Square Dance
During the tutoring session for the theme song "Super Pick," Gu Sijun was only responsible for daily spot checks and midterm exams.
The main teaching work is undertaken by professional dance teachers hired by the program team.
Professional dance teachers do not appear in the edited version of the program that airs weekly.
Therefore, you only need to complete the teaching KPI. There is no need to deliberately interact with the trainees, let alone take care of every contestant.
The dance teacher in charge of teaching Class A happens to be a capable but taciturn person.
The entire teaching process progressed very quickly.
Before Yi Jingchen could see the breakdown of the first movement, the teacher had already explained the sixth movement.
What’s even more desperate is that several dancers around who have rich stage experience and learn dance very quickly have already learned the 26th move.
Looking at the entire Class A, except for Yi Jingchen and Mu Gan, who also has no dance foundation, all other trainees can keep up with the instructor's progress.
[Okay, I get it. The gap between people is bigger than the gap between people and cockroaches.]
Yi Jingchen thought sadly:
[Ah, there are only two noobs in the world, me and Mu Gan.]
Mu Gan: ...
At least I can rap, you loser, stay away from me!
After the two classes, Yi Jingchen felt like a kindergarten baby crammed into a university classroom.
Apart from being cute and making complaints, it's good for nothing.
During the break, Yi Jingchen fell into deep thought.
[What should I do?]
[At my current rate, I will never be able to learn this dance!]
Yi Jingchen was able to be admitted to University A based on his own strength, which means that his learning ability is up to standard.
After realizing that his efforts were useless, Yi Jingchen hugged himself distressedly, curled up in a corner, drawing circles and thinking hard.
The "Super Idol" theme song assessment mainly includes three parts: dancing, singing, and expression management.
The lyrics were not difficult to remember, and Yi Jingchen memorized them in ten minutes.
The singing difficulty is relatively low, and those with a thick voice can do it perfectly.
As for expression management, it is Yi Jingchen's strong point.
He has been a cosplayer for ten years and can perfectly portray the expressions of various characters.
The theme song stage only requires maintaining vitality and cuteness, which is not a problem for Yi Jingchen at all.
After much thought, the most difficult part of the theme song is indeed the dance.
[Ah, I'm hopeless.]
Yi Jingchen thought sadly.
[Dancing is so difficult. If the production team didn’t force me to do it, who would be willing to do it…]
[etc! ]
This thought flashed through Yi Jingchen's mind, and suddenly his eyes lit up.
The reason he couldn't learn the theme song was not only due to objective factors, but also because he had an instinctive fear of boy group dances.
As the saying goes, passion is the best teacher.
As long as Yi Jingchen really wants to learn this dance, his learning efficiency will be twice as good with half the effort!
Looking around the world, the only dance that can mobilize people's enthusiasm and make everyone actively, passionately and wholeheartedly devote themselves to learning is the legendary dance that is popular all over the country and will soon dominate the world.
Square, field, dance!
[Okay~]
Yi Jingchen stood up quickly and his mind instantly opened up.
[Who says male group dances can’t be performed in public squares?]
[A journalist's job is to challenge authority!]
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Just after lunch, fine snowflakes began to fall from the sky.
There is a flat cement road about thirty to forty meters long between the "Super Idol" dormitory building and the recording building.
At this moment, the younger brothers were all in the training building learning the theme song, and the snow on the road left no footprints.
Outside an iron railing, there were many young girls standing there shivering in the wind, carrying high-end cameras and wearing a lot of cheering materials.
They are the legendary fans who go everywhere, braving the cold and scorching heat, just to take a great picture of the stars!
"Super Idol" has just started recording, and fans from all the clubs have braved the frost and snow to wait outside the recording base.
The white snow turned them into snowmen. My hands were so cold that they turned red and I could hardly hold the camera, but I didn't take a single picture of my brother.
"On the first day of the theme song phase, they'll probably be staying up all night in the training building. We can freeze to death standing here, but we won't be able to take any pictures."
"Yeah, let's go back to the hotel and come back to see it in the evening."
"No! What if my brother comes out early?"
"The commute to work is so short. If I miss my brother, I won't be able to call out to him."
"What's there to be afraid of freezing to death? Our online fans are still waiting for us to produce content. We can't let our fan circle turn into the Arctic Circle!"
Although the fans knew that the probability of waiting for the younger brother was very low, no one was willing to leave.
After waiting for a while, suddenly, a bright red light appeared at the entrance of the training building.
When the crowd of fans saw this, they immediately became agitated.
"The red one is the Class A uniform!"
“Is it my Tutu?”
"Du Xingxing! Mommy Du Xingxing loves you!"
"Neither of them!" A fan raised her camera, zoomed the viewfinder to its maximum, and said disappointedly, "It's Yi Jingchen."
"Melon King? Why is he out? Is there a melon outside?"
"No, everyone is working hard in the training building right now, and Yi Jingchen, who doesn't know anything, actually sneaked out to slack off?"
"Haha, trash is trash. Looks like what the forum said was right. His theme song will definitely get an F."
"...But Yi Jingchen himself is so handsome, it must be easy to be his fangirl."
There were no fans of Yi Jingchen at the scene, and the fans from other fan clubs thought, "I can't come here in vain," so they took a few photos and found that the results were particularly good.
Although the audience had already realized that Yi Jingchen had an outstanding appearance during the live broadcast of his first stage performance.
However, he was dressed very simply at the time, and did not stand out among the flamboyant idols.
At this moment, the fans only saw Yi Jingchen in their cameras, and they realized that his facial features were impeccable, and his figure was the golden ratio with a slim waist and long legs. Any shot he took would turn out to be a stunning photo.
If he can sing and dance a little, there will definitely be many fans who are willing to pick him without thinking just for his handsome face.
The fans thought with regret, and registered a small account to post Yi Jingchen's raw photos on the social platform.
When I posted the picture, I realized that Yi Jingchen was indeed an amateur as pure as could be. He didn't even have a celebrity super topic.
Out of sympathy, several fans helped him apply for one.
After the fans finished posting the pictures, they looked up and found that Yi Jingchen had arrived right in front of them, in the middle of the cement road.
He measured it left and right, then took out a—
Big, loudspeaker, box.
These are the mobile speakers that can be seen everywhere in the square after dark, playing cheesy BGM and disturbing others.
Yi Jingchen determined his position, placed the speaker in front of him, and borrowed a power strip from the security guard at the door to power it up.
After making preparations, Yi Jingchen returned to the training building and dragged a few people out.
[Square dancing is fun when done alone~]
The two big enemies he dragged out in the wind and snow were Mu Gan, who had the same poor foundation, and Lu Jiu, who happened to pass by and was blindly grateful to Yi Jingchen, so he voluntarily joined the ranks of idiots.
Luchu is the original singer, but his dancing is not much better.
The three of them are just a bunch of idiots, but they are useless.
So, Yi Jingchen used his communication ability of telling lies to different people and caught Senior Mushroom to be their lead dancer.
"It's so cold..." Mu Gan picked up the Wangzai milk and drank a mouthful of ice.
"Yi Jingchen, can we really learn the theme song like this?" Lu Ju stamped his feet in coldness, expressing serious doubts.
"No problem. I've reported on square dancing before. The reason square dancing attracts so many people is mainly because the barrier to entry is low, the number of participants is large, and it perfectly exploits the human herd mentality to create a sense of identity from the heart."
Yi Jingchen pressed the play button, stood in the "square", and began to brainwash himself.
[Now, I am a square dance enthusiast.]
[Square dancing enriches me and keeps me healthy! Square dancing yyds!]
Every time Yi Jingchen does a cosplay, he uses brainwashing to find a sense of identification with the character.
Cosplaying as a square dance enthusiast is not difficult for him at all~
"Are you ready? I'm going to lead the dance." Senior Mushroom was a very nice person. He didn't complain at all when he was dragged out to lead three people.
He demonstrated the dance to the three weaklings diligently in the usual way he taught them.
As I danced, I always felt something was wrong.
Wait, where's the sense of identity?
They danced for a long time but didn't feel the joyful atmosphere of square dancing at all. They just felt cold and dry.
[Strange, what's the problem?]
Yi Jingchen fell into silent thought, recalling his previous reports on square dancing.
Finally, his eyes lit up and the little question mark turned into an exclamation mark.
[I get it! It’s all because the background music of “Super Pick” isn’t interesting enough and lacks atmosphere!]
"Wait a minute, I'll change the accompaniment!" Yi Jingchen came to the conclusion, ran to the speakers, and changed the BGM to a song that dominated all the squares.
——"Hi Enough" written by Lu Jue in his early years.
"Ah!" Luchu screamed in shame, his face instantly red to his ears.
However, the devilish and brainwashing prelude sounded, not to mention the few people standing in front of the speakers.
Even the ladies standing behind a railing began to follow the rhythm uncontrollably, shaking their legs wildly.
"Fuck! This background music is poisonous!"
"Help, I'm losing control of my body!"
"I don't feel cold anymore after shivering so much..."
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