Chapter 145 Surprise! The Third Prince didn't pick up any peppercorns today!
A group of princes and princesses, as well as Princess Jiarou and Princess Jiashan, the daughter of the eldest princess, were waiting outside the gate of Ci'an Palace, waiting to pay New Year's greetings to the Empress Dowager.
The palace maids took out a thick futon and placed it
in front of the Empress Dowager. Aunt Yishuang brought a golden plate with a thick red seal on it. As soon as the princes and princesses appeared, the concubines took the initiative to step back and make room for the seats in front of the Empress Dowager.
Jian Ruonan put down her silver fork, took out a handkerchief to wipe the corners of her mouth, and stood up.
After standing up, she suddenly realized that she seemed to be surrounded by concubines.
The concubines sat down again with her as the center.
Jian Ruonan was used to being surrounded by people, and didn't think there was a problem. Sitting in the middle of the concubines made it convenient for her to observe secretly.
If I guessed correctly, that scum who cheated money should be tied to the prince, princess or county lady at the door.
Jian Ruonan: [Why don’t you ask it to give it a try?]
The big system: [Okay!]
The big system started to howl at the top of its voice: [Xuanwu SAMA!]
[Xuanwu SAMA~~~~]
The big system called several times, but got no response.
Jian Ruonan: [Playing dead?]
[I just ate a lot of watermelons, pass some energy to it.]
The big system: [Okay!]
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The Xuanwu system was originally curled up and sleeping in the fourth prince’s brain.
Winter is not very friendly to the Xuanwu system. Fortunately, it has a high level and does not need to hibernate, but it needs more sleep than the other three seasons.
Xuanwu was sleeping soundly when he was suddenly awakened by the big system.
It then remembered that it had established a link with the big system before.
The Fifth Miss must be in Ci'an Palace now.
Now that the link is connected, doesn't the system know the approximate range of its binding? !
If the petty Fourth Prince knew this, he would probably roar and turn evil again.
It has finally gotten rid of the title of waste, it can't be stupid again!
The Xuanwu system was about to disconnect the link, and suddenly, the system transmitted energy.
[Blah la la la~~~~~~~]
Xuanwu system: ! ! So
much energy! ! !
So much energy, enough for the Fourth Prince to stand up and take four steps!
The Xuanwu system was so happy that it crawled around: [Little Fourth, the energy is coming! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】
The fourth prince was talking to his second brother. When he heard this, his stern face did not show joy, but frowned instead?
【What energy? Where did the energy come from? 】
【When did you connect with the big system? 】
The Xuanwu system happily told him about the last time the big system took the initiative to send energy and they established a connection. 【I almost forgot about establishing the connection. I just remembered it when the link was established. 】
【I will praise the big system. After a few more times, your highness's legs will be completely healed and he will be able to stand up! 】
Tan Tai Mo: 【...Why don't you disconnect quickly? 】
The Xuanwu system was a little confused: 【Why? 】
【You idiot? 】 】Tan Tai Mo: [If I guessed correctly, Miss Wu has already learned about your existence from the Big System! Have you forgotten Miss Wu's abnormality on the shore last time? ! ]
[The Big System did it on purpose! It's waiting for you to fall into its trap! ]
[You idiot! Waste! ]
[I told you not to act on your own! ]
Xuanwu System: [Xiao Si, you are too suspicious, aren't you? ! ]
Tan Tai Mo: [Then tell me, before you went to the Big System to ask for energy, it always hesitated, now it's suddenly so active, why? ]
Xuanwu System: [Of course it is impressed by the wisdom and bravery of this Xuanwu! ]
Tan Tai Mo: [......]
[Quickly disconnect the link for me! ! 】
【Cannot answer it, disconnect quickly!!!】
【Disconnect——】
The last two words were almost a roar.
If the Fifth Miss knew that he had teamed up with the Xuanwu System to steal lamp oil and pick up scraps...he would lose all his face. As a prince, he might as well just kill himself!
The Xuanwu System reluctantly disconnected the link.
Tan Tai Mo followed the Second Prince into the inner hall of Ci'an Palace, and a rare seriousness appeared on his stern face.
Sure enough, the Fifth Miss got up so early today and was not sleepy. Her smart eyes were searching for something.
Tan Tai Mo glanced at her with his peripheral vision and then looked away.
The Fifth Miss was smarter than he thought.
Tan Tai Mo suddenly smiled, his handsome features were as clear as the breeze and the bright moon.
Although he has always been controlled by Miss Five, he does not make people angry at all.
Xuanwu System: [Miss Five has become the favorite of the concubines! ! ]
[I wonder what kind of gossip you ate today? ]
[Hey, Xiao Si, find an excuse to stay and listen. ]
Tan Tai Mo: [......]
Except for this annoying Tong!
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The princes greeted the empress dowager in order of seniority, and the eldest prince stood first.
Jian Ruonan saw the eldest prince for the first time.
The eldest prince, Tan Tai Ji, was recently named King of Wunan, and his fiefdom was near Lingnan.
Lingnan is the modern Guangdong and Guangxi. In ancient times, Lingnan was mountainous and hot, and it was considered a poor place.
As the eldest son, the eldest prince was not valued by the emperor.
He is currently observing government affairs in the Ministry of Works, and it is said that he will leave for his fiefdom after the new year. Once he goes to his fiefdom, he will no longer have a chance to take the throne.
No wonder the eldest prince is desperately trying to make money now. The corrupt Cao Yushi before was also the eldest prince's man.
Jian Ruonan didn't have the heart to watch melons at this time.
There are so many princes, princesses and princesses, and I don't know who the scumbag is.
After the energy was transmitted, the link was disconnected.
Jian Ruonan didn't dare to talk to the big system easily, and sat alone in a daze.
I didn't expect that the scumbag
was quite alert. He must have come prepared.
Now that we know the approximate range of the other party's binding, it will be easy.
Try to cheat it next time!
After thinking it through, Jian Ruonan no longer struggled, and happily watched the princes and princesses kowtow to the queen mother.
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Emperor Deyuan has many offspring, more than ten princes and princesses, but the third prince is the most handsome one among them.
The eyes of the concubines are all focused on the third prince.
Everyone's eyes were first on the third prince's shoes.
In order to cover his shoes, the third prince deliberately made his clothes longer, almost enough to drag on the ground.
But the sharp-eyed concubines could see something strange at a glance - he walked unnaturally and didn't feel his feet firmly on the ground.
Concubine Liang raised her middle finger and thumb, pinched the thickness, and whispered to Concubine Yan: "Sister, really, it's about this high!"
Concubine Yan took a look at the third prince's shoes, then at the pretending concubine's chest, and a complicated smile appeared at the corner of her mouth. Concubine
Xian felt embarrassed for the first time with her "big breasts".
After staring at the shoes, everyone stared at the third prince's buttocks.
I wonder if the third prince went out with peppercorns today?
Hey, there are so many imperial doctors in the palace, can't you take medicine for hemorrhoids?
Why do you have to believe in those folk remedies? Doesn't the pretending concubine care?
Is the pretending concubine busy?
What are you busy with?
Busy pretending to have big breasts! Hahahaha!
Concubine Xian: “…”
The Third Prince patted his clothes confidently, lifted the front of his long gown, and knelt down in front of the Queen Mother.
The concubines whispered with their handkerchiefs: If I fart while kneeling, will the peppercorns pop out? !
Concubine Xian: “…”
That’s enough! You
pretend that I don’t exist! ! ! ! !
The Third Prince knelt down and kowtowed respectfully: “Grandson wishes the Queen Mother a happy new year. I wish the Queen Mother a thousand years of life!”
People have a very good sixth sense. The Third Prince knew immediately when someone was looking at him.
He didn’t need to look back, he knew that it must be the Fifth Miss who was looking at her.
Such a fiery gaze, and she didn’t hide it at all!
I didn’t expect the Fifth Miss to be a sentimental person!
After paying New Year's greetings, the Third Prince stepped aside, turned around and winked at Jian Ruonan.
Jian Ruonan: "..."
She took a breath of cool air! She was so disgusted
that she almost vomited the overnight rice.
[Let me see, did the Third Prince have peppercorns stuck in his butt today?! ]
I didn't notice him at first, but he had to come to my doorstep to let people eat melons.
The Queen pricked up her ears.
Concubine Yan pricked up her ears.
Concubine Xian pricked up her ears and wanted to die. The Queen
Mother saw that the concubines pricked up their ears but couldn't hear anything, and suddenly felt a great loss.
[Hey, there were no peppercorns stuck in
their butt today...] She felt a little disappointed.
The concubines felt disappointed too.
[Hey——] Suddenly she raised her voice again!
The concubines also got excited: Hey what, tell me!
[Hey, there were garlic stuck in his butt today! 】
【I never thought that the third prince would start a grocery store business with chrysanthemums! 】
【Don't worry about marinating hemorrhoids! 】