Chapter 134: The factory owner of the East Factory, famous in the East and the West
Wang Defa had hung several buckets of feces on the beams of the upper room in advance. As soon as the door was opened, the feces would pour down.
As soon as Luo Shuirong and Cui'er entered the room, they were covered in feces.
Luo Shuirong was stunned.
??? What happened? ?
!!
"Master Ji——"
The upper room was dark, and Luo Shuirong's eyes were blurred and she couldn't see clearly. She shouted twice despite the stench.
There was no response, so Luo Shuirong and her servant didn't dare to move.
After a few breaths, two more buckets of feces poured down.
"Wow——"
Luo Shuirong could see clearly that the upper room was in a state of desolation. It seemed that it had been empty for a long time and there was no life.
Someone was deliberately making trouble for her.
She then hoarsely called for help.
Jian Ruonan covered her mouth and nose with her scarf, leaving only her eyes exposed. She stood outside the wall next door and saw everything clearly.
This was really a trick that only a naughty child could come up with.
Wang Defa was quite capable. The mechanism on the beam was set very delicately. If Luo Shuirong didn't get up, feces would pour down from the beam.
Water was poured into the upper room in advance, and the water froze into ice. When the sticky and greasy feces were poured on, people couldn't stand up at all.
Luo Shuirong was pregnant and heavy. She finally stood up, but was knocked to the ground by the feces on her head.
After coming down several times, Luo Shuirong was soaked all over, and the pure white fox skin on her body was stained yellow.
Teng Ge'er was held in Jian Huayuan's arms, and he was so happy to see it.
Fortunately, they were standing far away from each other and there was a wall between them, so they were not disturbed by the stench.
Even so, there was still some smell.
Wang Defa took out a pack of paper from his pocket and gave each person a piece.
Teng Ge'er skillfully rolled the paper into strips and stuffed it into his nostrils, like a little suckling pig with a scallion stuck in its nose. It seemed that he had done this kind of trouble many times.
Wang Defa originally planned to crumple the paper and insert it into his nostrils. The paper was crumpled into a rope, and he unfolded it and put it on the palm of his hand to cover his mouth and nose.
Teng Ge'er was very considerate and rolled a scallion for Jian Huayuan to insert into his nostrils.
After the equipment was completed, Jian Ruonan looked at Luo Shuirong, who was soaking wet and lying on the ground, and turned her head to look at Jian Huayuan.
[I don’t know what big brother likes about her? 】
【Big brother has no brains and no taste. 】
Teng Ge’er: Yes, what the fifth sister said is so right!
Jian Huayuan: “…”
【Oh my god, when Luo Shuirong called for help, she opened her mouth and feces went into her mouth, right? 】
【Help, big brother didn’t kiss her on the mouth, did he? 】
Teng Ge’er, Jian Ruonan, and Wang Defa all turned their heads to look at Jian Huayuan’s mouth.
Jian Huayuan: “…”
No, I only touched her hand!!
【Oh, I remember now, our big brother only touched her hand, fortunately big brother is stupid, otherwise I don’t want to talk to big brother! 】
Teng Ge’er nodded vigorously.
I don’t want to be hugged by big brother.
Jian Huayuan: “…”
Believe it or not, I will throw you down right away!
Teng Ge’er’s face immediately became flattering, big brother, Teng Ge’er is just thinking about it, Teng Ge’er likes big brother to hug him the most.
A few people were watching with great interest, when suddenly, there was a burst of urgent horse hoof sounds outside the courtyard gate.
"Dongchang is doing business, please stay away if you are not there--"
A dozen tall and strong horses raised a lot of noise and stopped outside the courtyard gate.
The roadside vendors were scared and fled in all directions, and the roadside shops also closed one after another.
Occasionally, some brave people would look out through the cracks of their own doors.
Dongchang directly obeyed the emperor, and Pu Jingyi was the empress dowager's confidant, so even the royal relatives had to stay away from him.
The eunuchs were incomplete and afraid of being looked down upon, so every time they appeared, they would cause quite a stir.
With the help of his subordinates, Pu Jingyi got off the horse.
"Did the young lady go in?"
"Yes, sir."
"Whose house is this?"
The subordinate came to Pu Jingyi's ear and whispered, "The eldest prince used to keep an actor, but later the actor died..."
Pu Jingyi turned the ring on his index finger and sneered, "Knock the door open!"
The East Factory guards knocked the door open in two or three strokes, and a swarm of bees rushed in.
The deaf-mute old man with poor eyesight saw a group of people rushing in, and was frightened and ran away in the chaos.
"Help--"
As soon as he entered the door, he heard the cries for help from Luo Shuirong and her servant.
Pu Jingyi was anxious and ran straight to the upper room.
More than a dozen guards in the East Factory were all good at Qinggong. Two guards tiptoed down and carried Pu Jingyi to the upper room quickly, and the rest followed behind.
The guards were very good at Qinggong, and they flew very fast. As they flew, they planted the flags representing the East Factory on the ground.
While planting the flags, the guards shouted: "The master of the East Factory is famous in the East and the West!"
The posture was comparable to the emperor's tour out of the palace.
Flying into the upper courtyard, they saw Luo Shuirong and her servant lying on the ground from a distance.
Pu Jingyi's heart tightened and he ordered: "Hurry!"
The two guards holding him exerted their strength in their Dantian, and the speed increased by another three points.
A group of people flew in the sky, with fluttering clothes, heroic postures, and majestic and dignified.
This scene was especially like the scene of a hero appearing in a movie, and it was even more magnificent than the last time Jian Ruonan carried the imperial sword to chop people.
Jian Ruonan prayed silently in his heart: [Rush in! ! Rush in!!! Rush in!!!】
The hearts of the melon-eating contestants were in their throats.
It was not until they flew to the door of the upper room that the two guards smelled the stench and realized that something was wrong.
Damn, the upper room is full of shit!!!
Fortunately, the first two guards were very skilled in martial arts, and they immediately stopped.
They did stop, but the guards behind them didn't know and were still trying their best to fly forward.
As a result, Pu Jingyi and the two guards were hit from behind, and not a single one was left, and they rushed into the upper room.
Before Pu Jingyi had time to curse, "bang bang" sounded over his head, and several buckets of shit poured down, soaking the group of people.
Not a single one was missing.
How cool they were just now, how savage they are now.
Pu Jingyi: "..."
[Hit it!!!]
Jian Ruonan cheered in her heart.
The melon-eating contestant also clenched his fist.
[The slogan can be changed to: Dongchang factory owner, rush forward when you see shit! ]
[Hahahahaha——]
"What's going on in the back??!!!" Pu Jingyi was furious, turned around and scolded his subordinates viciously.
[Hey, stop scolding, shut your mouth, or the scolding will flow into your mouth! ]
[Hahahaha——]
Seeing this, Jian Ruonan pulled the man out, "Retreat——"
"You guys, try to create an alibi for yourselves!"
If they are caught by Dongchang, it will be no joke.
Teng Ge'er: "Brother Fa and I have been studying at home. We sneaked out. We can just sneak back."
Jian Huayuan: "My butt was beaten and bruised. I'm going back to recuperate. What about you, Fifth Sister?"
"I have an appointment with the Princess."
The crowd of people eating melons scattered like birds and beasts!
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After eating melons, Jian Ruonan went straight to the Princess's mansion.
"Your Highness, the high-level happiness has been prepared for you. Let's set off immediately!"
The Princess dressed up and was taken to a pleasure boat by Jian Ruonan.
This pleasure boat belongs to Princess Qi Le. Since the death of her husband, Princess Qi Le has been acting without rules.
It is said that there are many men on this pleasure boat. Those men are proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. Princess Qi Le often brings her friends to the pleasure boat for fun.
To put it bluntly, this pleasure boat is a male version of a brothel, where men make their living by serving women.
The princess frowned, "Why is it such a place?"
"This princess wants high-class happiness!"
Why does it feel lower class? !
"Has Lord Jian run out of ideas?!"
He might as well go back and continue to work on the script of the alchemist and the male fairy.
"Princess, please be patient and listen to what I have to say." Jian Ruonan smiled, "We are not going to the pleasure boat to have fun!"
The princess raised her eyelids, "Then what are we going there for?"
Jian Ruonan: "We are going to persuade the man who has been a playboy to become a good man!"
The princess:? ?
"Think about it, if there is a way, who would be willing to come to such a place to make a living?"
"Princess, let's go and see if there is any man who can't help himself and has a strong mind to save them from the water and fire!"
This is a high-level happiness on the spiritual level!