Chapter 30030 The Funeral of the Chipmunk
"No matter who it is, no one can replace Zhizhi's place in my heart! No one can!" Yu Zhang Zihan tearfully slapped away the domineering boss Wang Fugui's hand.
She cared so much about this hamster, how could she let the domineering boss Wang Fugui replace its position in her heart.
It was her negligence that caused her to put her most precious hamster on top of the refrigerator. Late at night, the hamster opened the cage and fell from a height. When she found it the next day, her baby was already dying.
Unexpectedly, even after going to the largest pet hospital, there was no way to save the animal.
Zhang Zihan was both sad and blamed himself.
[Silly: System prompts, because the boss Wang Fugui did not fulfill his promise, Zhang Zihan's favorability towards the boss Wang Fugui has dropped to 40%. Because of guilt, the boss Wang Fugui's favorability towards Zhang Zihan has risen to 60%. ]
Li Yue was completely speechless. She might as well have just followed what the boss Wang Fugui said and bought two packets of rat poison to poison all three of them.
So the favorability of these two people can't reach 50% at the same time? At least let her clear her debts first!
However, now is not the time to complain about the system.
The key now is to find a way to get rid of the chinchilla problem.
Seeing Yu Zhang Zihan crying more and more sadly, Li Yue immediately whispered to the overbearing CEO Wang Fugui: "Boss, how about we give her chinchilla a grand funeral? That way, maybe she won't be so sad?"
Upon hearing this, the overbearing CEO Wang Fugui immediately looked at Li Yue with approval. His eyes seemed to be saying, you are worthy of being my special assistant.
"In that case, Assistant Li, I'll leave this matter to you." After saying that, the domineering boss Wang Fugui took out his card wallet and pulled out the Rural Credit Cooperative bank card with the password of six sixes that he had given to Li Yue in the morning.
Li Yue: ...
There are 101 points left on this card. How can I hold a grand funeral?
Now, buying two paper figurines would cost hundreds of dollars. The overbearing boss Wang Fugui probably doesn't want the heroine's squirrel to be hungry and cold after arriving in the underworld, right?
When the overbearing boss Wang Fugui saw that Li Yue had not moved, he frowned unhappily: "Why, Special Assistant Li, do you have any opinions?"
"No, I'll do it right away." Li Yue took the bank card from the overbearing boss Wang Fugui and showed a standard fake smile with eight teeth. "Boss, do you want a Chinese funeral or a Western funeral?"
"It's its funeral, not my funeral." The domineering boss Wang Fugui corrected.
"Yes, yes, it's its funeral." Li Yue quickly agreed.
The domineering boss Wang Fugui looked at the ceiling of the pet hospital at a 45-degree angle. He had been influenced by traditional Chinese culture since he was young and had a strong sense of clan. If it was his pet, he would definitely choose a Chinese funeral.
But after this period of contact, he found that Zhang Zihan was very different from the girls he had known since childhood. Perhaps she would prefer a Western-style funeral?
"Zi Han, can we have a Western-style funeral for the chinchilla?" The domineering CEO Wang Fugui rarely put down his airs and asked Zhang Zi Han in a negotiating tone.
Yu Zhang Zihan glared at the overbearing boss Wang Fugui with red eyes, "How can you give it a Western-style funeral?! It is a relative of bats, and bats symbolize vampires. If you give it a Western-style funeral, and there is a cross during the prayer, won't it be hurt again! Or do you want to completely seal my Zhizhi!"
For the first time, the overbearing Wang Fugui felt disobeyed. Just as he was about to retort, Li Yue immediately stood on tiptoe and covered Wang Fugui's mouth. She said to Zhang Zihan, "Have a Chinese style, have a Chinese style! Don't be angry, our president was just joking."
"How can you make a joke of such a serious matter!" Yu Zhang Zihan became even angrier.
Li Yue pulled the overbearing boss Wang Fugui aside and said, "Boss, Miss Yu Zhang just lost her most beloved squirrel. She must be very sad now. You should let her go."
Although Li Yue didn't know why the cross could seal the twig rat, the heroine must have her reasons for saying so.
"Hmph." The domineering boss Wang Fugui snorted coldly. He did not refute, so Li Yue took it as his tacit consent.
Now, there is one most important question.
The little money given by the domineering boss Wang Fugui is not enough to hold a Chinese funeral, even for a squirrel.
Li Yue thought about it carefully, and said to the overbearing CEO Wang Fugui: "CEO, you have to personally check the funeral. This way, Miss Yu Zhang can also feel your concern!"
"It's just a pet mouse. Is it worth it for me to condescend to take care of it personally?" Wang Fugui was displeased.
Li Yue quickly covered her mouth again: "Boss, please keep your voice down! Miss Yu Zhang is a kind-hearted girl. How can you bear to make such a kind-hearted girl sad!"
"Okay then." The domineering boss Wang Fugui was finally persuaded by Li Yue. He first sent Yu Zhang Zihan back to school, and then took Li Yue to the largest paper-making shop in City A.
Li Yue stood at the door, reluctant to go in for a long time.
She was really afraid that she would have a nightmare after entering this kind of store.
The overbearing boss Wang Fugui had already stepped in. He was very unhappy that there was no assistant following him. "Assistant Li, hurry up and catch up."
Li Yue: ...
In order to complete the task, Li Yue had no choice but to go in.
This was Li Yue's first time to visit such a place. It was very different from what she had imagined. Not only were there no spooky paper figures, but there were also all kinds of paper electronic products. In addition, there were all kinds of paper villas, sports cars and even pets.
As soon as the boss saw someone coming, he immediately asked: "Are you buying for your family? Or are you buying for a friend? Or are you buying for your own use? We not only have paper figurines, but also various coffins and urns."
Li Yue: ...
"Will anyone buy it for personal use?" Li Yue didn't expect the boss to ask this.
The boss nodded with a smile: "Of course, many young people now advocate not getting married or having children, and they are afraid that no one will burn paper money for them after they die, so they buy it in advance and burn it."
"This... isn't very auspicious?" Li Yue never thought that there would be such a business in this world.
This is too advanced.
[Hanhan: Because the original author of this book is quite feudal, I am particularly concerned about this.]
The boss was questioned, but he was not angry at all. Instead, he patiently explained: "What's unlucky about this? Look, these are the latest tablets, mobile phones and game consoles. We update them every year... You can also pay a deposit in advance and agree that we will burn them for you in 30 or 40 years. In this way, what we burn will be the latest models. Sir, do you want a whole set of mobile phones?"
The domineering boss Wang Fugui frowned and took a half step back, as if he didn't want to be involved in bad luck.
Watching the owner of the paper-making shop approaching step by step, the overbearing boss Wang Fugui finally couldn't help but speak, and scolded the boss with his cold voice: "You, stop right there! I, Wang Fugui, hate it most when someone crosses the line!"
Li Yue was worried that the boss Wang Fugui would fight with the owner of the paper-making shop, so she quickly stood between the two and explained, "We don't buy them for people, we buy them for our pets at home."
"Pets, we have pet supplies here too!" The boss immediately took them to a shelf, "Look, here are new paper cat litter, cat food, cat beds, hair removal cream, cat toys, pet clothing... and paper kittens. Is your pet male or female? Our paper kittens are divided by gender, so you can buy a partner for it. This one is a male cat, and this one is a female cat."
Although Li Yue wanted to quickly accompany the boss Wang Fugui to finish shopping and leave this place, after hearing the boss's introduction, she still asked: "What if the pet is sterilized? What should be done then?"
It's already been neutered, so even if you burn its other half, it probably won't help.
I thought the boss would be speechless, but he said calmly: "Don't worry about sterilization. They will become whole again in the other world! You see, it's pitiful for cats to be sterilized when they are alive. If they don't have a partner after death, they will be too lonely!"
Li Yue: Silly, this original author’s family might be selling paper crafts!!!
When the boss Wang Fugui heard his boss's description, he actually walked forward with interest and picked up a paper kitten to examine it carefully. "This one is very good."
This is a tabby cat and it looks very cute.
"You have a good eye. This kitten is the best seller in our store. Now it's only 399. If you buy it now, I'll give you two bags of paper cat food." The boss wiped away tears as if he was thinking of his own pet. "Your kitten will definitely feel your love for it."
Li Yue: ...
Li Yue coughed awkwardly, "Well, our pet is... a rat, not a cat."
I don’t know why, but neither she nor the domineering boss Wang Fugui mentioned that the pet was a cat, but this boss just kept recommending cat supplies.
Li Yue's words were a reminder to both the owner of the paper-making shop and the domineering boss Wang Fugui.
Someone's pet is a mouse, so it's inappropriate for you to burn a cat there, right?
Most importantly, this paper figurine is too expensive! It's so small, but it costs 399, which is more expensive than the microwave in their office!
If you buy all kinds of pet supplies, it will probably cost several thousand dollars.
However, there probably aren't any pet supplies for mice here.
Li Yue pulled the overbearing boss Wang Fugui to a corner and whispered, "Boss, why don't you make something and burn it yourself? That way it will look more sincere!"
"No, I must not let this funeral have any regrets." The overbearing boss Wang Fugui decisively rejected Li Yue's proposal. He strode up to the boss and said, "Boss, do you have any supplies for the pet chinchilla?"
"This..." The boss looked embarrassed. He had never seen such a demand before. However, he could study it and expand his customer base in the future. People nowadays have a rich life and love pets. There is still room for operation in this area.
But now, is he going to lose this CEO customer who drove a Wuling Hongguang mini?
Especially since the domineering boss Wang Fugui in front of him was wearing the latest smart watch, and coupled with his cold temperament, the boss subconsciously felt that he was an important figure.
After all, most men care about face. Although the domineering boss Wang Fugui seems to be "successful in his career", he is not obsessed with luxury cars and watches. This shows that he is more stable than ordinary people!
As the owner of the largest paper-making shop in City A, he must keep the domineering boss Wang Fugui as his high-quality customer!
The boss grabbed the overbearing Wang Fugui and said, "Although we don't have any supplies for chinchillas here, since you decided to burn paper offerings for your pet, I'm sure you want to hold a grand funeral for it. If you're holding a funeral, how can you not have a coffin!"
Seeing that the overbearing boss Wang Fugui seemed to be persuaded, Li Yue quickly said, "A human coffin shouldn't be used on a squirrel, right?"
If that's the case, we should buy it a piece of land for a grave.
According to the current situation, cemeteries are so expensive that even if you sell the Wuling Hongguang mini owned by the domineering boss Wang Fugui, it still won’t be enough to buy the house!
The boss was not discouraged, but continued to explain: "Of course it's not a human coffin. We have a kitten coffin here. It's big enough to hold a chinchilla. We can even let you marry it in the afterlife. Our pet coffin is only 2999 now. If you can't find a chinchilla for the afterlife marriage, we can also help you find a suitable one."
Li Yue couldn't help but complain: "Boss, please be a decent person. This is too expensive!"
What else is there about arranged ghost marriages?
In this world, even rats cannot rest in peace after death? Did he ask the rat if he wanted to be taken care of?
"Boss, have you ever thought about what would happen if they got tired of each other after the ghost marriage? What if they started fighting?"
Facing Li Yue's question, the boss asked in all seriousness: "Let's not talk about ghost marriages for now, let's talk about the price. Can your feelings for your pet be measured by money? Just 2999, and your pet won't have to envy other people's pets in the other world, and it can have a comfortable place to live. Don't you want to fulfill this wish!"
Li Yue: …………
Li Yue just wanted to say that if anyone believed this, she would have to sell them health products in the future.
It would be fine if he could give his pet the best within his ability, but now the domineering boss Wang Fugui obviously doesn't have that ability!
It's obviously a wooden box. If she gives her some time, she might carve one for the boss Wang Fugui. After she carves it, she doesn't even need 2999, just 299!
No, if the domineering boss Wang Fugui is willing to give her 99, she can do it.
Li Yue originally thought that given the stingy character of the domineering boss Wang Fugui, he would definitely turn around and leave.
Unexpectedly, the overbearing boss Wang Fugui directly took out his green Agricultural Bank card and said to his boss without blinking, "We just want a pet coffin. Boss, swipe the card. No need for a ghost marriage. Assistant Li is right. I still need to respect Zhizhi's wishes. I don't want Zhizhi to be unhappy, and I don't want her to be unhappy because of this."
Li Yue looked at the domineering boss Wang Fugui in shock.
No, you have money to burn?
Seeing the domineering boss Wang Fugui swipe the card successfully, Li Yue cursed him countless times in her heart.
With money to spend on weird things like this, there is no money to pay employees?
Just this wooden pet coffin is worth her one month's salary!
The boss packed the pet coffin and wanted to hand it to Li Yue, who looked like an assistant. Li Yue simply put her hands behind her back and said, "Sorry, I'm weak and can't touch these things. I'm afraid that if I touch it and put the pet in it, it will come back to life."
When the overbearing boss Wang Fugui saw his assistant being so "rebellious", he was not angry but nodded, "Assistant Li, you have thought very carefully. Boss, leave this to me."
Li Yue has made up her mind that she will go to the house of the domineering boss Wang Fugui to sell health products in the future.
The domineering boss Wang Fugui held the pet coffin and solemnly placed it in the car.
Seeing a pet coffin occupying her seat, Li Yue couldn't help but ask, "Boss, where should I sit?"
The overbearing boss Wang Fugui looked up at the sky and said, "Assistant Li, since you are so strong, you should keep your distance from this pet coffin. I don't want Zi Han to be sad."
Li Yue: ???
"So, Assistant Li, just take a taxi back to the company."
Before Li Yue could react, the domineering boss Wang Fugui's Wuling Hongguang mini sped away and disappeared from Li Yue's sight.
Looking at the paper-making shops, funeral clothing shops and coffin shops around him, Li Yue felt the hairs on his back stand up.
If I had known I would not have been so naughty just now, I would have taken the pet coffin obediently and went back in the car of the domineering boss Wang Fugui.
Now, in this place, she probably won’t be able to get a taxi for a while!
Li Yue: Silly, how far is this place from the company of the domineering boss Wang Fugui?
[Hanhan: It’s still ten kilometers away. I suggest you take a taxi or bus. However, the nearest bus stop is two kilometers away.]
Li Yue: ...
She took out her cell phone and checked the location - the largest paper-making shop in City A.
Finally, she gritted her teeth and called an online taxi.
The first car did not move after receiving the order. The driver called Li Yue and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, my tire blew on the way. How about you cancel the order?"
"Okay." Li Yue didn't want to embarrass the driver, so she clicked cancel reluctantly.
After waiting for three minutes, another car took the order, but it again stayed where it was and found another excuse to ask Li Yue to cancel the order.
After several attempts, Li Yue finally realized that the online taxi driver really didn't want to come to this funeral street. But if the driver canceled the order, the platform might deduct points, so they made an excuse for her to cancel.
Just when Li Yue was about to give up, the taxi app reminded her again that a black FAW-Volkswagen had accepted the order.
This time, the online car-hailing driver did not make a phone call, but slowly drove towards Li Yue.
Li Yue was so moved that she almost cried. She finally met a good person.
No, she finally met a staunch materialist fighter.
However, looking at the online car-hailing driver’s profile picture, Li Yue felt that he looked familiar.
"Master Yue..." Li Yue read out the driver's ID on the platform, and when she looked up, she saw Yue Yifan's car parked in front of her. "Yue Yifan?! Doctor Yue?! Why is it you?!"
Yue Yifan glanced at the end of the order and understood. It seemed that the person who took his taxi was Li Yue.
Yue Yifan was not too surprised. Looking at the countdown on the online car-hailing platform, he said, "Get in the car first."
Li Yue sat in the passenger seat, fastened her seat belt and checked the driver again. It was indeed the doctor friend of the domineering boss Wang Fugui - Yue Yifan.
"Doctor Yue, aren't you in the hospital? Why are you driving an online ride-hailing car?!"
"The subsidy for regular training was delayed, so I used my rest time to work part-time." Because Yue Yifan is a part-time driver, the platform rarely sends orders. He finally got an order, and the location was still on the funeral street.
Yue Yifan guessed that the other drivers were unwilling to come because they thought it was unlucky. He didn't care about that, but he didn't expect that the person he picked up was Li Yue.
After hearing Yue Yifan's answer, Li Yue suddenly felt a little sympathy for the character created by this poor author. Although in reality, regular trainees also have little money and a lot of work, at least they don't have friends like Wang Fugui.
Yue Yifan asked: "What about you? Why are you here? I don't remember Wang Fugui's company having this business."
Li Yue said irritably, "It's because the pet rat of our CEO's girlfriend died, and the CEO is coming over to buy some things for its funeral. Doctor Yue, do you want to attend the funeral? Our CEO said that this funeral must be very grand."
Li Yue thought, maybe if Yue Yifan went, the funeral would seem more grand and the relationship between the hero and heroine could be closer.
Yue Yifan: ...
Thinking of Wang Fugui calling him to treat a pet rat, Yue Yifan looked at Li Yue with some sympathy. He hesitated for three seconds, and finally operated on the taxi app to complete Li Yue's order in advance.
Seeing this, Li Yue quickly said, "No, no, no, it's not easy for you trainees to work part-time, you should just charge me for the taxi fare as usual!"
Yue Yifan said calmly: "No, I'll go to the funeral on my way."
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