Chapter 18 I'm afraid that I'll kill you if I open my mouth



"Alright, now let's move on to today's first round, 'Who Breaks the Defense First?' First, you'll be divided into four teams, and then you'll face off in a round-robin format. The winner must make everyone in the other three teams break the defense!"

To put it bluntly, it's a competition of who has the sharper tongue.

This is good, this is very good.

Lu Zhining's eyes sparkled, and he was eager to try. "Teacher Tao, what's the reward for the winner?"

Tao Liqun took out a meal replacement voucher and said, "The winning group can enjoy our luxurious candlelight dinner tonight."

Luxurious candlelight dinner!

Lu Zhining looked at Wen Xiaoyi.

Soon, a basin of cold water was poured on her.

"Men and women must be paired together. Today's group selection is up to the male guest."

Zhou Jisen came first. He walked straight towards Wen Xiaoyi without hesitation and said, "I'm quite familiar with Teacher Wen. Teacher Wen doesn't mind, right?"

He asked politely.

Wen Xiaoyi tried hard to maintain a smile: "As Mr. Zhou's employee, do I have the right to refuse?"

Just as the fans were about to have wrong thoughts, Wen Xiaoyi's words completely washed away the pink paint in everyone's minds.

Zhou Jisen frowned slightly and looked at her meaningfully.

Next up was Cheng Ruicheng. He glanced at the remaining three female contestants and unexpectedly chose Yang Wanxin. "My intention is simple. I want to break down the Jingxin CP fans and temporarily break up your main couple."

Lu Zhining silently said '6'.

[So you are this kind of old Cheng, so bad hahahaha! ]

When Lao Cheng sang "Like You" to Lu Zhining last night, I was really impressed.

[Actually, Lao Cheng and Yue Ni's collaboration yesterday was pretty good, but Lao Cheng probably wanted to pair up with each female guest, aiming to treat everyone equally.]

[I'm a fan of Jingxin CP, I'm already starting to lose my defense! ]

Next was Pei Jing. He hesitated for a long time, and finally seemed to have made up his mind. Just as he took a step towards Lu Zhining, the man next to him suddenly walked forward.

Soon, the voice of his respected uncle reached his ears.

"Ms. Lu, I think our double sword combination can continue."

Double sword combination?

Pei Jing wondered when this combination came into being.

Some people in the barrage have already started to popularize science.

[Hahaha, let me explain to you all first. I watched the whole thing happen in Lu Zhining's livestream last night. Mr. Xie went to play games on her terrace and invited Lu Zhining to join them. The two of them scolded their teammates until they broke down. The teammates said they were a double sword combination.]

[Wow, there's actually this story behind this! Hahahaha I really regret not checking out Lu Zhining's livestream yesterday.]

I was there, and I was laughing my ass off. My uncle and Lu Zhining were talking back and forth, speaking on the mic, without using any profanity, and without repeating themselves.

Pei Jing gritted his teeth and walked towards Qin Yuenni, bowing politely: "Teacher Qin, can I team up with you?"

Qin Yuini smiled awkwardly, "Of course."

The competition officially begins.

According to the draw, the first team to compete was Lu Zhining and Xie Jingsui.

"Mr. Xie, you first?"

Lu Zhining glanced at the three opposing teams.

Xie Jingsui put one hand in his trouser pocket, looking lazy and ready to fall asleep at any moment: "Ladies first."

Lu Zhining hesitated for a moment, "Mainly because I'm afraid."

"What are you afraid of?"

Lu Zhining spread his hands: "I'm afraid that if I speak, it will be a fatal blow."

Xie Jingsui blinked his peach blossom eyes, "What should I do?"

"Um?"

"I'm scared too."

"What are you afraid of?"

"I'm afraid that if I open my mouth, it will be fatal."

“…”

Friends in the live broadcast room couldn't bear to watch it anymore.

"No, I know you have sharp tongues, but please don't undermine the enemy's confidence before the battle even begins!"

[Hilarious! Pei Jing is Lu Zhining's love interest, Mr. Zhou is her boss, and Wen Xiaoyi is her bestie. She can definitely make the person she's under break down.]

[Hahaha, it hasn't even started yet, I'll just laugh first! ]

Then, Lu Zhining pointed casually and said, "Teacher Cheng, it's your group!"

The four of them stood facing each other.

Lu Zhining stared at Yang Wanxin's chest, his face full of disgust, "The blisters on my phone screen protector are bigger than yours."

Yang Wanxin: “…”

She opened her mouth and finally stepped aside: "I give up."

Her character is that of a gentle and pure little flower, with a good temper and no airs. How could she be as vulgar as Lu Zhining?

Lu Zhining tilted his head.

Xie Jingsui pulled a chair over and sat down sideways, crossing his long legs and resting his arms on the back of the chair. "Teacher Cheng, I advise you to admit defeat."

Cheng Ruicheng said righteously, "No, I'm the oldest among all the male guests. I have to set a good example."

Xie Jingsui frowned, his posture lazy: "As long as I want, whether it's your girlfriend or wife, she can become mine."

Lu Zhining's mouth twitched fiercely: This is really cool!

Cheng Ruicheng blinked, unable to refute: "I give up."

Next are Pei Jing and Qin Yueni.

Lu Zhining raised his hand actively: "Boss Xie, let's switch sides this time. You bully the girls, and I want to challenge the guys."

Male?

Pei Jingjun's face was gloomy and his defense was beginning to break down.

Xie Jingsui hesitated for a moment, "Okay, I'll make a quick decision. Miss Qin, I can bankrupt your family with just one phone call."

Qin Yueni surrendered decisively.

It's not that his defense is broken, it's that he's afraid that Xie Jingsui will really do that!

"Oh, there's really no challenge at all."

Xie Jingsui sighed.

Next it’s Lu Zhining’s turn.

She stroked her chin and walked around Pei Jing: "Brother, please stop your narcissism. You have never caught my eye."

Pei Jing was enraged: "Lu Zhining, if you have the guts, say that again?"

"Oh, you're breaking down so quickly!" Lu Zhining curled her lips. "I say, you're really narcissistic, and your fans are just as narcissistic as you. What on earth is there about you that's worthy of my attention?"

Pei Jing widened his eyes, raised his finger and pointed at Lu Zhining and said "you" for a long time, but he couldn't utter a word.

Well, everyone saw that Pei Jing’s defense was really broken.

[It's clarified that our Lu Jie doesn't like Pei Jing at all, so some fans should stop bashing her.]

[This is hilarious. Does she really think others don’t know about the things she did in school?]

[Who hasn't pursued a few people before? Are you not allowed to change your heart? How many of you married your first love?]

[Pei Jing is indeed handsome, but also narcissistic. It's better to have two CEOs.]

The program crew had the illusion that Lu Zhining and Xie Jingsui could dominate the competition and win the championship directly.

The last group.

Zhou Jisen simply glanced at the two of them, and without waiting for them to speak, he turned around and sat back on the sofa: "I give up."

Wen Xiaoyi hesitated, "Zhi Ning, I think with our relationship..."

"You were killed by your own love-brain in your previous life."

Lu Zhining suddenly said.

“???”

No, can you wait for me to finish speaking?

Wen Xiaoyi still wanted to struggle. After all, it was a live broadcast and she couldn't let her fans laugh at her and think she was in love.

Although it was true before.

then……

Wen Xiaoyi smiled slightly: "You were also in love in your previous life."

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