Chapter 115 To be remembered in history or to be infamous for eternity!
An Honghui was so annoyed.
How could Jian Daizhao do this? !
"Beep beep beep--" (500 words of surprise omitted)
I did this so secretly, how could it be discovered? !
An Honghui was so excited that he almost peed again.
Jian Ruonan buried his head in the list and found the name of Youdu Yushi An Honghui and circled it behind it.
[What kind of new-style morning court is this? ! ]
[Is it popular to play like this in court now? ! The key is that he did it more than once! ]
Jian Ruonan was in a poetic mood and rapped a line.
[Hey, your morning court and my morning court are all different. I was discussing matters and you peed in your pants! ]
A single rhyme is also a rhyme!
The courtiers who could hear the inner voice looked at each other: Humph, do you think the throne is a toilet
? You actually peed in the throne, you don't care about your colleagues' lives! The courtiers who couldn't hear the inner voice were a little confused. Hey, weren't they discussing the issue of establishing a crown prince just now?
Why is there no sound?
Establishing a crown prince is a big deal. Which prince did An Yushi propose?
Did An Yushi hit the pillar again?
An Yushi felt bitter. He was old and couldn't hold his urine. The morning court was long and he couldn't ask for leave. Sometimes he really couldn't hold it...
Although he had a full bowel movement, he didn't drink water before going to court, so he didn't pee much...
[Are you going to be executed for asking for leave to lie in the toilet? Huh? ! ]
[This is so outrageous, at least ten points should be deducted from the etiquette in front of the palace? Jian Ruonan
silently drew a "-10" behind An Honghui's name.
An Honghui: "..."
Is there anyone who can explain to Jian Daizhao that you cannot ask for leave to go to the toilet during the morning court!
Not even to poop or pee!
The Minister of Works Pang Lianggong glanced at An Honghui: What, you still want to poop? !
Don't be too outrageous? !
The Minister of War Pei Junfei also glanced at An Honghui: Is this the reason why you pee on yourself? !
Outrageous!
Everyone is holding it in!
Emperor Deyuan held his breath and raised his hand to rub his forehead.
Well, well, my ministers are really amazing. Before, there was one who drank dog milk for sexual enhancement, one who washed his face with goat urine, one who cheated on other people’s wives and had his own wife coveted by other people... Anyway, these were all done secretly by ministers at home...
This guy really doesn’t treat me as an outsider, he secretly peed in the Golden Palace!
This is the Golden Palace!!
Other courtiers: Puchi -
no wonder I often smell a strange smell, so this is it.
He didn’t poop in the Golden Palace ,
did he? [Let me see if he has pooped in the Golden Palace? ]
He was quite excited.
The ears of the courtiers in the front row all stood up, and their eyes were bright!
An Honghui: "..."
[Hey, he didn’t poop in the Golden Palace. ] He
was quite disappointed.
An Honghui: "..."
What are you disappointed about?
Do you want me to poop right here before you’ll be satisfied? !
[Oh my god, there are quite a few people who secretly pee in the Golden Palace! ]
Emperor Deyuan: “…”
An Honghui suddenly shook up, look, everyone has the same trouble.
It’s not just me!
Jian Daizhao, tell me, who is it? !
The court officials in the front row became a little nervous, and they all used firm eyes to show that they had not done it!
Minister of War Pei Junfei turned his head and saw the Minister of Works looking at him with stern eyes.
Minister of War: What are you worried about?
Minister of Works: Don’t you have kidney problems? Are you...
Minister of War: My kidneys are fine, it’s you who have kidney problems!
[Mark these people who pee secretly, and pay special attention to them the next time the emperor asks me to record the etiquette in front of the palace!
Jian Ruonan lowered her head and put a dot behind some names. That
booklet!!
It was filled with secrets of the civil and military officials in the court!!
Some court officials wanted to destroy it, while others wanted to take a peek.
Emperor Deyuan: Haha, that booklet belongs to me!
I want to see who dares to force me in the future!
After a strange silence, Emperor Deyuan raised the corners of his lips and smiled: "An Qing, where were you just talking about?"
An Honghui gritted his teeth and said: "Your Majesty, we were just talking about the matter of establishing the crown prince. I think the third prince is smart and studious..."
How could the ambition of this historian be hindered by a small official!
For the stability of Daxia, peace and prosperity of the country, what does his little thing matter? !
The old minister is in poor health, and it is understandable that he attended the court early in the morning while sick!
[Wait, that can’t be, this guy has done a lot of outrageous things... Ouch...]
Minister of War: Hey, this guy is really stubborn, and he’s still talking!
Old An, shut up!
No court official can finish his words alive in the hands of Jian Daizhao! The
Minister of Personnel Su Xuelin is experienced and smiled knowingly. At this time, he continued to speak. In addition to listing Jian Zhang as the candidate for the crown prince, An Yushi has no other way to survive!
Court officials: What are you talking about, Jian Daizhao, please tell me!
It’s always like this, it makes me anxious!
Jian Daizhao, can you be more straightforward? !
Jian Ruonan flipped through the melon fields: [This guy is mean and mean. When he was in private school, he was scolded by his teacher and secretly put a snake in the teacher's urinal. ]
The court officials: Puff -
what happened to his teacher later?
[The poor teacher was devastated after being frightened, and the teacher's wife ran away with someone else! ]
An Honghui: "..."
These are all trivial matters.
Stay calm, stay calm, Old An, Daxia cannot be without a prince!
[He... Hey, he's also... outrageous, open the door for outrageous things, it's outrageous! ]
The court officials in the front row who could hear the inner voice looked at An Yushi.
How outrageous is it? Tell everyone.
[This is really... fucked up! 】
Front-row courtiers:? ?
What's so strange about this!
Isn't this what everyone often says? It
's not outrageous!
[People are just talking, he is serious, physically! ]
Front-row courtiers: ! !
This, this is really unexpected!
It's not outrageous at all, it's outrageous in the court!
[An Yushi, An Yushi, mere humans can't satisfy you anymore? ]
[You actually extended your claws to an innocent dog! ]
An Honghui: "..."
It's unfair, he was ready to try it when he was young and frivolous, but he didn't succeed in the end! !
Front-row courtiers: "..."
This person is so perverted! !
You don't even bother to associate with him!
In the Golden Throne Hall, the court officials who were originally next to An Yushi all took a step away, leaving a circle around An Yushi.
The court officials in the back row who didn't know the situation:? ?
What did An Yushi say? !
Why are people looking at him? !
Since everyone wants to see, I'll see too!
At this moment, An Yushi was looked at more than when he was banging his head against the pillar to make his last appeal.
An Yushi became the focus of attention in the Golden Throne Hall in an unusual way.
An Honghui: "..."
With a loud bang, his reputation was ruined.
Emperor Deyuan: "An Qing, why don't you say anything?"
An Honghui: "..."
What else can he say? !
What else can he dare to say? !
He was puzzled. Wuyuan had no reason to have a waiting official sit here to check for misbehavior in front of the palace, and he was moved from the back row to the front row.
Poor him, he naively thought that standing in the front row meant that
he was valued by the emperor! Old emperor, you must have done it on purpose!!!
An Yushi's heart was already in tears!
"Your Majesty, your minister thinks that your majesty is in the prime of life, and you don't need to be so anxious about establishing a crown prince. You need to take it slow."
Emperor Deyuan smiled knowingly.
If you had known this earlier, why did you do it in the first place!
The new Minister of Revenue, Hou Wenyao, finally found out why everyone was envious at the morning court yesterday, but the old guys in the front row showed a hint of sympathy in their eyes.
It's so miserable, they deserve sympathy, hahahaha!