Chapter 126 The brain of love, the green-haired turtle
Jian Ruonan lifted her eyelids and smiled confidently: [Invincible, how lonely it is——]
Big system: [Nannan 666——Little fanboy is calling like crazy!!]
Jian Huayuan stared at Luo Shuirong for a few times and found that it seemed that only family members could hear the voice of the fifth sister.
Fortunately, Shuirong couldn't hear it. Shuirong
is such a simple and beautiful girl. If she heard the fifth sister's story about her, I don't know how sad she would be.
Maybe she would commit suicide.
Jian Huayuan glanced at his family coldly, and when he turned to look at Luo Shuirong, he said affectionately: "Shuirong, how can I blame you? How can you, a weak and helpless woman, bear this? Don't feel psychologically burdened."
Although the fifth sister guessed right, Jian Huayuan felt that it should be a coincidence.
How could a kind-hearted woman like Shuirong be as filthy as Fifth Sister said? Fifth Sister knew nothing about Shuirong when she first met her. It was all nonsense.
Luo Shuirong's eyes were red: "Brother Guiyi, I can't... I can't let you fall into injustice and unfilial behavior because of me. You should let me go!"
"Brother Guiyi, please let me go. I'm not worth it." Jian Huayuan
was deeply moved.
Look, how good Shuirong is, how much she cares about him!
[She cares about you! ]
[If she wants to care about you, she should kill herself immediately or leave quietly. How can she let her go when she is making such a big fuss about life and death? ! ]
Jian Ruonan shook her head. The other party was a king-level green tea. The eldest brother was a little bronze and was controlled by him.
Jian Huayuan: "..."
"You're pregnant, where are you going? I'll go with you!" As he said that, he was about to pull Luo Shuirong to go.
[If love brains have levels, big brother is definitely a master level!!]
"Are you threatening your father?!" Jian Zhang's face was like the bottom of a pot that had been boiling for ten years, and he was so angry that he had two more thyroid nodules.
"Huayuan, do you know that if you leave the family, your future will be a hundred times more difficult?!"
"Today you have to leave this house and never come back!"
Jian Huayuan had a sad face: "Father, I know, but I can't let Shuirong down!"
He clenched his fists, looked at his parents, and then looked at Luo Shuirong, with a constipated look on his face.
Teng Ge'er was only six years old and didn't know much about pregnancy. He whispered to Jian Xilu: "Big sister, does our big brother have a special physique?"
Can he get pregnant through the air? !
What are tadpoles?
Is love brain a great terminal disease? !
The stinky adults' things are so complicated, they are confused while eating a melon!
Jian Xilu's face turned red and she spat at him, "If you talk nonsense again, I will kick you out!"
Teng Ge'er turned around and hugged Jian Ruonan: "Big sister is so fierce, fifth sister is better!"
Jian Ruonan was turning over the melons in the melon field.
[The baby in Luo Shuirong's belly is not the big brother's child. Luo Shuirong was preparing to find a father for the child in her belly, and saw my brother, the fool. ]
[The young master of the marquis's mansion who is ignorant of the world is so easy to deceive! 】
【Not only did she let my brother wear a green hat on his own initiative, she also let my brother take her back to the Marquis' Mansion to be his legal wife! 】
Jian Huayuan: "..."
He wanted to scold the fifth sister for talking nonsense, but he couldn't make any sound except for beeping.
Jian Ruonan raised her head.
【Hey, what's wrong with big brother? ! 】
【There are so many brain problems in love! 】
Teng Ge'er stood up and pinched Jian Ruonan's shoulders: Fifth sister, don't worry about big brother, you continue to plant melons.
At this time, Luo Shuirong threw away Jian Huayuan's hand and was about to leave, "Brother Guiyi, just let me go! I will never forget how good you have been to me, and I can't let you fall into such an unjust place!"
The words were spoken with great righteousness and determination.
Jian Huayuan's heart softened, and he immediately chased after her, "Shuirong, don't..."
Min was a little worried, and stood up to follow him out.
[Don't worry, she can't leave! ]
Min sat back down again.
[Luo Shuirong is still planning how to stay in our mansion, why would she leave? ! ]
[1, 2, 3, ready, faint! ]
As soon as the voice fell, Luo Shuirong really fainted.
What a coincidence, she fainted in Jian Huayuan's arms.
[Ding Dong, this prophet has predicted it again! Hehehe! ]
Jian Huayuan: "..."
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After Luo Shuirong fainted, Min placed her in the guest room and sent someone to take Jian Ruonan's note to invite the imperial physician.
The family of five returned to the study.
They are all family, Jian Zhang asked, "Tell me, how did you get to know each other?"
Jian Huayuan was on business in Haicheng and stayed at the home of a wealthy businessman. Luo Shuirong was a distant relative of the wealthy businessman and came to the wealthy businessman's home to beg for money after her parents died. It
was Jian Huayuan's first time in Haicheng and he was not used to the local food. Luo Shuirong was a good cook and knew a few Beijing dishes, so she often cooked them and sent them to Jian Huayuan.
After a few visits, the two became familiar with each other.
Luo Shuirong was pretty and gentle, and Jian Huayuan was away from home, not used to the local climate, and felt lonely and cold, so he gradually developed a good impression of Luo Shuirong.
Although Jian Huayuan was interested in Luo Shuirong, he did not cross the line, and the two of them were still in a moderate relationship.
But one day, he drank a little and woke up to find Luo Shuirong lying beside him in dishevel and crying. She pushed the blame on him. He was immediately heartbroken...
Jian Zhang looked at his stupid son, hesitated for a moment, and asked: "Huayuan, do you know how to make a woman pregnant?"
Jian Huayuan's face flushed: "Of course I know!"
[What the hell do you know! ]
[They fell in love after sleeping in the same bed, you are awesome, big brother! ]
Jian Huayuan: "..."
Jian Huayuan was almost suffocated.
Jian Ruonan
's thoughts came out. Jian Zhang and Min looked at Jian Huayuan with increasingly strange eyes.
Then, Jian Zhang and Min looked at each other, and saw a hint of doubt in each other's eyes.
Our eldest is quite smart, after all, he is a Jinshi in two exams, how could he fall for such a stupid trick? !
[Hey, big brother, you haven't even kissed me on the mouth! ]
Jian Huayuan: "..."
[He just touched my hand! ]
[You are just like a pure and innocent elementary school kid! ]
Jian Huayuan:? ?
What kid? !
[Big brother, you are actually the reincarnation of Guanyin, the goddess of fertility. You can make people pregnant by just touching their hands! Hahaha——】
Teng Ge’er: !!
Really?
Is our eldest brother’s physique so special? !
Teng Ge’er lifted up his clothes and looked at his belly. His eldest brother had hugged him a lot before. He wouldn’t be pregnant!
Jian Xilu covered her face: You are a boy!
Jian Huayuan wanted to cry but had no tears. He held his forehead and shook his head.
He looked at Jian Zhang: "Father, don’t you believe me?"
Jian Zhang shook his head: "No."
"......" Jian Huayuan looked at Min: "Mother, don’t you believe me?"
Min also shook her head.
Jian Huayuan looked at Jian Xilu, and before he could say anything, Jian Xilu shook her head crazily.
Teng Ge'er took out a turtle from the water tank in the study and stuffed it into his big brother's hand. Teng Ge'er paid great attention to details and did not dare to touch his big brother's hand when stuffing the turtle.
I wonder if my big brother can make a hibernating turtle pregnant!
After stuffing the turtle, Teng Ge'er said in a baby voice: "Big brother, Teng Ge'er doesn't believe you either."
[See, Teng Ge'er is hinting that my big brother is a green-haired turtle! ]
[The love brain is not even as good as that of a six-year-old baby! ]
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