"I could hear your calculations all over the Sahara. Next time, I'll take you to Mount Everest to practice your abacus skills, so the whole world can learn about conservation and environmental protection. After all, you could generate electricity just by being shameless!"
At first, Granny Liu didn't understand, but after repeating it to herself twice, she instantly realized that she was being insulted for being shameless!
She instantly flew into a rage, rolled up her sleeves, and stuck her hands in her pockets. "You little bitch!! You dare to insult me? You little whore, you're not leaving here until you apologize!"
Hmph! If I don't swindle her out of a hundred or two hundred yuan, she'll change her surname to hers!
Bai Yajing spat at her without any politeness, "Don't even mention cursing you to your face, if you can't hear me clearly, I can carve your name on a tombstone!"
"Are you a lotus root reincarnated? You've got a whole lot of cunning in your head!"
How dare you covet other people's things? Have you no shame? Just because you've lived here for a few years doesn't mean you can treat it like your own.
Hey folks, that's what she said! From now on, if you see anything you like at her house, just take it!
You can 'borrow' things like bicycles, radios, and sewing machines!
Anyway, she's generous; once you get your hands on it, it's yours!
Her rapid-fire delivery left even the usually sharp-tongued Granny Liu completely bewildered.
In truth, when these old women curse, they always start with organs and go on to curse their ancestors and relatives for eight generations.
Her art of seemingly scolding yet not scolding, and not scolding yet scolding, was a bit difficult for her to understand!
Yes, it's really difficult. You have to mentally go through it once or twice before you realize that someone is indirectly insulting you...
Granny Liu was so angry she was practically grinding her teeth to powder. She pointed at Bai Yajing and kept repeating "you, you, you" for a long time, but she couldn't come up with a single word that was similar to what Bai Yajing had said.
In the end, she gave up and switched to her own method, which immediately filled the scene with birdsong and fragrant flowers.
"Fuck your ancestors! You &%+..."
"I'll fucking swear at you..."
"You little slut! You @_..."
Seeing that his wife had not only failed to get what she wanted but was also furious, Old Liu's old face fell.
"You young comrade, how mean! We are much older than you, and can be considered your elders, do you have any manners at all?"
Her words are nothing but sarcastic insults! Humph! What is a woman doing out in public instead of staying at home?
"Young man, you should listen to the elders more. This matter shouldn't have been handled by you, young man; the old man is senile!"
Bai Yajing didn't even bother to look at him. She still remembered how he almost threw a dirty broom at her the other day!
"Your style reminds me of a poem by Su Shi: 'Viewed from the side, it's a range; viewed from the front, it's a peak; its appearance varies from near to far and high to low.'"
At this age, to still maintain such a consistently high level of nonsensical argumentation is something young people simply can't match!
"To be old and not die is to be a thief! That's exactly what I'm talking about! Hey! Old! Thief! Back off!"
Her little mouth was like it had spat poison, and what's even more strange is that everyone was still not satisfied after listening to her.
They all secretly glanced at the elderly couple, who were now furious, and shook their heads in disbelief.
"Look at how well that person curses, and then look at Granny Liu, tsk tsk tsk, it's shameful to compare people like that!"
"Even educated people who have studied have a different way of cursing! I just can't learn to do it!"
...
Granny Liu was so angry that her eyes turned red, and she started her usual cursing again.
Bai Yajing calmly picked at her ear, then flicked the powder from under her fingernail at Granny Liu, hitting her gaping mouth squarely.
"Hey! Just by standing on the street, you lower the overall quality of the whole street. Look, look, this place is all filthy! Comrades, don't you feel embarrassed when you're close to her?"
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