. If I have to say there is one, it would be the Buddhist sect."

Sun Wuxia: “…”

Then she asked, “Do you think it’s possible?”

Tang Sanzang: “…”

The two looked at each other, staring at each other.

wipe.

What a great plan!

Putting the blame on someone else and killing someone with a borrowed knife...

No enemies at all?!

"No, I have to come up with two enemies!" Tang Sanzang felt very uncomfortable. He had to come up with an enemy no matter what he said today.

Sun Wuxia pondered for a moment.

"Huh?"

"I think I thought of one."

She couldn't help but think of her master and her senior brothers and sisters in Lanyue Sect.

Life in the Lanyue Sect is still better, carefree, happy, comfortable and relaxed every day.

After coming out...

Alas, it’s hard to put it into words.

Besides, how well does Master treat me?

Unfortunately, I have nothing to repay my master...

Better...

Help Lanyue Sect resolve one or two enemies?

Yes, do it!

Her eyes gradually lit up.

"It seems that you have a goal?"

"have!"

Sun Wuxia nodded: "Jie Tian Sect!"

"Um?"

"Why do you have a grudge against Jie Tian Sect?"

"I don't have any grudge against Jietian Sect, but Lanyue Sect and Jietian Sect do. We are all enemies anyway, so I thought it would be useless if I didn't do anything. So, can't Jietian Sect do anything too?"

"There is nothing wrong with Jie Tian Sect."

Tang Sanzang waved his hand: "Moreover, with the level of Jie Tian Sect, it is just right!"

"powerful!"

"But it's not that strong that is difficult to deal with."

“And very rich.”

"After we get it done, we will definitely make a lot of money. It is not impossible for us to break through again."

“Even if the Immortal Palace and the Buddhist Sect held back and didn’t completely destroy the Jie Tian Sect, I can definitely extort a large sum of money from them to relieve the pressure on the Lan Yue Sect and my brother.”

"It's not too far from our westward journey, hey..."

"That's it!"

The master and disciple discussed it together.

The Jie Tian Sect, right?

Plate it!

Sun Wuxia was so excited that she jumped up three feet high: "Let's play with it!"

"Just... there's a problem."

"The Jietian Sect is quite powerful and well-informed. They should know that the Journey to the West is a major trend that cannot be stopped. I'm afraid they won't capture you, Master, let alone eat you."

"What should I do?"

In Sun Wuxia's opinion, this is really a trouble.

However···

Tang Sanzang smiled confidently: "Monkey."

"You are smart, but you are still too naive."

"Why is that so difficult?"

"Is it easy?"

"What else? Have you ever heard of... the Han envoy?"

"What is that?"

Sun Wuxia was even more confused.

Tang Sanzang sighed: "That... is an extremely magical existence."

However, he secretly felt lucky in his heart: "Fortunately, I have some culture." (End of this chapter)