Chapter 2
After "Game On", a 12-hour countdown began.
That means the game time is from six o'clock now to six o'clock tomorrow morning.
Ye Chenyi clicked on [Private Chat Group Chat], wanting to know what was going on outside.
He has not added anyone as a friend, and currently there is only a group chat function.
The group chat showed that the number of people within a hundred miles was (100/100). Ye Chenyi guessed that it was very likely that 100 living people gathered in this area and then randomly formed a group.
However, he soon found that this (100/100) became (99.5/100). What? Shit! Half a person is missing all of a sudden. Are you kidding me?
Then the subtitles began to roll -
Don’t Want to Be a Little Yang Person: Is there anyone there? Is there anyone there? Is there anyone there? Wuuuuuuuuu… I’m so scared, the toilet in my house is spitting out hair now, boohoo, it’s just me and my boyfriend at home, why is it spitting out so much long hair?
I poured Fengyoujing into my roommate's bitter tea seed: Do you think that you will be loved by boys if you pretend to be gay? You wish! Unless you send me a photo of yourself and the toilet, I will consider whether to tell you how to solve the problem of hair clogging the toilet. (One more thing: I am a professional at unclogging toilets)
What does it mean when my brother treats me to avocado every day: Light a fire! Burn it! My toilet also spews out a lot of long hair. I just lit a fire and poured some Jinlongyu brand rapeseed oil. Now I am grilling oysters in the toilet. There are too many hairs and they are not burned yet.
Don’t want to be a little yang person: take photos with your butt sticking out, take photos with cat paws against your face, take photos with pouting and glaring to act cute.
I don’t want to be a little yang person: Thank you brother for teaching me how to light a fire, but my toilet now oozes blood instead of hair. What should I do?
…
Ye Chenyi was watching the group chat when he heard a sound coming from the squat toilet in his room.
Ye Chenyi: Are you kidding me?
Is there no other way for ghosts to appear?
Are you all planning to come out of the toilet?
Could it be a creature from the underworld, so it had to adopt such a down-to-earth way of appearance?
Ye Chenyi picked up his 60-pound barbell with one hand and walked towards the toilet.
It is tolerable.
This is intolerable.
The toilet, which was originally cleaner than a rice bowl, has now become like the kitchen sink of a certain fried chicken restaurant due to the influence of horror games. There are even ghosts trying to crawl out of the sewer.
That’s too much!
As soon as Ye Chenyi opened the toilet door, he was stunned.
All you can see is a mass of hair that looks like a rag made from a bath towel on the head of a "person". This "person" has no eyes, no nose, and only a mouth like the Joker in Gotham City. Of course, there are still differences. After all, the Joker does not have three snake-like tongues in his mouth, nor does he have cone-shaped teeth like a full-metal mace.
This "person" is a little fat and is stuck in the sewer. He is desperately climbing up and trying to pull himself out!
joke!
Such a tight hole, can you pull out such a big dick like yours just like that?
Now you know that it is difficult to pull out a tight and hoop-like hole, right?
Let you drill through the sewer, he——tui!
You hole-drilling monster!
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