Li Ruan smiled and handed the redemption card to Kong Wei, "I exchanged the water and instant noodles for this. Did you bring a lunchbox?"
"No."
"Then let's change the lunchbox and the pot. I'll go and prepare this chicken."
"Okay, okay, I'll go right away."
Soon, a fire was lit where the two had settled down. The old hen was also dismantled, with the breast meat to be put into a pot to boil and the rest to be roasted. About forty minutes later, a rich aroma of meat filled the woods.
"It smells so good! Luckily, Sister Ruan brought a lighter, otherwise we would have had to eat dry instant noodles."
Li Ruan took out the seasonings and sprinkled them evenly on the chicken. "It's a pity there's no honey; the taste is definitely lacking."
"This is already very good, okay? Otherwise, we would only be able to eat instant noodles." No, maybe we wouldn't even be able to eat instant noodles, after all, those cards were found by Sister Ruan.
Li Ruan: "You're quite easily satisfied."
As Kong Wei added firewood to the fire, he joked, "Following Sister Ruan, I'm basically winning without lifting a finger. If I'm still not satisfied, I'll probably be struck by lightning."
Li Ruan showed a hint of appreciation for Kong Wei. "By the way, I also found two mission cards. Open them and see what missions are on them." Li Ruan took the cards out of her pocket and handed them over.
Kong Wei reached out and took the card, opened the red card and looked at it. "The task on this card is to find three kinds of Chinese medicine: cinnamon, cloves, and glutinous rice."
I know cinnamon, it seems to be a kind of spice. Cloves are flowers. What is this "brain-boosting"?
How do I complete this? I don't recognize any of the characters.
Now look at the second picture: find some fresh water to drink. How are we supposed to find that? The mountains are so big, we still need to find the flag, wouldn't looking for water on top of that just waste time?
Li Ruan brushed a stray hair from her forehead with the back of her hand. "What about the prize? What will I get for completing both tasks?"
"The reward for finding Chinese medicinal herbs is three catties of rice. The reward for finding a water source is five catties of beef."
Li Ruan smiled, "I didn't expect the director to be so generous."
The rewards are quite generous, but the question is, can you actually claim them?
[It's okay if we don't get it. With Li Ruan's abilities, my Wei Zai definitely won't go hungry.]
This kid has already gotten a huge advantage; he won today just by following Li Ruan.
[We've already got chicken, what more could we ask for?]
The comments section is mostly filled with Kong Wei's fans, who are in a good mood right now. Anyway, their idol won't go hungry, so it doesn't matter whether the task is completed or not.
[Everyone, hurry over next door and check it out! That guy who claims to have real kung fu skills has really embarrassed himself. Hurry, or his livestream might get banned.]
In an instant, most of the viewers in the live stream room rushed to live stream room number one.
After a couple of swipes, the remaining ones all ran away, leaving only a few die-hard fans of Kong Wei and Li Ruan, numbering less than 100,000.
What a joke! These days, who isn't just a bystander?
Fan Mingye was truly a lucky charm. He sprained his ankle, but fortunately, he had some liniment for sprains and bruises in his luggage. In his words, he always carried that stuff with him, since that was his profession and sprains and bruises were a common occurrence for him. After applying the medicine and rubbing the bruise away, he started his journey again.
However, leather shoes were not suitable for walking on mountain roads, so he told Zhang Yifeng, left behind the cameraman and drone, and went into the grove to change his clothes.
Once the drone was out of sight, Fan Mingye started taking off his clothes one by one. Just as he was about to take out his sportswear to change, tragedy struck.
It would be an exaggeration to say that this mountain is full of hidden dragons and crouching tigers, but there is a group of monkeys on the mountain!
A dozen monkeys appeared as if by divine intervention, suddenly appearing beside Fan Mingye and snatching all his clothes and luggage in the next second, not even sparing his two large leather shoes.
The two monkeys who had stolen the shoes tried to put them on their heads as hats, but the next second they were overwhelmed by the stench and quickly took the shoes off. They bared their teeth and threw them at Fan Mingye's head, but unfortunately they missed.
Another monkey took a liking to his underwear with a dinosaur pattern, jumped over, grabbed his underwear, and started pulling it down.
Fan Mingye was stunned. He reached out to hit the monkey, but the monkey, which was holding onto his underwear, wouldn't let go. The underwear got stuck on his knee. The monkey ran away, and he ran after it, shouting as he ran.
The photographer, thinking something had happened, carried his equipment in and followed. And indeed, something had happened.
Then, the scene of Fan Mingye chasing monkeys with his bare bottom and exposed testicles appeared on camera.
The chat in livestream room number one was filled with "hahahaha". [Oh my god, will the livestream get banned later? Please don't! I'd trade ten years of my ex-boyfriend's lifespan to keep the livestream going!]
[Pfft! Hahaha, is Fan Mingye serious? I thought this tough guy would be better than the average person, but it turns out he's just so-so.]
[If this thing stands up, it's only about twelve or thirteen inches tall?]
[Pfft~ Hahaha, I suspect you guys are making inappropriate jokes, and I have some evidence!]
What are you saying upstairs? I don't understand.
[Damn it, my eyes are dirty, it's fucking ugly! I was talking about Fan Mingye's underwear.]
There's a dinosaur up there, right? How childish!
On camera, Fan Mingye was already swearing, "You damn monkey, let go right now! I'll fucking..."
He hit and cursed at the same time, but the monkey, despite the pain, wouldn't let go. Just as he was about to kick the monkey in the stomach, the person filming quickly reminded him, "Teacher Fan, don't jump! This is a nationally protected animal! You're strong; if you kill it, you'll be in jail!"
The next second, the live stream went black, and the image of Fan Mingye running around naked with his red underwear being pulled by a monkey disappeared.
However, Fan Mingye's character is really not good.
He certainly used some very foul language.
That scene was hilarious, but unfortunately the live stream was banned, so I can't see it.
I recorded my screen! I recorded my screen!
[I recorded it too! Contact me if you want it.]
Soon, the hashtags #FanMingyeTeasingByMonkeysInTheAdventures #TheAdventuresLivestreamBanned #FanMingyeWarpedWar Photos trended on social media.
Then a large number of viewers flocked to the live stream of "Let's Go on an Adventure" because of these trending topics.
Director Wang looked at the skyrocketing number of viewers, feeling both happy and worried. He wanted the show to be a hit, but not in this way! None of those trending topics were what he wanted to see!
In the third live stream room, Jin Shihan and Fu Yurong also had a rough time. "The only food we found was a pack of instant noodles and three bottles of water, which wasn't enough to eat."
Fu Yurong: "After I signed on for this variety show, I read a lot of books on wilderness survival and learned about many wild vegetables and mushrooms. I went to pick some of them, including Teacher Jin."
"Then let's go together. I'll go find some firewood. Luckily, I brought a lighter, otherwise we'd be stuck eating instant noodles."
Fu Yurong took out a bag from her backpack—well, it was a small item bag that came with her suitcase—just right for holding the mushrooms.
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