"this···"

"But, isn't this dangerous?"

"You don't have to say it."

Su Wen thought, are you taking me for a fool? Not telling lies? At most, I just kept silent, but why don't you just not mention this? Isn't not mentioning this also a lie?

so···

Are you fucking kidding me?

I don't believe you?

"Well, haha, I'll tell you the truth, benefactor."

"I and a few of my disciples are a little lost."

Tang Sanzang smiled slightly: "So, I came up with this idea."

"On this journey, I encountered many monsters who were greedy for my body."

puff!

Su Wen almost vomited blood.

God is greedy for your body.

Tang Sanzang seemed to be unaware of it, and said happily, "Since they are greedy for my body, I will make my identity public and let them know."

"If anyone comes to catch me and wants to eat me...then he is a monster."

"As long as we get rid of the monsters, we can be sure that we are on the right path and we can continue on."

"so···"

"Yes, benefactor."

"you···"

"Do you want to eat Tang Monk's flesh?"

Su Wen: “(ΩДΩ)??!”

Fuck you.

Do I really want to eat Tang Monk’s flesh?

You guys...

Isn't this just sting operation?

Good guy, I just call him good guy.

This way, everything makes sense.

Is there a problem with telling people that eating Tang Monk's meat can make you immortal? No, there is no problem! These guys are fishing, but, you little monk, who looks harmless, how can you be so evil?

So vicious!

Dead, dead.

Su Wen complained madly in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face. He just said, "Master monk, you are joking. Why would I want to eat your meat?"

"It's just that you really took the wrong path."

"There are no monsters here."

"Look, why don't I take you away?"

At this moment, he still couldn't tell whether this Tang Sanzang was real or fake, but why bother about him?

Regardless of whether it is true or not, the best option is to send them away quickly.

If we stay, trouble will arise sooner or later.

Tang Sanzang laughed: "Really?"

"However, I am very curious, how did you determine that we took the wrong road?"

"Could it be that you know where we should go on our journey westward?"

Su Wen was choked immediately.

Damn it, how do I answer that?

Answer: Know?

So here comes the question.

How do you know?

have no idea?

I don't know why you still say we took the wrong road?

Well, you have bad intentions!

The most important thing is that Su Wen really doesn’t know the specific route of the Journey to the West.

I just know that Tang Sanzang and his party shouldn't have come to the Jie Tian Sect.

Unless you take the wrong path.

After all, the Jie Tian Sect did not receive any arrangements from the Buddhist sect.

If they were to come, the Buddhist community would definitely make arrangements in advance and inform them of everything.

"this···"

Su Wen could only laugh dryly and said, "I just guessed."

"···,well."

"This old donor."

Tang Sanzang put his hands together and said: "Amitabha."

"As human beings, we should be down-to-earth and never talk nonsense, let alone deceive others."

"How can you mislead the four of us, Master and Disciple, when you yourself are not sure of something?"

Su Wen felt uncomfortable.

I didn't expect this little monk to be so difficult to deal with.

Then he asked, "What do you want to do, great monk?"

“···”

"I'll tell you a secret. My eldest disciple has golden eyes that can see monsters."

"He saw a demonic aura rising from this direction, and we monks are compassionate and have always taken it as our responsibility to slay demons and monsters, so we came here."

"I am willing to use my body as bait to make the monster show up."

"After getting rid of the monster, we will naturally leave."

God damn, it's so evil.

Our Jie Tian Sect is such a big sect, so what's wrong with having monsters?

Among us who practice Taoism or are powerful immortals, who doesn’t have a mount or a pet?

Which of these mounts and pets is not a powerful monster?

Of course they are full of evil spirits!

But is this why you are here?

It's fucking outrageous!

"this···"

"I'm afraid it's inappropriate, right?" Su Wen could only persuade him earnestly: "There are indeed monsters here, I know that, but they are all good monsters with owners."

"Good demon?"

Tang Sanzang snorted coldly, his expression suddenly changed: "A demon is a demon, how can there be a distinction between good and bad?"

"Let me ask you, do you dare to say that these monsters have never killed or eaten humans?"

Su Wen opened his mouth and felt numb.

What the hell!

Can you fucking chat?

How can a monster not kill or eat humans?

And he is a powerful monster.

There may be people who have never eaten humans, but you have never killed a living being, so why are you making a fuss? !

If we chat like this, won't we just end up talking to death?

"No, no, it's not right for you to think so." Su Wen could only bite the bullet and explain: "They may have killed before, but that's all in the past."

"Buddhists say that if they put down their butcher knives, they will become Buddhas immediately. Now, they have reformed themselves. Don't we even give them a chance to live?"

"If that's the case, Master, you're being too harsh."

"snort."

Tang Sanzang sneered: "I figured it out."

"You are in league with those monsters!"

"It seems that you are also a demon!!!"

"Although I don't have a demon body, I have a demon heart!"

At the back, Sun Wuxia, who had been silent the whole time, couldn't help but light up her eyes when she saw this.

Wonderful~!

So this is Master’s plan?

Taking the initiative to stir up trouble, wow, that's how it should be.

Then myself...

It’s time to run away.

He took advantage of Su Wen's inattention and used his monkey hair clone to replace his original self, and then his original self slipped away quietly.

······

Su Wen was extremely angry.

This is...

You really know how to talk nonsense.

Can we only say that he is worthy of being called a bald monk in Buddhism?

I am a normal person, but you turned me into a demon with just a few words? I still have a demon heart, I am a demon to you! Although he is not very old, the bald monk of Buddhism is very good at throwing dirty water and putting a hat on others.

This is simply outrageous.

"Why do you say that, Master?!"

"Are you trying to call a deer a horse?"

"Where are the deer and horses? I don't see any of them. I only see you sheltering the monsters and colluding with them. Amitabha..."

"I absolutely do not agree to this!"

"Disciples."

He waved his hand: "Prepare to subdue the demon!"

Su Wen: "(O_O)???"

this···

Is the fight about to start?

No, are you crazy?

Who wants to fight with you?

Now it seems that you are 90% true.

But...if our Jie Tian Sect were to fight with the pilgrim team, wouldn't we be doomed?

"Wait a minute, eminent monk, all eminent monks, wait a minute."

"You really misunderstood!"

"This place is within the Jietian Sect. Inside the Jietian Sect, the disciples and residents live and work in peace and contentment. Those so-called monsters you see are actually spirit beasts and spirit pets."

"They all have owners. We can't just kill them as if they were monsters that kill people or set fires, right?"

"It doesn't make sense, emotionally or logically."

Tang Sanzang snorted coldly: "If it's a monster, it should be killed!"

Su Wen: “…”

Damn it!

I've said so much to you, and this is all you say to me, right?

You didn't even tell me that Tang Sanzang hated evil so much?

Did a monster kill his whole family in his previous life? Why did he hate monsters so much?

"this···"

"Not right, not right."

Su Wen had no choice but to scare Tang Sanzang and the others away, and said, "They all have owners, and they have already laid down their butcher knives. If you still want to kill them, they will definitely resist, and their owners will also take action."

"Master, although your disciples are strong, I'm afraid... they will all die at their hands."

"Why bother?"

Tang Sanzang waved his hand and said, "As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will?"

"Disciples, grab your weapons~!"

Holy crap!!!

Are you serious?

“Absolutely not!!!”

Su Wen stopped him again: "Master, what do you want?"

"Of course it's to get rid of demons!" Tang Sanzang bit him to death.

"But they are not monsters, they are spirit beasts!!!"

"Spirit beasts are just a code name. In the final analysis, they are all monsters!"

I'm Nima!!!

Su Wen's mind was throbbing.

I have never seen such a stubborn and psychotic person.

He's a fucking monk.

If you did this somewhere else, I'd probably laugh at you.

But you do this in my house...

I'm about to vomit blood, okay?

The most annoying thing is that these monks are obviously extremely weak, and neither I nor the Jie Tian Sect can touch them, otherwise they will have to bear the wrath of Buddhism.

This, this, this···

Who the hell can I go to for justice?

And behind.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng looked at each other, both feeling annoyed and helpless.

They are also worldly-wise.

Even though I didn't know the specific situation before, but along the way, I saw so many mounts and pets of the big guys in the Heavenly Palace, all of which were "old acquaintances", and I gradually came to my senses.

They didn't know whether the Jie Tian Sect was one of the "disasters".

but···

The Jie Tian Sect will certainly not kill anyone.

So, I wasn't too afraid.

However, their master's insane actions and words still made them feel extremely tired.

"High monk~!"

"How can you be so stubborn?"

"As human beings, we must always be reasonable."

“Dharma is the truth!”

"Fuck..."

Can we still have a pleasant chat?!

Su Wen's eyebrows jumped: "How about this, Master, I can't make the decision on this matter, and I can't argue with you. Why don't I take you to see our leader?"

"How about he communicate with you personally?"

“···”

Tang Sanzang snorted coldly: "So you can't make the decision?"

"Then why are you rapping here?"

"Hurry up and lead the way."

Su Wen: “…”

I **** you.

you****.

*you****!

He was sending telegrams in his mind, but on his face there was a smile of relief: "Okay, okay."

"I will take the monk to see the leader right now."

Damn!

I can't handle this stinky monk.

It’s better to find a leader.

Let the leader decide everything.

This damn stubborn ass!!!

······

Soon, the group entered the depths of the Jie Tian Sect and met the Jie Tian Sect leader.

Su Wen used his spiritual sense to transmit his experience to the leader of Jie Tian.

Sect Leader Jie Tian was completely speechless.

The look he gave Su Wen seemed to contain endless words and endless love.

"Are you the Jietian Sect Leader? The boss here?" Tang Sanzang didn't give them much time and stepped forward: "You have demonic energy rising to the sky."

"The four of us, master and apprentice, are going to slay the demons!"

Jie Tian Sect Leader: “…”

Kill you!

He tried to persuade her helplessly: "Those are all owned by someone else, not monsters..."

Tang Sanzang frowned and said, "A monster is a monster. Once it is a monster, it will be a monster for the rest of its life. Leader, are you going to protect them? Could it be that you are also a monster? "

"Hurrah!"

"It turns out they are a nest of snakes and rats!"

I'll fuck you!

grass!

The leader of the Jie Tian sect's brows twitched wildly, and he wished he could slap Tang San to death with a single slap.

damn it.

After all, I am an immortal king.

You are just an ant, and you come before me and show off your might. Do you think you are so great?

If it weren't for the power behind you, you wouldn't even be qualified to see me!

Shit!!!

But he couldn't figure it out.

How could Buddhism send such a stubborn person to go to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures?

This person...

Can it really be accomplished?

It's definitely going to mess things up, right?

"Young Master, you are such a joke. My leader has always been upright and honest. How can you make a hasty conclusion based on just a few words?"

"Besides, God has a benevolent nature."

"Since it has an owner and has become a spirit beast, how can it still be a monster?"

"So, there is absolutely no way I can agree to this!"

"In my opinion, it is better to send the guests away!"

The leader of Jietian Sect is also a decisive person. Can't you reason with me? Then I won't talk to you, okay? I will just throw you out of Jietian Sect and see how you kill me, damn it!

"snort!"

He immediately waved his hand, tearing the space apart with the power of the Immortal King. He waved his hand again, and with his sleeves he rolled up the master and disciple, throwing them out of the crack in space, allowing them to return to the "right track".

Only after doing all this did he breathe a sigh of relief.

Then he glared at Su Wen fiercely.

damn it.

If we can't afford to offend, can't we just hide away?

You brought them to see me, do you have to make me lose face as well to be happy?

Su Wen helplessly spread his hands: "I didn't expect that he would be so stubborn."

"You said Buddhism..."

"Is there something wrong with your brain?"

"Why would you choose such a stubborn person to go to the West to obtain the scriptures?"

"You ask me, who should I ask?"

Jie Tian Sect Leader was also depressed: "But then again, they may not be the real pilgrim team."

However, he himself felt that this was nonsense.

If they were not a team seeking the scriptures, they would not be able to do such a heaven-defying thing.

Although it is a team of pilgrims, it is also very amazing...

Pooh!

But no matter what, the matter has been temporarily resolved.

"You go down first."

Jie Tian Sect Leader waved his hand and let Su Wen go first.

Just keep sulking for a while.

Damn it, it’s unlucky.

After all, my Jie Tian Sect is a great sect that has been passed down for millions of years, and I am an Immortal King and a giant, but I feel so aggrieved today.

How could this be possible?

And there's that damn Lan Yue Sect and the Great Qin Dynasty.

If it weren't for them, how could my Jie Tian Sect have suffered such heavy losses?

It would not have suffered a series of defeats in the recent battles with the Butian Pavilion.

Damn them!

······

"Hurrah!"

Tang Sanzang, who was 'thrown out', was furious: "How could... how could it be like this?!"

"His Jietian Sect must be the land of all monsters. There must be many things and monsters that cannot be seen in public. That's why they are afraid that we will find out and want us to stay away from them."

"Disciples!"

"Follow me and kill them back."

"If I can't even save this evil country, how can I have the face to go to the West to seek the true scriptures?"

Zhu Bajie, Sha Seng, and White Dragon Horse: "..."

Are you fucking crazy?!

He didn't know how many times he cursed in his heart, but he couldn't disobey. He could only follow Tang Sanzang and go to Jie Tian Sect again.

So.

Half a month later.

Sect Leader Jie Tian received another message from Su Wen.

"Master."

"Something bad is happening."

Seeing Su Wen's ugly face, even with a hint of panic, Jie Tian Sect Leader couldn't help but frowned: "Why are you panicking? Could it be that the Butian Pavilion has come knocking on our door?"

"That's not the case."

"Humph, I don't think they have the guts to do that!"

"Then why are you so flustered?"

“Yes, yes…”

Su Wen smiled bitterly: "Tang Sanzang and his men are back again, and are challenging us outside!"

Jie Tian Sect Leader: “(⊙o⊙)···”

Fuck?

He was confused: "Why...are they coming back again?"

Su Wen looked as if he had seen a ghost, and smiled bitterly, "He kept saying that this is the land of all monsters, and he wants to save the land of all monsters and bring peace to the area."

"And then..."

"You still say that I will not become a Buddha until the demon country is destroyed."

"In fact, if we don't let him save the demons, he will crash into a wall and die outside. He will then be reincarnated and will be responsible for saving the demons in every life."

"What do you call this...Oh, if he doesn't go to hell, then who will?"

The leader of Jie Tian shuddered.

Anger arises from the heart!

I ***** you*!

What the hell is wrong with you?

Why are they confronting our Jie Tian Sect and me?

As for Buddhism, I have some connections with you Buddhists after all, and I have helped you before.

But you find such a stubborn person to disgust me?

I fucking owe you guys this?!

At this moment, he was truly speechless.

What a big hat!

Have we become a country of monsters?

I will not become a Buddha until I have achieved my goal. You are not a Buddha to begin with.

"Master, what should we do?"

While Jie Tian Jiaozhu was raging in his heart, Su Wen smiled bitterly and said, "The monk is shouting more and more loudly, and he is even pretending to hit his head against the wall and die..."

"!!!"

The Jie Tian Sect Leader’s breath was choked.

You can curse and criticize as much as you want, but you can never joke about Tang Sanzang's life or death.

Otherwise something big will happen.

The pilgrim died because of Jie Tian Sect? Jie Tian Sect can't bear this big blame!

"Don't let him die!"

"Just you go... I will go myself."

Just as Jie Tian Sect Leader was about to leave, he suddenly turned back and said, "Well, you immediately tell everyone in my sect to bring all mounts and pets to me immediately."

"Let's go and catch a few little demons. Let Tang Sanzang perform a scene with them to give him some face. After this damn bald donkey leaves, they can come back."

“···”

"Yes, Master."

Su Wen smiled bitterly.

Trouble? That is indeed a bit troublesome.

But there’s nothing I can do!

This may be the best solution. No one can do anything if they encounter such a stubborn person! (End of this chapter)