Chapter 107 I'll treat you to something delicious



Are sparrows protected animals now? Aren't they harmful birds?

[There was an unlucky guy in our village who caught a bag of frogs to stew and eat, but someone reported him. He was taken away, and the frogs were tested. It turned out they were Class II protected animals, and there were more than twenty of them. He was not only sentenced to prison, but also fined a lot of money.]

[Let alone sparrows and frogs, many wild rabbits on this mountain are also protected species. If they were caught by mistake, they would still be prosecuted.]

Li Ruan seemed to have seen the comments in the live stream and even mentioned the wild rabbit. "Everyone must have thought of the rabbit and chicken I caught yesterday. Those were released by the production team. They were purely domestic rabbits and chickens. If they were wild, a little girl like me who can't even kill a chicken wouldn't be able to catch them, right?"

Uh, is there some misunderstanding about the statement "Pear Soft is powerless"?

This woman is putting on an act again, but strangely enough, I don't find her annoying.

Why is she pretending? It's all because of these keyboard warriors online! Even having a few more books on her bookshelf gets her attacked; can't she be more careful?

[Li Ruan probably doesn't know that her past actions have been cleared up, so she's being very careful with her words and deeds.]

She walked quickly through the woods, but in fact, Li Ruan had already activated her radar mode and headed straight for a rooster. The rooster flew to a crooked tree, where it could see far and wide. It spotted Li Ruan as soon as she appeared, but the rooster was a bit arrogant. It raised its neck and crowed loudly, as if challenging Li Ruan, crowing incessantly.

Li Ruan didn't hold back either, removing the sheath from her dagger and throwing it directly. Her posture was incredibly cool, and her movements were surprisingly slow. With a thud, she hit the rooster squarely on the head. The rooster fluttered down from the tree and then crashed to the ground with another thud.

Li Ruan wandered around outside the woods for most of the day, and then lost another rabbit, a chicken, and a small handful of wild vegetables.

Pear Soft knows that after you finish recording the show, you will gain a family of eight.

Li Banqian dusted himself off, changed his clothes, and rode off on my eight-wheeled bicycle.

Yes, no matter how things change, he's still my own son, my dear, really.

Ma Hongmei was also peeling corn when she got up to look at the things under the eight-wheeled cart. "How much money will all that stuff cost? It seems you've really been messing things up lately." Her tone was tense but with a hint of amusement.

At the same time, orders for a certain food delivery platform suddenly decreased, with barbecue orders dropping to seventh place on the list, while beggar's chicken naturally took first place.

"Take the train, it will only take eight hours, and the train is still in use."

Ma Hongmei continued watching the boy outside the video, feeling that the boy hadn't learned much during those seven years after elementary school. Anyway, the changes were minimal, considering how impressive he would be in these variety shows later on.

"The production team really went all out. They knew exactly how many animals to throw into that forest. They're not stupid; why did they only put in ducks and geese? It would have given the guests a change of pace."

Without an audience, I got sleepy again.

Carrying the chicken, Li Ruan continued walking through the woods. Soon she spotted a few sweet potato vines. "Bad luck, no dessert to eat."

"Should we take the bus or the train?"

Li Ruan: "Domesticated ones, they fly when they fly, they run when they run, they're slow, and they're quite hard to catch."

Ma Hongmei: "What do you need to buy for the family? Okay, he should go and get it. He'll know when he gets it back."

“My son will be on holiday in October. Why don’t you all go to Longcheng to see this girl?” Ma Hongmei said.

Li Banqian readily agreed, saying, "He's the boss in our family. Whatever he says goes."

It was even worse off than the rabbit from last night; it didn't even have time for its legs to twitch before it was all over.

"You're so naughty, sob sob, Li Ruan, what are you going to do with him?"

I opened a donation window before my eyes and hands were fully alert, then immediately closed my eyes and drifted off to sleep.

Li Ruan: He's not giving you up, he's clearly giving up bad food.

Blue sky and white clouds, green trees and forests, sika deer grazing nearby, no bad friends around, rabbits quickly turning golden brown under the grill.

"Harvest: one little rooster. Let's walk a bit further and try our luck; it would be even better if we could find something else to eat."

[Li Ruan's father: But your wife is lying; your son's cooking really is bad.]

Li Ruan pats your shoulder, throws the ruined wild vegetables out of the pot, waits for the vegetables to turn bright green, sprinkles on some fine salt, then removes the fire from the pot; the porridge has spoiled.

How awful! Besides getting a bad night's sleep, I can now even take a nap at noon.

[Pear Soft's Mom: Yes, yes, your daughter's cooking is really bad.]

Li Ruan looked at the group of sika deer that were resting in the trees and said, "Yes, we need to add some ham. There's not enough meat for the seven of us to finish. It's not necessary to add ham. It'll spoil if we leave it for dinner."

Rihansen asked, "Does anyone actually believe what you say?"

The couple carried seven small bundles outside, then unpacked them while watching a video. It was obvious that the smiles on their faces were fading.

"You're the one bragging; even your mom said your braised goose in an iron pot was bad."

[You downstairs are also a die-hard fan, but your filter is just too thick.]

"It's possible to pull them all out, but it's also necessary to pull them all out so that some roots can be left so that they can continue to reproduce next year."

Instead of persisting, the Golden Actor took over the task of flipping the rabbit from Li Ruan's hands and chatted with Kong Wei about filming.

Li Banqian acted immediately, taking out her phone to book tickets. Despite the advanced internet and my extensive knowledge, booking tickets was still a challenge.

Back in her hometown, Tao Piaozheng glanced helplessly at her husband, "But you really are Ruan Ruan's loving mother, how can we believe you?"

[...Even Pear Soft's closest fans are gone; our fanbase is shrinking, which is a bad thing.]

Fu Yurong sat by the fire in the shade of a tree, looking at Li Ruan with sparkling eyes: "Ruan Ruan, he's really amazing, he actually managed to catch chickens and rabbits."

My phone rang then. I glanced at it and saw it was a message from a store outside the village, asking me to pick up a slow mail package.

At that time, you were busy giving the two chickens a massage. Since you didn't have a pot, you planned to use the remaining millet and some wild vegetables to make wild vegetable porridge for lunch, and also make two beggar's chickens. You would stew the sweet potatoes over charcoal and roast the rabbit directly.

"Once the show starts, I'll treat him to something bad when I get back."

"You should book your tickets early, so you don't miss out on them."

The ingredients for lunch, including the water, were all brought out by Li Ruan. Jin Yingdi was a little embarrassed, "You don't even have a single piece of ham. If you want to add it to the porridge..."

Li Banqian left slowly and returned even slower. That's all. The dark-skinned, strong man smiled gloomily. "Hongmei, it was our daughter who sent us something back. That girl, she just sent so little last time, and now she's sent something back again."

"Did he buy something?"

The vines are shallow; you can pull the sweet potato out with just one lift.

[Soft Mom: Yes, yes, you're probably implying that someone cooked for you before you started eating bad food.]

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