Interview
At the interview site of "Super Idol", reporters sent by various media outlets sat there hesitating.
Just now, after witnessing the first warrior who asked the question being tortured by Yi Jingchen, the other media instantly wilted.
The reporters at the scene hurriedly lowered their heads to review the interview script, fearing that Yi Jingchen would grab them and interrogate them again, asking questions like "Does your question make sense?", "Which school did you graduate from?", "Have you taken the journalist exam?"
Looking at the entire scene, even the most educated reporter would be crushed into dust in seconds in front of Yi Jingchen.
You have to know that he graduated from the Journalism Department of the orthodox A University and has internship experience at a news station, standing at the top of the pyramid of the journalist industry.
Who would want to be an entertainment reporter if they could get a lucrative job at a news station?
The reporters used their eyes to push and urge each other, indicating that other reporters should go first and get killed.
Yi Jingchen sat in his seat, swaying, looking around with cat eyes, and was very disappointed with the performance of his colleagues.
[Why is there no one asking questions?]
[You have to seize the opportunity! When I participated in large-scale international interviews, I had to keep raising my hand to get called!]
As a journalist about to be hired, Yi Jingchen saw his colleagues being so lazy and couldn't help but urge them to hurry up.
The reporters felt very embarrassed.
I've done so many interviews, and I've often been warned, "Don't answer this question," "That question is not allowed," or "That's all for today," because there are too many questions.
Looking across the industry, this is the first time I've encountered someone who makes everyone speechless.
The most terrifying thing is——
He hasn't even officially debuted yet!!!
The reporters felt as if they were facing a formidable enemy, and they were fully aware that they could not retreat at this moment.
If he collapses now, it will be even more difficult to interview Yi Jingchen after his debut.
Finally, after a full half minute of silence, another reporter raised his hand and asked a question after doing his homework and checking the manuscript.
"Hello to all the younger brothers who debuted on 'Super Idol'!"
The reporter stood up and asked confidently, "There's only one month left in the competition. What are your expectations for the group?"
He knew that the top nine trainees of "Super Idol" would debut as a group, and when asked about their desire to form a group, they would definitely...
[Tsk, what an imprecise question.]
Yi Jingchen shook his head in disgust.
[The draft schedule is only three months long, so you can't use the word 'only' for one month.]
[Also, the nine people sitting here are just the first nine in the second round, and do not represent the final group lineup. If someone doesn't make the group in the end, this question would be a waste of time.]
Yi Jingchen pointed out the superficial flaws in his problem and sighed.
[I did some research, but not much. And the questions were too conservative, so the resulting report would definitely be uninteresting.]
The entertainment media, which is best at creating gimmicks and highlights, was described as "conservative" for the first time, and all looked at Yi Jingchen.
If they could speak, they would like to ask Yi Jingchen: What does it mean to be not conservative?
Before they could ask any questions, Yi Jingchen had already started babble out of boredom:
[You should ask them ~ who among the nine people present here do you think will not end up standing here?]
[Or ask them if they are satisfied with their current debut position and lineup, and who they least want to debut with?]
[Ask something interesting, please.]
"cough!"
“Ahem!”
Yi Jingchen continued to talk, and there was already a cough at the scene.
The expressions of the trainees, nearby staff, and reporters were all a little stiff.
If the questions in Yi Jingchen's mind were raised, a fight would probably break out on the spot.
Looking at all the talent shows, there has never been anyone who is an outright bitch.
Yi Jingchen heard the coughing sounds one after another and looked at them curiously.
"You guys have a cold?" he muttered. "It's true that it's easy to catch a cold with the changing seasons. I should have taken some cold medicine in advance to avoid getting infected by you guys."
"..." The friend next to him turned around and gave him a resentful look.
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed to death, and the barrage of comments was filled with the sentence "idiots can't catch colds."
Finally, amidst the sound of confused coughs, a brave man stood up again and asked a question, bringing the topic back.
"Excuse me, fellow trainees, could you please tell us about the next stage?"
"Okay." When it comes to the stage, Du Xingwei finally has something to say, and the interview is gradually getting on track.
——With Yi Jingchen’s explosive imagination, no matter how they tried to remedy the situation later, the group interview session still seemed boring.
However, everyone knows that a talent show is a competition where everyone is the winner, and the attention is focused on the individual trainees.
The entertainment media is not serious about group interviews. They use templated manuscripts and ask them to talk about their gains and feelings, which is a perfunctory two-way approach.
However, when it came to the personal interview session, the reporters really got excited!
"Super Idol" is becoming more and more popular. After this group of trainees are released, it is very likely to impact the current traffic pattern.
Reporters are not good at dealing with future boy bands, but are very good at dealing with traffic stars.
The entertainment media has prepared a basket of explosive, stimulating and explosive questions for each younger brother.
In the individual interview session, candidates will be interviewed in reverse order according to their ranking.
While a trainee was being interviewed, the other brothers sat nearby and watched.
The production staff was very foresighted and immediately muted Yi Jingchen's microphone to prevent the reporters present from feeling too much pressure and disrupting the interview.
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This was the first time for the reporters to encounter such a situation, and they felt both ashamed and grateful.
Fortunately, after eliminating the unstable factor of Yi Jingchen, everyone can finally conduct the interview normally.
The first person to be interviewed was Zhuo Wenjie, who ranked ninth in the second order.
Reporters are good at following hot topics, so they naturally know about Zhuo Wenjie's past and his love scandals after joining "Super Idol".
"Excuse me, Zhuo Wenjie, do you plan to stay in China for development or continue to explore overseas markets?"
Only thousand-year-old foxes can be invited.
Although they were choked by Yi Jingchen and were speechless, this group of reporters is still a nightmare for entertainers in the entertainment industry, and each one is better at setting traps than the other.
This question sounds simple, but in fact it is a secret inquiry to find out whether Zhuo Wenjie's contract has been transferred abroad.
Zhuo Wenjie seized the opportunity and immediately began to submit a letter of allegiance, expressing his love for the motherland and his hope to develop in the domestic entertainment industry. He even brought up the issue of "not being able to adapt to the climate abroad."
hehe.
When he was abroad, he called it his hometown and even the air was sweet.
The reporter also asked Zhuo Wenjie if he had confidence in his debut.
Zhuo Wenjie actually burst into tears in front of the camera, looking pitiful and desperate, hoping that fans would give him another chance and help him get into the group.
The fans of the show and Zhuo Wenjie's audience in the live broadcast room were all moved by his crying and couldn't help but want to open the pick list to vote for him twice.
[This opportunity is not given.]
Even though Yi Jingchen's microphone was muted, it did not affect his voice at all.
[Zhuo Wenjie had relationships within the group both when he was in his original group and when he was a trainee here. Are you sure he won't have another one after his debut?]
!!!
When the audience realized this, they crossed Zhuo Wenjie off the list of members of the group.
They still remember that "Super Idol" claimed to create a boy group that would never fail.
Zhuo Wenjie’s own comments are already violations, and if he drags another younger brother who is in the group into it, how can the fans in the debut circle tolerate it?
Fans of the TOP circle immediately united to boycott Zhuo Wenjie from entering the group.
Zhuo Wenjie tearfully acted pitifully for a long time, but to no avail.
He was so angry that he gritted his teeth and glared at Yi Jingchen angrily.
Unfortunately, Yi Jingchen, whose microphone was muted, was whispering to Conaisheng next to him and did not notice Zhuo Wenjie's angry eyes.
Next, it was the turn of Li Jibai, who was ranked eighth.
He was a complete amateur before his debut and had no footage showing his face, so the program crew could only ask questions based on the footage from the audition.
"Li Jibai, your goal is third place, but the number of votes seems to be very far off right now. What if you don't get third place in the end?"
Li Jibai looked at the reporter and answered without hesitation, "My target is only the third one."
"I will work hard for it until the dust settles. I won't waste time setting myself up for failure, so I can't answer your question."
[Little JB! So good at talking! ! ]
[Reporters don't understand Chuunibyou, do they? We Chuunibyou are all stubborn and don't leave ourselves any room for retreat, even if others think the goal is unattainable.]
I really like Little JB's personality. There's no such thing as assessing the situation and cutting losses in time. He just goes all in!
[U1S1, Little JB is still far from being a protector, and he didn't get the center position in the third public performance. I'm afraid it will be difficult for him to make a comeback.]
[Never mind, little JB wants the guardian position, we just charge and it's done!]
[Remember what Li Jibai said, it's not over yet, don't assume what will happen if you fail.]
Yi Jingchen suffers from the same kind of chuunibyou, so he can understand Li Jibai's train of thought.
If you think ahead about what you'll do if you fail, you'll actually fail.
Many of the greatest miracles in history occurred when, after being declared "impossible," they bravely and fearlessly broke their heads and bruised their blood against the wall that collapsed.
After Yi Jingchen sighed, he thought again:
[Of course, there are many more people who died by hitting the wall.]
Li Jibai was initially touched, but was caught off guard by the sudden turn of events.
He glanced at Yi Jingchen silently and sat back in his seat.
Next came the turns of Lu Jue, who was ranked seventh, and Koneson, who was ranked sixth.
There was nothing much to gossip about them, and the reporters' questions were quite standard, mainly focusing on Luchu's "Golden Flower" positioning and Kenaisheng's "Twice-cooked Pork" identity.
The questions were so boring that Yi Jingchen kept yawning.
It was Shu Lang's turn, who was ranked fifth. He thought the reporters would continue to be boring, but he didn't expect the offensive to suddenly become fierce.
The reporters present were all very smart.
They know that "Super Idol" is currently in its third stage, and the TOP9 does not represent the final list of the group.
According to the rules of previous years, the final list of the group each year will deviate by up to five people compared to the second order.
In the past dozens of boy and girl group auditions, the probability of the top 5 forming a group was as high as 99%.
Compared with the niche circle, the TOP fan circle is more mature and stable.
In the next month or so, as long as the trainees themselves don't do anything stupid, they will basically be able to debut.
In the eyes of reporters, those in the niche are just there to make up the numbers, and the top 5 and above are the real stars of tomorrow.
The reporters in the audience sat up straight, some even adjusted their hair, and their attitudes were obviously different.
After a few 'appetizer' questions, a reporter stood up.
"Hello Shu Lang, recently some netizens revealed that your family background is very different from your personality. Do you have any explanation for this?"
"Huh?" Yi Jingchen leaned over curiously and looked at the golden tabby brother sitting on the odd line.
[Brother, what’s wrong with our family?]
Shu Lang was baffled by him and laughed for a moment before picking up the microphone and answering, "Sorry, our recording base doesn't have internet access. Can you tell me the specific content of the netizens' revelations?"
"Okay." The reporter flipped through the information and recited in standard Mandarin. "That guy named Shu Lang, he went on a show and cried poor every day, making us in the Northeast all beggars. Actually, my sister knows him. His family runs a farmers' market. His parents drive a car and live in a small apartment. Their life is so good."
“Puff…”
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Everyone at the scene burst into laughter.
Compared to the revelation itself, what makes people feel even more ridiculous is that the reporter can read out this text in standard Mandarin.
Shu Lang also laughed for a long while before explaining, "Yes, my family runs a farmers' market. I was born in a major agricultural province, and my parents and the surrounding neighbors all make a living by growing crops and vegetables. When I was a child, vegetable vendors came to our village to buy vegetables and kept the prices very low."
"As you know, people in Northeast China have big appetites, and it's quite cold there, so the demand for survival supplies is high. Every household is under pressure to make ends meet. My dad and some friends decided to open a farmers' market to open up sales channels and sell vegetables directly."
"Everyone in our village is hardworking. During the harvest season, the adults in our families get up at three or four in the morning to pick the vegetables and rush to deliver them to the farmers' market before dawn. When I was a child, I would also get up early to help my family."
"Later, as our business grew, people from all over the country came to our farmers' market to sell their vegetables. With the development of logistics and e-commerce, everyone gradually began to live a better life."
"That netizen is right. My family is indeed not poor." Shu Lang said to the camera calmly, "But I was born in that kind of family. I know better than anyone that as a person, you should be down-to-earth and rely on yourself."
[People should be down-to-earth and rely on themselves! Take Shulang's words for granted. He always says that the company is not doing well, but he never says that his family is poor.]
I don't understand those trolls. What's so bad about running a farmers' market? Farmers earn their hard-earned money, and I'm not jealous of them striving for a better life.
"Ignore the idiot haters. They're mentally ill. If Shu Lang took money from the family, they'd definitely criticize his parents for working so hard to grow vegetables. How could you have the nerve to ask for money from your family?"
My focus might be a bit off, but Shu Lang has very positive values. He didn't mince words just because his family was farmers (no connotation here).
What's wrong with farming? Going back hundreds of years, who wasn't a farmer's child?
[Am I the only one paying attention to Yi Jingchen? Stupid little greedy cat.]
When Yi Jingchen heard that Shu Lang's family opened a farmers' market, his eyes flickered and were full of longing.
"What?" Shu Lang asked with his mouth.
"Can I come to your house for dinner?" Yi Jingchen said expectantly, "I want to eat freshly harvested rice and vegetables freshly picked from the fields."
Yi Jingchen worked as a poverty alleviation reporter a few years ago, helping rural families harvest during the busy farming season.
The people there were very hospitable and treated him to freshly harvested rice that night.
The rice harvested that day was a bit rough, but had a strong rice aroma and tasted much better than any imported refined rice.
"Okay." Shu Lang agreed immediately, "As long as you don't chase the cow and chew it."
"We also raise cattle at home!" Yi Jingchen's eyes lit up even brighter.
Shu Lang: “…”
I take back what I said. If you take this idiot back, he might really chase the cow and bite it.
The reporters held back their laughter and asked the last question about Shu Lang.
Before asking the question, he glanced at the question on the manuscript and suddenly wondered if the person who wrote the question had some serious illness.
"Shu Lang, some people are questioning whether your 'brotherhood' with Yi Jingchen and Cen Hao is scripted. Do you have any response to this?"
"Ah?" Yi Jingchen turned around.
[Is there anything I can do here?]
If the microphone had not been forcibly muted, the angry silver-colored gradient girl would have said something back.
Shu Lang glanced at Yi Jingchen and said helplessly, "Instead of suspecting that we are a script, it is better to suspect that we are brothers who have been separated for many years."
The audience was shocked when these words were spoken.
Shu Lang! How did you know we doubted this?
"As for Cen Hao..."
When Shu Lang mentioned Cen Hao's name, everyone became excited instantly.
You know, Haolang is the number one American CP in "Super Idol". Although the two main characters tacitly acknowledge the existence of the CP, they rarely mention each other in formal occasions.
Shu Lang said seriously, "The time he took my battle card on the first stage, even if it was arranged, I am very grateful to him."
"ah!"
Yi Jingchen shouted and grabbed Tian Xitu's arm.
"Bunny, my CP is giving out sweets!"
"Keep a low profile." Tian Xitu pushed him away and reminded him, "We all do it quietly."
Audience members who haven't started watching yet: You guys...
Don't dance right in front of me!
Shu Lang finished the interview and it was Yi Jingchen's turn.
Seeing him stand up, the reporters suddenly had the urge to shout "pass" and wanted to skip over this living dad.
Yi Jingchen picked up his microphone and waved it towards the staff.
The staff reluctantly turned on the volume for him and put on a pair of earplugs for themselves.
Although escaping is shameful, it is useful.
Who knows what explosive remarks Yi Jingchen will make.
"Okay, ask your questions." Yi Jingchen confirmed that the microphone had sound and faced his colleagues happily.
The entertainment reporters looked at each other, then finally stood up hesitantly.
"Hello, Senior Yi Jingchen..."
"Wait." Yi Jingchen stopped him, "I haven't been officially hired yet, so my seniority can't be counted. So you are all my seniors."
The entertainment reporters who were promoted to seniors suddenly felt more pressure.
"I want to ask you, that's..." The reporter pushed back, squeezing out a fiery question, "Is the station still hiring?"
"Recruitment. There's a vacant position in our team right now. You can give it a try. Do you need me to give you the leader's contact information?"
Yi Jingchen appears friendly on the surface, but is extremely evil on the inside:
[The last time I went back, I heard them grumbling about it. Because I was on vacation, the boss couldn't recruit interns who would work like slaves, so they had to work overtime during the Lunar New Year holiday.]
[If I can fool a few people for him, my boss will definitely give me a bonus~!]
Entertainment reporter: ???
So you can easily pass the audition here, and let me work like a slave for you in the station, and the prize money is even deposited into your account.
All capitalists would cry after hearing this!
The reporter gave up the idea of flying up to the branch and quietly returned to his seat. The scene fell silent again.
Reporters whispered to each other, even ignoring their competitive relationship and exchanging questions with each other.
"The question about the cat has to be crossed out. They said that... no opening of the box."
"What about this question? Can I ask it?"
"It's also best not to ask about family matters. His father and mother could easily crush several of us with just a flick of their fingers."
"Help, do you have any other questions?"
Yi Jingchen looked to the left and then to the right.
Seeing that they couldn't hold back their questions, I became anxious.
"You ask questions."
"Ask me if my CP is scripted, if my character setting is hype, and why I came to participate in the talent show when my family is so rich."
Yi Jingchen brought out all the most explosive issues in just a few words.
"If that doesn't work, you can always ask me about the top secrets of 'Super Idol', or the little-known secrets of the journalistic world..."
"Yi Jingchen!"
The reporters were afraid that he would continue to vent his anger and say something outrageous, so they had no choice but to bite the bullet and ask, "You have so many CPs, are they arranged by the production team?"
"Heh." Yi Jingchen laughed. "Yes, yes, that's all arranged by the production team. They participated in the boy group audition, and I participated in CP101. In the end, the ones who made it to the group were me and my nine CPs."
The reporter was stunned by his annoyance and asked weakly, "Isn't it eight?"
Excluding Yi Jingchen, there should only be eight places left in the group.
Yi Jingchen pointed at himself and said happily, "Let's learn about Narcissus."
[Foolish minister, we can just verify it properly and know that Narcissus is your legitimate wife.]
[Shui Xian has been a bit too popular recently. If she continues to develop, she will explode Hao Lang and become the most beautiful person in "Super Idol"]
[I advise all reporters to do some research before interviewing Yi Jingchen next time]
Is it possible that they did their homework, but their prepared questions were not up to par?
[There's no way around it. If I continue to interview this aspect, Yi Jingchen will simply be attacking me from a lower dimension.]
The reporters trembled and asked two more 'boring' questions, finally ending Yi Jingchen's part.
They breathed a sigh of relief, but also felt worried about their future.
It was already so difficult to interview him during the competition. After Yi Jingchen debuts, every interview with the new boy band will definitely make all entertainment media go autistic.
or.
Why don’t you quit your job before he makes his debut?
The reporters, who seemed to be on their deathbed, saw Mu Gan stand up, as if they had seen a savior with the halo of a bodhisattva.
They overlooked the fact that Mu Gan was also a troublesome person.
The reporter asked, "Mu Gan, will you return to the Harry Potter circle in the future?"
Mu Gan asked in confusion, "Have I ever left?"
really.
Even though Mu Gan was sent to a boy group audition, the Kazakhstan community still treated him as one of their own, and the legend of Wangzai Milk's invincibility was everywhere.
The reporter hit a snag and changed the subject, asking, "Now that you've decided to become an idol, are you worried about other rappers releasing diss songs?"
Mu Gan: "Which rapper?"
The Kazakhs who were watching the live broadcast quickly supported Mu Gan and said that no one would diss him.
You know, the Kazakh circle has suffered from Mu Gan for a long time, and it took a lot of effort to get him into the draft.
When they heard that Mu Gan decided to be an idol for two years, almost all the rappers who were close to him excitedly came out to canvass for votes, and voted on a regular basis every day even more actively than his fans.
If anyone dares to diss Mu Gan, I guess before Mu Gan even has time to react, someone will have already dissed him back.
After a round of interviews, the reporters were left speechless by Mu Gan's "answers" and silently lamented that they could no longer do this job.
"Naigan, I have a question." Yi Jingchen raised his hand and forcibly took the microphone from Tian Xitu to ask, "Why do you like Wangzai milk?"
"I not only like Wangzai milk, I also like Wahaha." Mu Gan finally became interested when he heard this question and explained seriously, "My friend said that Wahaha bottles are even less suitable for nightclubs, so he only gave me Wangzai milk."
"Then let's stock up on Wahaha in the dormitory next time!"
"Sure~" Mu Gan replied happily, "I like strawberry flavor."
Du Xingwei interrupted, "Does Wahaha still have strawberry flavor? I want to drink it!"
"Okay, I'll buy some more."
"That's enough." The director team held their foreheads helplessly. "How much do those dairy manufacturers pay you?"
The audience laughed like crazy and tagged major milk manufacturers, saying that they had advertising space for rent.
"Tian Xitu!"
The reporters sent the two ancestors away and called out to Tian Xitu, their voices even trembling.
"The 48 staff and idols in the group have jointly condemned you for being ungrateful. Do you have any response to this?"
"No." Tian Xitu said flatly, "Please don't mention unrelated companies."
"Right, right, right." Yi Jingchen nodded, "Tutu is already a signed artist of Nyanya. Can you ask some questions related to our company?"
The reporters hesitated to speak.
All the employees of your shell company are locked up in the recording base. What can you get out of them?
Since Tian Xitu was unwilling to mention his former company, the next questions he was asked were also relatively "boring".
Finally, it was Du Xingwei’s turn to be the finale.
He was obviously restrained during the interview, afraid that he might say something wrong.
"Du Xingwei, some netizens think that your performances on several occasions are not suitable for the C position. Will you give up the fight for the final C position?"
"I can't." Du Xingwei said it nervously, but he didn't back down. "I know I'm not suitable for speaking and can't handle formal occasions. But as long as everyone supports me, I will try my best."
The reporters wanted to say something, but then they heard Yi Jingchen complain:
Why don't you interview those ancient princes and heirs to wealthy families and ask them if they would give up the throne and their property?
[The fact that Mushroom Senior received a place means that many people recognize him. Don't just listen to a few people and casually erase others' efforts.]
Du Xingwei glanced at Yi Jingchen quickly, then turned to face the reporters.
"You, and those who think I'm not suitable, can vote for someone you think is suitable."
"My supporters and I abide by the draft rules. If you can't win over us in terms of votes, who can say I'm not suitable?"
[My son confronted me head-on! My fans are in tears!]
[Woohoo! My mushroom is growing visibly and evolving into a mushroom bomb!]
[Indeed, the theme song also said that it couldn't be the center, but now it has come to its senses.]
@Xiaoheizi, stop saying Du Xingwei can't be a center. As long as we vote for him, he can be!
Du Xingxing has worked really hard, and thanks to the friends around him. The atmosphere in the TOP circle this year is really good.
[The atmosphere is indeed good, otherwise, given the conditions of the stars, they would definitely be pua in previous years]
[+1, I remember there was an underage TOP who was constantly being sucked away by several lower-ranked contestants. They kept saying 'I'm taking care of you and protecting you,' and then they forcibly portrayed him as a giant baby who couldn't carry the team. As a result, that younger brother became the only TOP5 who never debuted.]
[This year's contestants didn't play dirty tricks, they competed fairly. I love that!]
[With the Melon God here, any thought will be blasted by him, so there's no point in playing dirty tricks.]
The interview arranged by "Super Idol" was originally planned to be edited and used as a spin-off program for promotion.
Who would have thought that the interview had just ended and the hot search terms had already been pushed to the top by the popularity of tap water.
And the entry is particularly funny, attracting many passers-by to watch:
#Entertainment Reporter Waterloo War#
A curious bystander clicked on the page and saw that those entertainment reporters who usually relied on their power to exaggerate, distort the truth, and even take advantage of others were actually speechless and shouted: You have come to this day.
Some people were curious and asked why they didn't dare to fart in front of Yi Jingchen.
Chen's sister didn't waste any words and directly pointed them to Yi Jingchen's Weibo account, which was certified as a news station intern reporter.
After browsing Yi Jingchen's Weibo and seeing his previous interview reports, netizens instantly understood.
The entertainment reporter interviewed this person, who was almost like an outsider who had not yet become a disciple, and was compared to the master's last disciple.
It's not on the same level at all.
After figuring out the whole story, one netizen came up with a bold idea:
I want to see Yi Jingchen interview himself!
Seeing this, other netizens echoed the sentiment, and the comment was instantly pushed to the top of the official Weibo hot comments, prompting the official of "Super Idol" to respond: Definitely next time, definitely next time.
At the same time, Yi Jingchen, who had finished the boring interview, returned to the dormitory and planned to change into his daily red uniform and go to the training building to cultivate relationships with his friends in the third public performance.
The moment he opened the dormitory door, he was stunned by the scene in front of him!
The dormitory was deserted, as if it had been raided by bandits.
The quilt and pillow on Yi Jingchen's bed were all dragged to the ground, the pillow was torn into two pieces, and the cotton was scattered all over the floor.
The worst thing was Mu Gan’s Wangzai Milk. The unopened cartons were torn all over the floor, and the red bottles were rolling everywhere.
The sunlight shone in, and cat hair visible to the naked eye was floating in the air.
Yi Jingchen initially thought that someone took advantage of him and Mu Gan being interviewed to come to the recording base to sabotage them.
Then I thought something was wrong.
There are cameras in the dormitories and corridors. The trainees are all adults and would not do such low-level and malicious damage.
Yi Jingchen picked up the pillow and confirmed that there should be cat paw prints on the surface of the pillow.
[If I, the cat, am excluded...]
[There is only one truth!]
"True body!" Yi Jingchen called the true body's name, but the usually clingy kitten did not come out immediately.
Yi Jingchen looked around and heard rustling sounds behind the cabinet.
I pushed open the cabinet and saw the real body hiding there sharpening its claws.
When it saw Yi Jingchen, it barked, but its voice was not as soft and cute as usual.
Yi Jingchen felt even more strange.
It is a relatively well-behaved cat. When I leave it in the dormitory, it usually just jumps around and plays with the doll.
A luxurious cat climbing frame was installed in the dormitory for it, so even if the cat is bored, it won’t make things so messy.
"Meow!" The original body called out again, but it sounded hoarse and unbearable.
Yi Jingchen stretched out his hand, ready to hug the original body, and was almost scratched by it.
“Ouch!”
Yi Jingchen retracted his hand, barely saving his claws, and looked down at the suddenly violent cub.
In a flash, he seemed to see the main body emerge...
Small, mouth, red.
"Ah, this." Yi Jingchen instantly lost his disillusionment with the adorable cat and grabbed the original body by the scruff of the neck. "Original body, aren't you a kitten? Did you lie about your age?"
"Meow meow meow!" The original body bared its fangs and claws, making a shrill protest.
Yi Jingchen grabbed the main body, avoided its claws, and held it in his arms, then rushed to the lounge of his original owner, Gu Sijun.
Gu Sijun had just finished a four-hour tutoring class and had not yet returned to the lounge to catch his breath when he saw Yi Jingchen rushing in with his struggling original body in his arms.
"Teacher Gu, save my original body!"
Yi Jingchen ran to Gu Sijun with his real body in his pocket and quickly explained the situation.
After listening to this, Gu Sijun said calmly, "Oh, it's just the cat in heat. It's normal."
"How can this be normal!" Yi Jingchen couldn't accept it, "My true form is still a kitten!"
[It's so cute, why does it have that dirty thing called estrus?!]
[My true self should be like my paper-figure wife, free of worldly desires!]
Gu Sijun glared at him speechlessly and exposed Yi Jingchen, "You've never had a cat before, right?"
"...No." Yi Jingchen deeply realized that he was just like Ye Gong who loved dragons but was too envious of other people's cat-raising videos.
The original body was the first kitten he had ever truly come into contact with.
Cat owners on the internet focus on showing the cute side of cats, such as their daily meals and favorite toys.
Things like bad breath, pooping, and estrus are rarely explained carefully to cat owners who raise cats online.
Gu Sijun counted on his fingers, "I bought this cat when it was about two months old. It stayed at my house for two months, and then lived with you at the recording base. You think it's a kitten, but it's actually half a year old."
"It's spring now, and the temperature in your dormitory is quite high. It's normal for a six-month-old cat to enter estrus." Gu Sijun reached out, fiddled with the small red lipstick on the cat's body, and said casually, "Just take it to the veterinary hospital for treatment."
"Hiss—" The stupid silver gradient suddenly felt a pain, looked at the main body with sympathy, and asked reluctantly, "Can't I just not ga?"
"Of course, but male cats go into heat at least twice a year, and each time lasts a long time. Male cats in heat are particularly wild, and some even require their owners' help. If you can accept that..."
Before Gu Sijun finished speaking, he saw Yi Jingchen had already picked up the phone in his lounge and called the staff lady in the life department to ask where the nearest pet hospital was.
"Body~"
Yi Jingchen comforted Silver Gradient happily:
"After the operation, you will become a girl~"
"Meow!"
The main body let out a shrill cry.
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