Chapter 20: Light Potion (Fake)
Player: Tang En
Age: 39
Mental strength: A-level
Awakened Ability: Water (Level A)
Strength: 89
Agility: 98
Vitality: 889/1000 (mild hunger, shallow accumulation of dark matter)
Five senses: (vision: 10; smell: 9; hearing: 10; taste: 10; touch: 8)
Skill Cards: 0
Weapons: 0
Storage compartment: 1/10
"Fuck, Dad, how come this global village is so amazing? It even analyzed me so thoroughly."
Tang En was so excited that his accent came out. After he followed the system's instructions to choose a game name, he looked at the blue screen in front of him with a complicated and tangled mood. Was this a good thing or a bad thing?
Father Tang ignored him. He was staring at the dark blue panel in front of him with a sparkling spirit, a hint of excitement in his cloudy eyes.
Player: Daddy Tang (real name: Tang Hongmao)
Age: 209
Mental Strength: Grade A (Moderate mental disorder caused by dark matter. The system sincerely recommends that players purchase mental stabilizers. Drink one and you will be radiant and a hundred years younger is no longer a dream~)
Awakened Ability: Ancestral Beast Taming Technique (SS-level)
Strength: 75
Agility: 67
Vitality: 36/1000 (Deeply poisoned by dark matter, just one step away from self-destruction. The system once again sincerely recommends that players purchase light potions or holy potions as soon as possible to expel the dark matter. Living for another few thousand years is not a dream~)
Five senses: (vision: 5; smell: 10; hearing: 7; taste: 10; touch: 3)
Skill Cards: 0
Weapons: 0
Storage compartment: 1/10
Father Tang was lost in thought. Light Potion? Holy Potion?
"Dad, Dad, why don't you say anything?" The more Tang En looked at the panel in front of him, the more surprised he was. He took out the nutrient solution he had drawn from the lucky gift pack from the storage compartment and looked at it carefully.
Seeing the pink liquid flowing inside, which was exactly the same as the nutrient solution he had seen before, his eyes suddenly widened.
He exclaimed in amazement, "Wow, this thing actually looks just like the real thing. Oh, no, this game actually provides free storage slots, just like a space button, where you can store things with you. Holy shit, this is awesome."
In view of the sci-fi wonders of the global village, Tang En suppressed the excitement in his heart, pulled out the wooden plug of the nutrient solution in the spirit of exploration, and then carefully brought it to his mouth and took a sip.
"It's sweet, refreshing, and has a strong strawberry flavor. It tastes amazing."
His azure eyes widened in surprise and dreaminess. "And it doesn't even smell like motor oil! It tastes better than the purest strawberry-flavored nutrient solution in the universe."
Tang En no longer hesitated, and when he tilted his neck back, he felt a throbbing sensation.
After finishing, he sighed with satisfaction, "It feels so good!"
He nudged his father beside him with his arm and excitedly urged, "Dad, drink quickly! Open the lucky gift bag and take out the nutrient solution inside to taste it. My golden tongue has personally tested it. It tastes amazing, even better than the nutrient solution made by the elves."
Hearing this, Father Tang seemed to wake up from a dream. He hurriedly took out the bottle of light golden nutrient solution from the storage compartment, pulled out the wooden cork and drank it in one gulp.
"Hey, Dad, why does your bottle look a lot shorter and light gold in color? What does it smell like? I've never seen it before." Tang En came over and looked at Dad Tang's empty glass bottle, blinking with curiosity.
Old Man Tang squinted his eyes, feeling the refreshing sensation in his body as if it had been cleansed and purified for a whole day. Suddenly, he felt like an old tree that has seen spring, and he was full of vitality again.
He was beaming with joy, and gave his son an idiotic look. "How could you be so blind at such a young age? This bottle of nutrient solution from mine is nothing compared to the one you, Lucky E, won."
Tang En was completely bewildered: "."
What did he do to make him blind? It was clearly the same glass bottle and the same wooden stopper, so how could it not be nutrient solution?
Father Tang snorted triumphantly at him, then happily revealed the secret, "This bottle of mine is called Light Potion (fake), and it can remove 5% of the dark matter in the body. You understand its value, right?"
Old Man Tang's mood was like riding a roller coaster.
Just now, when he was tempted by Yun Qimu's ingredients with zero dark matter, his heart, which was silent and waiting for death, beat a beat, and then he rationally considered that this might be a scam, and his heart sank back; but now, after drinking this bottle of light potion, he could clearly feel its effect.
The body corroded by dark matter really feels as if it has been exorcised by the light power. In the outside world, this is absolutely horrifying.
If there were a magic medicine that could expel dark matter in the interstellar space, the interstellar space would not be so decentralized now. The elves with light-related abilities would not be able to be treated as guests of honor by all forces just by virtue of their ability to expel dark elements, and would not be able to completely guard Neptune where they are.
Daddy Tang sighed in his heart, what kind of magical place is this game, this global village?
Now the (fake) Light Potion has such an effect, so what if it is the genuine Light Potion?
When he thought of this, Old Man Tang’s heart became hot.
Tang En's heart was also burning hot.
He looked at his father in astonishment, "Really? Does the Light Potion really have this effect?"
Father Tang raised his chin and said, "Of course."
"Ah, then Dad, you can't die, so this Feng Shui treasure land will be useless."
Father Tang was angry, "Do you know how to talk, brat? If I hadn't insisted on looking for a good place with good feng shui, would I have found such a good place?"
After Tang En felt relieved, he subconsciously started bickering with his father, "Haha, even if you found this great place, do you have the energy coins to buy the Light Potion? You probably don't even know where to buy it."
Because I'm dying, I've been eating, drinking, and having fun, spending tons of energy coins. Now my pockets are empty, and I can only chew on little Daddy Tang.
It hurts!
Tang En was proud. "I told you, Dad, you're definitely going to regret not leaving me any of your vast fortune. Wouldn't that be a lifelong regret? If you had been a little more like a father and thought of leaving me some savings, you wouldn't be so broke now, unable to even afford the rent for the cabin. Hahaha, looks like you're going to have to sleep in the wilderness again tonight, Dad."
Father Tang's beard trembled as he angrily scolded, "You bastard, I raised you with all my heart, and you have no conscience. What's wrong with me spending my own money? Who said it should be left to my son? But you, an unfilial son, don't even pay rent to your old father and want me to sleep on the street. You have such a cruel heart! Look at how the little girl looks down on you."
Yun Qimu, who was standing by, said: ???
What happened to her?
But for Tang En, this was a fatal blow.
His handsome face flushed red, and he glanced at Yun Qimu cautiously, and finally chose to surrender in frustration.
He forced a smile and said, "Dad, I was just kidding. I'll pay the rent and you can live with me."
"Humph, I still don't understand your character!"
Father Tang raised his chin proudly.
Your dad is still your dad!
Mastermind: Dear players, did you get my point? (Smiling face)
Daddy Tang: ………Buy it, I must buy it, I have a son, buy him!
(End of this chapter)
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