Comments: [Haha~ That's right, we don't believe it either!]
Hey bro, what kind of awful things have you been doing?
I'm dying of laughter in this live stream! My god, I'm laughing so hard my head is going to fall off!
"As a henpecked husband, how can I become the head of the household?"
Li Ruan said in a serious tone, "This question is a bit difficult, but it's not difficult for me, it's difficult for you. First of all, you have to marry a mute woman."
Haha, bro, I sincerely advise you, you should just stay henpecked.
What's wrong with him? He's already henpecked, yet he still dreams of rising above his servitude? What a pipe dream!
"After we got married, my husband always talks about his ex-girlfriend. How should I respond to him?"
Li Ruan: "That's easy. Just tell him one sentence to shut him up. Tell him: He's the most... among his group of brothers. I guarantee he'll never talk to you about his ex-girlfriend again."
The keyword "梨软" (Li Ruan) was automatically muted, but those who know, know.
Li Qing couldn't hold back any longer and burst out laughing as soon as she put the bowl on the table.
[Tsinghua University, Department of Mathematics, Class 8]
"Oh no, you're ending the timer now."
[I've participated in two math Olympiads, so I can't prove that the problem, as Li Ruan said, was too difficult to calculate. But to be able to give the answer verbally like you requires calculation, which you can do. Your IQ is below yours.]
[It's suspected a car drove by, but we're not sure.]
Li Ruan shook her head: "It's Taihang."
【Come on, come on, didn't you know you were good at geography?】
Oh no! Why don't you ask a geography question instead?
Li Qing read aloud again: "Will marrying a rich woman mean I can work five years less?"
Then, not a single netizen jumped out to ask, "Li Ruan, is he even good at history?"
Smelling the aroma of meat wafting from the pot, Li Qing read the question aloud, "Sister Ruan, a netizen asked him if he's good at geography?"
Li Ruan sprinkled the spoiled fish fillets into the pot: "Kong Wei, he's watching that pot. The fish fillets will spoil in two minutes."
She waved two fingers at the camera, "At least twenty years! Of course, you'll also live twenty years less! It's all hard work, life-consuming!" Then she solemnly added, "So, cherish life, cherish life, cherish life! They understand what you mean, right?"
The mic went dead when the bell rang. They even know the rainfall; now there's a way to ask that question.
[This is where your worries come in. Here's a history question: Who was the first emperor of China?]
"Antarctic continent. The average annual precipitation here is 55 millimeters, with the highest being 5 millimeters."
[We're not saying that someone with such a low IQ would think so much as to quit the entertainment industry, are we?]
"Qin Shi Huang, every college student knows him, right?"
You've left netizens speechless.
You deftly and skillfully sliced pears into green pepper strips and shredded meat, and steamed eggplants to make garlic-flavored eggplant puree. Your movements were both quick and nimble, but the number of viewers in the live stream kept decreasing.
[Yes, it's wrong. Young people these days are too restless, always looking for shortcuts. Women date rich women, men seek young lovers. But we've considered that when we gain something, we simultaneously lose something equally important. It's about living a grounded and honest life.]
Which of these three, Xiao Lu, is the most capable?
Comment: [Yes, he can't say anymore because they're divorced.]
The comments under the screen grew longer and longer, with everyone waiting to see when the man off-screen would finally be stumped. "How can you even remember who my great-grandfather, Qin Shi Huang, was? And why do you even need to remember that?"
[Brothers, what are you waiting for? Keep coming up with questions! Don't bother with math questions, or you'll embarrass yourself.]
Where is my grandpa?
[For those who don't know the answer, please explain: that question is indeed too complicated. How come you can get the answer simply by doing calculations?]
[You're hilarious! You know what they're thinking, but they act like they know everything about Li Ruan. Seven years later, you were admitted to Beijing Elementary School as the top scorer in the province with 739 points. Moreover, when you were in first grade, you signed up for the National Elementary School Mathematical Olympiad, a competition usually only for seventh and eighth graders, and won a gold medal. It's unbelievable that they wouldn't check.]
[Pfft~ Hahaha, the comment below is great, it's exactly what you hate!]
The comments section was filled with laughter: "So, is asking about Qin Shi Huang's immediate family a history question or a political vetting exercise?"
"King Zhaoxiang of Qin, Ying Ji." Li Ruan suddenly stood up straight and asked the camera with a mischievous grin, "Hey? That netizen, are you from the household registration department? Is it a professional habit? You come down and check the household registration first, asking about the Qin family for generations."
No wonder his brain reacts so slowly; turns out his IQ is genuinely low.
Pear Soft: "Amazon Basin".
Liu Hong looked at the question raised by the netizen "Dingdangxiang": "What is the purpose of developing green air conditioners and refrigerators? Is that netizen "Dingdangxiang" sure it's a geography question?"
This solution is a bit too harsh. But it's satisfying.
"King Xiaowen of Qin, Ying Zhu, reigned for only eight days."
Li Ruan shook her head: "You're a science student, and your worst history score was when you graduated from school."
[I'm truly impressed by you. You're just interacting with netizens, yet you manage to convey positive values while joking around. I'm really puzzled; how did you become so popular?]
Comments: [That's right, stop asking those informative questions, give me one first...]
That guy was ruthless; he just read out an advanced math problem.
Hahaha, you laughed so hard my teeth fell out.
"King Zhuangxiang of Qin, whose original name was Yiren, later changed his name to Zichu."
There were also a lot of comments in the live stream saying that the other person was crazy, but Li Ruan shocked the netizens in the live stream as soon as she opened her mouth: "He is wrong. The brother who asked that question really made things difficult for you, because that question was calculated. The answer is the real number a=1. As long as you substitute the known equation into the equation, you can get the answer."
Li Ruan waited for the staff to read the comments again before saying to the camera, "Comrades, can we change the subject? Asking too few questions like that might lead to trouble for our friends. Can you say something else?"
When Li Qing read that sentence, she was extremely proud of herself: "Dear friends, the top student's Taihang Mountain is probably on the same level as yours."
The jingle rang, and another question appeared: [Where is the smallest subtropical rainforest on Earth located?]
Who is Qin Shi Huang's father?
A barrage of comments scrolled across the screen: [...]
[Worst in history? Geography is Taihang Mountain?]
[I'd like to ask where the guy downstairs works.]
Everyone in the live stream muted their microphones.
Li Ruan smiled and said, "Take this as a brain teaser and you'd answer 'protect food,' but it's actually a geography question, so the answer is the ozone layer. That kind of question is too complicated. That netizen is a bad person too."
[Change the questioner, change the questioner, let's try again. Geography and history questions can be asked again.]
Who was King Wen of Qin's father?
Li Ruan: "Five years? Gone, gone!"
After reading the question aloud, Li Qing felt a little flustered. "You might have caused trouble for your idol. Yes, yes, the guy who set the question is a bit of a pervert. Sister Ruan is cooking, and he gives you an Olympiad math problem to make things difficult for you. Are you going to stop cooking to solve the problem?"
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