"I'm just an ordinary villager. As for my name... that's not important. Because I own a dog, everyone calls me 'Dog Tycoon'!"
"But I raise mostly geese! Why don't you call me a goose tycoon?"
"Hmm? Doesn't it sound a bit off?"
"Never mind, it's not important!"
"I originally heard from the village chief that a group of celebrities were coming to the village to record a program, so I thought I'd go and join in the fun."
"But if I leave, who will take care of my geese? I'm an old bachelor, and I can't find anyone to help me!"
"Just when I was feeling particularly distressed, I suddenly saw that idiot running around in the yard!"
"Yeah! I can go find it! It's just sitting there anyway, might as well let it roam the geese!"
"Besides, we live in a small town, and we see each other all the time. Nobody would steal from us, so we don't have to worry about losing our geese at all!"
"Looking into its intelligent eyes... I'm a little worried, but this is the only way..."
"After arranging everything, I went to the outermost edge of the recording site. After all, we can't disturb their work, can we?"
"I have to say, these girls are really pretty! They're all so fresh and lovely, especially the two named Xiao Ning and Xiao Chi!"
"It's making me want to get married quickly and have a daughter to raise!"
"Just as I was getting really into watching, I suddenly saw a familiar dog! Isn't that my silly dog?! How did it end up on someone's car?!"
"And my goose is also chasing after that girl named Xiao Ning!"
"What should I do! My goose pecks at people so hard it hurts, what if it scares these city girls too!"
"So I quickly found a staff member to explain, and after hearing my explanation, the staff member took me to find the director."
"That fat guy looks fierce, but he's a nice person!"
"When they heard that I sell geese, they paid me to buy two from me and promised to return all the rest to me after the show was finished?"
"I'm a bit confused? I let that idiot take a ride on the goose and it actually made me money? Is this a sign from God?"
The chubby director saw off the dog tycoon and chuckled as he looked at the data on the security camera.
"I thought it was a live broadcast mishap, but I didn't expect that brat to turn it into a stunt for me? The ratings even went up by one point!"
"Didn't she want to eat goose? We're not short of money anyway, let's buy her two!"
"Wow, I'm such a good director!"
Uh…it has to be because you're rich and powerful…
...
After leaving Yao Ying and Can'er, Xiao Ning sped away in a bumper car, attracting more and more geese behind her!
The scene was spectacular! If you didn't know better, you'd think they were about to fight!
“Yu Zhiyou, you saw… I’m sorry to bother you…” Chu Moyan, who had come from the side road, turned around and ran away.
Wen Jueqian, who was behind her, didn't even have time to react and was knocked away by her!
You might not believe it...
When she was little, she went to her grandma's house wearing open-crotch pants, and a flock of geese surrounded her and pecked at her bottom...
Now, just seeing this thing makes her butt hurt!
"???"
Wen Jueqian kept holding up the sign, but the girl who shut up didn't see it at all, only caring about stepping on the gas to escape!
Before long, the girl who couldn't open her mouth was knocked unconscious by her car: "I...I'm really impressed, you...idiot..."
"Why is she running?" Jia Ning scratched her head in confusion, and at the same time, she let go of the accelerator.
Because the car is relatively small, and her legs are too long, it's tiring for her to be cramped. So she's stopping to rest for a while and move around.
The Goose Legion: "Brothers! That stupid dog isn't running anymore, let's go!"
The white goose took the lead, leaping high into the air, flapping its pure white wings, and swooping down towards the top of the silly goose's head.
Even if the pet owner comes, it won't help! You're definitely going to have a bald patch today!
Xiao Ning was rubbing her legs at the time and never expected that the goose would pounce on her!
Just as Bai Hao'e was about to use that scumbag woman's head as a springboard to unleash his ultimate move—[A Pecking at the Bald Head]!
Without warning, the former's right hand, which was hammering its leg, rose up and grabbed its neck, directly interrupting its skill charging!
Bai Hao'e: "???"
Yu Jianing: "???"
"Quack quack!" the goose cried out as it struggled, while Xiao Ning looked uncertainly at her right hand.
Did it move by itself just now? Was it Fourth Sister?
The idiot turned around and glanced at the two-legged beast and the white goose:
"This guy is no good. How can he let someone other than his pet owner put him in a chokehold?"
Where has your dignity gone?
Just as it raised its front paw, intending to pry Xiao Ning's hand away, the little black snake came out again!
"Sorry to bother you!"
The husky silently lowered its head. Actually, dogs aren't afraid of snakes; they'll go up and bite any kind of snake...
It was the same a few years ago, until that time when it was on the west side of the village and met a dark-skinned woman...
When it saw that the person was a stranger, it wanted to go over and scare them a bit...
As a result, it seemed as if black snakes of floodwater were crawling towards it from all sides!
The scene almost made it think its dog life was over, and it even shamefully peed all over the place...
The dark-skinned woman mocked it, then left with the snake...
So ever since then, it has been particularly afraid of snakes.
Perhaps it was the goose flapping its wings too vigorously that brought Xiao Ning back to her senses.
"I almost forgot about you..." The scumbag woman released Bai Hao'e's neck, even though Bai Hao'e was furious.
But considering that the other party might not be afraid of him, he didn't argue with her.
He took all his anger out on that idiot!
"quack!"
"Awoo!"
"???"
A goose, a dog, and a person were all stunned.
The goose said it didn't expect to succeed so easily, the dog said it was pecking at it, and the person said the goose and the dog were fighting.
But that wasn't the end of it. The goose army, which had been frightened by Xiao Ning earlier, saw their leader coming and immediately overcame their fear, charging over in a swarm.
Xiao Ning quickly jumped off the bumper car to avoid being accidentally injured!
They actually started fighting...
"Gah... Ow..."
Feathers and dog hair were flying everywhere, creating an extremely chaotic scene!
Although the silly dog was big, it couldn't withstand the attack of so many geese!
It held out for less than a minute before being completely suppressed!
idiot: "Two-legged creatures, help me!"
Yu Jianing watched the commotion silently from the side. Suddenly, she trembled and raised her hand to cover her face.
"I've spent the whole morning like an idiot! Fourth Sister, can you please stop influencing me with your stupidity!"
Bullet comments—
[Huh? A goose-dog battle? What kind of bizarre scene is this?]
If this weren't a live stream, I would have thought it was staged!
[Speaking of which... I think I've discovered something incredible. Did you guys see the girl's expression just now? I don't know if she's afraid of dogs or geese, her facial features were all over the place!]
Uh…no…my attention was completely on Xiaoning’s legs…look at her red knees, doesn’t it look like the color of our little notebooks?
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[Die!]
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