non-human
1. Cell phone x male adult
My boyfriend just bought a new phone, but for some reason, it gets hot as soon as he holds it, hotter than if he'd been playing games for hours.
As he scrolled through the videos, he muttered to himself, "The quality isn't good. I'll have to go to the store to check it out tomorrow."
No sooner had he finished speaking than a loud "bang" rang out, and the phone in his hand suddenly vanished, replaced by a naked man whose hands, which had been holding the phone, were now gripping the other man's waist.
The naked man, his eyes red and brimming with tears, looked at him and said, "The heat isn't a quality issue, it's just that you kept touching me and I couldn't help it... Please don't send me for repairs, okay?"
Big male:?
That's great!
2. Diary x Blue Pen
Xiaomei bought a new notebook with a daisy printed on the cover and a blue pen of the same color attached to the side, making it very convenient to use.
Every night before bed, she would open her notebook, hold her pen, and write in her diary, recording all the little things that happened that day.
One night, Xiaomei had a strange dream. In her dream, the notebook came to life, and the daisies on the cover drooped their petals, angrily telling her not to use that pen to write in her diary anymore.
"It always writes with such force, it makes me feel so uncomfortable!"
Xiao Mei agreed, but her memory was really bad. The next day, when she was writing in her diary, she saw the blue pen tied next to the notebook and picked it up to use.
Not long after, the notebook reappeared in her dream, advising her to change her diary to a weekly journal.
"Otherwise, it really won't hold up," the laptop said weakly.
3. Suit x Iron
Xiao Shuai had just graduated from university and found a job. Before starting work, he specially bought a black suit and an iron, wanting to make himself look neat and tidy.
But for some reason, every time I use an iron to iron a suit, not only do I fail to smooth out the wrinkles, but I always end up making the clothes even more wrinkled.
One night, he was so tired that he fell asleep as soon as his head hit the bed, and in his dream he seemed to hear two voices talking.
A voice sobbed, "It's so hot... I really can't stand it anymore, it's going to break if this continues..."
A hoarse voice said, "Just a little longer, there's only one sleeve left. Once it's ironed, it'll be done..."
4. Fountain pen x pen cap
Xiaomei bought a new fountain pen. The shiny silver body is comfortable to hold, and it writes very smoothly. However, it has one problem: whenever she closes the pen and cap, the pen will leak ink the next time she opens it, and the cap will be full of ink. She has to clean it for a long time every time.
She tried not wearing the pen cap, but was always worried about damaging the nib. And she didn't know why, if she left the pen uncapped for a long time, the writing would become intermittent.
"Never mind, I'll just get a different one." Xiaomei sighed, put the pen and cap back on, and casually put it into her desk drawer.
She didn't see that the moment the drawer closed, ink began to gush out of the gap between the pen body and the cap of the fountain pen that had been unable to write before.
5. Quilt x Sheet
The blanket and the sheets had a fight. The blanket, feeling resentful, decided to sleep separately from the sheets, so it deliberately moved to the side of the bed and fell off the bed three times in one night.
The owner, still half asleep, picked up the blanket three times, thinking it was because he was a bad sleeper. The next day, he bought a blanket reinforcement device online, covered himself with the blanket before going to bed, and nailed it to the sheet along the edge before finally falling asleep peacefully.
The owner's breathing gradually calmed down, but out of his sight, the blanket was struggling wildly: "Aaaaaah! I don't want to sleep tied to it! Let me go!"
The bed sheet had long been accustomed to its temperament, neither making a fuss nor causing any disturbance, only gently rubbing against the wrinkled edges of the blanket, as if smoothing its fur.
The blanket got even angrier, gritting its teeth: "Don't touch me! Next time Master changes the bedding, I will never be in the same group as you again!"
A pillowcase suddenly spoke up: "Dad, have you forgotten? We're a complete four-piece bedding set."
The other one nodded in agreement: "Yeah, yeah, and the owner is also a perfectionist."
6. Broom x Robotic Vacuum Cleaner
The broom hates the robot vacuum cleaner. Since the robot came into the house, the owner rarely touches it. The owner only remembers it when there are large pieces of trash on the floor, such as fruit peels or crumpled paper.
The broom always felt its job had been taken away, and it sulked against the wall every day. Until its owner's grandmother came to celebrate the owner's birthday. The old lady didn't know how to operate the robot, so she picked up the broom and started cleaning.
Now the broom could finally shine, cleaning with all its might, even sweeping clean the corners that robots couldn't reach, such as under the sofa and between cabinets.
While working, it proudly said to the robot vacuum cleaner, "See? I'm much better than you!"
The robot vacuum's indicator light flashed, and it gave a perfunctory electronic reply: "Mmm, you're great."
In reality, its camera was watching the broom's tiny whiskers bouncing as it swept through the dust, and it was thinking of making a quick purchase.
7. Dance shoes x leather shoes
Dance shoes are a dancer's treasure, while leather shoes are a CEO's standard attire. These two owners are deeply in love, but the two pairs of shoes are mortal enemies.
That day, the CEO came to the dance studio to pick up his students. It started raining halfway there, and a small puddle formed at the entrance. Afraid that her boyfriend's feet would get wet, the CEO simply carried him in a princess carry. When they stepped across the puddle, most of his leather shoes were submerged in the water.
The ballet shoes dangled in mid-air, laughing uncontrollably at the sight: "Serves you right! All that showing off, now you're drowning!"
Once in the car, both owners took off their shoes. The shoes lay flat on the floor mats. The view was too low to see what was happening in the front, but the CEO suddenly called out "Baby," followed by the dance student saying "Slow down," and then a series of panting sounds.
The dancing shoes, oblivious, were still laughing at the shoes next to them: "Aren't you usually so refined? You use oil to maintain yourself every day, but now you look like a drowned rat. Let's see how your owner will take you out in public now."
His leather shoes were soaked and cold, and his face was extremely sour.
A moment later, the two owners finished and were about to put on their shoes when the dance student suddenly exclaimed "Eh!"
Why are my shoes wet?
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