Chapter 142 My lords, take care of yourselves!
Cao Degui hurriedly supported the person.
The little palace maid guarding the door saw Aunt Yishuang fainted and wanted to come over, but was driven away by Cao Degui.
As a popular figure in front of the Queen Mother, Aunt Yishuang reacted quickly, and immediately realized the root of the problem, and immediately gave up the idea of killing people to silence them.
The force of the throat lock disappeared instantly, and Aunt Yishuang slowly opened her eyes. She
almost died in the line of duty.
At the moment she fainted, Aunt Yishuang saw her grandmother who had passed away many years ago, and her homesickness was relieved a lot.
She glared at Eunuch Cao: Miss Jian is so noble, why didn’t you say it earlier?
Cao Degui: Haven’t I said enough?
You refused to listen and insisted on taking the risk yourself.
I told you to take her in quickly and serve her well, but you refused to listen!
[Why is this palace maid making so many noises? Could she have been infected after having sex with Eunuch Cao?!]
Aunt Yishuang: “…”
You can’t do it yourself, and you can’t borrow a knife…
“Gah——”
Lock her throat.
Hello, Grandma!
Nima, no, no, no.
No lock her throat.
Goodbye, Grandma!
“Grandma, oh, no, Miss Ruonan, it’s cold outside, please come in quickly, watch the road, be careful not to stumble or fall.”
Aunt Yishuang made a 180-degree turn in her attitude, and she led Jian Ruonan inside attentively.
Jian Ruonan: "Aunt Yishuang, I'm sorry to bother you."
Aunt Yishuang thought for a moment and returned the seal she had just received, "No trouble, no trouble, Miss Ruonan, this is too polite, this is my duty, please take it back!"
Jian Ruonan was a little confused.
[Why don't you accept any seals? Isn't it said that eunuchs and palace maids are the most greedy? ]
Aunt Yishuang: "..."
I am greedy, but I met you, an ancestor!
Walking to the door of the main hall, Aunt Yishuang took a deep breath.
Masters, take care of yourselves.
~ The Queen Mother worshiped
Buddha, and the whole Ci'an Palace was filled with the scent of compassionate sandalwood, and a statue of Guanyin was also offered in the side hall.
"Amitabha" is a high-frequency word that the masters and palace maids of Ci'an Palace usually say.
In the main hall, with the empress dowager as the center, sat the empress, the noble concubine Yan, the four concubines Xianliangshude, the favored concubine Yi, and a few ladies from the inner court sitting on the outside. The empress dowager
was a little surprised to see Jian Ruonan.
Didn't they say to let her hang for an incense stick? She brought her in before half an incense stick had passed.
Aunt Yishuang took the pressure and brought Jian Ruonan to the empress dowager, smiling, "Empress Dowager, this is Miss Ruonan, the fifth daughter of the Marquis of Jinyang." The empress
dowager looked her over with a kind smile on her face.
She was just an ordinary little girl, why did the emperor and the eldest princess value her so much?
Jian Ruonan had just stood still when a little palace maid placed a cushion in front of her.
Jian Ruonan knelt on the mat and kowtowed three times: "Your servant pays respect to the Queen Mother. May the Queen Mother live a thousand years." The Queen Mother
smiled and said: "Amitabha, good boy, come here and let me take a good look."
Suddenly, a voice came into the minds of the Queen Mother and the concubines around.
[Fuck, such a long armor, will it poke your butt and bleed when you poop and wipe your butt? ! ]
Aunt Yi Shuang quickly stood beside the Queen Mother, ready to save her at any time.
[Ah? ! ! It turns out that the Queen Mother doesn't have to wipe her butt after pooping, there are special people to help wipe her butt! ]
[I have learned a lot! ]
[Those palace maids and eunuchs practiced hard and intrigued each other in order to wipe the Queen Mother's butt! ]
[This... is hard to comment! Is it comfortable to let others wipe it? 】
【It would be nice if there was a video, so I can see how hard those palace maids and eunuchs practiced their butt-wiping skills! 】 The Queen Mother
exerted force with her hands and almost crushed a Buddhist bead.
This Fifth Young Lady is too presumptuous!
The Queen Mother looked carefully and found that Jian Ruonan lowered her head and did not open her mouth when she spoke.
The little girl was quiet and elegant, and seemed quite well-behaved.
? ?
What's going on?
"Beep--" (save for surprise)
Well, I finally know why the Emperor and the eldest princess hesitated. It turns out that this Fifth Young Lady does have some ability.
As the winner of the last palace fight, the Queen Mother had an extremely good mentality. She did not show any of it on her face, and still had a kind smile on her face.
She took a string of Buddhist beads from her wrist and handed it over, "I think Miss Ruonan looks kind, this string of Buddhist beads was blessed by Master Chengyuan, take it and play with it."
Jian Ruonan took it with both hands, bowed and thanked, then stood aside obediently with her head lowered.
According to the rules of the palace, you cannot look up and look directly at the nobles.
The Queen Mother hesitated, whether to send the person away or keep him, and her thoughts came again--
[Although, for things like wiping your butt, picking your nose, and picking your ears, it’s more comfortable to do it yourself. ]
[Oh my god, the Queen Mother really used armor to pick out earwax!!!]
[Don’t mention it, this armor is long and thin, it can be called a magic tool for picking earwax... Hey, the Queen Mother even used armor to pick her nose!!!]
The Queen Mother: "..."
Really... I give you three points of color and you still open a dyeing factory!
"Someone, come and drag the person away for me--"
Choking!
"Ga--"
Your Majesty... why are you here...
Aunt Yishuang quickly supported the Empress Dowager.
The Queen Mother was more tactful when she was young, but since she ascended the throne, her character has become more and more stubborn, and she almost reunited with the retired emperor and his wife.
Fortunately, the Emperor and the eldest princess had hinted at the Queen Mother before, and the Queen Mother withdrew her malice when she was on the verge of death, and the force that was strangling her throat was slowly released. The Queen Mother
just came over, and her arm was pinched by Aunt Yishuang.
The Queen Mother understood instantly, no wonder Aunt Yishuang, such a smart girl, brought people in so quickly against her wishes.
It turned out that Aunt Yishuang was also a victim.
After the Queen Mother gave the order, several burly palace maids in the corner of the palace rolled up their sleeves and walked towards Jian Ruonan.
This Miss Ruonan had somehow offended the Queen Mother, who was so angry that she fainted. Given the Queen Mother’s temper, Jian Ruonan was in trouble. Before
the palace maid even walked up to Jian Ruonan, she suddenly felt like she was wearing her autumn clothes the wrong way around. The
Queen Mother had just recovered, and before she could take two breaths, the suffocating feeling of having her throat locked came over her again, scaring her so much that she screamed, “What are you doing? I asked you to mop a chair for Miss Ruonan, what are you doing?!”
Palace maid:? ?
Damn, is that the tone of someone offering a throne? !
Jian Ruonan then quietly turned her head and glanced at the Queen Mother, only to see that her face was flushed and she was a little agitated.
[The Queen Mother and the old Emperor are indeed mother and son, and the tone of someone offering a throne is the same, very heroic! 】
The Queen Mother: "..."
Okay, it turns out that the Emperor and the Princess have also experienced this.
I finally know why the Emperor and the Princess don't let me see anyone.
This is not a little girl, this is the living King Yan!
"Give me a seat and serve tea."
Aunt Yi Shuang asked someone to move a gorgeous armchair for Jian Ruonan to sit below the Queen Mother, and also brought her a cup of the best Biluochun and a plate of snacks. Those
who can get to this position are all shrewd people, especially Concubine Yan Guifei and the four concubines Xianliang Shude, who all had some doubts in their hearts.
Miss Ruonan was so offensive, why didn't the Queen Mother punish her but rewarded her instead.
It's really strange.
After Jian Ruonan sat down, everyone talked excitedly.
Concubine Xian yawned first, then rubbed her waist, pretending to be weak and hollowed out.
The Queen: "Concubine Xian, what's wrong with you?"
Concubine Xian smiled and said, "Your Majesty, I didn't sleep well last night and I'm a little sleepy."
The Emperor rested in Concubine Xian's Jinxiang Palace last night.
Concubine Xian is showing off.
The women in this palace are racking their brains to get the emperor's favor. I didn't sleep well all night, and I don't know how many times I have been loved!
The concubines next to her had different expressions, some were envious, and some were disdainful.
Suddenly, a voice came from her heart——
[Wow, let me see, what did the old emperor do with Concubine Xian last night? ]
[Is there anything weird~~]
[Hehehe~~~]
The voice in her heart was quite happy.
[Hey, I didn't do anything, I just took a nap, and I got excited for nothing! ]
[Concubine Xian, are you okay? ! 】
Xian Fei: "......"