Chapter 411 Tipsy
Wen Tang screamed, "Hey, don't move me, don't move me!"
"I'll be gentle!"
"I……"
“Puff!!”
The two consecutive fart sounds were particularly clear in the quiet ward.
The heat passed through Gu Yanli's palm.
Gu Yanli was delighted, "It's communicated!"
He seemed unable to believe it and leaned his head forward.
Wen Tang had no time to stop it.
"Puff..." Another series of fart sounds, this time...
Wen Tang silently reached for the pillow under his head and covered his face, not wanting to see Gu Yanli's slightly tipsy face from the fart.
After a long time, Wen Tang saw that no one around was talking, so he quietly moved his head out from under the pillow.
The old lady was covering her mouth and her shoulders were shaking violently.
Gu Yanli has not yet recovered from his tipsy state.
Wen Tang blushed and apologized, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."
Gu Yanli licked his lips and said slowly, "It's okay."
"It's time to eat. I'll go buy you something to eat first."
Wen Tang: "..."
She touched the pillow again, covered her head, and then uttered "hmm" in a muffled voice.
Gu Yanli raised his foot and prepared to go out to buy food.
Meixian was originally planning to laugh out loud after her son left, but just as the door opened, Chi Yue walked in from outside carrying a lunch box.
Meixian could only stop laughing. Although Wen Tang and Chi Yue were the same age, Chi Yue was the younger generation after all. It would be inappropriate for her to talk about things that happened in the elders' room in front of the younger generation.
Zhong Meixian considered herself a serious old lady, so she tried hard to suppress her smile and greeted with a smile, "Xiaoyue, you're here!"
Chi Yue came in with a lunch box, "Well, I cooked some porridge, fried some vegetables, and fried eggs and steamed buns. Bring them to your aunt."
Although Wen Tang had taken care of Chi Yue during her confinement before, Zhong Meixian was still very touched that Chi Yue could cook for Wen Tang this time. She quickly stepped forward to take the lunch box from Chi Yue, and then said with a smile, "Xiao Yue, you are so thoughtful."
"Hurry up and sit down!"
"By the way, where's your mom?"
"Where are the children?"
Chi Yue also explained, "The journey is quite far. Jia Jia and Nan Xi just woke up this morning and haven't eaten yet, so I asked my mother to take care of them at home. I came here by myself."
When Chi Yue came in, Wen Tang was still in such an awkward state that he could dig his toes into a hole, so he hadn't slowly taken the pillow off his face.
Chi Yue looked at Wen Tang, who was hiding his face with the pillow, then at the old lady who was trying to hold back her laughter but was grinning from ear to ear, and at Gu Yanli, who was trying to remain calm but was slightly tipsy. She smiled and asked, "What's wrong?"
Zhong Meixian was the first to shake her head and said, "No, it's okay," then she stepped forward and took the lunch box wrapped in a towel from Chi Yue's hand.
"Please sit down first. I'll serve your aunt something to eat."
"You came at the right time. Your aunt just had a gasp," the old lady said, unable to hold back her laughter, and then she continued, "It's a good time to eat."
Wen Tang finally moved the pillow away from her face. She looked at her best friend and obviously had something to say, but when she saw Gu Yanli standing not far away, she chose to purse her lips.
Chi Yue looked at her like that, then turned to look at Gu Yanli not far behind him, and chose not to ask for the time being, but just said, "I'm afraid that mung bean porridge is too cold, so I cooked red bean porridge for you, which is just right for replenishing qi and blood."
Wen Tang made an OK sign and started eating like crazy, saying "delicious, delicious" while eating.
"It tastes good, right? If it does, I'll bring it to you at noon," said Chi Yue.
Before Wen Tang nodded, Gu Yanli, who had just come out of his tipsy state, said, "I'll go get it, hurry up."
Wen Tang nodded and said, "Yes, he can drive back faster, but if you take the bus you have to wait for the bus, it's too tiring going back and forth."
Zhong Meixian also said, "Yes, let your uncle go back and get it. Otherwise, you have to run back and forth, cook, and manage the factory. It's too hard."
"It would be bad if I tire you out any more."
This is how Wen Tang took care of Chi Yue before. She was so tired that she fainted, but the old lady still remembered it clearly.
Chi Yue also nodded and said, "Then I'll make it in advance at noon."
"Well, I'll be home around eleven o'clock." Gu Yanli said.
Hearing the time, Chi Yue looked at the watch on her wrist and said, "Then I won't stay here any longer. I'll go back first."
It's almost nine o'clock now.
It takes her an hour to get back home, and then she has to buy groceries and cook, so time is very tight.
Wen Tang raised his head from the lunch box and asked, "Will you sit for a while?"
Chi Yue shook her head.
After Chi Yue left, Wen Tang asked Gu Yanli, "Are you afraid that I will tell Yue Yue that you were killed by a fart?"
Gu Yanli: "..."
He looked at Wen Tang and asked: Is this something that can be said?
Wen Tang: Why can’t I say it?
Gu Yanli: "..."
Zhong Meixian said, "You can't say that. Although you are about the same age as Jing Shen's wife, you are older. You are the aunt and Yan Li is the uncle. What you two are doing... is equivalent to sex. If you tell a younger person about it, people will say that you are stupid and not serious."
Wen Tang: "..."
She nodded. "Well, I won't tell you."
She decided to talk about it in private later.
Who wouldn’t share their experiences of social failure with their best friends in private?
Must share.
After Wen Tang was ventilated, he started eating and drinking and just waited to be discharged from the hospital.
Back in his hometown, Gu Juyuan first approached everyone to exchange eggs and hens. Of course, no one wanted his money.
The next day, he boiled some eggs, dyed them red, and went to report the good news to the Wen family.
Lin Liansheng was the one who went to announce the good news. Gu Yanli was not at home, so his brother-in-law went on his behalf.
Lin Liansheng came to the Wen family carrying a small basket of red eggs. He Suihua knew at first sight that her daughter was born.
He Suihua welcomed the guest into the yard and busied herself pouring water for him. Lin Liansheng waved his hands and said no, but He Suihua still insisted on pouring him sugar water.
Holding the sugar water in his hand, Lin Liansheng spoke stiffly, "Yan Li sent a telegram yesterday saying that my sister-in-law gave birth the night before last."
He Suihua quickly asked, "Are they twins?"
If they are really twins, I can show them off to others when I have nothing to do.
Lin Liansheng shook his head.
He Suihua directly performed the smile disappearing technique "No, isn't it?"
Lin Liansheng nodded. "Well, no, Yan Lilai sent a telegram saying..."
"Didn't the doctor say before that it was twins?" He Suihua interrupted him anxiously.
Lin Liansheng's face flushed a little, and he waved his hands, "They are not twins, they are triplets," he said quickly, fearing that He Suihua would have another misunderstanding.
Okay, He Suihua stopped talking now.
Lin Liansheng waited for a while, then called out anxiously, "Aunt, Aunt..."
He Suihua then looked up at him and said, "...you, tell me again, how many children?"
Lin Liansheng raised his fingers and said, "Three!"
"Wow," He Suihua said in astonishment.
Lin Liansheng added, "All three are boys!"
He Suihua: "..."
"Are the adults and children all right?" He Suihua asked subconsciously.
Lin Liansheng nodded immediately, "Yes, everything is fine!"
He Suihua finally breathed a sigh of relief, "Big Brother Gu has said, when are we going to the city?"
Lin Liansheng said, "Dad said, let's see you, and we can go together when the time comes."
"Then three days later!"
"OK!"
He Suihua later insisted on inviting Lin Liansheng to dinner, but Lin Liansheng refused and said, "I have something else to do at home, so I won't eat here."
He Suihua kept stopping them and saying, "Kill the chicken, kill the chicken..."
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