Tetsuya Kamiya, who was enjoying a rare leisurely and happy time while soaking in the hot spring, drinking tea and having a bite to eat, suddenly received gazes from all directions. The gazes seemed to contain some sorrow and sadness, but when he raised his head and looked around, it seemed that there was none of them.
Salty Fish slowly typed out a question mark.
Ying, who was not in the group chat, glanced at the other Fumoshen indifferently and said gently: "Shingu, you don't need to care about them. It's just that I haven't seen the Judge for too long, so I'm a little concerned."
"You are not a judge." Kamiya Tetsuya corrected, "You will leave after a while."
"Oh? Is that so?" Ying asked calmly, "Have you decided on a specific time?"
Seeing that a Fukudani finally understood what people were saying, Tetsuya Kamiya simply said, "We'll talk about the exact time in a week!"
Ying: "I see... I was planning to bring Dabao Ping over to meet you, but he was a little shy."
"That's good." Kamiya Tetsuya thought for a moment and said comfortingly, "Being shy is good. I like shy people."
Social phobia is so wonderful, he is quiet and introverted. It seems that the god of death named Da Baoping is also easy to get along with.
The deaf and hard-eyed gods nearby heard the conversation between the two.
“…”
Damn it, Da Baoping is actually shy!
Is it really reasonable that one of you dares to say it and the other dares to believe it?
The two continued to chat, and Kamiya Tetsuya also had a much better impression of the dead god.
Although they were quite noisy in the beginning, they became very well behaved later on, much better than those on the red side who refused to listen and just acted coquettishly!
Moreover, to be honest, Xianyu is indeed a handsome man at first glance, and he is indeed quite pleasing to the eye, especially his figure is not bad...
Well - although it has nothing to do with him.
Tetsuya Kamiya looked down at himself, a dead chicken, and even looked a little emaciated because of the materialized injuries.
Evil!
It's really not his fault that he doesn't have abdominal muscles, he didn't seem to have them at first.
"Oh, don't worry about it." Ying saw him looking at his injuries and comforted him, "Humans have a strong ability to recover. As long as the people from the Time Government come, your injuries will definitely heal."
Kamiya Tetsuya: "I don't think so..."
"Speaking of which, the way the dead gods recover is somewhat special." Ying directly changed the topic and said, "They will not recover on their own after being injured. They need the spiritual power of the judges, whetstones, jade steel and cooling materials, and the severity of the injuries is also divided into different levels."
He leaned close to Tetsuya Kamiya's ear and whispered, "In fact, the inquisitors on the forum said that they are more beautiful after being injured. Do you want to see it?"
"Being injured doesn't mean you're ugly, the same goes for Dabao Ping."
Tetsuya Kamiya slowly typed a string of ellipsis in his sentence. He looked carefully at the screaming Fudanshen, who was just sipping his tea with an innocent look, and even looked at him with concern.
One second he was praising the god of death for being reliable, and the next second he showed him what a weird way of speaking is.
Those who knew her were comforting him that it was okay to be injured, while those who didn't thought she was hinting at him to go for the full effect of getting injured and covered in blood.
The same goes for the god of death who goes by the name "Mikazuki Munechika". He relies on his good looks to do whatever he wants and speaks vile words all the time!
He said coldly: "No!"
Tetsuya Kamiya reached out again to pick it up, but missed. Instead, he picked up a soft tiger. The tiger looked snow-white, with bright eyes, and it called out "Grandma". It was very adorable.
"Oh, it's the pet of the Five Tigers." Ying 꼍 came over to take a look and was a little surprised, "Why is there only one here?"
The tiger rubbed against Kamiya Tetsuya aggrievedly, whining, as if acting coquettishly, or complaining.
Tetsuya Kamiya turned the tiger over and found that his hands were covered with ink and the tiger's belly was also stained black.
"Ah, this..."
Before he could finish his words, there were several loud "booms" and the clattering of horse hooves. A second later, the closed wooden door was blown open, and a huge green horse, like a weight dropped from the sky, rushed directly towards the hot spring with the person on its back.
A loud voice shouted: "Ahhhhh, get out of the way!"
Chasing behind him was a murderous-looking amulet with aqua blue hair. He had his sword drawn, and his originally angry face turned into one of horror as he looked at the scene in front of him.
"Master!" Ichiki Ichizhen shouted, "Hurry up and take the master away!"
But it was too late. Qing Haibo, with Fu Wangshen on his back, crashed headfirst into the hot spring and fell to the ground.
"Blah!"
All the dead gods who were soaking in the hot springs used their strongest maneuvers to get ashore. Those who were not able to reach the shore with insufficient maneuverability fell into a state of self-isolation on the spot and drowned completely.
Regardless of whether it is mobile or not, Tetsuya Kamiya's robot is actually very fast.
However, the opposite happened. The oriole sitting next to him rushed towards him as soon as the commotion occurred, pressing him down, turning the salted fish, who could have escaped directly, into a cat in the water.
Strange, it should be a fish in hot water.
Being pressed in Ying's arms and facing her focused gaze, Kamiya Tetsuya was thinking about other things with an expressionless face.
"Puff, cough, cough!" Tsurugi Kuninaga popped his head out of the bathtub, still a little confused as to why there were so many ghosts in this place where usually there were no people.
Being excluded from the group as the king of pranks, and ignoring comics because of his lack of interest in following anime, Tachi, who originally just wanted to create a lively atmosphere with pranks, now discovered that he seemed to be in big trouble.
Oh, isn't it said that this inquisitor is too autistic and unwilling to come out to meet people?
Why would you take a hot spring bath with so many dead gods?
“Ahahaha, you enjoy playing a prank?” Tsuru Kokunaga scratched the back of his head awkwardly, his golden eyes sparkling.
The other Fukuei gods didn't dare to move for a moment, looking in the direction of Kamiya Tetsuya, but the anger on their faces gradually increased with the water dripping down.
At this time, Tsurugi Kuniyoshi was also looking at the thin-looking Inquisitor who was being protected by Tsurugi, and asked in surprise: "Hey, are you the new Inquisitor? You look alike!"
Indeed, Tsurugi Kuninaga also has white hair and golden eyes, just like Kamiya Tetsuya, but his eyes are more golden, darker, and more transparent.
Not knowing what was going on, Taidao said warmly, "Today, this is just a thought. Judge, do you want to play with us?"
Play a big head ghost!
Silently pushing Ying away, Kamiya Tetsuya slowly sat up with his hands propped up. His body, which was suddenly under such pressure and in a mess again, could not help but spit out a mouthful of blood.
Kamiya Tetsuya covered his mouth and coughed twice. The originally bright red blood mixed with the ink on his hands and looked a little black. The dead gods who saw it were so scared that they trembled all over.
I don't know who said, "Oh no, this is not going to spit out pieces of internal organs, is it?!"
The gods of death: "!!!"
Party: “???”
Before Kamiya Tetsuya could say anything, he heard the sound of swords being drawn in unison, and the Omen Gods with their original bodies rushed towards Tsurugi Kuninaga with ferocious faces.
"How dare you treat the Judge like this!!" Ichiki Ichikyu's eyes turned red, "You even bullied the retreating Tiger, Tsuru Kokunei!!!"
He originally just wanted to play a prank but ended up making the head of the family want to run away. As a result, he made the judge so angry that he vomited blood on the way, and almost made the whole person a funeral god.
Tsurugi Kuninaga: "...This really scared Tsurugi."
Author's words: Tetsuya: The dead gods are good companions, but their brains are not quite right, and the older they get, the more abnormal they become (referring to their love of swearing).
The salted fish will break the filter that Fuzangshen has interpreted through the comics, showing his true self 2333 So, the sword is really the place where Tetsuya is happy.
Edited text: [1] Ying 꼍 starts with lines
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