rap group



rap group

On a cold winter afternoon, the Frozen Throne was left to dry for half an hour.

Yi Jingchen clearly saw that the surface of each seat was covered with a layer of prickly white frost.

[If you lick this thing, it will definitely stick to your tongue, right?]

[Are the production crew really not afraid of people freezing to death?]

The logistics staff took advantage of the situation and immediately provided hot packs for the trainees.

Yi Jingchen stuck it around back and forth, feeling that his cat life was filled with warmth again.

The on-site director finally realized that the atmosphere on stage was a bit deserted.

At the beginning of the second half, the rap group came on stage with their explosive style, which ignited the whole audience in minutes.

only--

The rap group invited by "Super Idol" has a particularly weird style.

Before the show started, they were scattered throughout the pyramid, without any cohesion.

The first rapper to walk onto the stage had his long curly hair loosely tied up, and the dark circles under his eyes exuded a strong sense of dejection.

He made a cigarette holding gesture with his hand. Since the program crew banned smoking, he could only blow out a round circle of white smoke in the cold wind to perfect his image as a vicissitudes of life uncle.

Yi Jingchen saw his name tag: Wasteland Thirteen.

[Aranuma Jusan, is he Japanese?]

"The wilderness is the name of my soul."

Wasteland Thirteen Void made a gesture of stubbing out a cigarette, looked up dejectedly, and said in a hoarse voice, "I have wine, do you have a story?"

“…”

[I don't have any stories, only other people's gossip.]

Du Xingwei leaned over to the colorful mushroom-haired man and said, "I know him. He's the most depressing bar singer in the country and the only depressing rapper in the rap world~"

"Yeah, it's really depressing." Yi Jingchen agreed.

[I haven't listened to his songs yet, but I've already started listening to his music online.]

Aranouma Shisan had just finished smoking his second cigarette when the other two teammates arrived on stage.

"Hello everyone, hello instructors. My name is You Lingyu, and I've been practicing for six months."

You Lingyu is a rapper in a boy group trained by an idol company. Apart from singing rap, he is exactly the same as an ordinary idol. He does not have the "style" of a rapper.

[Hey, what an idol rapper.]

[Are you really not discriminated against in the Hana community?]

You Lingyu: Talking too much will only bring tears.

The HBO circle has always looked down on idols, and they would say "Pah" when they meet them on the street.

But they don't have the qualifications to say 'Pooh' today.

Because the other rapper at the scene, Mu Gan, is a pure technical rapper in the Kazakh circle.

With his strength, he has crushed countless professional rappers, and everyone who meets him has to give him respect and salute.

Who would have thought that although Mu Gan has excellent business capabilities, he was born with a cute baby face and an extremely delicate and allergic constitution.

If you are allergic to dyes, you cannot dye or perm your hair.

I am allergic to metal and cannot wear any jewelry.

I'm also allergic to alcohol and can't even touch it!

Therefore, every time the HBO circle has a night out together, a group of ruffians and rappers dressed like gangsters come to the bar with a baby-faced model student.

Order a table full of liquor, and then ask the bartender to bring a can of Wangzai milk suitable for the baby's physique.

It also needs to be heated up to avoid upset stomach caused by sensitive stomach.

Every time at that moment, everyone looked at them with strange eyes.

Taking minors to nightclubs?

Are you sick?

Rappers: shed tears of regret!

Before the "unsociable" Mu Gan could express his opinion, the other rappers couldn't stand it anymore.

[It turns out that Mu Gan’s application form was submitted by other rappers.]

[In order to drive him from the Harry Potter circle to the idol circle, Mobb Z was sent to carry out the task.]

[Aren't you rappers the most realistic? How dare you resort to such insidious tactics?]

Mu Gan, who just learned the truth:???

[They clearly told me it was because I was more handsome than the idol!]

[I'm so angry! When I debut, I'm going to make Wangzai Milk the official drink for the group!]

Yi Jingchen nodded in agreement.

Wangzai Milk YYDS!

Seeing the rap group players coming on stage, Mobb Z, who had been slacking off, finally perked up.

"Yo, please start your performance."

At this moment, no one expected that this sentence would be the beginning of the rap group's complete collapse.

Huang Zhen Shisan, You Lingyu, and Mu Gan are all talented rappers, but their styles are completely different.

[The three of them standing together are so disconnected.]

[It's like playing the same game: one person plays Honor of Kings, one plays Happy Match, and the other plays Love and Producer.]

[So, even if the couples are well matched, arranged marriages won't have a good outcome.]

Everyone: Help! We're really not participating in the "Leg-Pinching Contest"?

The performance began, and the first to speak was You Lingyu.

“Three two one——”

"biu~"

He sniped accurately at the main camera and winked at the same time, which was very idol-like.

Yi Jingchen received his wink and sighed secretly.

[Wow! Rappers trained by idol companies really have a knack for camera work!]

[Every seemingly careless action is carefully planned, completely different from the depressing idol next to him~]

Huangzhan Shisan, who was standing close to You Lingyu, hunched over dejectedly with a hoarse voice.

The whole person seemed to be shrouded in black fog, constantly emitting negative energy, and the black magic fairy's voice might change at any time.

[Hahahahahaha! The groupings on "Super Idol" are amazing]

[You Lingyu: A sunny and cheerful big boy! Huang Nu Shisan: I'm sorry for being born a human...]

[Anyone, please save Mu Gan, he's stuck in the middle and is dying]

[Report from the Haha circle! You don't understand Mu Gan at all. Nai Gan's adaptability is quite good.]

[The insensitivity of milk dryness is max, creating a world-wide success]

really.

Relying on his special physique, Mu Gan often carries a can of Wangzai milk and drinks with a group of rappers dressed in a gangster style.

A mere talent show stage is not a problem for Mu Gan.

Since the three of them were a temporary team, when they were divided into parts on the first stage, each person was arranged to sing a solo performance.

The program team’s idea is beautiful.

However, if nothing unexpected happens, something unexpected will happen.

Before joining the show, Arano Jusan was a resident rapper in a bar. He often sang solo for two or three hours and had no experience in collaborating with other people.

In the chorus, after he finished singing his part, he felt that he was still not satisfied and subconsciously sang the next line.

You Lingyu, who had already picked up the microphone, said: ???

Yi Jingchen couldn't help but laugh out loud.

[Huanghuan, I underestimated you. You looked so unmotivated, yet you openly tried to steal a part!]

[In You Lingyu's world, this kind of behavior would be torn to pieces by those with ranking problems!]

Yi Jingchen clearly saw You Lingyu's eyes suddenly widen through the main screen.

Azawa Shisan grabs the part, it's 100% funny.

You Lingyu's chaotic inner entanglement is 10000% funny!

Yi Jingchen fainted from laughing in his seat, and was clearly captured by the reaction camera.

[Melon King, stop laughing. I’m taking a picture of you.]

[If you don’t understand, just ask, who is the Melon King? ]

[The melon king refers to Yi Jingchen, the one in the third row of the pyramid. He was the one who popped both of the big melons this morning.]

[Don't mention Yi Jingchen, I also want to laugh. This is the first time I've seen a stage with its own commentary fail.]

[+1, King Melon is really good at complaining. I feel sorry for the little brother at the scene. His legs must have been pinched bruises, right?]

Arano Jusan sang the third sentence with all his heart, but found that he couldn't remember the lyrics clearly, and then realized that he had stolen his teammate's part.

[……]

[I sang the wrong part. I'm sorry.]

He held the microphone and spoke vaguely, while giving You Lingyu a look for help.

BGM automatically plays: Save me, save me, save me...

You Lingyu received the distress signal, but silently avoided the sight, looked up and pretended to appreciate the scenery in the distance.

[Brother, it’s not that I don’t want to help you.]

[You sang three of the four lines, how am I supposed to continue?!]

Yi Jingchen: “Hahahahahaha!”

The colorful little mushroom next to him turned around and motioned Yi Jingchen to look at the camera.

"Hey, I'm taking pictures of you."

Due to the audience's request, the live director kept the reaction camera fixed on Yi Jingchen's face.

Yi Jingchen sat up straight in an instant, looking dignified for a second.

[I've been professionally trained not to laugh easily.]

[That was all an illusion.]

On the stage, You Lingyu clearly had no intention of taking responsibility.

After Huang Nuan Shisan finished the third sentence, he found that there was another sentence after it. His desire to die reached its peak, causing another round of hahahaha in the barrage.

Just when he was seriously considering how to commit suicide to achieve artistic success.

Mu Gan opened his voice at the right time and took over the song perfectly.

From an outsider's perspective, it was simply that Huang Nuan Shisan forgot a line of lyrics, and Mu Gan helped sing it.

However, Yi Jingchen, who was sitting on the top of the mountain, explained it late but arrived:

[It turns out Mu Gan doesn’t remember the lyrics either!]

[You're really good at making up stories on the spot. Is this what we call freestyle?]

Mu Gan not only made up a line of lyrics but also saved the situation in time.

Afterwards, he was able to perfectly connect his part, allowing the stage to end safely.

Wei Mi and Gu Sijun sat upright, pretending not to have heard the fall.

Wei Mi commented, "Although there are some minor flaws, the overall stage performance is still quite complete."

Gu Sijun: "Except for contestant Huang Nu Thirteen forgetting a line of lyrics, the rest of the performance was very smooth."

"Pfft—" Mobb Z burst out laughing upon hearing the comments from his two colleagues.

"Fuck the fluency! They're a bunch of idiots, some are rushing to take the photo, some are just slacking off, and some are just making up stories." Mobb Z stood up, stomped his foot arrogantly on the stool, and grumbled loudly, "Your music industry is finished!"

Haquan:?

Your domestic entertainment is even more screwed!!

"I'm sorry, it's all my fault." Ararauma Thirteen bowed his head in repentance, "Please let me die to atone for my sins."

You Lingyu bowed deeply and said guiltily, "I didn't perform well and disappointed Instructor M. I will work harder in the future!"

"Hi~" Mu Gan, who was standing between the two of them, was not affected by the bad comments at all. He greeted Mobb Z with a smile.

"Mu Gan, be serious and don't try to get close to the instructor," Mobb Z said with a straight face. "As a professional rapper, how would you rate your performance just now?"

Mu Gan thought for 0.5 seconds and said clearly and decisively, "100 points."

"Okay, then 100 points." Modd Z nodded and gave a rating. "You're going to Class A?"

【???】

"Wait, this is even possible? Teacher M, you just scolded him for making it up."

【What about the promised circle? 】

[Hahahaha! Don't you know that Mobb Z is also a key member of the [Mugan Expulsion Association]? What if he abuses his power to suppress Mugan's rating? After Nai Gan is eliminated, Wangzai Milk will slaughter the Hahaha community again.]

[Besides, Nai Gan's strength saved the whole game just now, so he deserves the A.]

"Yeah~!" Mu Gan happily made a gesture of encouragement, "Thank you, Mo baby, you are so nice~"

[Mo Baby? Who is it?]

Yi Jingchen caught the unfamiliar name.

[Could it be Instructor M? Yeah, M-mo, bb-baby, that makes perfect sense~]

Mobb Z was furious and exploded on the spot, "Damn it! Don't call me Mo Baby, call me Mentor M!"

"Okay, Mo baby, no problem, Mo baby!" Mu Gan agreed readily, but actually he didn't listen at all.

He ran towards the pyramid, passed by the mentor seat, and took out a large canvas bag from under Mobb Z's mentor seat.

There were only a few seats in Class A, and they were all full.

It just so happened that the trainee on Yi Jingchen’s right had just gone on stage to prepare, leaving a seat vacant.

Mu Gan happily sat over, opened the canvas bag, and took out many red...

Wangzai milk.

"Here." He stuffed the milk into Yi Jingchen's hand, "Please drink it."

Yi Jingchen took the Wangzai milk and said in a friendly manner, "Thank you."

"You're welcome~" Mu Gan was very happy to see him accept it so readily. He took out some more food from his box and said, "I also have Want Want candy, rice crackers, and snow cakes. Do you want any?"

Yi Jingchen looked at the bag in his hand again.

[Could this be the legendary Want Want gift pack?]

He had only been busy eating melon at noon and was indeed a little hungry, so he stretched out his hand to Mu Gan and said, "I want a candy, thank you."

"Okay, you like candy too?" Mu Gan was extremely excited. "The atmosphere in the idol circle is really great. When I was in the idol circle, I ate candy in front of them and they all scolded me for bringing shame to rappers."

Yi Jingchen nodded seriously, thinking of the series of legal news he had read.

[They had no shame in choosing to take drugs and then go in and work on the sewing machines.]

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