Chapter 101 Did You Confuse Shit with Deer?



What a hassle.

He quickly unwrapped the paper. When he saw what was inside, Lu Zhining's face darkened. "You actually gave me a pile of poisoned shit?"

After he finished speaking, everyone present, including Yang Wanxin, couldn't help but look up and stare at Lu Zhining with anticipation.

Pei Jing's face darkened. "Open your eyes and take a good look. Is that shit?"

Lu Zhining took it out and said, "It's yellow and has some spots on it. If it's not shit, tell me what it is."

Pei Jing pointed at the lump and said, "This is a deer I made myself!"

A group of people took a closer look.

The colors are similar, and the shape can be vaguely seen as a deer, just a bit abstract.

The head is round, the body is even rounder, and the overall posture is cross-legged.

actually……

If it weren't for that corner, it would really look like shit.

Lu Zhining immediately put on a mask of pain: "Did you confuse shit with a deer? Pei Jing, you are deliberately taking revenge on me. No wonder you didn't give Yang Wanxin a gift today."

"Are you sick? I prepared a gift for you out of kindness, and you say I'm taking revenge on you."

Lu Zhining stood up and said, "You're the one who's sick. With your skills, you dare to imitate others and do pure handwork. Now look, I have to accept this pile of shit even if I don't want to."

"Lu Zhining, don't be so ungrateful."

Pei Jing felt inexplicably aggrieved, and he had been feeling depressed about this for a long time.

He was a big man of about 1.8 meters tall, sitting timidly on a small stool. There was a group of little kids around him, each of them teaching him how to do things. Was it easy for him?

[Hahahaha, Brother Pei, if you really can't do this, let's give up on the handicraft track. You're really not suitable!]

[It really does look like a pile of deer poop that was scammed. No wonder Brother Pei didn't give Wanxin a gift. This gift is too good to give!]

[It was a close call! This gift almost ended up in Wanxin's hands. Brother Pei is indeed considerate of Wanxin and knows this gift isn't suitable for her.]

[What's the guy above raving about? Making a heart is easier than making a deer. Pei Jing is simply not interested in your Yang Wanxin, okay?]

"Alright, alright. I'll put it at the entrance to ward off evil spirits."

As he said this, he glanced at the thing in his hand with disgust and stuffed it directly into the packaging bag.

Tao Liqun was about to ask her to show off her gift when Lu Zhining suddenly stood up and said, "I have to pee urgently. I'm short of space. You guys go ahead."

"Okay, then let Ruicheng come first."

Tao Liqun looked at Cheng Ruicheng with a smile.

Cheng Ruicheng didn't hesitate at all and walked directly towards Qin Yuini with the bag in hand. "I'm completely devoted to music and don't have much experience in pursuing girls. The store clerk helped me choose this gift. I hope you don't mind."

Many staff members started to make a fuss.

Qin Yuini raised her head shyly and said, "Thank you, Brother Cheng."

She picked up the box beside her and handed it to Cheng Ruicheng, "Then I'll give you the gift by the way, right?"

Tao Liqun joked, "Oh, this is just skipping the process. It seems like the two of you didn't even need to wait for the show to finally get your approval."

Cheng Ruicheng scratched the back of his head and smiled in a somewhat naive manner.

He prepared a pair of moon-shaped earrings, which were small and pretty.

Qin Yueni gave a guitar with her own hand-painted designs on it, using bold colors, which was very attractive.

Cheng Ruicheng couldn't put it down.

Seeing this, Lu Zhining, who had just returned from the restroom, shouted at the top of his voice, "Give me a kiss!"

For a moment, hundreds of staff members in the venue looked at her.

Huh?

Can’t kiss?

Lu Zhining thought for a moment and changed his words: "Hold one."

Wen Xiaoyi echoed, "Yuenni and Teacher Cheng are finally together. Let's hug one as a gift to the friends in the live broadcast room."

As an actress, Qin Yueni was actually much more generous than Cheng Ruicheng, the grown man, at this time.

She stood up and gave Cheng Ruicheng a hug.

Lu Zhining, who had already sat back down, propped up his chin with one hand, watching with great interest: "Sure enough, love really only works when you watch other people do it!"

"Okay, now it's our teacher Lu's turn."

Lu Zhining was suddenly called out, and didn't react for a moment, "What?"

"Zhi Ning, where is the gift you prepared?"

Tao Liqun winked at her.

As everyone knows, Lu Zhining was busy catching a cheating couple all day today, and later he took the photographer to the police station. He had no time to prepare gifts.

Lu Zhining coughed awkwardly: "Well..."

"Teacher Lu, didn't you prepare a gift? You'll be punished!"

The punishment was impossible to accept.

Lu Zhining defended herself righteously: "The production team didn't say that we have to spend money on gifts, right? As long as we prepare them, it's fine."

Tao Liqun glanced at Du Dahai and saw Du Dahai nod at him before continuing, "So, does Zhining have any other surprises?"

"It's a surprise, I guess. I just don't know if I can show it."

Lu Zhining rarely showed a shy expression.

Seeing this, everyone became even more curious.

"As long as it's not a controlled item, there's nothing you can't show. Zhining, take it out boldly and walk towards the male guest you want to give a gift to!"

Lu Zhining hesitated for a moment, then stood up and walked towards Xie Jingsui. Pei Jing next to him was furious.

His eyes were fixed on her.

He had already given her the gift, but she still chose her uncle.

Xie Jingsui sat calmly in his seat, with his legs crossed and his arms folded over his chest, leaning against the back of the chair. His beautiful peach blossom eyes narrowed slightly, his gaze following her.

Standing in front of Xie Jingsui, Lu Zhining reached into his jeans pocket and finally mustered up the courage to take it out.

It was a small blue thing, square and no bigger than his palm.

Du Dahai suddenly straightened his back, feeling something was wrong. This thing looked strangely familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere.

"If the hotel can prepare a gift, then it can. This is something I picked up from the bedside table when I went to help catch the adulterer today. Although I can't use it now, Mr. Lu will definitely need it in the future. Modern people are open-minded. Any gift can be given, right?"

Xie Jingsui had already seen clearly what Lu Zhining was holding in his hand, and the corners of his mouth twitched fiercely.

Zhou Jisen and Cheng Ruicheng, who were sitting on his left and right, had also seen it clearly and subconsciously moved to the side to get away from Xie Jingsui.

Pei Jing suddenly felt that he was no longer angry or jealous.

It's a good idea to give this gift to my uncle, it's good that he is not the one who is embarrassed.

The camera zoomed in, and the friends in the live broadcast room could see clearly what it was.

[Holy crap, this is totally off the mark! It’s actually a small umbrella! Hahahahaha! Oh my god, it’s actually a small umbrella!]

[Wow, what a unique gift Sister Lu gave me! Isn't this a special torture device for my descendants to burp and fart? Great, very good! This gift will satisfy all the fans.]

[Hahahahahaha, I strongly suggest that Sister Lu and Uncle try this thing together. Is it reliable? A deer and a pair of companions, let's fly bravely!]

Tao Liqun was also stunned the moment Lu Zhining took it out.

It took him a long time to come back to his senses. Just as he was about to speak, he saw Xie Jingsui elegantly reach out and take the blue packaging bag.

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