Chapter 78: Only the kidneys and not the heart

At the dinner, everyone had their own thoughts.

Only Chu Xinyue was eating seriously.

Xue Youli had always loved eating with her. She ate so happily that even people with a poor appetite would eat an extra bowl of rice if they saw her.

The banquet lasted until 11:33 am. Empress Dowager Yin was old and had been offered many drinks, so she was the first to leave.

When Murong Che came to Qinghe Garden, he rode in the same chariot with Xue Youli, so he learned from her inner voice that Xue Youli wanted to conspire with Chu Xinyue tonight.

He didn't want to spoil her mood, so he deliberately let Concubine Li sleep with him in front of everyone tonight.

After Murong Che and the Queen Mother left, everyone got up and prepared to return to their respective residences.

Xue Youli and Chu Xinyue looked at each other and raised their eyebrows at the wine pot in front of her.

Chu Xinyue understood what he meant and quietly poured the remaining wine on her dress, then stood up from the table staggeringly.

She rushed to Xue Youli in two or three steps and put her arm around his shoulders. "Erxi, let's go too! These people can't drink much. I'll have a few drinks when I get back!"

Xue Youli was hugged so tightly by her that she immediately frowned in disdain, "Princess, you are drunk, I am not Erxi!"

"belch……"

Chu Xinyue burped and hugged her tighter, "How could I be drunk? I can drink a lot! Wait, I'll continue drinking with you when we get back, and I'm sure you'll get drunk!"

Xue Youli turned around and winked at Erxi who was standing next to him, "Erxi, your princess stinks of alcohol, get her out of here!"

Erxi spread her arms and showed an embarrassment. "Mr. Xue, please be patient. Once my princess gets drunk, she will be stronger than nine oxen and cannot be pulled apart. I will go with you. Please send the princess to her bed. She will fall asleep as soon as she touches the pillow."

Xue Youli looked unhappy, "Why should I send her back?"

Erxi was also helpless. "The princess always behaves like this when she is drunk. If you, Mr. Xue, are unwilling to take her home, then you can go back to your residence directly. When she falls asleep in your bed, I will find someone to carry the princess back to your residence."

When Concubine Ning passed by them, she smelled the pungent smell of alcohol on Chu Xinyue and couldn't help but cover her nose. "Mr. Xue, since the princess is very drunk, you should be generous and send her back to her residence. When she sobers up and finds out that it was you who sent her back, she will definitely be grateful for your kindness. Maybe you can become good friends in the future!"

Noblewoman Qiao danced hard all night but still failed to win the emperor's favor.

Thinking that Xue Youli could live in the courtyard closest to Murong Che, she also agreed sourly, "Madam Ning is right. Why doesn't Mr. Xue be a good person and send the princess back? Anyway, you will pass by the princess's residence on your way back, so it's just a matter of convenience."

If this happened under normal circumstances, Xue Youli would have retorted to her.

They thought that sending Chu Xinyue would definitely annoy Xue Youli, but in fact, Xue Youli was more than happy to do so.

So, Xue Youli seemed to have compromised and said reluctantly, "Madam Ning Fei is right. I will send the princess back first."

After saying that, he raised his voice and shouted at Banxia, ​​as if he was in a rage with nowhere to vent his anger, "Banxia, ​​what are you doing there? Come over and help!"

"yes!"

Erxi also hurried after him, "Mr. Xue, I will help you too!"

Concubine Ning and Noble Lady Qiao stood there, admiring Xue Youli dragging Chu Xinyue away with great difficulty, and they were in a very happy mood.

It was not until Xue Youli's wolfish figure disappeared from his sight that Qiao Gui snorted, "Serves you right!"

She was resentful that she failed to win the emperor's heart with her colorful dance tonight, and she deliberately took it out on Xue Youli.

After watching the excitement, Concubine Ning glanced at Noble Lady Qiao meaningfully, then turned and left.

On the other side, Chu Xinyue had just been sent back to her residence and immediately released the arm that was clamped around Xue Youli.

She lowered her head and sniffed the alcohol on her body, pinching her nose and saying, "Erxi, go get some hot water for me to shower and change clothes! I'm almost suffocating myself!"

"yes!"

As soon as Erxi left, Chu Xinyue approached Xue Youli and sniffed around her. "Ali, you smell like alcohol too. How about taking a bath with me? How about we take a honeymoon bath?"

Xue Youli pushed her away and said, "No, why are two women taking a bath together? It's boring!"

Chu Xinyue suddenly thought of something and squinted at her with a wicked smile, "Tell me the truth, have you ever taken a bath with Murong Che? Is it fun to take a bath with a man?"

When Xue Youli decided to treat Murong Che, she promised the man that she would not tell anyone about his illness.

She met Chu Xinyue's teasing eyes, smacked her lips, and showed a look of aftertaste, "Of course! He is the emperor, and I am the favorite concubine. I have taken more baths with him than you have slept with more men!"

In fact, she was just talking nonsense, but thinking about the time when she pulled Murong Che into the bathtub before, it could be considered a bath together.

"This is incredible! Ah Li, you, a single guy who never had a love relationship in your whole life, have really made it! You are now a bit like me back then!"

In fact, Chu Xinyue was just talking nonsense. Although she had ordered a male model from the club before to get some writing inspiration, she got scared when the male model pressed her hands on her abdominal muscles. She crawled out of the box in fear, wasting the tens of thousands of dollars she had spent on the male model.

Xue Youli lost in person but not in battle, "I'm much stronger than you! Murong Che has no idea how many times I've slept with him!"

Chu Xinyue thought of Murong Che's handsome face, his broad shoulders, narrow waist and long legs, and envied him, "You little girl! You eat so well!"

Even though Murong Che was a short-lived emperor, he was handsome, and most importantly, sleeping with him didn't cost any money. Just based on the fact that he was more cost-effective than male models, Xue Youli won.

Xue Youli, under the influence of alcohol, started to speak like a female gangster, "You can find one too. It's rare to travel into the world of novels. If we don't sleep with a handsome guy, wouldn't it be a waste of time to travel into the book? I think Murong Nan is not bad. He is handsome and young. That little face looks like you can squeeze water out of it."

Chu Xinyue curled her lips, "No matter how hungry I am, I can't do anything to my little brother. How old is he? I'm almost 30 years old. I really can't do anything to my brother who's only 10 years old!"

"Sister! Can you please forget the fact that we are thirty-year-old ladies? We are both in our prime now, and you are a sixteen-year-old girl. Even if you are with Murong Nan, he is still just an old cow eating young grass!"

Chu Xinyue kept shaking her head. "No, no, he's too childish, like a three-year-old baby who hasn't been weaned off milk. He's not smart, he's not my type."

"Come on! Handsome and brainless, just right!"

"But I like tall, handsome, and charming uncle-like men."

"You are young and don't know how good your younger brother is. You mistakenly treat uncles as treasures! When you meet an uncle who doesn't take a bath and smells like an old man, you will be obedient!"

"Actually, Murong Ye is very handsome, but unfortunately he is a villain!"

"How is he handsome? It's purely because of the male lead filter! Murong Ye is not as handsome as my little Cheche!"

"Your little Cheche? Ah Li, you call her so cheesy, could it be that you really have feelings for Murong Che?"

Xue Youli was stunned for a moment, then flatly denied it, "How is that possible? I have walked through thousands of grasses without getting a single leaf on me!"

"That's good. He is a paper man. He is not in the same dimension as us. You have to promise me that you will only act with your kidneys and not with your heart!"

"Yeah, I know what's going on!"

Not long after the two chatted, Erxi prepared the hot water.

Anyway, Chu Xinyue prepared night clothes for Xue Youli, so the two of them simply took a shower and changed clothes together.

It is worthy of being a nightgown designed by Chu Xinyue herself. Not only does it outline the waist well, but it also makes the legs look especially long.

Xue Youli was quite satisfied with this improved version of the nightgown.

The two of them lay on the bed and chatted until late at night. Xue Youli learned from the Book of Heaven that Murong Ye had already taken action, and he sat up from the bed with a somersault.

Chu Xinyue looked at her suddenly serious expression and asked in confusion, "Why, are you in a hurry to pee? I'll ask Erxi to bring in the toilet!"

"No! We should go!"

Chu Xinyue immediately got up and put on her shoes, "Where are you going?"

"Canglan Waterside Pavilion!"